Memory hits you like a drunk kiss: messy, off-target, and a little too slow. You wake up in some rich-looking place that obviously isn’t yours, and your brain is basically an empty save slot. No name, no past, nothing. What you do have is a body that works just fine and a house full of women who look like they walked out of the “forbidden” tab in your Pornhub history. They act like they know you. Or like they’re supposed to know you. That weird tension is the best part: everyone fakes normal life, but every glance hangs one second too long, every “accidental” touch lasts a bit more than polite. You’re the only guy in the house, and the game never lets you forget that. Walking through the hallway feels like scrolling a sex playlist. The “mom, but maybe not really mom, calm down, it’s a porn game” type with a ridiculous ass bent over the washing machine, the soft-spoken one sitting on the couch with her tits half-slipping out of her top, the one who pretends she’s not checking you out while you pass behind her. It all looks too clean, too posed, like those 3D porn renders you hide behind boring folder names, and the game leans into that. Every scene is like you just paused a premium video at the best moment and then someone told you, “Ok, now unpause and go touch her.”

What I liked is that the seduction is actually slow when it wants to be, then suddenly horny as fuck. You sit at the table, she passes you a drink, her fingers brush your hand, and the camera kind of lingers on her chest when she leans in. Later you’re in her room, “helping” her find something on the floor, your hand ends up on her hip, then a little lower, and she doesn’t pull away. Next thing you know, her ass is pressed into your crotch and you get that choice: be a fake gentleman or push it. Pick the fun option and the game rewards you with those porn-mag angles: your hand under her shirt, thumb grazing her nipple, that slow squeeze while she pretends to protest but her breathing gives her away. They really like teasing here. Like, there’s a scene where you can just stand in the doorway and watch her shower through the slightly open door. The steam, her fingers between her legs, the water sliding over her huge tits, and you’re there like a creep, jerking off quietly with your phone screen lighting your face like some cursed incognito tab. The game actually sold me on the handjob scene more than on some of the full sex stuff: her on her knees, close-up on her lips while she whispers shit she definitely shouldn’t say to a guy who might be related, her hand wrapped around you, playing with the tip, smearing precum with this lazy, confident movement that says she’s done this before. Oral and anal show up too, obviously, and there’s this one anal moment where she tries to pretend it hurts “too much” while still pushing back on you, and the look on her face is that perfect mix of “you’re too big” and “don’t you dare stop.” There are creampies that land exactly where they should, dripping out in these thick strings, and the romance angle kind of sneaks in, because between all the filthy shit she sometimes looks at you like she actually cares who you are, not just what you can do with your tongue. It’s trashy, it’s horny, it’s a little bit wrong on purpose, and it knows exactly which sick little fantasies live on your phone.

This one feels like when you open some “serious dark fantasy” game and then five minutes later you’re already horny and slightly ashamed of yourself. World is all holy banners, burned-out elves, humans acting like they’re the main character of the universe, big church, big lies, big tits. You crawl up from this underground life with daddy’s weird letter in your hand, expecting some standard inheritance drama, and instead you crash straight into a mess of hungry women, twisted faith and way too many chances to get your dick in trouble. The whole thing plays like a sandbox confession booth where every “amen” is followed by someone on their knees for a completely different reason.

What I like is how it pretends to be all story-first, serious business, and then the game just keeps finding excuses to put soft bodies right in your face. Older women with that tired saint smile who drop it the moment you touch their thigh, smug church girls who look pure until they’re wrapping their lips around you, guards’ wives who are sooo loyal until you catch them alone and start groping them from behind. There’s this one scene in a cramped side street near the Holy Capital walls where a mature nun pushes you against a wall and mutters something about “testing your purity,” then drops to her knees and gives you the sloppiest oral, drool everywhere, and the camera angle is tight on her cheeks bouncing as she goes faster. I actually paused Netflix on my second monitor because it was distracting from her sucking you off. That kind of night.

Sex here is not gentle. Like, yeah, you can tease, there’s slow foreplay, some voyeur moments where you hide in the shadows and watch two “holy” women comforting each other a little too much while you stroke yourself, but when you finally take one of them, the game wants you to really pound. Big asses that ripple when you hit from behind, tits pushed together for a sticky titjob, creampies that stay there and stare at you. One of the best bits for me was a roleplay scene where a high-ranking woman pretends to be your prisoner from the old elf war, begs for mercy, and then begs for your cock. It’s so wrong in lore terms and somehow that makes it hotter. The harem angle sort of creeps up naturally: you come “home,” every woman you meet has some secret tension with you, and next thing you know you’ve got a jealous mature lady riding you in your childhood room while another girl watches from the door, touching herself and pretending she’s not. All this on top of a dark story about faith, violence, cheating, and a hero who solves family mysteries with his dick almost as much as with his brain. Honestly, it shouldn’t work. It absolutely does.

