So this game basically throws you onto some magical anime girl island after you get horny and follow some chick with a fat ass - yeah that's literally the setup and honestly? It works. Don't Toy With Me is one of those sandbox harem deals where you're surrounded by every waifu you've ever jerked off to, from Hinata's massive tits to Zero Two's perfect curves. The whole thing feels like someone's wet dream made manifest, which I guess it literally is according to the dev.

The variety is insane though - you got your shy Hinata types, your bratty Nagatoro energy, thicc One Piece girls like Robin and Nami, plus a bunch of others I recognized but can't remember the names of right now. Each girl has their own little personality quirks and the interactions feel pretty natural for what they are. Like when you're chatting with Nagatoro she's actually being a teasing bitch instead of just generic anime girl #47. The sex scenes are animated which is nice, lots of titfucks and creampies and the usual stuff you'd expect. Some of the girls look a bit young but that's anime for you I guess? The ahegao faces during climax scenes are chef's kiss though.

What bugs me is the school setting feels kinda pointless - like why am I attending classes when I could be railing Yoruichi instead? But then again maybe that's the point, building up tension before you get to the good stuff. The mobile version runs smooth on my phone which is surprising since most of these games lag like hell. There's this whole mystery about how you ended up there but honestly who gives a shit when Erza Scarlett wants to fuck your brains out. The sandbox element means you can basically choose your own adventure with whoever catches your eye that day. Sometimes I wish there was more story but then Esdeath shows up and suddenly I don't care about plot anymore.

Ninja Island feels like somebody mashed together a horny doujin circle, an old GBA-era RPG and a browser porn tab they forgot to close, then said “yeah ok ship it”. In a good way, mostly. You start as this not-very-subtle male ninja, dumped on an island where every other ninja girl looks like she escaped from some crossover Discord server: big tits, tight outfits that are basically one sneeze away from falling off, and that whole “I could kill you or ride you” vibe. There’s a story about some secret technique and rival clans, but honestly the real plot is “how many ways can you get these kunoichi naked without immediately dying”. The game kind of knows that, and leans into it.

It’s a classic turn based RPG on paper. You move from area to area, run into patrols of busty ninjas, and fights trigger like normal encounters. First time I ran into this blue-haired swordswoman, she pinned my character to a tree in a cutscene and groped him for “searching for weapons”. That escalated into a full-on forced titfuck scene as a “punishment” for trespassing. After that you unlock a special stance in combat where your skills change to more pervy stuff, like grapples that lower their “shame” instead of HP. The usual “attack, skill, item, defend” thing is there, but half the skills clearly exist so the girl ends up with her outfit ripped off, dripping, and moaning while still trying to stab you. Lose on purpose and you get a different H scene, win and you usually get to fuck them after breaking their will, with that whole corruption angle the game is obsessed with. Some of the scenes get pretty rough too, with actual ***, group assaults, and multiple penetration scenes when you piss off a whole squad of enemy kunoichi and they decide to “take turns” on you out of frustration. The POV shots during creampies are kind of hot, even if the censorship is annoying as hell. They blur the important bits and you just sit there knowing exactly what is happening, but still, it hits different when they show your character grabbing a ninja’s hair while she drools and gives that stupid ahegao look as you finish deep inside her. There’s also a cam-style event where one of the girls uses a magic mirror like it’s OnlyFans, performing handjobs and oral on you for her “followers” while you desperately try to focus on the quest text. I still think the UI sound for opening the menu is way too loud and it’s driving me crazy, and the game is never going to fix that.

What’s interesting from a gamification side is how they tie your kink progression to actual leveling. Each girl basically has her own mini route. At first she treats you like trash, slaps your hands away when you try to grope her, or forces you to watch as she “examines” you and humiliates you. As you win fights and trigger scenes, she gets more corrupted, starts asking for sex instead of pretending it’s an accident, and later you unlock stuff like public exhibition quests where she walks around the village in half-open ninja gear, pretending it’s “camouflage” while random NPCs comment on her tits. One moment I was in a serious boss fight against a busty captain, carefully managing skills and items, and then suddenly the fight shifts into a scripted H phase where she orders her subordinates to hold me down and we get a full bukkake scene as she rides me in front of them. Then it throws you back into battle like nothing happened and you still have to finish her off. The pacing is kind of a mess, and the censorship kills the mood sometimes, but the rhythm of “battle, tease, grab, fuck, level up” ends up working. They even give different skills if you choose more domination options versus letting the girls sexually harass and use you first, which is such a dumb smart detail for a porn RPG. There’s a lot of rough stuff, actual *** scenes mixed with consensual corruption, big tits smashing into the screen, and enough creampie and group sex to make your browser history look like evidence. The island itself is just a backdrop for horny ninja power leveling, and honestly, it does that job way too well.

