Isekai Brothel feels like someone cracked open my anime watchlist, dumped it on the bed, and said, “Ok, pick who you wanna fuck first.” It’s a dating sim wrapped around a brothel idea, but not the usual boring “pick one route, marry waifu, roll credits”. Here you jump between worlds and timelines, grab girls from different series, and basically run this horny multiverse where fidelity is a suggestion, not a rule. As a poly person this hits weirdly close to my fantasy: not needing to “pick best girl”, just stacking them like a chaotic harem Jenga tower and seeing what breaks first, your dick or your free time. And yeah, it’s messy. The art style and scenes don’t always match perfectly between girls, the transitions sometimes feel like someone hit the skip button too fast, but honestly that fits the vibe. It feels like a porn stash, not a museum.

What I liked a lot is how it leans hard into the “brothel” part without pretending to be moral about it. You flirt, you pay, you fuck. Sometimes you date first, sometimes you go straight to raw dog in a rented room. One moment I was having a kinda sweet “date” with a shy girl, choosing dialog options that made her open up, and then suddenly I was balls-deep while she begged me not to pull out. The jump from wholesome to filthy is fast and I actually enjoy that whiplash. There are quick sex scenes for when you just want a 2-minute stress relief, and longer dates where you build some tension before ruining her makeup. The game throws in fetishes pretty casually, like, “Oh, you clicked this girl again? Guess we’re doing anal now” and doesn’t over-explain anything. It trusts that if you’re on an adult site and recognize half these characters, you already know what you’re here for. One tiny thing that annoyed me: sometimes dialog sounds like it was translated twice through Google, then drunk-edited, but honestly I still liked that more than fake polished porn writing that nobody talks like.

The multiverse teleport tech is a cool excuse for why everyone is in one place, but the real fun is when you start mentally mixing “lore” from different shows while you’re mid-thrust. I was fucking a certain very proud, very stacked demon girl while thinking “if her boss from that other universe walked in right now, he’d probably applaud.” Then I switched to a sweet healer-type girl and went from rough choking and hair pulling to soft missionary and kissing like some kind of emotional whiplash speedrun. The game doesn’t punish you for jumping from girl to girl; it almost encourages it, like “you liked that dommy mommy? Nice, go cuddle the awkward schoolgirl now, coward.” It’s not trying to be classy, and I appreciate that a lot. Sex here can be romantic, sure, but it can also be just sloppy blowjob in a side room while other clients are busy in the back. I kinda wish there were more scenes where the girls interact with each other and not only with you, like full-on group sessions that acknowledge relationships between them, but at the same time I like the feeling that I’m sneaking from room to room, collecting different bodies and personalities like a horny little goblin. The whole thing feels like a guilty browser tab you forget to close, which is exactly how this kind of game should feel.

This one is basically that old yellow-dot maze game your uncle played, if your uncle was drunk, horny and stuck in a Boruto-era hentai convention. You’re running around this neon arcade labyrinth as Boruto, chasing bottles like some thirsty little perv, because only when you’re boozed up enough you can pounce on the girls that are hunting you. And it’s not random girls, it’s all the big Naruto crush fuel thrown into one messy, trashy fever dream. One second Hinata is chasing your ass like a quiet predator, next second you slam a bottle, her eyes go wide, and suddenly she’s the one pinned in a corner while you rail her until her gallery unlocks. Feels wrong. Feels amazing. Feels like someone watched way too many doujins and said, “yeah, ok, but what if Pac-Man could fuck Tsunade.”

The loop is stupid simple and it works. You run around grabbing booze, timing it so you don’t get caught sober. If they catch you without alcohol in your system, they don’t kill you or anything, they just drag you into this spanking punishment and it honestly made me laugh because it’s half humiliating, half hot. Sarada snapping at you like a pissed class rep while she smacks your butt for daring to touch her without being properly “powered up”, it’s exactly the kind of dumb horny logic that only makes sense in hentai games. Then you get your revenge run, bottle in hand, music in your brain, and she’s suddenly moaning instead of scolding. Kushina is wild too, she has that mom vibe that should feel illegal, but here we are, chasing her in a glowing maze trying not to sober up mid-thrust. I kinda liked how the booze timer forces you to plan your route, but at the same time I kept yelling at my screen because the bottle would spawn on the wrong side and Hinata would just appear out of nowhere like some silent horror game enemy with perfect tits.

The “reward” pics feel like you’re raiding some secret phone gallery each time you manage to corner and fuck them long enough, and you start playing greedy, stretching the horny mode just a bit more to squeeze one more climax out of Tsunade before the buzz fades. Sometimes the hitbox when you try to mount them is a bit fussy and you end up face planting into their punishment instead of their pussy, and I swear I lost more lives to my own impatience than to the actual maze. Also, whoever decided the movement should sometimes feel slippery like you’re drunk too, I hate you and also respect you because it fits the whole vibe a little too well. There’s something kind of romantic in a brain-dead way about chasing bottles so you can be enough of a beast to satisfy every Uzumaki and Uchiha in the maze, like one big horny lesson in consent but with alcohol and zero moral. You know it’s trash, you know Boruto should be training or something, but instead he’s out here turning an innocent arcade cabinet into a roaming gangbang with Naruto’s entire love-interest history. And yeah, I kept telling myself “ok last run, I’ve seen all the pics,” then suddenly I’m back in, hoping maybe this time Sarada’s spanking scene bugs out and turns into something even filthier. It never does. I still kept playing.

