The loading screen is just a stock photo of an apartment building, and I swear the font is Arial. Boss walked by so I had to alt-tab to a spreadsheet, and when I came back the neighbor’s daughter was standing in the hallway wearing a bikini top for no reason. Classic. The 3DCG models have that glossy, uncanny look where the skin reflects light like a glazed donut, but honestly, after staring at quarterly reports, it’s doing something for me.

You’re this generic dude who just moved in, and the main hook is spying on the MILF next door through a peephole or getting the teenage daughter to, uh, facilitate an introduction. The voyeurism mechanic is pretty barebones, just clicking on windows or doors during specific time slots. I wish the camera had a zoom function, but it doesn’t. There’s a moment where you accidentally touch the daughter’s hand while reaching for the mail, and the sound effect is this loud, wet squelch that made me choke on my coffee. Not sexy, just confusing. The dialogue is full of typos, like she keeps saying she wants to be a “collage” student, which I guess is a kind of art project.

The corruption path is weirdly wholesome? You can just be a normal, romantic guy and the game rewards you with a scene involving whipped cream and a very slippery kitchen counter. But then the next click forces you to hide in the mom’s closet while she changes, and the POV clips through her bra strap. It’s a jarring loop of sweet and sleazy. The audio is just a royalty-free smooth jazz track that loops every forty seconds, making every lewd reveal feel like a dentist appointment. Don’t bother trying to speedrun the romance, the game forces you to sleep between days and the fade-to-black takes forever, like it’s loading a whole new universe. Just leave it running in a background tab while you answer emails, the jazz will drown out the sound of your own procrastination.