Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.

First time I launched *House of Shinobi*, I kinda laughed because the main menu music tried *so hard* to sound grand and brooding that it looped in this weird offbeat way - almost like the composer’s laptop was overheating. But then something strange happened. I got pulled in. The way the game paces itself - slow, quiet scenes between sudden bursts of raw, filthy intensity - reminds me of watching late-night anime on a borrowed DVD player when the volume button didn’t work and you had to ride the tension between “God, this is hot” and “Please don't let anyone walk in.” That feeling’s still there, buried under all the messy UI. I swear I stared at the save screen for full five minutes wondering which thumbnail was my actual progress. But that’s kind of the point: it’s accidental intimacy mixed with clunky obsession.

When the game goes erotic, it doesn’t hold back. The moans aren’t cleanly recorded; they’re layered like someone mixed them through an old cassette filter, and somehow it fits better than most ‘HD’ adult games. The scenes with Tsunade and Hinata hit different moods - one warm and messy, the other oddly gentle, like you’re being dared to keep eye contact. It’s not just pixel art but deliberate rhythm: the breathing, the softened thuds, the moment right before a slap lands. Even the humiliation stuff - which I usually skip - felt written by someone who hates and loves their characters at once. That inner contradiction, man… it gets under your skin.

The funny part? Every now and then, the sandbox sections drag you into managing chores or wandering alleyways, like filler episodes in the middle of chaos. I both hated and loved it. It kinda reminded me of grinding in *Honey Select* but with accidental moral consequences. And let’s be honest: nobody needs a moral lesson after three back-to-back creampie routes, yet when Kushina looks at you afterward and says nothing, that silence lingers. Maybe the game isn’t trying to say anything deep. Or maybe it’s mocking the idea that desire ever needed a reason. I still don’t like the font, though.

So there I was, expecting another generic isekai trash game, but this hell-school thing actually caught me off guard. The premise sounds stupid at first - truck-kun strikes again, right? But then you're stuck being principal of some twisted academy where anime waifus end up trapped. The she-devil who recruits you has this whole seductive manipulation thing going on, and honestly? Her voice acting isn't terrible for what looks like a budget production. You get thrown into this weird city managing all these girls from different series - Tsunade's there looking magnificent as always, Sakura's being her usual self, even got Makima which... damn, that woman's dangerous even in pixel form.

The sandbox elements let you wander around freely, but sometimes I got lost trying to figure out what triggers certain scenes. Mai Sakurajima shows up and suddenly I'm having Bunny Girl Senpai flashbacks to my younger days discovering ecchi anime. The groping mechanics feel clunky though - like they just slapped them in without much thought. Oral scenes are surprisingly well animated for such a rough-looking game, especially with Boa Hancock who knows exactly what she's doing. But then Hinata's scenes feel rushed compared to others? Makes no sense. The male domination stuff ranges from playful teasing to more intense moments, and you can choose how far to push things with each girl.

What really gets me is the moral choice system - help these trapped waifus escape or drag them deeper into corruption for your demonic boss. Some paths lead to genuine romance while others... well, let's just say Nobara Kugisaki has some very explicit punishment scenes if you go the darker route. The vaginal sex animations could use work but there's something raw about the whole experience that reminds me of those early flash games we used to play in secret. Zero Two's route especially had me making choices I probably shouldn't admit to. Not gonna lie, spent way too many hours trying to unlock everything with Nami.

This thing feels like somebody’s dirty fanfic got drunk and clicked “start game” on itself. You open it and Korra is already chained up, pissed off, still trying to act like the proud Avatar while her whole situation screams “nope, you’re fucked now”. Literally. The vibe is very “captured heroine in a shitty warehouse” but with that weird porn logic where everything is about testing how far you can push her until she stops fighting and starts moaning. You’re not some heroic dude either, more like this smug bastard with a massive cock who keeps poking at her pride and her sexuality, saying it’s all a dream, that nothing is real, so she should just relax and “enjoy the fantasy”. It’s messed up and the game knows it, doesn’t pretend it’s romantic, just leans hard into corrupting a stubborn lesbian who keeps shouting no while her body betrays her.

What surprised me is how much of it is about her face. Not just facial in the porn tag sense, but the way the whole thing focuses on her expression changing, little by little. At first she’s all rage, teeth clenched, trying to pull her wrists free from the chains. Then you start undressing her, slow, stripping away that “I’m the Avatar” attitude together with her clothes. Bra gone, pants gone, she’s still spitting insults, but her eyes flick down when you pull your cock out. There’s this one moment where the camera lingers while she’s pretending not to look, and you can almost hear her brain breaking a bit, like “fuck, it’s big” and she hates that she noticed. That moment sold the whole game for me more than the actual penetration. And then you push in anyway, no warm up, just forcing her tight little pussy to stretch around you while she yells that she’s gay, that she only likes girls. The dialogue is twisted, you keep talking soft, saying it’s just a dream, that she can blame it on that later, and you pound her harder while she tries to hold her breath so she doesn’t moan. The first time she slips and lets out a real, shaky moan, the game lingers on it. It’s fucked up and hot and I kinda hated myself for liking it.

Once you start creampie territory, things escalate. She tries to squeeze her legs shut, but you’ve got her chained, so you just drag her hips closer and slam all the way in, balls deep, until her attitude fully cracks. There’s a scene where you pull out and shoot on her face, messy dripping cumshot, then shove it back inside her again, like you’re marking every hole just because you can. Honestly, the way it plays with that “I’m a lesbian, this isn’t supposed to happen” line gets repetitive, but when she finally gasps that it feels good anyway, that she can’t stop, it hits like a climax for the story too. She ends up full of cum, dripping from her pussy, breathing hard, eyes a bit empty and a bit turned on, like she knows there’s no going back. I kept thinking the game would soften up at the end, let her pretend she hated all of it, but no, it just leaves her there, chained, stuffed, with that ruined-legend vibe. Kind of like when you close some nasty incognito tab and promise yourself you’ll be better next time, even though you already know you’re lying.