It’s a weird kind of wrong that feels almost too confident about itself. The game just throws you right into this hotel-room-styled tension between Ben and Gwen, like there’s no excuse, no build-up, just quiet breathing and the kind of slow curiosity that only gets worse the more you watch. The control scheme is barely there - you think you’re just clicking around to peek, but then you’re moving hands and lips like you’re trying to pass off an accident as an experiment. The pacing makes it feel like time stretches sideways. There’s that one moment where Gwen turns, half-asleep, and it’s not clear if she knows what’s happening, and you catch yourself leaning closer like a total creep. God help me, I think that’s intentional.

Half the time the audio feels too loud, but maybe that’s the point - it’s not polished, like it’s meant to break the “cartoon world” with uncomfortable realism. The blowjob scene looks like it was stitched together by someone who didn’t care about pretty, just raw motion, the way her throat tightens around him while he mutters things that sound more like apologies than dirty talk. And then when you switch to doggystyle, yeah it’s cliché, but the way the lighting flickers - it’s distracting as hell and, weirdly, kind of hypnotic. The game’s rhythm keeps screwing with you: it slows down on the heavy stuff like missionary creampie and then speeds up when you least expect, like the code itself is embarrassed about what it’s showing. I got annoyed at that. Then again, maybe that’s why I didn’t stop.

You can tell whoever made this knew exactly what nostalgia they were playing with, too. There’s this sick mix of childhood memory and adult hunger that no one wants to admit enjoying. Kind of like watching something too close to a secret. The handjob bit feels almost shy, then the facial lands out of nowhere, breaking the build-up in the most abrupt, stupidly real way. I hate that it worked. I hate that my mouse hand twitched even after the final loop restarted. If that’s not the most human reaction, I don’t know what is.

Makoto Nanaya here is basically what happens when some BlazBlue dev has one horny thought too many and the internet turns it into a whole game. You don’t get plot walls, no fake epic story, it’s straight to the point: squirrel girl with huge tits and a thick ass wants your dick in every possible angle the camera can handle. She still has that cocky fighter vibe, like she’s about to trash talk you between sucking you off, which honestly feels on-brand. You click in and it’s just her, looking like she jumped out of some cursed rule34 folder you pretend you don’t have, except now she’s actually reacting to what you do instead of being stuck in a jpeg. I went in thinking, “ok, quick fap, check the animations, leave,” and then ended up trying to see how many times I could make her swallow before the facial just painted her whole face like some degenerate speedrun challenge.

POV here is doing heavy lifting. You’re basically glued to her eyes while she works your cock with that smug little half smile like she knows you’re about to blow way too fast and she’s fine with it. The blowjob loop is surprisingly hot, especially when her tits are bouncing just on the edge of your vision, and if you’re like me and you chase 100% unlocks like a lunatic, you’ll start experimenting with timing, switching between her mouth and tits just to see the different cum placements. Facial, mouth, inside, it’s like collecting endings in a VN, just with more moaning and less “skip text.” Creampie finish has that nice “oh shit I shouldn’t but I’m doing it anyway” energy, and when she squeezes around you while you dump inside, that’s the moment I went “ok, this is way better than it has any right to be” and then immediately complained to myself about one tiny clipping issue on her hair that nobody else will ever notice. Also I got stuck once trying to trigger a different position because my dumb ass kept clicking the same hotspot expecting a new scene like some kind of erotic Dark Souls. But when she’s riding you, tits out, tail twitching, and you’re watching her big ass slam down in POV, that annoyance just kind of melts away into the background noise of “yeah, I’m absolutely going to replay this and pretend I’m testing mechanics again.”

This thing plays like a weird mix of pub quiz night and horny anime fever dream. You’re this college kid wandering around campus, not for grades, just trying to climb a very different kind of ranking: how many hot women you can charm, outsmart and then absolutely rail. Every girl you meet comes with two big things: massive tits and a list of questions that make you feel like you should have actually listened in class. One moment you’re staring at a teacher’s cleavage while she’s asking about history dates, next moment she’s on her knees, lips shiny with spit, treating your cock like extra credit. It’s stupid and fun at the same time, like using Wikipedia with one hand and jerking it with the other.

