Selena is the kind of futa girl that walks into your brain and just sits there with her fat cock propped on the coffee table like she owns the place. The game throws you into her head right away, horny and bored, scrolling on her phone like half of us in bed, and then she taps that shady link we all know we shouldn’t touch. Suddenly there’s this dating app that feels like Tinder’s filthy cousin, full of older women with that “I know what I want and I will absolutely ruin you” energy. It’s not subtle. One minute you’re just checking profiles, next minute you’re in a private chat where some curvy MILF types “show me what you’re packing, princess” and you actually feel Selena hesitate, like she’s half shy, half ready to flood the screen. I loved that stupid little pause. Made her feel less like a porn bot and more like a dancer peeking through the curtain before going on stage in too-high heels, pretending she’s not trembling.

The spa date thing is where it got fun for my burlesque brain. There’s a scene where you’re picking the massage oil and my head just went off into costume-land. She’s lying there, towel barely hanging on, this older woman working her hands over Selena’s shoulders, talking slow, teasing, acting all professional. Meanwhile you choose the flirty responses, and the towel keeps “accidentally” slipping lower. I kept imagining a routine where I’m on a massage table, glitter on my thighs, a “towel” that is just useless, the whole crowd waiting for the first nipple to appear. At one point the MILF tells Selena to “relax your hips” while her fingers slide lower on the inner thigh, and the text box gives you this perfect choice: either play innocent or spread your legs just a little and pretend it’s because you’re “tense.” I clicked the second one so fast my mouse almost flew. The game really likes edging you with build up like that. But then sometimes it just jumps from zero to cock-in-hand in one line and you’re like, girl, we were just talking about cucumber water, what happened. I kinda liked that too, even if it feels like skipping half the tease.

What really stuck with me is how unapologetically thirsty the older women are. You get those chat logs where they talk about how long it’s been since they got “properly filled,” and then when Selena finally whips it out in the hot tub, there’s this ridiculous moment where the MILF goes from smug spa queen to wide-eyed slut, fingers circling the tip like she’s about to worship a new religion. I swear I want a routine just built on that shift, starting all aloof in a silk robe, then ending on my knees with lipstick smeared across a fake strap. The actual penetration scenes are dirty in that simple, honest way: spit, lube, hands digging into hips, MILF begging for more, Selena trying to stay in control and failing, cum painted over soft mom-belly and big tits. Then out of nowhere the script throws in some cheesy small talk about essential oils and I nearly choked laughing. The app chatting parts feel like something you’d do on WhatsApp late at night, full of typos and horny bragging, and the “date” parts feel like a porn shoot that forgot to hide the story. I kind of wish there were more nasty options, like truly mean teasing, or a path where Selena ends up used by a whole group of MILFs in the sauna. But maybe that’s for some future DLC I’m already mentally choreographing, with steam, wet skin, towels on the floor, and a futa cock getting passed around like a shared secret.

This one feels like someone dumped their browser history into a visual novel engine, forgot to add choices, and then decided that was actually the whole point. You just sit there, mouse in one hand, the other probably busy, and watch these tight little incest shorts play out. No routes, no grinding stats, no fake morality system that pretends to care. It just strings you along scene after scene where everyone is way too comfortable crossing lines they absolutely should not cross, and the game knows exactly what it is doing with that. I started reading on my phone in Chrome while half scrolling Twitter, told myself “just check the first story,” and suddenly I’m three scenes deep, reading a brother describing his sister’s panties like he’s doing a fucking museum tour. It is all about that slow, sticky build into moments where the characters say exactly the thing you are not supposed to even think about your own family, and then it stays on that thought longer than feels safe.

As an achievements nerd, I kind of played it like I was hunting invisible trophies in my own head. “First Time Crossing The Line In The Kitchen.” “Accidental Boner During Family Movie Night.” “Mom Pretends She Didn’t Notice, But She Did.” Stuff like that. You can feel clear unlock beats: the first time a brother catches his sister changing and she just keeps going instead of screaming, the moment a drunk aunt drops that weird half-joke about how he’s “grown so much,” the long, drawn out hug that lasts a little too long. The writing swings between tender and absolutely filthy in two sentences, and sometimes that whiplash hits harder than the actual sex. One scene has the MC trying to convince himself that kissing his cousin is only “half wrong” because they’re not “real siblings,” and I actually laughed out loud, then kept reading anyway because I am apparently trash. There is one really annoying thing though: the click sound when you move to next line is slightly off from the text speed, and it drove me insane every few lines and then I forgot and then it annoyed me again later and it never gets fixed or addressed. Also I kept waiting for some big dramatic fallout where someone gets caught and everything collapses, and the story just kind of shrugs and goes “nah, they just fuck more now,” which is disgusting and also exactly why I didn’t close the tab.

What surprised me was how often it tries to be “emotional” while still talking about cum in the same breath. You get these introspective lines where a sister is describing how lonely she feels in the house, parents always working, and you almost feel bad for her, and then five clicks later she’s jerking off her brother on the couch because “we only have each other.” It is wrong in every possible direction and it leans into that. There is a scene in a bedroom where the MC stares at the door for like three lines, worrying someone might walk in, and that tension felt more real than half the “serious” porn games on Steam. Then again, sometimes the dialogue feels like it was written in Google Translate on a bus, especially when they start explaining why their taboo thing is actually “beautiful.” I rolled my eyes, then immediately screenshotted a line to send on Discord, so I am not exactly innocent here. For what it is, it hits that one-handed reading fantasy pretty hard, with short arcs that go from “this is fucked up” to “ok but I’m into it” at a speed that should probably be illegal in some countries, and if you are expecting any kind of moral lesson or punishment you are in the wrong fucking game. I kind of wish there was at least one scene where someone backs out and says no and it actually sticks, but it never happens and probably never will, and somehow that makes it more honest about what kind of filthy little thing it actually is.

