Groping a dolphin statue in the village square got me ten coins and a confused look from a passing NPC. This is, somehow, not the weirdest thing that happens in the first twenty minutes.

The whole setup is a bootleg Moana parody where she's now chief and dangerously bored, so she tracks down Maui to ask about demigod training. His curriculum, naturally, involves learning to "work a dick like a five-star whore." The trainer framework sits on top of a sandbox map where you bounce between minigames, character customization screens, and unlocking increasingly absurd sexual encounters. There's a fishing minigame that pays for new outfits. Outfits which you'll wear for approximately forty seconds before someone's hand is up them. The economy exists purely to fuel the wardrobe to stripping pipeline and honestly, respect the honesty.

The scene that rewired something in my brain wasn't even one of the big animated sequences. There's a moment early on with a monster, some kind of lava creature with a conveniently positioned appendage, where the protagonist's facial expression while giving a handjob cycles through about five stages of "wait am I actually into this?" to full commitment. The teasing tag earns its spot. Each character route has its own mini progression system and I spent way more time than planned figuring out which dialogue choices made the lesbian route advance faster. The cosplay customization lets you change her appearance enough that by hour three she looked like someone completely different, which made the callback scenes feel weirdly personal.

Never finished the main plot. Got distracted by the groping mechanics working on basically every female NPC including background characters I'm pretty sure weren't meant to be interactive. Somewhere in the sandbox there's probably a demigod ceremony waiting. I'll find it eventually. Maybe after I figure out why the striping sequence lets you remove individual clothing pieces in any order and what that does to the scene pacing.