Tali is absolutely not the shy little quarian tech nerd people remember from the original games. Here she’s more like the center of a very rude quiz show where every question is “How far are you willing to go this time?” and the answer keeps getting filthier. The story picks up after she escapes this messed up ghost ship, and instead of going back to anything safe, she ends up bouncing around space with a bunch of “friends” who have very specific ideas about what to do with her suit, her body, and her obedience. One moment you’re in a legit combat scene, trying to manage shields and positioning, and the next moment losing a fight means Tali is on her knees, visor fogged, being used like a trophy by whatever monster just wrecked you. And yeah, the camera really loves her ass. Whoever built those shots deserves an award. Maybe “Excessive Focus On Tali’s Butt” gold medal.

The game kind of feels like a horny Mass Effect quiz where every choice is secretly: a) blowjob, b) anal, c) corruption, d) all of the above. You run around in this sandbox structure, poke different parts of the ship or station, and suddenly you’re in some awkward scene with Liara teasing her while EDI throws dry comments in the background like she’s hosting a porn podcast. One of my favorite dumb moments: I was half-tabbing out to check Discord, left a teasing scene running with Tali “practicing” oral on some alien cock, came back and she had switched positions and was riding instead because I let the idle animation chain continue. No tooltip, no pop up, just “you ignored the scene, now she’s even more corrupted, congrats.” It’s janky in spots, the animations sometimes loop too obviously, and Kasumi just kind of appears, steals the spotlight with a handjob scene, then vanishes again like a horny ninja. Never explained properly, and the game just shrugs and moves on.

What’s nice is how it leans fully into parody without being shy about anything. Miranda’s big tits are used exactly how you think, Ashley is still an uptight soldier but now her idea of discipline is getting Tali to “follow orders” with vaginal and anal rewards, and somewhere in the middle Shepard is there, but half of the time feels like a side character in his own porn. The corruption aspect creeps up on you in a stupidly fun way: early Tali is awkward, blushing, touching herself alone in a quiet room, just masturbation and a bit of teasing. A few bad fights lost, some “training” with Shiala and Samara, one very wrong encounter with a slime-like monster, and suddenly she’s the one grabbing cocks first, begging for more, suit open in places you’re pretty sure are not Alliance regulation. It’s dirty, it’s uneven, it repeats a couple of angles too much, and the UI sometimes hides a choice you swear should be there. But when she bends over in zero-g and the whole scene turns into this slow, weightless anal fuck with her gasping inside the helmet, you kind of forget what you were annoyed about. Or what you were doing before the scene started. Or why Jira is still open in another tab.

Tali alone on her pilgrimage, horny, stressed, and way too easy to corrupt for her own good. That’s pretty much the whole vibe here and it hits harder than I expected. You start small, like you’re just poking around the Flotilla, trying to be this responsible quarian girl, doing missions, fixing stuff, talking to people who all think they know better than you. And then, very slowly, everything you do somehow turns into something sexual. A harmless “scan this thing” job ends with a monster pinning her down. A casual talk with another character twists into dirty teasing. One moment she’s nervous and cute, checking her omni-tool, next moment she’s on her knees, visor fogged, taking someone’s cock in her mouth while you click through dialogue like it’s completely normal. It’s not normal. It’s great.

The game lets you wander, but not too much. More like a horny sandbox where every corridor hides porn. You poke around a new area, you trigger some scene with corruption, and Tali’s attitude changes a little. At first she’s shy, super embarrassed, like “Keelah, what am I doing,” and you kind of feel bad. Then you unlock more intense stuff and suddenly this same girl is pushing her ass back against monsters and begging for more. Watching that change is where the game really got me. I started like a total noob, just clicking through, failing basic combat, barely understanding what stats matter. After a while I noticed I was planning fights just to see specific outcomes. Like, “ok, if I lose here, I get that anal scene,” and if I win, I get a different one. That fucked with my brain in a nice way. There’s this combat encounter where you can try to play smart and avoid the worst damage, but I kept throwing the fight on purpose because the corrupted variant of Tali, with big tits squeezed into the suit and her ass on display, was just way more fun to watch. I pretended it was for “roleplay,” but no, it was for the view.

