I gotta say, the first thing that hit me was how rough the art looks. Not in a bad way exactly, more like someone's sketchbook got scanned and nobody bothered cleaning it up. There's this one scene with the main girl where her hand is just... wrong. Fingers don't bend that way. I stared at it for like two minutes trying to figure out if it was intentional or not. Still don't know.

The game throws you into this weird dating sim setup where you're supposedly training someone to be your confidant, whatever that means. It's a parody of something, I think? Maybe Persona? The whole confidant thing feels lifted straight from there but with all the RPG bits stripped out and replaced with hentai scenes that come way too fast. Like, second conversation and suddenly she's pulling her shirt up. Zero buildup. I actually laughed at how abrupt it was.

The trainer mechanics are barebones. You pick dialogue options, sometimes there's a stat that goes up, but I couldn't tell if my choices mattered or if the scenes just happen on a timer. There was this one path where I deliberately picked the worst responses and the sex scene still triggered exactly the same way. That kind of killed any sense of accomplishment, which is the whole point of chasing leaderboard rankings in these games. You want to feel like you earned the lewd content through skill, not just clicking through text.

But then, weirdly, I found myself replaying it. The writing has these moments where it's so dumb it circles back to being funny. One line about "confidant level maximum achieved" during a blowjob scene made me snort. The hentai art, despite being janky, has this raw energy that polished visual novels sometimes lack. It's like the artist was actually horny while drawing instead of just following a style guide. The faces during scenes are exaggerated in a way that's genuinely hot if you can get past the anatomy issues.

I never figured out what the dating sim part was parodying exactly. Maybe it's making fun of how fast relationships move in these games? Or maybe it's just lazy writing dressed up as satire. Hard to tell. The simulator tag feels misleading too, there's nothing to simulate really, it's just a linear visual novel with some fake choices sprinkled in.