Vault Wanderer is one of those horny little parody projects that feels like it started as a shitpost between friends on Discord and somehow became an actual game. You play this guy who crawls out of a comfy underground vault into a wasteland that is less about radiation and more about who is fucking who, and with what. The whole thing mixes classic turn based RPG combat with stupid jokes and very explicit scenes that just kind of slam into you out of nowhere. One second you are clicking through some goofy dialogue about bottle caps, the next you are watching a futa raider get her dick sucked in a surprisingly long animated loop while your character pretends he is not into it. The game loves voyeurism like crazy. Almost every location has some “oops I walked in on them” moment, except it is never really an accident and everybody is cool with you standing in the corner jerking off. Or pretending to “research.” The writing knows exactly what it is doing: it makes fun of the wasteland clichés, then uses the same clichés to justify a harem route where every big tits, big ass, wrong-race-for-this-town waifu somehow ends up in your camp.

What surprised me most is how messy but confident the sandbox structure is. You are just dropped on the surface with this point and click map and told to explore, and the game absolutely does not care if you go straight to a lesbian futa bar and stall your “main quest” for two hours doing nothing except footjobs and blowjobs in different outfits. There is real RPG stuff happening in the background: stats, turn based fights, random encounters that sometimes end in actual combat and sometimes turn straight into oral sex scenes if you pick the horny dialogue option. I lost one fight because I was too distracted watching the enemy’s boobs bounce in the attack animation, which is a stupid reason to reload, but here we are. The art is simple 2D CG but the animations have just enough motion to make the scenes feel alive without turning into weird rubber people. Some of the interracial setups are actually hot, then the game drops a joke so bad it short circuits the mood and you kind of hate it for ten seconds, until the next harem scene where three girls are roleplaying “capturing” you and you forget you were mad. The mobile support is oddly good too; I tried it on my phone while half-slouching on the couch with Chrome open and it ran smoother than some serious games on Steam. Sometimes the text spacing gets fucked on smaller screens and nobody bothered to fix it, which annoyed me for like a full minute while I was trying to read a masturbation scene and the last line wrapped in a stupid way, and then I clicked next and forgot. That is basically the whole vibe here: horny, rough around edges, a little broken, but when the wasteland mommy with huge boobs kneels down for oral and the camera zooms in just right, your brain stops caring about polish completely.

This one hits that weird place in the brain where horny and anxious sit at the same table and smoke together. You’re this pretty normal dude, married to this goth catgirl, Katherine, and she’s soft and sweet and stacked in all the right places, but your brain is rotting from this one fantasy you keep pushing down: you want to watch her get fucked by other people. Not stolen from you, not stolen forever, just… used in front of you. It’s not romantic, it’s not wholesome, it’s messy and a bit cruel, and the game doesn’t pretend otherwise. It starts small, like gentle teasing and talking about porn and who she’d “hypothetically” fuck, and then it kind of slides downhill into collars, toys, and way too many hands on her at once. There is kissing, there is groping, there is that slow moment when another guy’s fingers are spreading her while you just sit and listen to the wet sounds and you’re not sure if you hate yourself for liking it. The audio styling in my head went crazy there, like one of those TikTok ear-cleaning ASMRs but filthy.

Katherine herself looks like she would moan nicely directly into a high-end mic: big boobs that don’t care about gravity, thick ass, stockings, that smug little fang and cat ears that twitch when she starts to enjoy something she “definitely didn’t agree to like this much.” Sometimes she’s playful dom, sitting on your lap and asking if you want to see her take a bigger cock than yours, sometimes she’s the one getting dominated, pinned by some muscular stranger or even these non-human guys, claws and tails and too many teeth. The whole thing has this monster girl / furry spice without going full nonsense; like, she is still very much a soft wife you can cuddle, but then she’s gagging on another guy’s cock while you are forced to watch, and you hear the slurping and choking in your head like a cheap but effective ASMR audio on Pornhub. I liked the group scenes way more than I wanted: big bodies crowding around her, tits bouncing, hands spreading her pussy while someone rubs her throat from the outside because they’re buried so deep in her mouth. There’s one part where they titfuck her until she’s covered in cum and she looks at you with that “you asked for this” expression that honestly hits harder than any orgasm. And then there is a scene with sex toys where they use a vibrator on her clit while you only get to hold her hand, like some kind of pervert emotional support animal.

What surprised me a bit is how it actually stays focused on your fetish instead of turning into generic harem porn; you are in the room. You are not the hero, not really, more like the audience with a marriage certificate. Watching her sit between two guys, one in her mouth, one in her pussy, and she still calls your name, that hits strange. There is some interracial heat, darker skin, different body types, and her pale goth curves between them, and it makes the contrasts really obvious in a good way. The neko thing is used nicely too, little tail grabs, someone pulling on her ears while she’s riding. I kinda wish the game had more real sound design, like proper ear-licking style moans, but also I know it would probably ruin it with bad looping, so whatever, I’ll complain and still enjoy. The femdom flavor shows up when she makes you sit and not touch your dick while others touch her everywhere, and I swear it feels like one of those “don’t move” ASMR triggers where the whole tension is in your shoulders and crotch. You get scenes of straight vaginal sex, flashy oral, messy group sex, a bit of swinging and even that quiet moment after, where she’s covered in cum and curls up to you, purring like a cat that just clawed your favorite couch. And yeah, the UI click sound annoyed me after a while and I kept waiting for a toggle that I never found, but I just pretended it was like someone tapping a mic before whispering filth into it and somehow that worked.

