Another lesson of passion joint that runs like it's held together with hope and maybe some sticky tape. The engine optimization is basically nonexistent. Clicking through dialogue feels like wading through treacle on my old laptop, the browser tab eating RAM like it's starving. You'd think a visual novel with static images wouldn't choke a machine that can handle 4K video, but here we are. The settings menu is a joke, just a volume slider that resets every time you reload the page. Classic.

Sasha's got these massive tits that the artist clearly spent 90% of the budget on. They jiggle with this weird physics delay, like they're underwater. The rest of her body is kind of an afterthought, proportions shifting between scenes. One moment she's got normal hips, next scene she's all tit and no waist. The manager character looks like a default NPC from a 2005 flash game. You move in with this guy and he's supposed to be dragging his feet on her music career, but the writing forgets about the music plot for long stretches while you just... pick dialogue options that lead to fucking. The choices are mostly "be passive" or "be slightly less passive" which, okay, fits the scenario but doesn't make for gripping gameplay.

Top 3 Moments You'll Want to Screenshot: when Sasha's expression glitches into that thousand yard stare mid blowjob, the one couch scene where her tit clips through her own arm, and any time the text box covers the actual action you're trying to see. The hentai scenes themselves are decently drawn if you can get past the compression artifacts. Lots of close up penetration shots with that glossy wet look. The sound design is just one looping moan track that doesn't sync with anything. I wish the business sim elements were actually there instead of just being window dressing for the sex, but that's never getting fixed. The whole thing is a mess but I kept clicking, so what does that say about me.