What actually surprised me is how the whole “answer five questions to fuck” thing gets in your head. First girl I ran into looked like that classic hentai campus babe, skirt too short, boobs almost falling out, asking me random shit about science. Got one answer wrong and she just smirked, crossed her legs, and told me to come back when I’m “less useless.” I wanted to rage quit, opened Chrome instead, hit Google and a bit of Wikipedia, came back and suddenly I’m balls deep in her, slapping into her pussy from behind, watching her ass bounce while she moans and begs for more. It’s kinda dumb how satisfying that feels after doing actual thinking. Brain on quiz mode, dick on creampie mode. Perfect combo. Except when it isn’t, because some questions feel like the dev was just scrolling random pages and picking words, but somehow that also makes it funnier. You’re like, why the fuck do I need to know this to deserve a blowjob? Then she’s gagging on you, drool down her chin, and you kinda stop caring.

Stuff really clicks once you start chasing the “prettiest woman in the college” angle. There’s this strict teacher, total mistress vibe, glasses, hair up, that classic “I’ll ruin your life but you’ll thank me” look. When she leans in and whispers that you’re not ready for her yet, it weirdly stings. So you go fuck your way through the campus, one quiz at a time, loading faces with cum after a rough doggystyle session, filling pussies, watching those big boobs bounce while she claws at the sheets. Some scenes are actually hotter when you fail a couple of times before nailing the answers. It feels like you’ve earned that moment where she gasps as you shove it deep and you don’t pull out, she tightens around you, and the screen shows her getting a sticky creampie like a reward screen gone very wrong. I kinda wish the questions got even nastier or more twisted as you go, but they stay in this strange mix of normal trivia and random bullshit. Anyway, it ends up feeling like Pornhub and a school exam had a baby, and that baby really wants you to cum on your teacher’s face for getting a perfect score.

Office bathroom review here. Phone in one hand, other hand... anyway. This thing is basically Jasmine fanfiction that forgot it’s supposed to be classy and just went full trashy, in a good way and also in a weird way. You load it up and she’s there in that not-quite-Disney outfit, boobs way bigger than they have any right to be, ass spilling out, with that smug princess face like she knows you’re already hard at your desk. The whole thing happens at night, kind of like somebody turned Agrabah into a cheap porn set. It’s funny because the background tries to look a bit romantic, like moonlight and exotic palace vibe, and then you’re immediately dragging your mouse over her tits like some horny caveman. Very elegant. Totally not elegant.

There isn’t a big story, which is nice actually, no bullshit walls of text, it’s straight to “touch here, touch there, watch what happens”. You poke her, squeeze her, rub her, and the game reacts in that typical meet n fuck style. Her chest doesn’t just bounce, it feels like it grows over the scene, like each new moan is another cup size. Same with her ass, like it’s trying to steal the whole screen. There was one moment where I focused only on her boobs for too long, and suddenly her reactions changed and she starts begging for more, legs opening in that animated “okay, you win” way. I almost laughed, because it felt like those old Flash games where nothing is subtle, everything is exaggerated to hell. Then I went right back to clicking her pussy so, yeah.

What I liked most is that she doesn’t act like some shy princess, she’s basically a porn star with Jasmine’s face and hair slapped on, big brown eyes, dark hair over her shoulders, and just totally into getting filled. You tease her enough, she spreads those legs, your cock slides in, and the animation really wants you to watch every second of it. There are these little variations in how the cumshot looks, inside and on her, that I wasn’t expecting from something this dumb, and I ended up replaying just to see her reaction when you cum inside her ass instead of her pussy. Sometimes her voice feels a bit too soft for how slutty they write her, like the audio and visuals are from two different fantasies, but I kinda liked that too. Also her waist is too tiny, it broke my brain for a second, then I zoomed right back on her huge boobs, because priorities. My only real complaint is the game pretends like you need “skill” with your hands, but honestly you just end up frantically rubbing your mousepad like a maniac in Excel-hiding mode, hoping nobody walks behind you while cartoon Jasmine is moaning for your big cock on full volume because you forgot your headphones again.