It’s weird how this game feels like two different fever dreams stitched together with duct tape and a dirty laugh track. One minute you’re dealing with a spoiled princess who thinks she’s too good for your commands, next you’re in a dusty classroom trying to make a witch blush while pretending you’re not the worst kind of pervert. The whole thing runs like someone dumped Aladdin and Harry Potter fanfics into a blender, hit “liquify,” then forgot to clean the blades. I mean that as a compliment. Mostly. There’s something strangely addictive about watching these characters slide from pride to obedience, like watching a tower of cards collapse in slow motion while you whisper filth into the wind.

And yeah, the art - old-school 2D, a bit grainy at the edges - somehow makes it hotter. You notice every smirk, every drop of sweat, every time the princess rolls her eyes before giving in. The witch, though… she’s the real trip. The game makes her crack little by little, until she’s doing things she’d hex you for even thinking about. There’s this one scene with a mirror spell - don’t even ask, it’s messy, beautiful, wrong, and perfect all at once. I wish the sound effects weren’t so cheap, though. Like, if I wanted to hear the same “slap” noise on loop, I’d just open TikTok. But then again, maybe that janky sound is part of the charm. Makes it feel dirtier, less polished, more like something you shouldn’t be caught playing but can’t stop anyway.

Also, whoever added the management bits deserves both a medal and a slap. You’re juggling gold, obedience, lust - whatever - and it feels like running a brothel disguised as a school. Which… is exactly what it is, I guess? The tentacle stuff sneaks up on you too, not even kidding. One second you’re giving a lecture, next thing you know, it’s hentai biology class. Half the time I’m disgusted, half the time I’m grinning like an idiot. That’s the magic here: it’s trashy, shameless, and somehow still clever enough to make you question who’s really being trained. Spoiler - it’s probably you.

Guy shows up at dad’s fancy house, expecting awkward family reunion, gets hit with “oh yeah, dad got deployed, it’s just you and his insanely hot girlfriend now, good luck.” That’s literally the whole vibe. No slow warm-up, no big drama, you just drag your suitcase in, she opens the door in this tight top that looks like it’s two sizes too small for her tits, smiling like she’s trying to be “responsible adult” while those things are practically their own characters. The game leans into that tension hard. She acts motherly, but it never feels like a real mom. More like that porn-logic mix of MILF, roommate, and boss all in one, and the camera knows exactly when to sit behind you so you’re just staring at her ass when she walks up the stairs. I kept thinking “ok, chill, she’s just helping you unpack” while the game is out here zooming in on her bending over, panties peeking, like it’s a live strip show that isn’t supposed to be one.

What really works is how much teasing they throw at you before actually giving anything. She walks around the house in these shorts that eat her ass, picks something from a high shelf, shirt rides up, underboob just there, and the scene just ends. No orgasm, no big payoff, just blue balls and a save screen. She “accidentally” walks into your room in a towel. She forgets the towel is barely tied and it slips a bit, nipple almost out, and she pretends to be embarrassed but never fully covers up. There’s this one moment where she sits close on the couch to “talk about your feelings” and your point of view is just her cleavage filling half the screen, her hand on your thigh, thumb moving just a little bit higher each line of dialogue. Nothing actually explicit happens right away, but you can feel the game pushing that line, like “you gonna look away or nah.” And of course you don’t.

Later on when it does go explicit, it doesn’t suddenly turn into soft romance. She takes control. She knows you’re staring, she knows you’ve been jerking off thinking about her, and she milks that. The first time she goes down on you, it’s not some sweet loving blowjob, it’s her pinning you with her eyes while your cock is in her mouth, hand gripping your shaft like she owns it. There’s one titfuck scene where she makes you hold her breasts together while she moves, talking absolute filth, calling you out on being a perv for watching her in the shower earlier, and it feels like she kept a mental list of every time you peeked. The game loves voyeur stuff too, little scenes where you see her stripping through a cracked door, or she’s “changing clothes” in front of the mirror knowing full well you’re behind her pretending to look at your phone. There’s groping, grinding, her sitting on your lap in those tight yoga pants while pretending to help with “home stuff,” and she always has that slightly smug look, like she’s letting you have access because she decided you earned it, not because you got lucky. It’s messy, horny, and very much that fantasy of being trapped in a house with a thick, bossy MILF who acts like your guide in life while making you hard every five minutes.