This Harry Potter trainer thing caught me off guard because honestly who the fuck thought "hey let's make Severus Snape hot with tits"? But here we are and I'm not complaining. The whole premise is you're training Hermione and apparently other characters into your personal harem which sounds basic as hell until you realize they actually went and gender-swapped Snape into this busty professor type. That's some galaxy brain shit right there. The training mechanics feel pretty standard - you know, click here to increase obedience, click there to make them more slutty, the usual sandbox stuff. But something about seeing Hermione's massive tits bounce while she's learning "lessons" hits different than your typical trainer game.

The AI-generated art is... well it exists. Sometimes Hermione looks like she stepped out of a Renaissance painting and other times she looks like someone fed a neural network nothing but hentai for six months. The inconsistency is honestly part of the charm though? Like one scene she's got these perfect DD cups and the next they're somehow even bigger and defying several laws of physics. Female Snape is where things get really wild - they kept the dark aesthetic but slapped some serious curves on that character model. I spent way too much time just staring at that transformation wondering if this is what peak degeneracy looks like.

Content-wise there's barely anything here yet since it's early development, which is frustrating as fuck when you're trying to actually get to the good stuff. You can do some basic training scenarios and watch the corruption stats go up but don't expect any real payoff scenes. The sandbox elements work fine but feel pretty empty without more content to explore. Still, there's something addictive about slowly turning the know-it-all bookworm into your personal fucktoy, even if the current build only lets you get like 10% of the way there before hitting content walls.

Your dad bails to the Caribbean with his side piece and a bag full of stolen cash, the house is basically broke, and the only thing he leaves you is a mess of women, old feelings, and a mortgage-sized headache. That is literally your “welcome home” after college. You roll back into this big family place that used to feel safe and suddenly it has to become a half-legal college dorm full of horny students, stressed milfs, and people who remember you way too well. Some of them remember you as the sweet kid, some as the idiot who left town, some as the virgin who never got to finish what you both started. Now everyone is older, hotter, more desperate, and the walls are thinner than you remember. It starts slow, just little teasing looks, sleepwear that is way too short, “accidental” gropes when you squeeze past in the hallway. Then the game throws you straight into this mix of romance, messed-up family tension, and filthy humor that honestly feels a bit too real sometimes. One minute your stepsis is mocking you for still blushing at a footjob joke, the next she’s planting her heel in your lap under the table while your “aunt” with the huge tits talks about rent and pretends not to see anything.

What I liked is how the game leans into the awkwardness instead of pretending everyone is some perfect porn robot. There is actual teasing. Like, she will jerk you off halfway and then stop just because you picked the wrong dialog line two scenes ago and she still remembers you flaking on her date in high school. The POV stuff really hits when you’re lying in bed and a girl you kind of grew up with quietly slips under the sheets, thinking you’re asleep, grinding against you in the dark. No loud music, just breathing and half-whispered curses. If you play as a good guy you can wake her gently and turn it into this soft, romantic thing. If you lean into corruption, you pretend to be asleep and let her keep going, or grab her hips and push it further than she expected. There are scenes where the twins tag-team you with this fake innocent attitude, one riding your face while the other milks you, and then they start arguing about who gets your “first” creampie like you’re their personal trophy. There is a milf who is stressed about money, leaking milk through her shirt while she tries to stay professional, and the game does not shy away from that. You can help her, comfort her, or push her into this messed up lactation scene on the couch in the living room, with you switching between titfuck and oral while the TV is still on. Some routes will let you slowly turn the house into your own harem, from anal with the cocky college girl in the guest room to raw vaginal sex with the girl who swore she’d never forgive you, and yeah, pregnancy is on the table if you lean into it. The netori angle is also there: you seduce women who technically shouldn’t be yours, some already taken, some kind of “spoken for” by your missing father, and the game knows exactly how dirty that feels. It’s not subtle about incest themes either, but it wraps them in this weird mix of love, guilt, and constant horny tension that fits the whole “dysfunctional family home turned sex dorm” vibe. You get multiple endings depending on who you focus on, who you knock up, who you ignore, and whether you keep pretending you’re the good guy or finally accept that your new life is just one long, fucked up, very hot line you crossed without ever going back.

Michael is that dude everybody has in the office. Quiet, smart in a boring way, always fixing printers and pretending Excel is his religion, but completely clueless when a girl even looks at him for longer than three seconds. The game throws you straight into his head while he is already stuck in this bland routine: go to work, stare at screens, go home, jerk off, repeat. No trauma, no crazy ex, just… life that slowly numbed his dick and his brain at the same time. Then Penelope shows up again in his life, childhood friend with big energy, big mouth, and yeah, big everything if you like that anime style. She bullies him into that dating app, and from there stuff goes from “haha lonely IT guy” to “why the fuck are there suddenly so many hot women orbiting this dude” real fast.

