Vault 69 feels like somebody took a Fallout parody, spilled a full Pornhub search history on it, and then said “yeah ok, this is the plot now”. You play as the only useful dick in an underground vault that ran out of common sense and condoms at the same time. The Overseer basically pats you on the shoulder and says “go breed, champ”, while the whole place is full of desperate, half-broken, half-horny people that somehow still find time to argue about rations and power supply. It’s not subtle. It’s not trying to be smart. It just throws you into a post-apoc mess where your cock is both resource and weapon. You walk around the vault, talk to girls who are clearly one bad day from snapping, and every choice is like a weird mix of dating sim and HR management, if HR was about who gets to swallow and who only gets it up the ass.

What I liked is that the game doesn’t pretend sex is soft or romantic. It’s rough, dirty, and sometimes a little fucked up in the head. You’ve got big-titted slaves, “volunteers” that are clearly not okay, raiders topside who think “negotiation” means forcing the protagonist to prove his value by breaking in new captives. One scene had me trying a pickup line like “Let’s save humanity together” and the girl actually laughed at me before forcing me to go down on her as “practice” for future breeding candidates. Another time I tried a more aggressive line, something like “Bend over the desk, I’m tired of talking”, and she just locked the door and went full dom on me instead, using my face on the chair and calling it “evaluation”. The game loves flipping your expectations like that. Sometimes your cheesy line works and opens a new hardcore scene, sometimes it gets you punched, sometimes it triggers a weird management event about population stress where you’re suddenly filling forms after filling holes. And yeah, those stupid little stat prompts that pop up on screen, they feel like Excel sheet made horny. I hated it. I also kind of liked it. I don’t know.

Outside the vault it gets nastier and funnier at the same time. You meet wasteland chicks who are way more dangerous than the gun they’re holding, and somehow the dialogue still makes room for cringe pickup attempts. Had a moment where I tried to be smooth with a raider girl, something like “You look like trouble, I like trouble”, and she just put a boot on my chest and told me I’ll “earn the pussy” by bringing her slaves to trade. Next thing I know, I’m back in the vault doing this awkward loop of cold resource management and hot, brutal sex, trying to decide who gets treated like a person and who gets used like equipment. The violence can be a bit much sometimes, honestly, but the world is so broken it weirdly fits. I wish there were more soft scenes where characters just fuck for fun, not duty, but this setting is not really about cozy cuddling anyway. It’s about mouths full, asses sore, power plays everywhere, and you stuck in the middle pretending your shitty pickup lines are actually saving civilization. At least when I alt-tabbed to check Discord after a particularly harsh anal scene, my brain needed a second to remember that in real life, people don’t usually ask “What’s your breeding quota today?” so I guess the immersion works a little too well.

You wake up dead and already tired, which is kind of funny and kind of fucked up at same time. Burned out salaryman guy, zero sex life, and suddenly there is this smug succubus sitting on your “soul” like it’s a couch. She gives you a contract that feels more like a horny isekai speedrun: seduce whole universes, squeeze them dry of sexual energy, and maybe you get reborn wherever you want. Naruto verse, Konosuba, whatever anime brainrot you have in your bookmarks. It’s not subtle about it either. One moment you’re in some gloomy corridor of hell, next moment you’re accidentally checking out Hinata’s ass like a creep and realizing the game wants you to be exactly that creep. It leans hard into voyeur stuff, peeking, overhearing, “oops I walked in while she was changing” setups, and then just keeps escalating until the corruption hits and the girls that were shy and cute start asking you to do way worse things than you planned when you clicked play on your phone during a coffee break.

The fun thing is how it treats parody like a drunk cosplay con. Hinata, Temari, Ino, Sakura, Tsunade, Konan, Kushina, Tenten, Kurenai, Shizune, even Haku popping up looking way too pretty, then suddenly you’re in some Konosuba-flavored mess with Aqua being useless and hot at same time, Darkness begging to be abused, Megumin being bratty, Wiz being soft and weirdly motherly, and you’re basically the one guy threading through all of it, poking at their weak points. Not all scenes hit the same, but when corruption kicks in, it gets nasty in a good way: virgins going from blushing to begging, MILFs showing you “how adults do it”, futa twists appearing when you think you’ve seen everything, pregnancies hinted or outright shown as part of the aftermath, and your protagonist slowly growing into this confident bastard using both charm and a bit of straight male domination. Female domination exists too, sometimes the girls pin you down or ride you like they’re collecting rent, but it feels more like flavor, usually avoidable if you don’t like getting stepped on. Sex acts are not shy: handjobs to warm up, sloppy oral, deep vaginal pounding, anal when corruption gets thicker, group scenes where two or three familiar faces end up sharing you and each other, messy animated climaxes that look like someone spent way too much time tweaking fluids. Romance sneaks in when you don’t expect it, like suddenly you actually care about this corrupted version of Kurenai or Satomi, even while you’re railroading them deeper into your contract with the succubus. Sometimes the pacing is weird, sometimes a scene drags just to show one more teasing animation, but I still kept clicking, thinking “ok, just one more universe” and then realizing I kind of want to see how far these big tits and big asses can go before the whole multiverse just collapses into pure porn.

