This thing feels like someone took a cheap summer porn comic, left it in the sun on some random tropical island, then tried to turn it into a game after getting drunk on hotel piña coladas. You arrive at this resort where Joy runs the place, and the whole vibe is “vacation where nobody wears proper clothes and everybody pretends this is normal”. You click a bit, suddenly you’re getting a blowjob near the pool, then a handjob in the bar storage, then fucking some milf in a bungalow with the fan squeaking louder than her. That fan sound annoyed me way too much, by the way, and I still kinda hate it. The loop is simple as hell: find a girl, click to flirt, click more, now she’s on her knees or bent over a balcony with her tits bouncing while the ocean is in the background like a cheesy music video. It’s not subtle at all. But the funny part is, it doesn’t even try to be subtle, and somehow that’s kind of honest.

I’m pretty picky with soundtracks, I collect chiptune tracks and old OSTs like a hoarder, so when I open an adult game and it just has some stock tropical lounge loop, I roll my eyes. Here, the music is whatever, but because the scenes are animated, your brain kind of tunes it out. The animations are actually smoother than they deserve to be for something this braindead. You got these big tit girls in tiny resort outfits, asses that look like they were inflated in Blender, and the classic vacation palette everywhere. One minute you’re watching a milf riding you on a beach chair with sand probably going in places it should not, next minute you’re pounding her from behind in this hotel room that looks like it came from a midrange booking.com listing. I like that, actually. Porny, but not ridiculous sci fi stuff. At the same time, every girl has the same porn logic: two clicks of teasing, maybe a line like “you’re so bad, someone might see us” and then boom, she’s sucking your cock like she got paid for a full hour. Which is hot, yeah, but also, it kills any tension if you care about buildup at all. Though I say that and then still skip half the dialog to reach the anal scene on the sunbed.

There was this moment at the pool bar where I clicked through too fast, and suddenly I’m getting a sloppy blowjob under the counter while the bartender is “not noticing”. The animation loops, her head bobbing, your cum shot triggers, and I literally thought of old SNES games where sprite animations looped a bit too obviously. Except here it’s your dick. And I kinda grinned like an idiot, because it reminded me of playing old ROMs in RetroArch while listening to chip covers of eurodance tracks. Totally different genre, same brain tick. The game is stupidly straightforward, it’s basically a sex buffet: big ass, big tits, oral, vaginal, anal, some handjob foreplay if you click a different option, all dressed up in palm trees and resort uniforms. Sometimes the angles are great, like when you’re fucking a girl from behind on the balcony and the sea is framed perfectly behind her ass. Sometimes the camera goes all weird and you mostly see shoulder and hair and you’re like “move a bit, I want to see the action, not your spine.” There is no romance, no shame, no real story, just a vacation where you are the walking hard-on that everyone is apparently waiting for. And I swear there was one scene I wanted to replay and I couldn’t find it again because I forgot which area I clicked, and that annoyed me more than it should have, but then a different milf bent over a sun lounger and I kinda forgot what I was looking for.

This thing starts like a horny soap opera where the camera forgot to cut and just keeps staring. You’re this awkward dude with some “mysterious problem” that the game keeps waving in your face but doesn’t really explain at first, and suddenly you’re working as a domestic helper in a house full of women who clearly never heard about personal boundaries. It acts like it’s about “love” and “blessings”, but in practice it’s about trying not to lose your mind when a stacked milf leans over you to “show you how to clean properly” and her tits are right there, animated and jiggling like they got their own physics degree. Scenes love that slow tease, where she pretends it’s normal to press that big ass against your crotch while she asks about your day. And obviously the guy just stands there, rock hard, pretending to be polite. Relatable in the worst way. I actually laughed when the first groping scene happens, because it’s half “no, I’m shy” and half “let me just keep my hand there for three full dialogue boxes”. The game thinks it’s subtle. It’s not.

The house setup is basically harem-by-accident, except it’s not an accident at all and everyone knows what’s going on but still keeps talking like this is normal employment. Each woman has her own style of teasing: one does the full-on mom energy with soft voice and huge tits pressing on your shoulder when she’s “worried about you”, another just walks around like her clothes are a suggestion and sits in ways that make you stare at her panties, and the third acts cold and annoyed until she suddenly starts grinding on your lap because she “needs some help relaxing”. The 2dcg has that mobile-friendly look, simple enough that it runs fine on my old phone, but they at least bothered to animate the good parts: hips slowly rolling when she rides you, nipples bouncing when she climbs on top, that little shiver in her ass when you grab it. Some of the looped animations are janky and keep restarting at weird times, like you’re stuck in a GIF, but honestly it kind of fits the vibe of a horny dude replaying the same memory in his head. Text boxes sometimes lag on Chrome for Android for no reason and it pisses me off more than it should, because you’re about to nut and instead you’re tapping the screen like a maniac. Still, the way they mix teasing and payoff is addictive as hell; you keep telling yourself you’ll just check one more event, then suddenly it’s another blowjob scene where she pretends she’s only “helping with your condition” while drool runs down her chin. The game talks about romance and marriage and “finding real love”, but every choice feels like a different flavor of being buried in milfs who want your cock, and honestly, that’s not a complaint. Or maybe it is. I’m not sure anymore.

