Beth wakes up with a stranger's hand already under her skirt and her first thought is about the mission. That's the whole vibe of Totally Screwed. You got the spy team from that cartoon, but now they're college age and the writers clearly stopped pretending this was for kids. The plot is thin, something about a new drug and a shadowy group, but who cares. It's a kinetic novel so you just click and watch these girls get corrupted one scene at a time.
The sleep sex tag is not a joke here. There's a long sequence where Alex is drugged and you see exactly how far the animation goes. No fade to black, no implied stuff. The 3DCG models look like they were made by someone who really studied the original character designs then added bigger tits and looser morals. Fran gets the lesbian content, Gina gets the interracial creampie, Clover does the prostitution angle with this weird mix of shame and boredom that feels more real than it should. Sam is there too, mostly for handjobs and groping in public.
The humor is hit or miss. Some lines made me snort, like when one villain explains the drug's effects while already undoing his belt. Other times the dialogue is just filler between scenes. The exhibitionism stuff gets repetitive, same park bench, same crowd of faceless NPCs. I wish they'd done more with the cheating tag, it's mentioned once and then dropped.
But the corruption arc for Beth is the reason to keep clicking. She starts as the team leader, all business, and by the end she's begging for vaginal sex in a dirty alley while her teammates watch. That's not a spoiler, it's the whole point. The game knows what you're here for and doesn't waste time pretending otherwise.
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FuckErMan🇺🇸
• 49 weeks ago
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Totally Spies was my childhood! Now at 65 I play this on weekends. Perfect parody nostalgia.