GUPP die Film feels like someone took a military fetish fever dream, stuffed it into a horny school parody and then just let it spin out of control in the best, trashiest way. You’re glued in POV most of the time, so everything hits very direct: when a futa officer with ridiculous big tits leans over your desk and grabs your cock for a lazy handjob while still talking about “tactics”, it feels messy and personal, not neat. The whole thing pretends to follow some “serious” story about tanks and war and school life, but honestly, the only big battles that matter happen in your pants. I kind of love how it never really decides if it’s a war drama, a dumb comedy, or just a long excuse for you to get drained by a harem of aggressive girls with huge asses who treat your virgin status like a resource to be exploited.

Some moments stick hard. Like the first time you get shoved against a locker by this tall futa commander in a school uniform that clearly doesn’t pass dress code, her thigh pressing between your legs while she orders you to open your mouth. No gentle build up, no romantic music, just a rough oral scene right there, boots squeaking on the floor, her dick slapping against your tongue while she keeps your head in place with one gloved hand. Then, in the same route, she suddenly goes slow and makes you lick the tip like it’s some kind of holy ritual and you’re thinking, ok, which personality are we on now? The game is full of those flips. One girl rides you in vaginal sex like she’s trying to break your hips, yelling about victory and formations, then five minutes later she’s blushing like a shy schoolgirl when you cum inside and there is that thick creampie dripping down between her thighs in this weirdly sweet closeup. The 3D style makes all the jiggling and the way their feet curl during orgasm look almost too real sometimes. There is a footjob scene on a couch where the camera just stays low, staring at her soles rubbing your shaft, and I swear it lingers there longer than some people’s entire sex lives. It’s stupidly indulgent. I liked it. I was also kind of annoyed because her toenails are perfect and I kept waiting for at least one chipped nail to make it feel human, but no, they’re like anime toenails, forever flawless.

The “harem” part isn’t just a tag someone slapped on. Once the routes start crossing, you end up in these ridiculous stacked situations, like being pinned under one girl’s big ass while another one sits on your face and a third is arguing about who gets your next load. You barely see your own body, which somehow makes the female domination hit harder. They talk about you like a toy, like a strategic asset, and even when you’re technically choosing options, it doesn’t feel like you’re in charge at all. Kind of hot, kind of frustrating. I had one scene in Chrome while also half-watching some tank documentary on YouTube in another tab and it accidentally synced up, so you have the narrator talking about flanking maneuvers while this girl with massive tits is bouncing on you in POV, her ass slapping against your thighs, drool on her lips, and it just felt wrong in exactly the right way. Still, some transitions are rough, like you finish a creampie and suddenly you’re in a classroom again with no clean-up shot, no sticky thighs, nothing, and I keep thinking, where did the cum go, is there a lore answer for this? There isn’t, of course. The game just shrugs and throws another blowjob at you. And by then you don’t really argue.

SeductVille feels like opening a horny Instagram feed that somehow turned into a town, and everyone inside got way too comfortable with you way too fast. You start as this guy just walking around, thinking it’s the usual click-next visual novel thing, and then you realize the game is more like wandering through a sexy playground where nobody cares about “fail states,” only how far you’ll push it. You flirt, you tease, you fuck up lines, and the game doesn’t punish you, it just tilts the mood a little. One girl laughs when you’re too direct, another one gets visibly wet in the animations when you’re the same kind of blunt. That contrast is kind of the fun. The 3D models are thick in a very “I follow this creator on OnlyFans” way: big tits that actually bounce, asses that fill the frame when they lean forward, lips and tongues close enough you can almost feel the breath when you go down on them. The oral scenes are animated with more attention than some devs give to entire plots. Watching a girl slowly wrap her lips around the MC, eyes looking up, spit shining on the shaft, felt more intimate than half the supposed “romantic” games out there, and then the next scene she’s using her mouth like she’s trying to win a speedrun. Makes zero sense and yet I liked it.

