Infinity Crisis Island feels like somebody ripped pages from Marvel and DC comics, spilled lube on them, then said “ok, what if all this was a horny HR problem.” You’re basically the guy (or whatever) in charge of keeping a whole island of overpowered freaks, green muscle goddesses and tight-suited thieves from tearing the place apart… unless you want them to. It’s half superhero office sim, half porn parody, and it never pretends to be serious for even one second. One moment you’re checking some fake “threat level” meter, next moment you’re in a meeting room trying to convince a towering She-Hulk style muscle babe that punching villains is fine, but punching holes in the beds again is blowing the budget. She’s standing there in a bikini that looks like it’s begging for mercy, abs and veins popping, giving you that look like she knows exactly how easily she could fold you over the desk, and the text gives you the choice between “discipline her” and “encourage her unique talents.” You already know both options end with you under her, just in different positions.

The writing leans into the parody hard. There’s a sneaky cat burglar in a catsuit that is legally not Catwoman but yeah, it’s Catwoman. She slinks around the island, keeps “losing” her mask in your office, and there’s one scene where she’s tied to an interrogation chair, pretending to be all tough, and you can switch from “good cop” to “pervert cop” in like two clicks. Dialogue swings from comic-book quips to straight up filthy roleplay. She taunts you with “that all you got, manager?” while you scroll through options that sound like they were written by someone who reads way too much hentai on their commute. There are dumb little choices like whether you sign her “reform contract” with a normal pen or with some ridiculous magic energy device that of course fries her suit and leaves her half naked, pressed tight to the screen. The game knows exactly what it’s doing and just keeps winking at you, but not in that smug Marvel movie way, more like a horny doujin artist who also happens to know how spreadsheets work.

What I really noticed is how the whole “manager” thing quietly controls the pacing of the sex scenes. You get these report screens, fake incident logs, and suddenly it throws a “disciplinary session scheduled” popup at you like it’s Google Calendar except the meeting room is a reinforced dungeon and the “team building exercise” is you testing how long a super-strong green giantess can keep you pinned while you try to reason with her. The scenes are long, really dialog heavy, with just enough game logic sprinkled in to make you feel like your choices do something, even if mostly they just change who is on top and how broken their costume gets. Sometimes there’s this tiny little stat change and you catch yourself actually hovering the mouse, thinking “ok do I want her more obedient or more feral for the next scene?” Then you realize you’ve been staring at the same frame of her flexing thighs for like five minutes. There is one notification sound that pops up every time you trigger a new “crisis” and it drove me insane, some cheap little blip that feels like a phone game ad, but I still didn’t mute it. Also the humor is hit and miss: one moment you get a brilliant line about superhero union rules, next moment it tosses in a meme from like 2016 and you just cringe and click past it. But then the next crisis pops, a “containment breach” that is basically code for “someone horny in the showers again,” and you forget you were annoyed, because the game hits you with another ridiculous scenario like mediating a contract dispute where the only negotiation tool you have left is your tongue.

Infinity Crisis Island feels like someone mashed together horny fanart from Reddit, a Ren’Py starter project, and a beach episode from every Marvel/DC cartoon, then forgot to put on the brakes. You’re the owner of this stupidly nice beach house on a tropical island, and heroes from both universes just kind of… show up. Not with epic plots, not with world saving, just with tight bikinis and way too much pent-up energy. The first one to crash at your place is She-Hulk, and she’s exactly the kind of big green problem you don’t try to fix. Thick ass, huge tits squeezed in a swimsuit that looks like it lost the fight, muscles everywhere, but the game leans hard into her being chill and playful instead of just “angry monster lady”. It’s not subtle at all, and that’s part of the fun. You pick your character, slap a name on him, and start trying to talk your way into her pants, and the writing is simple but horny in a very direct way. No long fake-deep monologues, just choices like “be a cocky bastard” or “pretend you’re a gentleman” and hoping she likes that vibe.

The UI looks like classic Ren’Py stuff, very basic, but it runs smooth on both laptop and phone. I tested it in Chrome on Android while pretending to “check Slack” and it never lagged or broke. Dialog pops fast, the click-to-advance pace feels good when you’re one-handed and impatient. The art is honestly the main reason to stay. She-Hulk is drawn thick as hell, with that big green ass taking half the screen sometimes, and there’s this funny contrast of comic-book cosplay and outright porn. You get kissing scenes that start kind of sweet, then just escalate into handjob under the swimsuit, then blowjob with drool everywhere, then full-on pussy pounding and creampies that leave her looking used but still teasing you. The game doesn’t shy away from cum shots at all; there’s plenty of white mess, mouth full, tits covered, thick ropes sliding down abs. Titfucks are there too, and not the lazy “two frames and done” kind. She pushes her huge boobs together, your cock slides between, and the camera angle sells the fantasy way better than I expected for a parody VN.

