I don't know what I expected from a quiz game with 2B. Something classy? A dignified tribute to Yoko Taro's masterpiece? Instead I'm staring at her polygon tits while failing basic math problems. The whiplash is real.

Movement feels like steering a drunk shopping cart. WASD works but the camera fights you every step, zooming in on android crotch like it's magnetized. Full screen mode is mandatory unless you want your cursor wandering into second monitor territory mid-stroke. Learned that the hard way. The quiz itself is some trivia nonsense I couldn't care less about. Get answers right, clothes come off. Revolutionary game design right there. But here's the thing. The CG animation loops are actually decent. Like, suspiciously decent. 2B's ass has more physics simulation than the entire puzzle mechanic. Someone spent hours on jiggle coefficients and five minutes on question variety. I respect that misplaced dedication.

The Whoreizon team clearly knows their audience. No plot, no pretense, just 2B in increasingly compromising positions while you pretend to care about quiz answers. Voice lines are ripped straight from the source material, which adds this surreal layer of authenticity to what's essentially high-budget fap material. Alice's patreon plug sits right there in the corner like a guilt trip. She wants feedback. Okay Alice, here's feedback: the interaction prompt sometimes doesn't register unless you're practically grinding on the object. And why does zooming in make everything look like vaseline smeared on a lens? Still. Still. I finished the quiz.