Goldream City sounds like some cheap mobile gacha name, but here it’s just the horny summer town where almost nobody keeps their clothes on for long and half the neighbors are monsters with tits bigger than common sense. You play this “returning home” guy who pretends he’s coming back for a relaxing vacation, but every single corner of the city is like a porn genre speedrun. One day you’re flirting with your sweet “childhood friend” at the school rooftop, next day you’re in some shady alley watching a milf mom get pounded by a huge black cock while her husband pretends he doesn’t see it. The game kind of laughs at you for trying to be romantic when literally everyone is cheating on everyone and half the cast is secretly in heat. There’s this mix of visual novel scenes and sandbox wandering around town, so you go from casual small talk about homework to “hey, do you want to see how deep this futa can go” in like two clicks.

What really hits weird is how normal the corruption feels after a while. At first you might think “ok, this is my nice pure girl, I will protect her,” and ten scenes later you’re watching her moan on some monster girl’s tentacles while a big black cock uses her throat like it’s a warm toy. It doesn’t even pretend to be fair to the male characters. Husbands, boyfriends, that shy virgin classmate, they just get blacked, cucked, stolen, and the game winks at you like it’s telling an old meme. Sometimes you are the one doing the stealing, sometimes you are just the pervert hiding in the closet, jerking off while your crush gets double stuffed, and the worst part is that the story keeps going like this is totally normal summer behavior. There is incest teased in that kind of “we both know this is wrong but we keep standing too close in the kitchen” way, and the futa and lesbian stuff sneaks in casually: one moment it’s innocent kissing at the beach, next moment she’s pulling out a cock bigger than your arm and pounding a blushing schoolgirl from behind while you sit there with your sad little handjob. The mix of pregnancy risk, anal, titfucks, footjobs, spanking, public teasing on the bus, it’s like some horny dev opened a porn tag list and said “yes” to everything. Sometimes it’s hot, sometimes it’s too much, sometimes the AI and 2D/3D art clash and someone’s tits look like they’re from another dimension, but then the game hits you with a quiet moment on a summer night, soft romance, slow blowjob under the stars, and in the next scene that same girl is on her knees with three cocks in her, crying from pleasure while you pretend you still have control of this story. You don’t. That’s kind of the whole joke.

Goblin Down feels like someone took a messy affair from a cheap motel, stitched it into a fantasy story, then forgot to iron the seams. Which I mean as a compliment. As a lingerie designer I kept thinking of it like a jealous little boudoir drama: tiny space, three bodies, way too much skin and not enough honesty. You start as this rookie adventurer who once got saved by a goblin girl, then years later she’s your wife, Qilka, and she’s basically the only one in the house with any common sense. Her design hits weirdly close to how I sketch green-skinned models: short, soft belly, those slightly too-big eyes that look innocent even when she’s getting railed, and that cheap village dress that screams “I can be pulled aside in one motion.” It’s not elegant, but it works. Like lace that scratches but looks hot in photos.

What hooked me most wasn’t even the orc at first, it was how fast the mood in the house rots once he shows up. One scene you bring this huge hurt bastard home like some stray dog, next scene you’re watching her fuss over him, wiping his chest, his thighs, pretending she’s just doing first aid while her cheeks are already a little flushed. There is this early voyeur moment where you peek through the cracked door and the animation has her hand hovering just a bit too long over his crotch, like she’s “accidentally” brushing it. That’s when the game stopped feeling like a heroic fantasy and more like catching your partner sexting with someone bigger. The actual sex escalates in a way that made my stomach twist: first it’s innocent tending, then a clumsy handjob where she looks like she’s not even sure how she got there, then full-on sloppy oral with her ears twitching and eyes rolled up, that classic ahegao face that would look stupid if the guilt wasn’t so heavy. Sometimes her expression is a bit too cartoony for the mood, by the way. I wanted one scene where she just looks wrecked inside, not only drooling and cross-eyed. But they never go there, they stay in that porn comic style, which annoyed me and I still kept going.

What I like, or hate, is how the corruption isn’t only about her. You as the husband are kind of pathetic and it’s hot in a really bad way. The game gives you these choices where you can pretend nothing’s wrong, go back to your guild work, or poke around like a paranoid idiot. I picked the coward route first, just left them alone, and later there’s this animated loop of the orc lifting her by the hips and pounding her from behind in your own bedroom, her ring still on her finger, and I actually paused and stared like it was some lingerie catalog shot I needed to analyze. Her little tits bounce against his stomach, the camera lingers on the creampie dripping out of her while she whispers how “it’s fine, he’ll never know.” It’s filthy and sort of beautiful in a trashy way, like mismatched bra and panties that somehow look better than a full set. There’s one scene where she rides him in your bed, looking back at the doorway, almost like she wants you to walk in and watch. That voyeur energy is crazy, even if a few transitions feel rushed, like they skipped a beat between nervous groping and full surrender. Still, the whole thing left me thinking about designing a set inspired by her: something green and torn at the hem, a little too small, like it belongs to a wife who says she’s loyal while her thighs are still sticky from someone else. And then I remembered this is just a short visual novel and I’m overthinking it while she’s taking orc dick again in the next CG.