Family Vacation starts very normal, like some boring trip you think your mom planned in a Facebook group, and then it just… quietly slides into the kind of shit you usually only see in those tabs you swear you never click. You’re the guy in the middle of this whole mess, trying to act like a decent adult while every woman around you keeps “accidentally” flashing skin, walking around in tiny shorts, bending over way too slow, asking for “help” with sunscreen in places that don’t need sunscreen. At first I thought, ok, generic horny vacation, I’ll click through, jerk off once, close Chrome, done. Didn’t happen. The game keeps pushing small choices, like “help her with the bags” or “stay in the pool and stare,” and suddenly you’re in a room at night, door cracked open, watching someone from your own family masturbate on the bed, biting her lip and trying not to moan too loud. That voyeur moment messed me up in a good way. I was planning to skip through story, then I ended up sitting there whispering “don’t get caught, don’t get caught” at my monitor like an idiot.

What I really liked is how the sex doesn’t start as this instant porn logic. It builds in these awkward, almost real moments. You’re brushing teeth next to her, she leans over, tits pressed to your arm, pretends she didn’t notice. In the car, cramped, someone falls asleep with her head on your lap, and your dick slowly gets hard under her cheek and the game lets you decide if you enjoy it or try to think of baseball. Then later it yanks the brakes off completely. There’s a scene at the rental house where a “game night” turns into a drunk, half-truth confession circle, everybody oversharing. One of them jokes about sharing partners, and there’s this split second where nobody laughs, they just look at each other. That’s the exact moment I knew it would go full group action. And it actually does. Clothes come off in this messy order, someone is on her knees sucking you while you’re fucking another from behind, another pair going at it on the couch. It’s not neat at all, limbs all over, camera angles switching so you see one girl getting her throat used while another gets filled raw and moans that she wants it inside. The creampie scenes are filthy in that “oh fuck, this is so wrong” way, especially when it’s someone you really shouldn’t be filling up, and the game leans into that taboo on purpose.

There’s a mix of stuff for anyone who’s into power games and softer teasing. One route I took, I played the protagonist more controlling, saying rougher things, grabbing hair, making her open her mouth and hold eye contact while you finish on her tongue, and she pretends to resist but her legs keep opening wider. Another time I went gentler and the same girl ends up guiding your hand herself, placing it on her ass and basically begging you to spank her harder. That spanking sound is weirdly satisfying, like the dev spent too much time perfecting that one thing and then forgot to fix a typo in the menu. Speaking of tiny annoyances, there’s this one scene where a character keeps calling you by a nickname that sounds like something from a kid’s cartoon and it completely kills the mood, but I still didn’t skip it because the way she drops to her knees right after is just too hot. There’s also a moment in the bathroom where you catch two of the girls together in the shower, kissing slow, hands everywhere, one sliding down between the other’s legs while the water hits their backs. I thought it would just be a short tease, but they keep going, licking, sucking, grinding on each other’s thighs, and you can either sneak-watch or walk in and turn it into a threesome that gets really, really dirty once someone suggests “we should share him.” That whole vacation vibe of “no neighbors, nobody watching, rules don’t matter” somehow makes every blowjob, every time you push in bare, feel more risky, even when you know the game will let you cum inside as much as you want. And yeah, the whole family angle is not just background, it’s in your face, in the way they talk to you while you’re inside them, using those wrong names, thanking you like it’s the most natural thing in the world to fuck each other between beach trips.