First time I launched *House of Shinobi*, I kinda laughed because the main menu music tried *so hard* to sound grand and brooding that it looped in this weird offbeat way - almost like the composer’s laptop was overheating. But then something strange happened. I got pulled in. The way the game paces itself - slow, quiet scenes between sudden bursts of raw, filthy intensity - reminds me of watching late-night anime on a borrowed DVD player when the volume button didn’t work and you had to ride the tension between “God, this is hot” and “Please don't let anyone walk in.” That feeling’s still there, buried under all the messy UI. I swear I stared at the save screen for full five minutes wondering which thumbnail was my actual progress. But that’s kind of the point: it’s accidental intimacy mixed with clunky obsession.

When the game goes erotic, it doesn’t hold back. The moans aren’t cleanly recorded; they’re layered like someone mixed them through an old cassette filter, and somehow it fits better than most ‘HD’ adult games. The scenes with Tsunade and Hinata hit different moods - one warm and messy, the other oddly gentle, like you’re being dared to keep eye contact. It’s not just pixel art but deliberate rhythm: the breathing, the softened thuds, the moment right before a slap lands. Even the humiliation stuff - which I usually skip - felt written by someone who hates and loves their characters at once. That inner contradiction, man… it gets under your skin.

The funny part? Every now and then, the sandbox sections drag you into managing chores or wandering alleyways, like filler episodes in the middle of chaos. I both hated and loved it. It kinda reminded me of grinding in *Honey Select* but with accidental moral consequences. And let’s be honest: nobody needs a moral lesson after three back-to-back creampie routes, yet when Kushina looks at you afterward and says nothing, that silence lingers. Maybe the game isn’t trying to say anything deep. Or maybe it’s mocking the idea that desire ever needed a reason. I still don’t like the font, though.

Doctor Doom down bad is honestly a whole mood. In this thing he is not the cool comic book villain planning galaxy brain strategies, he is basically a horny bastard who lost everything and now crawls back up by breaking girls one by one. You start small, like some sleazy trainer that somehow still thinks in monologues from Shakespeare, then bit by bit you are twisting minds, ruining heroes, and turning half the Marvel city into your personal sex zoo. The witch Ratri shows up, gives him this Dominium power that lets him push into people’s heads, and from there it is just corruption porn all the way down. You go from “please don’t touch me” to “yes master, more” with a few clicks and some dirty little scenes that feel like reading a fucked up comic scan you definitely should not have on your phone at work but you do anyway.

What really hit me is how the girls are not just random nobodies. It is all the ones I crushed on when I was younger and scrolling through fanart on DeviantArt like a creep. Susan Storm acting all proper at first, then doing anal in a cheap motel because Doom pushed just the right mental button. Black Widow trying to be stoic super spy while she is on her knees, gagging on his cock, pretending she still has control. Firestar going from bright hero to street-level whore, selling her body off because you nudged her into prostitution and then watched the gangbang through some camera like a full on voyeur. One playthrough I had Jessica Jones drunk, swearing at Doom while he has her hands tied, using her anyway, mixing that rough *** fantasy with this bitter, sad energy that honestly hit me way harder than I expected in a porn game. You flick between almost playful teasing, like a handjob under the table while the Fantastic Four are in the same room, to ugly stuff like blackmail, mind control, and using them as slaves, and the game never stops to ask if you are a good person. It just shrugs and says “you clicked it, bro.”

Sometimes the pacing is weird and the point and click stuff makes me feel like an idiot, hunting for the one pixel that actually progresses the scene while Doom is supposed to be this genius. One time I spent ages trying to trigger a Madame Hydra event and ended up stuck with Lucia von Bardas and some half-finished blowjob loop that made me want to throw my phone. The animations are janky in spots, yet then you hit a sequence with Silk stripping, tongue out, stroking him with her ass, and suddenly you forget every complaint. Delila and Mockingbird show up and I swear the game just kind of laughs at continuity, but whatever, they get naked, they get corrupted, they get used. There is this one voyeurism bit where you watch Mary Jane and Black Cat fool around while Doom just toys with them like dolls, then later you drag them into full swinging and they do it because you rewired them, not because they wanted it. If you are lonely and horny and a little broken, the whole thing feels like someone dipped your Marvel crushes in gasoline and lit a match. It is trashy, cruel, weirdly funny, and sometimes I hate myself while clicking, but I still keep going back, like Doom himself learning nothing at all.