Man, this casting studio thing is way more addictive than I expected. You basically play this dude who's setting up his own adult film studio, and all these anime waifus show up wanting to be pornstars. Sounds ridiculous? Yeah, totally is. But somehow it works because the whole setup is so absurd it becomes fun.

The management part caught me off guard - you're not just clicking through sex scenes, you actually have to run this weird business. Pick your assistant first (I went with Valeria because... reasons), then these famous anime girls start showing up for "auditions." We got Mitsuri from Demon Slayer looking all innocent until she's not, Yor from Spy x Family being surprisingly kinky, and Hinata who's way more confident than in Naruto. The conversations before anything happens are actually pretty decent - not Shakespeare but better than most games where dialogue exists just to get to the fucking. Power from Chainsaw Man is absolutely unhinged in the best way possible, and Nami... well, she knows exactly what she wants and how to get it.

What's weird is how the whole casting couch scenario doesn't feel as sleazy as it should? Maybe because these are fictional characters who are actively choosing this career path, but the game treats it more like a business simulation with lots of sex. You can do anal, vaginal, watch them strip and tease, the usual stuff. Some girls are into BDSM, others prefer vanilla encounters. The ahegao faces are pretty well done too. Graphics are decent 3D, nothing groundbreaking but gets the job done. They're adding new waifus monthly which is cool I guess, though I'm still figuring out all the current ones. Erza's scenes are intense as hell btw - that woman does not mess around.

You know that feeling when a porn game tries to pretend it’s some deep political drama, but then you’re suddenly balls-deep in a catgirl behind the gym? Yeah, this one leans hard into that energy and then trips over it like a drunk freshman. You’re the token human guy at the very first “interspecies” school, surrounded by girls with tails, horns, wings, weird eyes, huge tits that clearly ignore physics, and asses that look like they were sculpted by a deviantArt comment section. Everything’s supposed to be about “cultural exchange” and “peace between races”, but half the time it feels more like “who’s gonna suck your dick behind the library without starting an international incident”. And it weirdly works. Well, mostly. The story tries to be serious about races, politics, prejudice and all that, then two clicks later you’ve got a shy demon girl kneeling between your legs, drool sliding down your shaft while she tries to pretend this is some sort of “ritual pact”. Sure, sweetheart. Totally diplomatic.

The school itself is basically a powder keg pretending to be a campus. Orc guys glaring at you in the courtyard because their stacked orc class rep laughed at your joke. An angel girl who talks like she’s above everyone, but blushes like crazy when you push her up against a locker and tell her to spread her legs. That monster girl with way too many teeth who somehow still looks cute while licking your cock like it’s an ice pop and you’re one bad choice away from losing something important. Half the fun is that the game actually lets you be a bit of an asshole or a genuine nice guy, and everyone remembers it. You suck up to the elf teacher, suddenly the elves stop treating you like garbage. You tell off some racist prick in the cafeteria, next thing you know a big titty demi-human is quietly thanking you with her mouth in a dark stairwell. Then there’s that furry-ish girl, tail twitching, ears wiggling while she tries to act tough, and you’re just thinking about how they’d move while she’s riding you raw in some forgotten clubroom. The romance angle pretends to be wholesome for about five minutes, then you’re pinning someone to a desk, her huge ass bouncing every time your hips slam forward, her voice cracking between moans and “wait someone might hear us” while you absolutely do not slow down.

What annoyed me is something really small, but it got in my head. There’s this one scene in a classroom, late after lessons, lights kind of dim, and a monster girl is sitting on your lap, grinding slowly, whispering that she’s tired of everyone looking at her like a freak. It’s actually a nice moment, her big tits pressing against you while she starts riding properly, wet sounds getting louder, your hand on her throat while she begs you to keep going. And then the background text box uses this pale font that’s just barely hard enough to read to piss me off. I’m trying to cum and also parse a sentence like I’m doing a captcha. Also, the game keeps acting like your “choices shape how demi-humans are seen in the world” but let’s be honest, half the time you’re just trying to decide whether to yank out and cover her face or finish deep inside and watch her try to walk straight after. One moment it’s “weight of history”, next moment you’re buried in some big ass, balls slapping, her claws digging into the desk while she begs you not to pull out. And I kind of respect that whiplash. Or hate it. Depends on the click. The best bits are those quiet little scenes though, like sneaking out behind the school building at dusk with that smug angel girl, her halo tilted, kneeling on the grass while she takes your cock slowly into her mouth, pretending she’s “just curious” and then gagging slightly when you push deeper, mascara almost running, wings twitching every time you twitch. That, plus the way some characters stay pissed at you for hours of gameplay because you picked the “wrong” option once in the cafeteria, made it feel more real than half the stuff on Steam. Even when the writing trips over itself, it still lands face-first in someone’s cleavage, so no one complains too loudly.