Guy stuck alone in a forest cabin with textbooks and porn tabs half hidden, brain fried from exam stress, and then two soaked college girls crash his weekend because the weather basically says “nope, you’re all trapped now.” That’s the whole mood here. It starts like one of those cheap horror movies, except nobody is running from monsters, they’re just running from wet clothes and sexual frustration. And yeah, they both have huge tits and asses that ignore gravity like it’s optional, the game is not subtle about that at all. One is louder, more teasing, big “I know my boobs are a weapon” energy, the other is more shy, a virgin who clearly watched porn but never actually had to deal with a hard dick right in front of her. Of course they’re girlfriends, of course they’re already kinda handsy with each other, and of course the poor guy has no idea where to look and still manages to stare straight at their nipples every time.

The fun part for me was how slow it cooks. You don’t just click once and suddenly everyone is naked and moaning. It’s like: wet clothes clinging too tight, then changing into borrowed shirts that are way too big but somehow show even more skin, then innocent cuddling on the couch while the storm bangs outside, then casual “truth or dare” that is absolutely not innocent, and before you know it, the virgin girl is biting her lip, asking questions about blowjobs like she is doing research for a paper. The game throws lots of little choices at you, not super complex, but enough to steer which girl leans in more, who gets jealous, who pretends she “just wants to help her friend experience things” while grinding that fat ass on your lap. There is that one scene where the shy girl is sitting in his lap under a blanket, pretending she is cold, and you feel her slowly relax her thighs while his dick is pushing up, and the other girl is watching from the kitchen like she is planning the next move. That moment hit way harder than some full-on sex scenes in other games. Also the voice lines help a lot, especially the small breaths and the tiny “ah” when a hand goes too high under the shirt. I only got annoyed once when the teasing dragged for like three screens of dialogue too long right before the first real touch scene, but then the reward CG dropped and I kinda forgot I was annoyed.

Naruto just completely loses his shit here and it’s kind of hot and kind of messed up at the same time. You’re not playing some heroic leaf village story, you’re basically piloting this horny Kyubi version of him who doesn’t care about feelings, romance, any of that. Poor Hinata shows up with her usual “I’ll save you, Naruto-kun” energy and the only thing she actually saves is the audience from being bored. She tries to talk, tries to reach the real him, and the game just slaps that away and throws her straight into rough public humiliation. This isn’t shy Hinata in her room blushing over a love letter. This is Hinata pressed up, ass out, while the whole village watches her get turned into Naruto’s personal fucktoy. The contrast is what hits: all that canon “pure love” stuff, and here he’s ramming her from behind like a beast, no tenderness, no slow build up, just straight to “you’re mine now, take it.”

The pacing is funny in a dirty way. It doesn’t bother pretending there’s a long romance arc. You get a bit of story, a bit of her realizing she’s screwed, and then it starts going harder and harder. Her big boobs bounce in this ridiculous way every time he pounds into her, and there’s this constant tension between her love and his animal side. She’s moaning, crying, clenching, trying to keep some dignity while he shoves his cock in her ass in front of everyone, and the game just keeps focusing on her face, like “yep, you wanted him, now you got him.” When he pushes her into anal you can almost hear every Naruto forum in existence exploding. It stops being a sweet crush fantasy and becomes this “you asked for Naruto, you got Kyubi Naruto with zero brakes” porn. And when he finally finishes with that thick, messy creampie, it doesn’t feel like a loving ending, it feels like a brand on her, like he just marked Hinata forever while the whole village stares. If you ever thought “Hinata deserves better” this will absolutely not fix that. If you ever thought “Hinata should be ruined in front of everyone by the guy she loves who doesn’t even recognize her feelings”? Well. This is your cursed wish granted.

Jessica Albert here is not the brave sorceress you remember from Dragon Quest. She is stripped of all that armor, locked in this tiny BDSM room, and everything is from your eyes only, like she is kneeling right in front of your screen. The game drops you straight into first person, no long intro, just this redheaded mage tied up, looking at you with that mix of “fuck me” and “please be gentle” that never really exists in real life. At least not without a lot of texting on LINE first. Here it is instant. You pick what happens to her and the girl reacts hard, sometimes too hard, sometimes not at all when you expect something, which is honestly funny and also a bit annoying.