Natsume 2 with the blonde edit feels like someone took a horny fever dream, poured it into a browser window, and then forgot to add “good taste” as a limiter. That’s a compliment. The girl looks like classic soft anime waifu at first, but once things start, she’s less “cute elf maiden” and more “living fuck-sleeve offered to anything with a pulse or a tentacle.” Her new hair color actually changes the vibe a lot; the blonde makes her feel more trashy, more pornstar, less shy shrine girl. It’s like watching somebody mod a wholesome gacha character into a Pornhub original. The eyes look different too, more shiny and a bit insane, like she’s stuck somewhere between terror and “please don’t stop.” In a lot of scenes her pupils go all wobbly right when the second or third cock forces its way in, and for some reason that tiny detail hits harder than all the fluids splashing around. I got flashbacks to those old Fakku panels where the elf girl keeps saying “no” while her body is clearly betraying her. It’s that kind of energy, just with even more slime and less shame.

The tentacles here are the real main character though. Normal tentacle stuff is already pretty messed up, but this version acts like the dev opened the aggression slider in the editor and pushed it off the screen. They don’t just poke; they slam into every hole they can grab. First it’s one in her mouth, one in her ass, and you think “ok, typical,” then the camera angle shifts and suddenly you realize there’s another one prying her pussy wide and trying to share space with a cock that’s already balls deep. The triple penetration shots get almost absurd, like the game is trying to see how much you’ll tolerate before you say “ok, maybe that’s too much” and then you keep clicking anyway. There’s this one loop where she’s bent almost in half, dick in her throat, tentacles yanking her legs apart while another pushes into her ass, and she’s crying but her tongue is out, eyes rolled up, and her belly has that bulge that looks way too big for a human body. It looks painful and hot at the same time, which is pretty fucked up and exactly what some of us came for. Cumshots coat everything: her hair, her pointy elf ears, sometimes a single strand is left hanging off her eyelashes like some kind of sick jewelry. The game keeps splattering so much white stuff that it starts to look like someone spilled a whole bottle of body lotion on the screen. At one point I noticed how rarely her ears move even when she gets wrecked from both ends, and it bothered me far more than it should, like “why give her elf ears if they don’t twitch when she gets her ass drilled by two tentacles at once?” I thought about that way too long and forgot I was even mid-fap. The rough sex vibe never really slows down either; once it ramps up, it stays in that hard, choking, gagging, overfilled place, like the “gentle” mode got deleted in this edit. There’s no build up, only escalation. It pretends to care about her at first, but it really doesn’t. And that’s exactly why I kept clicking through every scene.

Amnesia plus a house full of insanely hot women is always a mess, and here it goes straight into “you really should not fuck these people” territory in the best possible way. You wake up with no clue who you are, where you are, or why everybody around you has porn-tier curves and acts like walking temptation. Nobody is calling it what it is, but the way they look at you, the way they lean in too close, the way they “accidentally” brush their tits on your arm while pretending everything is normal, it’s obvious this place is broken in a very fun way. The game lets you be that guy who is a bit lost, a bit horny, and way too curious for his own good. You’re poking around the house, pretending to look for answers, but every answer is attached to a big ass or a soft mouth or a “don’t tell anyone about this” smile. You get these slow teasing scenes where she’s sitting on the couch, you see just a bit too much thigh, the top rides up, she pretends she doesn’t notice you staring. Then she notices. Then she keeps pretending. One click later your hand is on her leg and she’s breathing harder instead of pushing you away. That kind of vibe all over the place.

What I actually liked is that it’s not only “click the option to fuck, congratulations, fade to black.” You can go for the lazy perv route, just sneaking around, watching them change, catching them in the shower with the door not fully closed, staying silent while your dick does all the thinking. Or you risk a hand sliding under the towel, fingers tracing along her hip, waiting if the game slaps your hand away or lets you explore more. Sometimes they play shy, especially the older one with that whole “I shouldn’t, this is wrong” routine while her tongue is already on your shaft and she’s looking up at you, eyes wet, like that solves anything. The build up hits pretty hard: the way she strokes you slow at first, then faster, spits a little, you can almost hear that sloppy sound in your head. And it actually lets you push it, not just oral then cutscene. You can pull her onto your lap, feel her grind over you, panties soaked, until she finally gives in and you’re buried inside her. There is this one scene where you go from a careful touch on her ass to just full on pounding her from behind, watching those cheeks bounce, and when you finally unload, you stay in and she squeezes around you while you flood her. Zero “safe” choices there, it just focuses on that raw “I’m not pulling out” energy and lets you enjoy the mess you made while she’s panting, legs shaking, pretending she didn’t like it as much as you did.