You know what I miss? That old Newgrounds era where some guy with too much time and a cracked copy of Poser would just throw together a crossover parody and not give a single fuck about polish. This thing, whatever it's called, it's got that energy. Like finding a dusty CD-R behind a monitor in 2006. The whole premise is you just wander a city map, a really basic 2d top-down thing, and you bump into heroines from The Incredibles and Teen Titans. And then you fuck them. That's it. No complex battle system, no grinding for affection points. Just pure, transactional pixel hunting.

The 3DCG models are... well, they're something. Helen Parr's proportions are so aggressively exaggerated she looks like she'd tip over in a stiff breeze. Her waist is a biological impossibility and her chest, look, I've seen a lot of digital tits in my life but these defy physics in a way that's almost art. Violet looks weirdly off-model, like the creator only had a vague description of her. And Raven, oh man, they did Raven dirty. She's just this pale goth blob with a leotard painted on. The oral scenes are particularly janky, the mouth animations don't align with anything, it's just a model clipping into another model's face while a looping slurping sound plays. I couldn't stop laughing during a supposedly "hardcore" *** scene because the male character's pelvis was thrusting into her knee. The voyeurism tag is generous, it's more like the camera gets stuck in a wall sometimes and you see the act from a weird angle.

But here's the thing, there's this one moment where you find Violet as a slave in some grimy room and the text box just says "You use her throat." No buildup, no seduction. The sheer crassness of it, combined with the dead-eyed stare of the model, it looped right back around to being genuinely hot in a very specific, broken way. Or maybe I'm just broken. The prostitution mechanics are as deep as a puddle, you just click and money changes hands. I wish there was more actual Teen Titans stuff, it's mostly just Raven standing there. A Starfire scene would've been chaos. Anyway, my boss is walking by so I gotta minimize this. Don't play this. Or do. I'm not your dad.