Naruto Shippuden: Rise of the Yugure feels like someone grabbed a horny fanfic thread from a dead forum, stuffed it into a visual novel, then said “yeah, good enough, now make Hinata beg.” It’s rough, it’s weird, dialog sometimes reads like Google Translate had a stroke, and I kinda loved that. You click through scenes, make little choices, watch the cast you grew up with stop pretending they’re about ninja honor and start acting like they’re trapped in a porn loop. Story tries to be serious at first, with this whole “Yugure” thing and danger and blah blah, then two lines later Hinata’s blushing so hard you know exactly where the plot is actually going. The contrast is stupid in a fun way. One second they talk about threats to the village, next second Naruto hits sexy jutsu and you’re staring at his “alternate” form wondering why this wasn’t canon already.

The girls get a lot of focus. Way more than the fights. Hinata’s the obvious star, all shy and loyal and then suddenly on her knees like she’s been waiting for this since the Chunin Exams. Sakura flips between fake tough kunoichi and frustrated perv who finally snaps, and when she snaps, she really snaps. You get those scenes where she’s arguing with Naruto, then the camera just refuses to look above the chest anymore, and suddenly you’re making a choice that decides if she rides him angry or soft. Ino, though, has that pure slutty energy the anime always teased but never let happen. The game leans into mind stuff in a way that’s honestly pretty dirty, like she uses her powers less for spying and more for making sure nobody remembers who started the orgy. Feels a bit mean, in a hot way. Dialog during sex is messy, sometimes outright broken English, and I weirdly liked that too, it sounds like a hentai fansub from way back, where “I will cum you” was considered acceptable English. Sometimes the moaning lines repeat and you’re like, ok, we get it, she’s “so full,” calm down.

Naruto himself is just chaos. Stupid, horny chaos. One moment he’s trying to act like some important hero, then he tosses a joke about seeing Sakura’s panties at the worst time and the scene flips from tension to foreplay. When sexy jutsu hits, it’s over; everyone loses their dignity and the VN leans right into it, gives you long shots, dirty angles, and a lot of “oops, we stayed too long on that close-up” energy. It doesn’t really care about pacing. Some routes feel rushed, others drag, like that one conversation with Hinata that keeps looping little variations before it finally admits, yeah, she just wants to get railed. Choices matter just enough to make you save scum like a goblin, trying to unlock the filthiest branch while pretending you still care about the village being in danger. It’s not polished, it’s not subtle, sometimes character logic just breaks for the sake of one more wild CG, but the game knows what it is: a horny Naruto parody where ninja skills exist mostly so clothes come off in creative ways. And honestly, that’s exactly the kind of trash my brain likes after doomscrolling TikTok all day.

Tsunade Jumper Arcade is that kind of filthy little time sink you load “just to try it for a minute” and suddenly you’re hunched over your screen, clicking like a degenerate squirrel on crack, chasing one more platform because you know there’s another dirty Tsunade pic at the top. It feels like some cursed mix of those old school vertical jump games and a horny rhythm clicker, except here the “reward” isn’t a high score, it’s Tsunade’s tits, ass, and all the wrong angles you secretly wanted from the anime but pretended you didn’t. You’re not just going up, you’re crawling up her, in a way. Each little hop feels cheap and arcade-y on purpose, like those flash games you played in sketchy browser tabs before adblock was a thing. The jumps are fast and stupid simple, but then suddenly you’re missing a platform by a pixel and swearing at a porn game like it’s Dark Souls.

The messed up part is how the lewd reward kinda syncs with the jump flow. You get into this janky rhythm, eyes locked on the next platform, then your brain starts going “ok if I don’t screw this sequence, I’m closer to the next unlock.” It ends up feeling like edging, but with clicking. You watch that bar creep, you know there’s another Tsunade artwork waiting, and you keep telling yourself “one more run.” She’s right there, all that thick blonde MILF energy, boobs barely contained, legs showing way more than any shounen editor would allow, and you’re like: yeah, this is trash, but it’s my trash. Some of the art hits hard, too, not fake AI mush, more like the kind of fanart you save in shady folders and hope no one opens. You clear a stretch of platforms, screen flashes you something new, and suddenly you’re zooming your browser because you want to see every line on her body. Then next run you mess up right at the start and rage for no reason at all.

What kills me is how barebones and addictive it is at the same time. No bloated menus, no long intro, you’re just in, bouncing upward, getting cockblocked by your own clumsy clicks. It feels like whoever made it knows exactly what horny Naruto fans are like: short attention span, dirty imagination, and way too much nostalgia for a show full of ninjas while we were secretly staring at Tsunade’s chest in every scene. Sometimes the physics feel slightly off and it tilts me more than it should, like I’ll swear I landed and the game just said “nah, go fall and stare at the start again.” The funny part is, I still hit restart without thinking. It’s the same brain rot as scrolling TikTok, but every “scroll” is a jump and every few wins you get another shot of this giant-titted hokage looking like she’s about to ruin someone’s spine. And yeah, I kinda wish there was more weird stuff, maybe different outfits, some kinkier variations, maybe even some stupid powerups that make zero sense in canon, but that chaotic, half-baked energy is also why it works. It’s dirty, quick, and a bit mean, like the browser equivalent of opening an incognito tab when you absolutely know you shouldn’t.