This one feels like someone took that old “character creator” screen from a dating sim, said “fuck it, this is the whole game now,” and then actually made it horny enough that I kept tabbing back to it while pretending to answer Slack messages. It starts super simple: you land in the browser, no bullshit, and you’ve got this clean layout with eight girls lined up up top as little icons. Blond, redhead, that kind of basic porn archetype set, but once you start poking at the customization you realize it’s not just “change hair color, done.” I spent way too long on one blonde, just cycling outfits and tiny tweaks until she hit that perfect “girl next door who absolutely doesn’t act like it when your door closes” vibe. There’s this moment where you swap from a casual top to something tighter, drag the sliders a bit, then flip the view to the sex scene button and suddenly she’s on her knees, looking right at you, and it hits different because your brain goes: I made this mess.

Once you start playing with the positions the whole thing gets dirtier fast. You’ve got four of them, laid out as these simple icons, and each one just shifts the whole energy. The POV one is the best for me: you’re basically in the guy’s body, she’s between your legs, hands on your thighs, and when you tell her to go down, the angle puts her eyes locked on you. The blowjob animation isn’t super fancy, but it has that jerky, messy porn feel that somehow works better than overpolished stuff. There’s this little detail where you switch from a tame outfit to lingerie and suddenly the titfuck view does more for you, because now her boobs are spilling around you and the camera sits low so it’s just her chest, her mouth, and that wet sound effect looping. When you hit the facial option, it snaps straight to her staring up, cum dripping down her lips, and it’s way too easy to sit there and just swap between girls like some horny Pokémon team. Blonde, facial. Redhead, cumshot on her chest. Switch back to POV and run it again. I caught myself muttering “one more” like I was queueing another match in Valorant.

It’s kind of funny because the game is stupidly straightforward, but that’s exactly what makes it feel dirty in a good way. There’s no fake storyline, no “you are the chosen hero” crap, just: pick girl, dress her, fuck her, finish on exactly the part of her you like. I liked how quick the buttons respond, though sometimes the outfit change lags half a second and it annoyed me way more than it should, like my brain was already horny and refused to wait. The redhead is probably my favorite, by the way. Give her a tight top, flip to titfuck, then switch to facial after the cumshot and you suddenly get this perfect “porn freeze-frame” effect. I kept thinking it would be cool if you could tweak expressions more, like make her pretend she hates it while obviously loving it, but also this is one of those things where I know it’s never going to be that deep and that’s fine. It’s just a filthy little customization playground. You open it in Chrome, you click a few buttons, and ten minutes later you’ve built your own personal pornstar squad and painted all of them in different ways.