This thing plays like a weird mix of pub quiz night and horny anime fever dream. You’re this college kid wandering around campus, not for grades, just trying to climb a very different kind of ranking: how many hot women you can charm, outsmart and then absolutely rail. Every girl you meet comes with two big things: massive tits and a list of questions that make you feel like you should have actually listened in class. One moment you’re staring at a teacher’s cleavage while she’s asking about history dates, next moment she’s on her knees, lips shiny with spit, treating your cock like extra credit. It’s stupid and fun at the same time, like using Wikipedia with one hand and jerking it with the other.

What actually surprised me is how the whole “answer five questions to fuck” thing gets in your head. First girl I ran into looked like that classic hentai campus babe, skirt too short, boobs almost falling out, asking me random shit about science. Got one answer wrong and she just smirked, crossed her legs, and told me to come back when I’m “less useless.” I wanted to rage quit, opened Chrome instead, hit Google and a bit of Wikipedia, came back and suddenly I’m balls deep in her, slapping into her pussy from behind, watching her ass bounce while she moans and begs for more. It’s kinda dumb how satisfying that feels after doing actual thinking. Brain on quiz mode, dick on creampie mode. Perfect combo. Except when it isn’t, because some questions feel like the dev was just scrolling random pages and picking words, but somehow that also makes it funnier. You’re like, why the fuck do I need to know this to deserve a blowjob? Then she’s gagging on you, drool down her chin, and you kinda stop caring.

Stuff really clicks once you start chasing the “prettiest woman in the college” angle. There’s this strict teacher, total mistress vibe, glasses, hair up, that classic “I’ll ruin your life but you’ll thank me” look. When she leans in and whispers that you’re not ready for her yet, it weirdly stings. So you go fuck your way through the campus, one quiz at a time, loading faces with cum after a rough doggystyle session, filling pussies, watching those big boobs bounce while she claws at the sheets. Some scenes are actually hotter when you fail a couple of times before nailing the answers. It feels like you’ve earned that moment where she gasps as you shove it deep and you don’t pull out, she tightens around you, and the screen shows her getting a sticky creampie like a reward screen gone very wrong. I kinda wish the questions got even nastier or more twisted as you go, but they stay in this strange mix of normal trivia and random bullshit. Anyway, it ends up feeling like Pornhub and a school exam had a baby, and that baby really wants you to cum on your teacher’s face for getting a perfect score.

This one feels like watching a bad decision slowly rot in front of you, and somehow you keep clicking anyway. You start with this cute girl who honestly looks like she belongs in some normal date sim, soft face, shiny eyes, and then your brain just goes “oh, ok, she is very not normal” when the camera actually focuses on her chest. Her tits are stupidly huge, like whoever modeled her forgot what gravity is. The nipples are almost their own characters, thick and puffy enough that when the guy grabs them it feels less like foreplay and more like he is testing a sex toy he bought on AliExpress. I kind of love it, even though I also hate myself for loving it a bit. The subway around her is dirty in that very specific porn way: not realistic trash, but just enough grime, flickering light and metal to remind you that yeah, this is not a cozy place, this is where bad fantasies go to sweat.

The “date” idea is funny in a weird dark way. She is dressed like she could go for coffee, but the camera clearly never cared about coffee. It stalks her curves, follows the way her boobs bounce when she stumbles, and then this guy shows up and all romance is dead in five seconds. No flirting, just instant control. He ties her, pushes her against the cold pole, her big tits smashed together so they look even more over the top, and it really leans into that humiliation vibe. When he starts playing with her nipples, sucking and then literally fucking them, the game keeps zooming uncomfortably close, like it wants you to count the drops of spit sliding down her skin. There is a nasty little joy when he uses her chest like a toy for his cock, rubbing between her boobs, smearing pre-cum on them, then spitting on her face like she is just furniture that moans. The sounds help a lot too, that wet gagging when he shoves his cock down her throat is gross, but the good kind of gross if you are into throat abuse. Sometimes the gag sounds are out of sync and it annoyed me more than it should, and then I forgot, and then I was annoyed again for half a second.

Once he switches from her boobs to pure face domination, things go from “pervert on a train” to “she is his property now” pretty fast. He forces her mouth open, rams his big cock inside like he is trying to erase her thoughts, and the camera refuses to look away when her eyes water and mascara runs. Throatpie lovers will be happy; he holds her there long enough that you feel her panic through the screen, then pulls out just before she chokes for real. Sometimes he uses her tits again as a soft landing zone for his shaft, sliding up to her lips like her chest is a ramp. I liked that detail way too much. When he finally finishes, you can choose where he unloads, and the cum looks thick and sticky, gathering on her cheeks, dripping off her chin or pooling on those ridiculous breasts. Seeing her there, collar tight on her neck, hands useless, face messy with semen, eyes half-broken and half-pleading, it hits that twisted mix of *** fantasy, bondage, and cruel worship of her body that some people pretend they do not like, but they do. I wish there was more emotional build-up, but also if they added it I probably would not care. The game knows exactly what it is: a short, brutal little subway fuck session with one disposable girl and one very single-minded bastard, and her huge nipples will probably be stuck in your mind for way too long after you close the tab.

