It’s weird how this game starts like it’s pretending to care about plot. You think it’s about Tsunade gambling again, being her usual chaotic self, but nah - two minutes in and it just throws you into the mess. There’s this sense of shameless humor I kinda liked; it doesn’t even try to justify anything. She owes money, her solution involves clones, and everyone’s naked before you can blink. The sound effects are ridiculous - like someone mixed old arcade bleeps with wet noises, and somehow it works. I laughed, then got turned on, then laughed again. The rhythm feels accidental, like a loop someone forgot to trim, but that’s part of the charm. You can almost imagine some guy in 2008 coding it while blasting Eurobeat in the background.

What I didn’t expect was how expressive the faces are. Not polished, but raw in that flash‑era way where every exaggerated blink feels hand‑made. Tsunade’s boobs take up half the screen, sure, but her grin sells it more than the physics. I caught myself clicking too fast just to see if the clones would glitch out - and they did, kind of melting together mid‑animation. It’s oddly beautiful, like a broken GIF that refuses to die. The Raikage scene hits different - too fast, too much flexing, but there’s this energy, like two powerhouses trying to out‑moan each other. I remember thinking, “this shouldn’t be hot,” and yet.

Story? Barely there. But the pacing keeps you hooked, because it’s never just sex - it’s comedy wrapped around sweat. I like that it doesn’t moralize; it just exists, messy and loud. The cumshot ending lands with a splat that feels almost celebratory. Would I call it art? Maybe not. But it’s got that same rough soul as old chiptunes - imperfect loops, dirty fun, no pretense. You finish it and kinda want to replay, even though you know every beat. Maybe that’s nostalgia, or maybe I’m just into stupidly honest smut. Either way, it lingers.

Katarina in this game is that one toxic ex in League who somehow still owns your brain, except here she is on your lap, in your face, on your screen, everywhere. Not the knife-throwing version, but the "I got bored before the match so I’m gonna hunt some cock" version. The whole thing is built around this tiny slice of pre-battle time, like that moment in champ select where chat is flaming, but instead of dodging queue, Garen is dodging her boobs and losing hard. You basically get her in full redhead glory, that smug look that says she already won before you touch anything. It feels like the dev just went, "forget plot, here’s Katarina’s tits, do your worst," and honestly, they were correct and also completely wrong at same time.

What I like is how they play her personality with the POV stuff. You’re right there, like you’re the "lucky idiot" in Garen’s armor, and she knows she has you. She leans in, hair falling over her face, breasts right in front of your "camera", and she gives that fake innocent smile that every Katarina main uses before they KS your pentakill. Then she drops and starts working your shaft with her boobs, slow at first, pushing them together like she is testing your self control. It’s not just some random movement. There’s this one small animation where she squeezes her tits tighter and tilts her head up to look at you, red hair stuck to her cheek, like she is checking if you’re about to explode or still pretending to be Demacia noble. That stupid little eye glance hit harder than some full sex scenes from other games. Also her boobs jiggle in a way that made me pause, rewind, watch again. And again. And then get annoyed because her left nipple looks slightly off in one angle and my brain could not unsee it after.

The whole thing is basically one long titfuck, but it feels like the dev actually understood why paizuri is hot and not just "stick dick between boobs, done". She changes pace, uses spit, presses them so tight your screen almost feels heavy, then loosens, lets the tip slide up so it taps near her mouth, then drags it back down between her breasts. You get that sloppy sound when she speeds up, with her hair bouncing and that red fringe getting stuck on her sweaty skin. At some point she looks almost annoyed, like "why you not cum yet, idiot", and then she just goes full tryhard like a Katarina who finally got her reset mid fight. The facial at the end is messy as hell, thick cum running from her forehead down over one closed eye, dripping over her nose onto her tits, pooling between them. She even smears it on her boobs with her fingers like she’s proud of the mess, then gives this half-smirk like she already queued for the next match. I hate admitting it, but for a simple porn game about one redhead abusing her boobs on your cock, it made all those other LoL porn parodies feel kinda lazy, even if here there is basically zero actual "game", just you, her, and the most stubborn Demacian load in Runeterra.

Jessica Albert is already sprawled on the sofa, her pigtails messy and inviting as she waits for you to take control. No need for sweet talk or slow seduction - she’s primed and hungry for your raw desire tonight. Slide your fingers over her soft tits, teasing those sensitive buds until they’re swollen and aching. Strip off her delicate panties and expose that wet heat just waiting for you to claim. Your mission is simple – fuck her hard and fast or take your time driving her wild with varying rhythm and pace. When you feel the pressure building, pull back and shoot your thick load inside her tight cunt, filling her with your warm cum. If you prefer, aim your release over her tits and pretty face, covering her skin with your thick jism as she trembles in pleasure. This isn’t just a one-time thrill – replay the game to explore different ways of dominating Jessica, changing your moves and tactics with every session. In this hentai manga-inspired adventure, Jessica Albert is your willing prey, tied up and trembling under your control, ready to swallow your pop-shots without hesitation. Every dirty detail is designed to pull you deeper into this explicit world where Jessica lives only to satisfy your brutal lust.

Makoto Nanaya on her knees is already a mood, but this little blowjob toy goes straight past “haha furry titty squirrel” and lands in that lazy horny zone where you’re half using one hand on the mouse and half scrolling Discord on your phone. It’s literally just her face, one big cock, and a couple of buttons that do all the real work. You don’t need a guide, you don’t need a wiki, you just poke stuff until she starts slobbering like she’s trying to unlock a hidden costume in her throat. The first time I clicked the lick setting and watched her tongue go from shy little kitten laps to “I’m cleaning a popsicle I dropped on the floor,” I actually stopped a second and thought, ok, this is stupidly hot for something that’s basically a squirrel girl stress ball for your dick.

What sells it is how focused it is. No story dump, no ten menus, no fake “RPG” crap. You show up, Makoto’s already in worship mode, ears twitching, tail in the background, eyes locked on that shaft like it insulted Kokonoe. You tap a control, she switches from soft licking to honest full-mouth worship, then you tap again and suddenly she’s taking it deeper, cheeks bulging, drool spilling down her chin. It’s uncomfortably close to Super Deepthroat, yeah, like that cousin who “didn’t copy your homework, just changed some words,” but seeing an actual recognizable character from Blazblue there, with those dumb cute fangy lips wrapped around you, hits different. When you push her into deepthroat and she struggles a bit, then settles into this messy rhythm, swallowing down spit and pre like it’s a training exercise, you start feeling like you’re bullying a fighting game mascot and somehow that’s exactly what the brain worms wanted.

There’s not much to “do” on paper, but the small stuff works. Tapping between licking and full-on sucking mid-stroke, watching her reaction change when you speed up the thrust, playing chicken with her gag point to see how far into that tight little squirrel throat you can slam it before her eyes get watery. The cumshot is the obvious big finish, shooting straight down her throat while she chokes and then swallows like a good girl, and yeah, it’s hot as hell. But honestly, I kinda like the slower runs more, when you just keep her at this edge where she’s breathing through her nose, lips stretched, tongue pinned, taking every twitch and drip, then pull back and make her lick it clean again. It’s scuffed, options are barebones, there’s no huge customization, and yet here I am, going back to watch this neko-ish fluffball work my imaginary cock like it’s her new main job. I don’t even main Makoto in Blazblue, but after this, pretending she’s not built to swallow loads on command feels like lying to myself.