So I'm going through the backlog from that Naruto themed game jam last month and this one, Family Vacation by Maison Williams, keeps coming up in the group chat. People either love it or they're confused by it and honestly I get both sides.

The setup is you're Boruto, which already feels weird to type, and basically every woman from the series is at this resort. Sakura, Hinata, Tsunade, the whole roster. The art is that specific kind of 2DCG where faces look almost traced from screenshots but bodies are exaggerated in ways that don't always connect right. Like Tsunade's chest is massive obviously but her neck sometimes just. I don't know. It works until it doesn't. There's this one scene with Mei Terumi in the hot spring where the steam effect actually looks nice and then two frames later her proportions shift completely. The voyeurism mechanic is simple, you peek through doors and windows, and the game doesn't pretend it's anything deeper than that. Shikamaru shows up at some point which I forgot until just now because he's just there, watching sometimes, and it's never really addressed.

What stuck with me was the group scene with Hinata and Hanabi. The dialogue is surprisingly in character for a porn parody, Hinata's shyness coming through even when she's. well. And then Himawari is in the game too which I wish I hadn't seen because that's a whole thing I'm not unpacking here. The titfuck animations are stiff but the sound design, or lack of it, makes everything feel hollow. No voice acting, just these looping moan clips that cut off weird. The anal scenes unlock way too late considering how many characters have them in their tags. I spent twenty minutes trying to get the Temari footjob scene to trigger and it just never did. Maybe my choices were wrong, maybe it's bugged, who knows. The male protagonist tag is accurate but Boruto feels like a camera with a name attached.