What really got me is how it pretends to be a dating sim but is actually a sandbox of vibes. You open the city map, poke somewhere just to see what happens, and suddenly you’re in a bar flirting with a thick milf with a dress one size too small, her tits almost falling out every time she leans on the counter. Talk sweet and you get a slow build, teasing, a hand on your thigh, her ass brushing your crotch “by accident.” Talk dirty and she bites her lip, pulls you into the restroom, and the scene jumps into this animated sequence where she’s kneeling, sucking you off while trying not to ruin her makeup, cheeks hollowing, ass wiggling like it has its own personality. Then later, same woman, different route, she’s riding you on the couch like she owns you, her big ass clapping in your face with this stupidly satisfying rhythm. At one point I was stuck just staring at a side shot of a girl’s butt in tight shorts for way too long, because the shading on the fabric crease between her cheeks looked low-key perfect, then suddenly I noticed the background plant clipping in a weird way and it annoyed me, and I kept noticing it in other scenes after that. The city itself feels like a horny toy box: you try a risky dare here, unlock a new scene there, flirt badly with some confident chick and she still ends up grinding against you while you sit on a park bench pretending to check your phone. The choices never feel like “right vs wrong,” more like “soft tease vs filthy escalation” and both give you something. Sometimes the dialogue is awkward, like Google Translate horny edition, but in a funny way that almost matches how I actually talk when I’m flustered. And yeah, the MC is supposed to be in control, but half the time it feels like the women are the ones playing with you, especially in those slow teasing scenes where they pull your pants down and then just breathe on your cock, smiling, licking along the shaft without taking it in, dragging the frustration out while the animation loops. Those moments hit harder than the actual climax. The whole thing is messy, sexy, indulgent and somehow still chill. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

A shy film nerd walks into Oakheart and pretends he owns the place. That is more or less the whole vibe here. On the surface he is this confident, flirty guy who always has a line ready and never seems bothered, but the game keeps reminding you he is basically hiding behind that act. You are not some musclehead jock, you are the guy who notices camera angles in porn and remembers who framed which shot in some art movie. And the fun part is how the game mixes that with all the heavy sexual content. Most of the erotic scenes feel like little “movies” where you are very aware of where your eyes go: the curve of a huge ass squeezed into a skirt that is absolutely not regulation, the way her tits strain against a blouse when she leans over your desk, small stuff like how her breathing changes when your hand slides under her shirt. It is horny as hell, but also kind of… methodical about it, in a nice way.

The school setting is mostly an excuse to throw you into different “routes” with these girls. One girl treats you like a casual buddy, but then you find her practicing lines alone in a rehearsal room and you can literally choose to stay hidden and watch or step in and talk. I picked voyeur mode first and the game did not hold back. She bends over to pick up her script, skirt lifts, you get a slow animated look at her panties riding up between those cheeks, and the camera just stays there a bit too long. Later when you finally get with her, there is this blowjob scene in a stairwell where her lipstick is already smeared from kissing, and she goes all in, hand wrapped tight around your shaft, drool running down, her head bobbing in this smooth loop that feels like it was made to ruin self control. The animation is actually super expressive, especially when they swallow or gag a little. And at the same time, the game wants you to care about her insecurity about being watched, which is kind of ironic, considering how often you are literally watching her without asking.

