Family Vacation looks innocent for like ten seconds, then you realize you’re stuck in a trip where every single “family bonding moment” is one bad decision away from somebody getting fucked against a balcony rail. You play the son, which already tells you where this goes. It pretends to be about drama and choices and feelings, and yeah, technically it is, but what you actually do is slowly test the limit of how far you can push boundaries with your mother, your sister, the so-called “aunt,” and a rotating set of side characters who all seem to think clothes are more like a suggestion than a rule. There’s this weird tension at breakfast, eyes lingering too long, a hand under the table that is absolutely not an accident, and then later you’re in the shared bathroom jerking off to the sound of the shower because you “promised to respect privacy.” Spoiler: you will not.

The pacing is kind of funny. Sometimes it spends forever on small stuff like choosing who sits next to you in the car, and you’re thinking “why do I care,” then three scenes later that choice is why someone lets you spread her legs in a dark hotel cinema while the rest of the family is literally in the same room. There’s a lot of voyeur shit threaded through everything. Peeking through doors, watching your “relatives” masturbate, catching your mom on her knees with a guy who definitely isn’t your dad, and instead of running away you just stand there, half shocked, half turned on, clicking through it like a pervert with a PhD. At some point the game basically asks you, silently, if you’re okay with becoming the guy who starts the group sex, not just watches it. You tell yourself you’ll play as the “good son” for one route, then you see the option to join your sister and her friend making out on the couch and suddenly you forget what “good” even means.

Sex scenes themselves go pretty hard into variety. You get soft teasing like shy lesbian stuff between two girls you know very well, with you spying from the doorway, and then later the tone flips and you’re choking one of them while you fuck her from behind, while she calls you things that definitely should not come from family lips. One run you might be the controlling asshole who pulls the women in your life into BDSM games, with spanking marks on pale skin, collars, being ordered to swallow, creampies in places where absolutely no condom is ever even mentioned. Another run you try to be more “romantic,” but it still ends with someone on her knees taking your cock deep in her throat while her husband or father or whatever sits two rooms away watching TV, and she wipes her mouth and goes back like nothing happened. There is swinging too, in that very awkward “first time at a sex party” way, where couples pretend they are just being open minded while you are balls deep in a woman you barely met at the resort bar, her darker skin glistening, her moans way too loud for the hotel walls. Sometimes the game feels like it wants you to think about consequences, and then it just throws another threesome at you and your brain forgets the word consequence. If you really want to squeeze every dirty drop out of it, you basically need to be a creep with a notebook in your head: save at wrong moments, pick the rude choices, check every door, stare too long, touch when you shouldn’t, and let the vacation rot the whole “family” from the inside.