What I like is how the game treats consent as a mechanic and not as some moral lecture. You have this menu of actions, all the nasty stuff like blindfolding her, forcing her to blow you, slipping something into her drink, snapping on toys she clearly is not sure about, and it is tempting to just spam the worst options. The game actually punishes you for that. Push too far when she is still scared and bam, black screen, “game over”, you fucked it up. Start again. The first time I tried to drug her right away, she froze up, the mood died, and I was staring at my own reflection in the screen thinking “yeah, that tracks.” Next run I played slower, teasing, using small touches, making her suck me only after I softened her with lighter stuff. Suddenly she is moaning like a hentai audio track on full volume. It is messed up and also strangely realistic: you learn to read her face like a puzzle, not like a porn thumbnail.

The BDSM is very Japanese style, theatrical, a bit silly and also intense. Jessica tied to a chair, you hovering over her, sliding a toy inside her while she tries to keep her cool like a mage who pretends she is above all this, but her nipples are betraying her. I wish the creators gave her more dialogue instead of repeating the same few lines, that repetition starts to poke my brain like a bad Spotify ad that just will not stop. On the other hand the silence makes her little gasps hit harder, so maybe I do not even know what I want. Sometimes the game feels rough and cheap, some transitions just cut like an old meme edit, and yet I kept opening it again between emails and Discord pings, chasing that perfect run where I never trigger a shutdown and Jessica melts slowly under each new toy. It is not romantic at all and somehow it still teaches you that if you rush a girl, even a fantasy redhead with huge tits and a magic staff, the whole thing crashes. Also, the button for hiding her eyes is in a really stupid place on the UI and it annoys me every single time I missclick it and ruin the rhythm, but whatever, I still blindfold her anyway.

Everything in this game feels like it started as a joke in a Discord call and then somehow turned into a full porn project. You’re this laid back dude who clearly does not deserve the women around him, wandering around a new city pretending you have a plan, while your fired corporate-queen girlfriend Mia is actually doing the real work. Officially you’re “building a business”. In practice you’re stumbling into horny situations with every insane woman that gets within arm’s reach and hoping it counts as networking. It’s like LinkedIn if LinkedIn involved a lot more spit on dicks and girls grinding on office chairs.

The whole thing leans hard into humor that’s actually funny, not that try-hard meme garbage. The MC keeps throwing stupid lines, and half the time the girls roast him so hard you almost feel bad. Mia teases you like it’s a full-time job, switches from soft caring girlfriend to “I own your dick” boss energy in one click, then pretends it never happened and asks if you’ve answered your emails. One moment she’s talking budgets, next she’s on her knees under the desk, choking a little while she tries to keep eye contact, and you’re mashing options trying not to nut too early because the animation actually sells it. The 3D scenes are pretty detailed, with a lot of focus on mouths, tongue, lips sliding over shaft, all that wet movement that makes a blowjob scene feel alive instead of just puppet-mouth on loop. They even throw in teasing stuff like slow handjobs and that infuriating “she licks the tip and stops” thing, just long enough to make you want to punch your mouse.

It’s not just one girl either. Once Jade shows up, everything goes chaotic. She’s that eyeliner demon that drinks too much and flirts like it’s a knife fight. She’ll grab your crotch in the middle of a serious talk, laugh in your face, then dare you to keep up. There’s a scene where she’s pressed against you in a cramped corner, moaning into your neck while she palms your shaft through the clothes, and Mia walks in, and instead of the usual drama, it turns into this messed up, half-jealous, half-turned-on vibe. Then later you catch Jade with another girl, hands between soft thighs, slow lazy lesbian play that is more about staring and smirking than going straight to scissoring. Lots of groping, fingers teasing over nipples, kissing, one girl grinding on the other’s thigh while you watch like an idiot. Group stuff creeps in naturally, like “oh this business meeting really did just become three mouths and a very busy dick”. Tits get a lot of attention too, with proper titfuck angles where you see your shaft disappear between slick, squeezed breasts and a tongue slipping out to catch the tip. And somewhere in between all the cumshots and quick office hookups, the game pretends you’re making real choices about “partnerships” and “strategy”, which is adorable, because everyone knows you’re just clicking through emails until the next time someone lets you lick them open on the couch.