Captain Kurt getting a high pressure enema while a gay Spock watches from the corner, that's the level we're operating at here. This Star Trek parody flash thing, I don't even know what to call it, a fever dream maybe. The art is deliberately shit, like someone drew it with their non-dominant hand while drunk, and honestly that makes the whole thing funnier. Six of Nine, our blonde protagonist with the obvious name, walks around this ship and every single encounter is some new form of unhinged depravity.

The Kingon blowjob scene caught me off guard because the alien's dick is just... a weirdly textured tube. And then there's the "space pussy box" which I won't even try to explain. The Whora character, a black woman who's clearly a play on Troi, has this lesbian scene with Six of Nine that's actually the most competently animated part of the whole mess. Which isn't saying much. The homo deck with Spook, yes they named him Spook, involves a rear rammer machine and the sound effects are just someone making "whirr" noises into a microphone I swear to god.

The dialogue choices are meaningless, every path leads to something absurd, and the whole thing feels like it was coded in a weekend by someone who really hates Rick Berman specifically. There's a doctor scene that's surprisingly vanilla compared to everything else, just regular sex, which almost feels out of place next to the enema fetish content. The game is aggressively not for homophobes, it wears that on its sleeve, and honestly the Spook stuff is so over the top it circles back to being hilarious. I wish the Kingon had more scenes, the one you get is too short and then it's back to whatever the hell else is happening. The whole thing crashes sometimes if you click too fast, but that feels intentional somehow, like the game itself is embarrassed.