Jacob’s life is already a mess before his cock starts causing problems. He’s stuck in a tiny house with a mom who acts more like a drill sergeant than a parent, always on his ass about every little thing, and then the doctor drops this brilliant “you need to measure your cum every day” routine on him. It sounds like a porn setup because it basically is one, but the game plays it dead serious at first, like it’s actually medical. The first time he has to ask his mom to help because he “can’t reach the measuring cup properly” is the point where you realize this story is not going to stay innocent for long. She keeps trying to be distant and strict, snapping at him, but then you notice how long her eyes stay on his lap, or how she adjusts her blouse once his dick starts hardening through the sheets. It’s slow, but you feel it. The tension is heavy and awkward and hot, in that “I really shouldn’t be turned on by this” way.

What sells it is how much the game likes to tease. Since it’s kinetic, you’re not choosing anything, you’re just locked into watching Jacob get dragged along by events he clearly isn’t ready for. His mom is the classic thick milf: big ass that stretches her skirt when she leans over the table, tits that absolutely do not fit normal buttons, and this cold, bossy tone that just gets worse the more he admits he needs her help. That first “examination” on the bed, where she puts on these fake latex gloves like it’s a hospital, then wraps her hand around his shaft and pretends it’s “only for your health”, is exactly the kind of shit the game is good at. She starts with a basic handjob, all controlled, counting the strokes, telling him not to cum yet. When she finally lets him finish, she’s holding the cup right at the tip, watching every drop like she’s checking engine oil. You can tell she’s trying to keep her breathing normal but failing a bit. Later scenes crank it up: the titfuck on the couch when she “tests a different position”, pressing those big tits around him while keeping this cold, clinical voice, is ridiculous in the best way. And the oral scene where she “has to make sure none is wasted” after he overfills the cup is just straight up filthy, because she still pretends she’s doing him a favor while basically swallowing his entire load. The game swings between weirdly sweet moments, like Jacob desperately wanting her to actually hug him instead of just jerk him off, and full-on female domination, where she grabs his balls when he complains and tells him he’s lucky she even touches him at all. There are little romance sparks too, buried under all the taboo and guilt, which almost feels wrong in this context but also keeps you reading to see how far she’ll go and how much he’ll let her do to him.

Kinoff City looks all fancy on the tourist posters, rainbow flags and smiling faces, but when you drop into Stronger Bonds it hits more like some horny soap opera that got hijacked by horny rhinos with way too much baggage. You play as Samson, this huge, broad-shouldered rhinoceros cop who just landed the job of police chief in the so-called gay capital. Big uniform, bigger ego, and a past that’s a total mess. He’s not just here to write tickets. He’s stomping around the city, poking his nose into clubs, gyms, back alleys, and “private” apartments, trying to bring order to a place that doesn’t really want to behave. The whole city basically looks at him and thinks “strict daddy who needs to loosen up”. Which, yeah, the game makes sure he does. Slowly. With a lot of dick.

What makes it fun is how the story keeps mixing heavy drama with horny bullshit. One minute Samson is remembering his dead wife or how he screamed at his four sons until they ran away, next minute you’re in a locker room with a cocky lion officer testing his “respect for authority” with his tongue buried in Samson’s lap. Sex scenes feel like arguments that turn into blowjobs. Fights that end with someone bent over a desk. When Samson pulls rank, he really pulls it. The male domination vibe hits hard, especially when he’s in full uniform, hand on the suspect’s neck, using his weight to pin them and then they’re suddenly gasping with his cock deep in their throat. A lot of oral, a lot of “you’re gonna take all of it” energy. And the game doesn’t pretend these guys are shy. Asses are big, heavy, shaking against his hips, tails lifted, begging for anal while still pretending they’re too proud for it. You get those slow scenes where he pushes in, inch by inch, and the other guy’s talking tough but his back keeps arching and you know he’s gone.

The tension with his sons sits in the background and keeps poking at you. They’re in the city, hiding, watching what kind of man he is now. Sometimes you think you’re just lining up another hookup, then the dialog drops something small, like “you sound like my old man”, and it hits you that these boys grew up under his old, harsh version. Harry, the younger brother, is like this sweet disaster trying to keep Samson from falling apart again, but he’s also a horny rhino in a very gay city. He jokes, flirts, shoves Samson toward guys who clearly want to get pounded by a chief who doesn’t know the meaning of “gentle”. The mobile format actually works: playing on the train with headphones, pretending you’re reading news on Chrome while Samson is railroading some smug fox over the squad car hood is a special kind of shame. I even almost tapped the wrong icon and opened WhatsApp while a scene had Samson tongue-deep under a wolf’s tail, which would have been hard to explain. The game is messy, emotional, sometimes melodramatic, sometimes just “shut up and suck me”, but that combo of family guilt, city secrets, and a hulking rhino cop using his authority to breed half the gay capital into submission sticks in your head way longer than it should.