Ezio looks like the kind of idiot who installs TikTok for “research”, and somehow that’s exactly why this game works. You’re dropped into this school-life sandbox where everyone pretending to be normal, except Ezio and his sister are walking around with animal ears like it’s nothing. Well, she’s not “nothing” about it at all. Margaret is loaded with this ugly little self-hate complex, hiding her ears, her tail, her whole body language, and you can literally watch her freeze up when other students stare for half a second too long. Then you remember you’re controlling the same guy who stares at her reflection in the bathroom mirror like he’s discovered porn for the first time. He’s peeking through doors, catching her changing, jerking off afterward like it’s just part of the morning routine. The game doesn’t try to justify it with some deep lore, it just leans straight into “yeah, this dude is kinda fucked up and also horny as hell.” And it’s really funny, in a shitty, very human way, how often he tries to “help” her with her insecurities and it ends with him mentally undressing her instead.

The voyeur stuff hits fast. You’re in the house, you start learning which rooms creak, where the camera angles let you see a bit too much thigh, when she forgets to lock the bathroom door. There was one moment where I sent Ezio back to his room, opened his phone, and he starts scrolling like he’s bored, but he clearly can’t stop thinking about how her towel slipped earlier. Next thing, he’s grabbing lube from the drawer you didn’t even notice before, and the game just lets you sit there watching him masturbate to this totally ordinary memory of his own sister. No big build-up, no fanfare, just “yeah, he’s doing that now.” It almost feels worse when the scene is quiet. Then at school, you’re walking down the corridor, surrounded by normal students, normal uniforms, and your brain suddenly remembers the way Margaret’s ears twitch when she gets flustered and now every dialogue choice feels like you’re testing how far you can push her. She bends over a desk for something, and the camera lingers exactly long enough that you feel like a creep, but not long enough to click away. The big ass, the big tits, the monster-girl vibe, it’s all right there, but wrapped into this slow, teasing pacing where you start craving the next “accident” more than the actual sex scene. There is one dumb tiny thing that annoyed me: the text box spacing is just a little off, like two pixels too high or something, and my eyes kept going “what is wrong” every time a new line popped, and of course the game never cares about that at all and just keeps throwing horny brother-brain at you until you forget you were even annoyed.

This thing feels like someone grabbed a horny power fantasy manga, shook it until all the subtlety fell out, then clicked “next page” until only sex and awkward pauses were left. You play a guy who’s very obviously written by a dude who grew up on eroge and hentai scans, but in a good way. He has that “I swear I’m normal but everything around me is ridiculously hot” energy. The story pretends to care about plot, something about normal life going messy, but it’s basically an excuse to drop you into scenes where every woman you meet looks like she escaped from a doujin circle that only draws big tits and big asses. No slow burn. No “will they, won’t they”. It goes straight into “of course they will, and you’re going to watch every second of it.”

What I like is that the game doesn’t even try to hide what it is. There’s no fake moral lesson, no deep trauma talk, just “here’s a guy surrounded by women who keep teasing him, now watch what happens.” The teasing is constant too. You get that classic thing where a girl “accidentally” bends over too close, or you catch someone half naked in a room she swears you weren’t supposed to see, and the camera just stays there a little too long. It feels like a hentai artist directing a soap opera. There’s a scene where one of the girls is pretending to ignore you while she’s obviously touching herself in the shower and the MC is basically frozen, staring like a total creep, and the game treats it like the most normal thing. You feel a bit dirty, but you still don’t skip. Then later you end up inside her anyway, because of course you do. This is the kind of game where masturbation scenes don’t feel like warmup, they feel like the main event, and then actual sex is just the bonus prize on top. One moment you’re watching someone secretly rubbing herself while thinking about you, the next moment you have her on her knees, mouth full, eyes watering, and the story pretends it’s a natural step in character development. It isn’t, but you won’t complain. The erotic pacing is weirdly good for something that pretends to be a “novel”. You don’t really choose anything, you just let the story drag you from blowjob to voyeur moment to vaginal pounding to creampie like it’s all one big scene that forgot to breathe. When the harem vibe fully kicks in and multiple girls are orbiting around you, it stops feeling realistic at all and starts feeling like one of those degenerate manga arcs where everyone already accepted that you’re the main dick of the universe, they’re just negotiating who gets it next.

What stuck with me more than anything is how unapologetically horny every angle is. This is a kinetic story, so you’re mostly just clicking, but the way it lingers on curves is basically porn-level camerawork. Breasts are always a bit too big for the clothes they’re in, asses take up half the frame when a girl walks away, and the orgasms are not shy. Creampie shots are treated like signature moves. It really feels like the dev wanted to win some fake award like “Most Shameless Internal Cumshots of the Year” and honestly they might. There’s one scene where you’re buried inside a girl from behind, her ass swallowing your view while she tries to muffle her moans, and the second you finish inside her the game just zooms in like it wants to make sure you understand exactly where everything went. It’s obscene in that very specific hentai way where you almost laugh at how much attention they give to fluids, but you’re also not looking away. The voyeur bits help a lot too: catching a girl sucking on her own fingers while she slides them between her legs, or watching from a half-open door while another one rides her own hand, biting her lip and whispering your name. No blinking “choice” buttons, no morality system, just you, your dick, and a parade of girls who are way too into you. It feels trashy, cheap, and absolutely on purpose, like reading a smutty manga in the bathroom and pretending it’s literature. Which it kind of is. Just very sticky literature.