What actually surprised me is how the choices mess with the mood. You can play her like some raging monster who just wants to be fucked hard, or lean into her being laid back and flirty, and the sex scenes adjust their tone. Same positions, same basic events, but the way she talks changes a lot. Sometimes she’s talking shit, calling you out on being a perv, sometimes she’s more like “yeah, I needed this, keep going”, and that does a lot for the vibe. The game also likes to tease you with wrong answers that don’t fully lock you out, just slow things down, which is actually hotter in some routes. There’s one moment where you go from joking banter on the beach to her pinning you to the couch and grinding that big green pussy on your cock through your trunks, and it feels earned because of how you talked to her before. It’s still simple, it’s not Persona, but for a short horny parody it hits way better than it has any right to. Just don’t expect any deep narrative about superheroes or some multiverse crisis. The “crisis” is basically “can your dick keep up with a green amazon who wants anal, a creampie, and maybe a second round if you don’t talk like an idiot.” And honestly, that’s enough.

Dickboy's got problems, and honestly, so does this game. The whole premise revolves around this wannabe hero stumbling through Gotham trying to collect random shit in the right order - sounds simple enough until you realize the game's logic makes about as much sense as Batman's tax returns. You'll spend half your time clicking everything like a maniac because the sequence requirements are more cryptic than Riddler's worst puzzles.

But here's where it gets interesting - the character encounters are surprisingly well done for something this janky. Poison Ivy shows up looking absolutely fuckable with her green skin glistening, and when Catwoman slinks onto screen... damn. The art style reminded me of those old Newgrounds animations, except with way more explicit content and less coherent storytelling. Robin makes an appearance too, though I'm not sure why anyone thought that was necessary. The sex scenes themselves are pretty raw - no fancy animations here, just straight-up hardcore action that doesn't pretend to be anything more sophisticated than it is.

What really caught me off guard was how much I ended up enjoying the puzzle aspect, even though I just complained about it. Yeah, the item collection is frustrating as hell, but there's something satisfying about finally cracking the code and watching Dickboy get his reward. The dialogue is cheesy enough to be entertaining without being completely cringe, and Harley Quinn's scenes are particularly wild - she brings that chaotic energy you'd expect. The whole thing feels like someone's fever dream interpretation of DC characters, which honestly works better than it should. Just don't expect any deep gameplay mechanics or stunning production values. Sometimes you want a quick, dirty parody that doesn't take itself seriously, and this delivers exactly that experience.

Beast Boy's always been the comic relief of the Titans, right? Well, this visual novel takes that green shapeshifter and throws him into situations where his animal instincts aren't exactly PG-rated anymore. The whole "embracing his animal side" thing gets pretty literal when you're making choices about how far he'll push his powers with the ladies around him. And by ladies, I mean basically every female character from DC you can think of - Harley Quinn's there doing her crazy thing, Supergirl's got that innocent act going until she doesn't, and don't even get me started on what happens when Poison Ivy shows up. The corruption mechanics work through Beast Boy's transformations, where different animal forms unlock different... let's call them "interaction options" with each character.

What caught me off guard was how the game handles the power dynamics. Sometimes Beast Boy's the one calling the shots, using his abilities to get what he wants, but then you'll hit a scene where someone like Catwoman flips the script entirely and suddenly he's the one getting dominated. The lactation scenes with Power Girl were completely unexpected - like, who thought of that combination? But somehow it works in this weird universe they've created. The AI-generated artwork is hit or miss though, sometimes the proportions get absolutely ridiculous even by comic book standards, and Beast Boy's face occasionally looks like he's having an existential crisis mid-transformation.

The multiple endings thing is where it gets interesting because your choices about which animal forms to use actually matter for the story branches. Go full predator mode and you get the darker corruption routes, stick to gentler animals and you unlock the more romantic paths. Though honestly, the line between "romantic" and "completely fucked up" gets pretty blurry when tentacles are involved. The Raven storyline especially goes places that made me question my own kinks, but in a good way? Maybe? Look, if you're into transformation stuff and DC parodies, just prepare for some wild rides.