What I liked is how messy it feels in a good way. One moment you are just answering texts on the app, trying to choose between sounding like a normal adult or a total coomer, next moment the scene cuts and you are staring at an AI generated girl in lingerie, with eyes that look like she knows exactly how long you last and is judging you a bit. The art goes from soft and romantic to “okay that’s porn” with basically no warning. There is this one early scene where Michael is exhausted after work, Penelope calls him on video, flops on her bed, her shirt rides up a bit, and you are there sitting with a choice like “look away” or “keep talking like nothing happens” while the camera just lovingly focuses on her thighs. It is horny in that slow burn way, not instant gangbang explosion, more like edging with dialogue. The mystery they tease in the background is actually kind of funny because it pops up right in between fap moments, like you are in the middle of a really sweet blowjob CG and your brain suddenly goes “wait that thing the app did earlier was weird as hell”. They never fully explain it early on, just small details like wrong profile data, déjà vu in conversations, girls acting like they know you from somewhere, little uncanny stuff that crawls under the romance.

I will say, some of the AI images look hot as fuck from far away, but if you stare too long at the hands or small objects, the illusion starts falling apart. Nipples are blessed though, whoever tuned those prompts deserves a raise. Sometimes the lighting is inconsistent between shots of the same scene and it pulled me out for two seconds, then the dev throws a close up on wet lips and my brain forgets to complain. Dialogue is hit and miss: Penelope feels alive, a bit of a brat, texting like someone who lives on Reddit and TikTok at the same time, while a couple of other girls talk like ChatGPT tried to roleplay “horny anime waifu”. Not awful, just a bit stiff when everything else is trying to be sweaty and awkward and human. There was one route intro where I literally alt tabbed to Telegram mid-scene, came back, and it still felt like the same line looped again, but then it hit me with a CG of the girl bending over in an office skirt and my attention magically healed. That dumb little notification sound from the dating app also started living rent free in my skull, to the point I checked my actual phone twice. I kinda wish Penelope was more jealous and unhinged, like full “yandere but pretending to be wholesome” territory, but I know they will never push her that far and I hate that I know it. Still, when she finally drops her guard and you see her horny side peek out in text, there is this tiny flicker of “oh shit this could go very wrong in a good way”. And then you click next, waiting for either kisses or disaster. Or both.

Game feels like someone smashed a horny superhero comic into a messy school life sim and then just said “yeah, that’s fine, ship it.” You play this dude who’s supposed to be some kind of secret hero, but in practice you’re running around campus juggling classes, stats, and MILFs with asses so big they basically need their own dialogue box. There’s this one teacher with a tight skirt and absolutely ridiculous tits, and the first time she bends over at the blackboard, the camera does this slow pan that made me instantly hit F12 like a trained animal. I’ve got a whole folder in my gallery app just for her, not even kidding. The game doesn’t care about being subtle. You peek through doors, spy on showers, “accidentally” walk into rooms at night, all that voyeur stuff, and a lot of it is animated in a way that feels dirty in the good way, like old looping gifs you find on shady forums at 2 bars of wifi.

What caught me off guard is how it swings between dumb sex jokes and actual RPG style stuff. You’ve got stats to grind, choices to make, a clock always mocking you. Some scenes need certain power level or charm, some need you to train your combat a bit, because yeah, there are monsters and hero duties shoved between blowjobs and handjobs. One moment you’re tapping through a romance scene, trying to say the right sweet thing so the girl trusts you, next moment you’re in a dungeon smacking some fantasy creature around so you can go back to campus and fuck someone’s brains out. And the sleep stuff is in there too, the game doesn’t pretend to be wholesome. You sneak into a room at night, the girl breathing slowly, panties half visible, and the animation kicks in with slow strokes, soft moans, that kind of “I shouldn’t be watching this but I’m still watching and screen recording” vibe. It’s actually weird how much care they put into mouth movement during oral, tongue flicks, spit strings, then other parts look like they forgot to finish them and said “eh, whatever.”

I played mostly on mobile, swiping through the sandbox map between classes, hero jobs, and all the lewd events, and it runs fine in Chrome but stuttered like hell for me on Firefox, which pissed me off more than it should. Sometimes the combat pops up when I really just want to chase the milf in the cosplay outfit, which kind of kills the mood. Although, that cosplay scene where she shows up in this totally not-legal magical girl outfit and you end up with her riding you, tits bouncing in that slow loop, and then you can choose to pull out or just creampie her and watch it leak… yeah, that one’s sitting as a 4-second gif on my phone next to my calculator app like some cursed secret. Dialogue jumps from sweet romance to rough BDSM talk in like two clicks, and half the time I’m not sure if the protagonist is supposed to be a nice guy, a hero, or a total perv who lucked into powers. Doesn’t matter. There was this bathroom scene, just you watching through a cracked door, handjob with her whispering that someone might walk in, then she drops to her knees and goes full sloppy oral, spit dripping down your shaft, and I actually paused just to clip the best angle. And I forgot what I wanted to say after that, but yeah, it’s that kind of game.