And it’s not only monsters. The parody side really kicks when the other familiar faces show up. Miranda showing off her ridiculous body and acting like she’s superior, Liara being soft and weirdly obsessed, Ashley talking too much then getting her mouth filled so she shuts up for a second. I laughed when EDI is involved, because her cold logic next to all the lewd chaos just feels wrong in the right way. One minute you’re doing a small errand for someone like Kasumi, the kind of side task you’d ignore in a normal sci-fi game, and the next she’s teasing Tali, touching where she shouldn’t, almost like she’s testing how far this corrupted little pilgrim will go. The animations sell it more than I expected, especially when Tali slides from teasing to full vaginal and anal scenes, suit half-open, body on display, and you finally see what the game has been hinting at from the start. I wish the sandbox map was a bit bigger, but at the same time, if it was, I’d probably just get lost and never find half the porn. Also, one corridor has a light that flickers in this annoying way and I keep noticing it. No patch, no fix, just that stupid light judging me while I watch Tali get fucked senseless.

The corruption is not subtle, and I like that. You can basically steer her from half-innocent tech girl to full-on cum-drunk slut who doesn’t bother to pretend she cares about the mission anymore. There’s a nice clash when Commander Shepard pops in, because you can have this legendary hero in the background while Tali is secretly getting filled by some monster in another room. It feels wrong and perfect. Sometimes I wanted more choices, sometimes less, but that’s just me being picky. The game throws you into this horny pilgrimage and keeps poking your brain with “what if Tali does something even nastier here” over and over. And yeah, I kept saying to myself “ok, last scene, then I close the tab,” but then another option for masturbation or oral shows up, or some new corrupted reaction in a dialogue with Samara, and suddenly I’m clicking again like an idiot, trying to see every filthy branch before my hand is too tired to even move the mouse.

Kasumi in this thing looks like she walked straight out of DOA and into someone’s filthy headcanon, and I kind of respect that. She’s got that soft face and then the dev went “ok, now everything else is pure porn”. Big tits barely sitting inside the outfit, huge thighs brushing together every time she moves, nipples almost cutting through the fabric when you zoom in. The camera isn’t shy at all. You’re not dealing with some slow tease where you need ten minutes of clicking before anything naughty happens. You poke, you prod, you drag, and the game reacts. Sometimes with a moan, sometimes with a sound that honestly feels ripped from a totally different scene, like they spliced Jaina’s voice in there by mistake and went “eh, close enough”. There’s sound, but it swings between “oh damn, that’s hot” and “why does she sound like she’s in a hallway in Orgrimmar”. Still, when you’re grinding her around, you stop caring about it pretty fast.

Bass shows up like this big wall of meat. Not even pretending. Dude feels like someone pressed “Garrosh but porn” in a generator and just rolled with it. Massive orc energy even if he’s not green. And once his cock is out, it’s just pure cartoon logic. Huge, thick, veins popping, tip almost the same size as Kasumi’s whole hand. There’s this moment where you line him up between her tits, and her big soft breasts wrap around him so tight the model clips slightly at the bottom. That tiny glitch made me laugh, then I did it three more times because the view from the top angle is fucking amazing. You can switch the position, shove her up against him, ride him, push her ass up, whatever, and half the fun is just seeing what will jiggle this time and what will bug out. I nudged her thigh a bit too far once and it snapped back like rubber, like old-school WoW ragdoll, and for some reason that made the whole scene feel even dirtier.

What actually surprised me is how fast the game gives control. No boring tutorial walls, no giant text blocks about lore or whatever. It expects you already know who Kasumi and Bass are, or that you don’t care and just want to grab her hips and start. You adjust angles, play with speed, listen to her breathing go from soft to full-on whimper when you slam her down. Sometimes the sound doesn’t quite match the motion, like she moans hard when you barely touch her, and then stays quiet when you’re pounding inside her. It annoyed me for one second, then I was dragging his huge cock across her big areola and watching her tits bounce and honestly forgot what I was complaining about. There’s this one shot, when you bring the camera low and see his thick shaft disappear between her thighs while her cleavage spills out, that feels like someone’s dirty World of Warcraft crossover fanart finally got budget. I kept waiting for something more “serious” to happen, like a plot or some clever twist, but no. It’s just you, Kasumi, this walking muscle tank of a man, huge dick, heavy tits, slick sounds in your headphones, and way too many ways to make her ride until your hand gets tired before the game does.