Tifa rhythm porn game sounds stupid on paper and still somehow works way better than it should. You’re not “controlling a hero”, you’re basically timing your clicks to keep pounding her without screwing up the beat. It looks like some horny dev opened Guitar Hero one side of the screen, a Final Fantasy VII doujin on the other side, and said “yeah ok, this is enough game design for today”. And yet, when you’re locked in on the rhythm, her ass bouncing in sync with the little prompts popping up, your brain quietly forgets to complain. Miss a beat and the thrusts slow down or cut off, hit a streak and suddenly the angle changes, Tifa grabs the sheets, her tits sway harder, breathing changes, and the whole thing starts feeling like you’re DJing someone’s anal destruction. I actually caught myself counting rhythm out loud like a dumb kid just to keep the combo going. Absolutely pathetic. Absolutely fun.

What I liked is that it doesn’t pretend to be some epic RPG with choices and stats and “deep story” and all that crap. It knows exactly what you’re here for: Tifa Lockhart, big ass front and center, bouncing, jiggling, stuffed. The parody vibe is strong, it’s obviously her without saying “hey Square Enix please sue me”. Hentai style, bright, clean, nothing artsy, just enough detail so that when she spreads and you’re going in her ass, you actually feel that little “oh shit” punch in the stomach. The timing windows tighten up in later parts, so while you’re staring at her cheeks clapping in your face, the game quietly punishes you for zoning out. At one point I was so focused on a long streak that I didn’t even notice the camera had shifted lower and you can see every little twitch around the shaft while she’s being pushed from behind. When the rhythm bar flashes and you barely hold the chain, she lets out this broken moan that lands exactly on the beat and it’s way filthier than it has any right to be. I’m still annoyed the mouse buttons feel slightly sticky on Chrome though and I’m not going to test if it’s the browser or my habits.

There’s this one moment where you’ve been nailing the pattern for a while, the tempo ramps up, her body starts tensing, and you feel like a god of timing, then suddenly you fumble one lazy click and the whole flow drops, the animation slows, her expression falls back from frantic pleasure to this teasing look like “really, that’s all?”. It’s stupid how much that little visual change stings your pride. Then you grind your way back, unlock another scene, and oh, surprise, new angle of her getting her ass stretched while she tries to keep her composure, thighs trembling, sweat glistening, and your only job is basically “don’t be a useless drummer”. Half the time I forgot there’s actually some “action game” vibe under all the clicking and just treated it like a filthy rhythm trainer for one hand. The parody side is fun too, because you kinda know her from Final Fantasy already, all badass and punching monsters, and here she’s pinned and begging, eyes rolling back when you stay on tempo, like the whole world boiled down to a single beat and a single hole. And yeah, it’s repetitive. And yeah, that’s exactly why I kept replaying one of the anal scenes just to see if I could perfect it.

Nami finally gets what every angry fanfic writer secretly wanted to do with her for years, and it’s honestly fucked up in a hot way. The game just throws you right into it: no long intro, no boring setup, she’s already caught, stripped, tied with arms and legs pulled up like she’s on display, all that red hair falling everywhere while she’s basically folded like luggage. It’s closer to a mean little interactive hentai loop than some big “game”, but the dev leans into that hardcore. You get the camera right on her big tits first, and they actually feel heavy when they bounce, which I wasn’t expecting from something this short. Her boobs are mashed together around a cock for a proper titfuck, nipples shining, and you’re just dragging along that soft paizuri groove, watching her forced to play along. She looks pissed and embarrassed at the same time, eyes wet, cheeks red, but her mouth opens anyway because yeah, she doesn’t get a vote here.

Then the game stops pretending to be gentle. The switch from squeezing her tits to using her mouth is really abrupt, in a good shitty way. One second you’re enjoying her cleavage, next second her head is yanked forward and the guy is ramming his cock down her throat like he’s trying to reorganize her insides. It’s not a sweet blowjob, it’s full-on facefuck, teeth scraping sometimes, spit flying, mascara-trail kind of energy, except she’s Nami so it hits different if you grew up on One Piece. Her voice hits that broken, gagging sound that you usually have to hunt for in long videos. There’s a few moments where the camera angle is too close and you mostly see tongue and tears and not much else, and somehow that messiness is what made it hotter for me. Facial abuse vibes everywhere, even when they don’t actually finish on her face yet. You just know that’s where this is heading later.

After that, when they finally get tired of using her mouth like a toy, they start paying attention to her lower half, and this part is way more intimate and rough at the same time. Nami’s legs are still tied up, ass slightly raised, pussy wet and spread open like they’ve been teasing her for a while offscreen. You get control to finger her, and the game really focuses on that wet pussy shine, the way her body moves when you push in and out. There’s a bit of ass fingering flavor in how close the fingers slide, lingering between her cheeks before going back to her slit. It doesn’t go full anal, but it edges around it enough that your brain fills the gap. She’s clearly not “enjoying” it in the romantic sense, it’s ***, straight up, but the art gives those tiny moments where her hips twitch forward and you can read it however your brain is wired. It feels wrong and hot and a little too short. And then just when things finally get really interesting and you expect a full-on fuck scene, it cuts off. Demo over. No proper climax, no final cumshot, just you staring at this tied up redhead with big boobs, abused and used, and your hand already on your dick wondering why the hell they decided to stop exactly when it started to really work.