Chainsaw Love tries to capture that devil hunter vibe but honestly feels more like someone's first attempt at making a visual novel. You're stuck in this building talking to Makima, Himeno, and Power - and yeah, they nailed the personalities pretty well actually. Makima's got that manipulative charm thing going, Power is chaotic as hell, and Himeno... well she's just trying to get you drunk probably. The whole Love/Lust point system is basic but it works I guess? You click through conversations, try to say the right things, and eventually unlock some spicy scenes. Nothing groundbreaking here but the writing doesn't make you cringe which is already better than half the parody games out there.

The art style screams AI-generated and it shows - sometimes the proportions are weird and don't get me started on how their hands look in certain scenes. But honestly? The character designs stay true to the source material and when you're focused on... other things... you kinda stop noticing the technical issues. The stripping scenes are decent enough and the oral stuff is animated better than I expected. Power's scenes are probably the best ones - her personality really shines through even during the lewder moments. Makima feels a bit too tame compared to her manga counterpart though, like they were afraid to go full psycho with her.

What bugs me is how linear everything feels despite having multiple interaction paths. Sure you can talk, flirt, or ask for favors, but it all leads to pretty much the same outcomes just with slightly different dialogue. The mysterious building setting could've been used for more creative scenarios but instead you're just moving between three rooms having the same conversations. Still, if you're a Chainsaw Man fan looking for some quick fun with your favorite devil hunters, this scratches that itch without being completely terrible. Just don't expect anything revolutionary - it's junk food for horny weebs and sometimes that's exactly what you need.

Inosuke getting dropped into this “mysterious town” feels like someone took Demon Slayer, put it through Pornhub search history, and decided, yeah, let’s make that a life. You walk around this quiet place where everyone is pretending nothing is wrong, but the vibe is so horny it’s basically fog. People talk about “strange events” and “legends” but half the time you’re just thinking, ok, which busty demon or milf doctor or smug slayer girl is going to drag his dick into trouble next. It’s a sandbox, so you’re not pushed in a straight tunnel. You wander, poke your nose where you shouldn’t, trigger scenes by accident, and suddenly you’re watching some demon girl with huge tits riding Inosuke so hard her eyes go full ahegao and the text box is just moans and “more” spam. What really hits is how casual the lewd is. You can be walking past some house, talking about “shared secrets”, then boom, fade, and now your boar-headed idiot is balls-deep in someone that would get most gacha games banned from the app store in five minutes.

The fun part is how the game treats all those familiar girls from the series. Mitsuri is exactly as dangerous and sweet as you expect, except the camera cannot stay away from her huge ass for more than two seconds. Shinobu looks calm and teasing and then talks to Inosuke like he’s a toy to experiment on, clinically, while she’s jerking him off on a bed she definitely uses for “medical research”. Nezuko showing up is this mix of “oh shit fan favorite” and “ok yeah this is absolutely fanart that escaped from Pixiv and learned to walk”. Then you have Tamayo being all elegant and soft, inviting, with that slow, almost motherly rhythm when she rides him in one scene that honestly felt more intimate than anything, until the dialogue reminds you she’s still hiding something huge from him and you’re basically fucking on top of lies. I use Auto Clicker on my phone to skip grind in a lot of games and I swear, here I kept pausing it just to read how they wrote the dirty talk, even when the English gets a bit weird and clunky. It actually matches my own dumb level of grammar in a good way, like talking dirty in your second language and not caring if verbs are correct as long as the dick is.

There is this one alley encounter with Daki that kind of sold the whole town for me. She acts annoyed, like he is a bug, and you think, ok, she’ll torment him, maybe humiliate him, but the scene flips into this nasty, aggressive vaginal pounding where she’s the one losing control, clawing his back and ranting about his stupid body while she trembles. Her face goes full broken ahegao, tongue out, and the game just leaves it hanging with no big plot payoff, just a memory you can replay later. Honestly, the biggest problem for me is how the sandbox sometimes feels like you’re circling the same spots waiting for the next sex flag to trigger, and there isn’t much actual “RPG” beyond moving, talking and getting new scenes. You keep hearing about legends and secrets like some big mystery, but when the option appears to just ignore it and keep fucking everyone in town, the game laughs and kind of pushes you in that direction anyway, like “yeah, detective work is cool, but have you considered raw demon pussy”. I got stuck once because one character only shows at a weird time of day and I kept missing her, and it pissed me off more than any boss in a normal game, but I never looked up a guide. I just wandered, talked, and ended up in a random room where Hinatsuru was on all fours, and Inosuke behind her, using her ass like he was trying to kill a demon with his cock. At that point the whole “mysterious town” plot is just background noise for one simple thing: every corner hides another excuse to watch this idiot protagonist fuck his way through the cast like the series was always meant to go that direction and the anime just chickened out.