There is something kind of horny-janky about this game that I like way more than I should. It looks like somebody found an old fetish toy in the back of a browser and just said “yeah fuck it, ship it.” You get this goth hentai mascot girl, basically Zone-tan flavor, purple hair, smug little smile that says she knows exactly what you’re loading this page for, and then the tentacles crawl in and the whole thing turns into a live-action menu. You don’t really play, you poke. Actions on the left, reactions on the right. Sometimes the tentacle just wraps around her boots first, like it is teasing the camera, and I swear that tiny detail did more for me than half the hardcore clips on Pornhub. The boots are shiny, tight, and they stay on while she gets stretched, which is honestly the right choice. Naked from the neck to the thighs but with those big stompy boots still on? Yeah, that scratches a very specific brain itch. I was listening to old YMCK tracks on Spotify while watching her get titfucked by a veiny purple noodle and it synced in this really stupid way during the loop, like the moan hit on the snare. Completely accidental, or maybe I just need sleep.
The best part is how the game kind of pretends to be a game. There is a “fail” screen, like you’re supposed to do something “right”, but there is no right way, only tentacles in every hole they can find. You poke a button, she goes from smug to flushed, and suddenly one tentacle is between her tits pumping lube on them while another one is pushing into her pussy, then it cuts to her ass getting opened way wider than physics allows. It almost feels like those old flash loops where you click one icon and it jumps to a totally different position, only here they call it “actions” and pretend it has some logic. The retry button is broken in this very funny way, it just acts like it woke up on the wrong side of the code and can’t be bothered. I kept clicking it on Chrome and then on Firefox too, like somehow another browser would give me a secret anal scene or something, but no, it just shrugs, reloads weird, and throws me back to the same set of filthy loops. At some point I forgot which action was which and just started treating it like a randomizer: okay, this one is the rough anal, this one is the softer vaginal grind with the tentacle sliding over her clit, this one is the slow titfuck where her tongue is out like she is making fun of you. It’s horny, messy, kind of broken, and feels like you’re clicking through the memory of a flash site that should have died years ago but refuses to. And yeah, I’m definitely bookmarking it instead of deleting my history like a responsible adult.