Tifa in this one feels like that performer in a sex club show who clearly stopped pretending she’s shy a long time ago and is just there for the deep, filthy stuff. As someone who runs actual fetish nights and hears horny nerds talk about her every weekend, this game honestly feels like listening to those drunk guys, but interactive. It throws you straight into her ass, no nonsense, no “plot”, no bullshit excuses. Just Tifa, big soft boobs bouncing, that tight brunette ponytail, and a cock that looks like it was drawn by somebody who thinks “subtlety” is a disease. You’re not wooing her, you’re not saving Midgar, you’re basically treating her like the world’s curviest stress toy and she’s loving it way too much to be a normal human.
Control is brain-dead simple: click or tap arrows, watch her get pounded harder and faster, see the expression on her face slowly flip from “oh fuck” to “oh fuck yes” as the anal pounding goes from playful to “this would snap a real spine in half”. And I kinda love that it doesn’t even pretend to be realistic. Her hole stretches in this cartoon way where you catch yourself thinking “yeah that’s not how anatomy works,” but your other hand doesn’t care, right. There’s this moment when you push the speed up just a bit too far, her eyes roll up, her tits swing like crazy, and the sound is this wet, sharp slap that’s half porn, half someone punching a steak. I actually rewound that bit a few times like a weirdo, just to see where the face change happens. Around middle speed, when her mouth opens and she looks like she’s trying not to scream, that’s the sweet spot. It’s dumb how hot that tiny detail is.
The “big finish” is exactly what you think it is: thick anal creampie that looks way too much for one ass, filling her up until you wonder if Square Enix’s lawyers can feel a disturbance in the Force somewhere. I kind of wish there were more toy options, a plug, maybe some pounding angle choice or a step where you make her ride instead of just taking it like a pinned-down pornstar from some bootleg Final Fantasy parody. But also, there’s something nice about how trashy and focused it is. One hole, one giant cock, one simple goal: stuff Midgar’s finest martial artist full of cum until it drools back out of her asshole. No achievements, no gallery unlocks, nothing pretending to be “deep” story. Just you, this oversexed version of Tifa, her ridiculous boobs shaking while her ass gets rearranged from the inside, and that little click that keeps pushing her past the point where a real girl would have safeworded thirty minutes ago. It’s crude, it’s a bit lazy, it’s exactly the kind of filthy fan fantasy people whisper to me at the bar and then act like they never said it.