Since it is built for mobile, scenes are cut into nice “snack” chunks. Short classes, a quick choice screen, maybe you get a kiss in a quiet corner, maybe you get your cock stroked under the table while pretending to listen to some boring assignment. The leveling is this soft relationship grind: text her on your phone, pick teasing or sweet replies, unlock affection milestones. Sometimes you need enough points with one girl before the game lets you see her more explicit stuff, so you are basically farming romance to earn a new sex scene. I liked that, but at some point I realized I was just spamming every flirty option, not because of character feelings, but because I wanted to see her tits bounce in that next animated loop. There is this one moment where you wake up with a girl in your bed, her huge chest pressed into your side, and you can choose to slide your hand down her stomach slowly, teasing, or just go straight between her legs. I tried both. The slow route gives a really tender vaginal scene with lots of kissing, her legs locking behind your back while you move inside her, and she keeps whispering your name. The direct route turns into a rougher fuck where she clings to the sheets and moans loud enough you start checking your volume like an idiot, hoping no one hears. Sound design really sells it, by the way. Moans are not that generic stock stuff you hear in cheap games; sometimes they crack, sometimes she catches her breath mid sentence. It is pretty hot. There are little things that annoyed me, like how the UI button for skipping sometimes sits right where your thumb naturally rests and you accidentally jump past a teasing line of dialogue you actually wanted to read, but yeah, that is never getting fixed and I keep tapping there anyway. Honestly, the mix of big tits nearly popping out of school uniforms, secret handjobs in quiet halls, interrupted blowjobs in dark corners, and those rare “oh shit, I actually care about her” romance scenes makes the whole thing feel messy in a human way, not clean or perfect, which somehow fits this MC who keeps faking confidence while stuffing his head with sex and lies.

Judas Ghost feels like someone smashed together a horny dating sim, a Scooby Doo episode that forgot it was for kids, and one of those old point & click games where you spend ten minutes clicking a plant because you just know there is something there. The whole thing happens inside this rich-people mansion that looks nice on the surface, but the longer you wander around, the more it feels like the house is… watching. You move room to room, checking what changed between day and night, and half the time you’re just waiting for some ghost girl with huge tits to float in and ask you why you’re ogling her ass instead of solving the “mystery.” Which, by the way, I kept forgetting about because there’s a lot of teasing and grabbing and “oops I dropped this, can you pick it up” type stuff. Very scientific horror vibe.

What hit me first was how horny the game is without playing the usual “you must grind affection for 40 years before anything happens” crap. You chat a bit, mess around, maybe choose the flirty option instead of the polite one, suddenly you’re in a corridor where a transparent girl with a ridiculous body is pressing herself against you and asking if humans can really feel ghosts touching them. And if you click the right spot, yes, yes they can. There’s an early moment where you’re supposed to be looking for some key, but the only thing I remembered later was getting a slow, sloppy blowjob from a ghost on a staircase where anyone could totally walk by, and the game even lets the camera linger on the spit and her hand twisting at the same time. Very classy. Very not classy. Both at once. Also there is this one scene where a “totally normal” massage turns into groping her ass under the towel, then she suddenly reaches back and strokes you through your pants like it’s the most boring thing in the world. I replayed that more times than I want to admit just to see how far I could push the dialogue before she calls you out. She never really does. That’s more scary than the paranormal stuff honestly.

The sandbox part can be a bit of a clown show. One night you’re trying to trigger some romantic scene in the garden, but you miss a tiny clickable object and end up in your room jerking off alone because you found a hidden item that starts a masturbation animation instead. It’s animated nicely and all, with that slow build-up, your hand speed changing, the camera cutting to the porn mag or phone or whatever, but I still yelled at my monitor like, “I didn’t want a solo scene, I wanted ghost titties!” Then I did it again, because the facial expression at the end is really good. There’s money to earn and outfits to buy, and I swear I spent more time choosing lingerie for one girl than I ever spent picking clothes for myself in real life. Some outfits barely cover the nipples, some push that huge ass in your face, and when you finally walk in on her at night wearing it and pretending she didn’t dress up just for you, you can go from soft flirting to full-on oral in like three clicks. Sometimes the romance actually lands and you get these surprisingly sweet talks about death, loneliness, all that, then five seconds later she’s moaning with her mouth full of your cock, drool on her chin, your hand in her hair. I kind of wish the mystery of the mansion went deeper, but it probably won’t and honestly I kept getting distracted by the way one of the girls rides you in the guest bedroom, tits bouncing, her ghostly body flickering like the light can’t keep up with how hard she’s fucking you. Anyway, if you like big tits, big asses, paranormal bullshit and point & click “where the hell is that hidden thing” energy, this one crawls under your skin in a filthy way.