The whole thing is like five minutes long, maybe less if you know what you're doing. RPGMaker MV, that engine everyone and their mother used for weird little projects back in the day. This one drops you on a starship, very obviously not-Star Trek, and the computer voice tells you to go fuck the hologram. Not subtle. "Computer, disable hologram anti-bullying protocols" is the actual command. I laughed.

The hologram is Leah Brahms. If you know, you know. That one episode where Geordi gets weird with a simulation of a real scientist and then she finds out and it's incredibly awkward. This game just takes that concept and strips away all the pretense. No engineering problems to solve, no moral dilemma. Just a couple of rooms, a very basic sprite, and a single objective. The dialogue is stilted in that charming RPGMaker way where you can tell someone was clicking through event triggers and typing with one hand. The sex scene is... functional. A text box describing the act with some canned sound effects. It's not trying to be a triple-A porn experience, it's a shitpost you can click through.

I do wish there was more to it. Like, the anti-bullying protocols line implies a whole comedic angle that never really pays off. You just say it and then the hologram is available. No resistance, no funny error messages, no "computer, belay that order" fakeout. Missed opportunity. The creator says there might be more in the future and honestly I'd play a longer version of this. Maybe add the actual Leah Brahms walking in on you. That's the whole point of the episode, the cringe. Right now it's just a quick wank with a reference attached. Which, fine, that's what most of these adult flash games were anyway. I've spent longer looking for my keys than playing this. The art is basic RTP stuff, nothing custom, but the sheer audacity of the premise carries it. If you've ever wanted to correct the historical injustice of Geordi not getting to smash, here you go. Just don't expect a full game.