Luna looks like the kind of girl you see on Instagram explore by accident and then your thumb just stops. City hair, city makeup, that kind of walk that says she knows how to move in tight jeans. Except the game throws her into this quiet countryside school where everything feels too slow and too close at the same time. You feel it in small stuff: how her skirt brushes her thighs when she sits on this stupid wooden chair that looks like it hurts, or how her blouse clings to her chest when it gets a bit hot in the classroom. The art really leans into fabric and skin touching. Like, when she crosses her legs at the desk, you can almost feel how rough the school chair is against her ass and how her stockings pull tight behind her knees. It’s not just “big tits, big ass, ok done”, more like the artist is obsessed with how her body presses into everything around her. I kinda relate. I use my phone with haptics on max and this gave me the same weird brain tickle, just visual.

The choices hit different because they’re not these huge dramatic moments. Sometimes it’s just Luna alone in her room, phone screen lighting up her face, and you pick if she scrolls through boring school group chat or some horny site that clearly isn’t TikTok. When she starts touching herself, the animations focus on fingers and tiny movements. Her thighs tensing, the way her hips lift just a little when she finds the right spot, that wet sheen on her lips when she bites them. It’s not subtle at all, it’s totally horny, but it feels more like you’re watching her discover how sensitive her own body is instead of some fake porn loop. There’s a scene where she quietly masturbates under her duvet while her mom is in the shower down the hall, and the sound design is weirdly nice. The soft rustle of sheets, that sticky little slick sound when she speeds up, the shower running in the background. Only thing that broke it for me was one moan that sounded like it was recorded in a closet on a Blue Yeti, and now I can’t un-hear it. I paused the game and checked my Spotify just in case something else started playing. Nope, just Luna being a bit too loud in one line.

I keep circling back to the way the game handles her mom, actually. Milf tag is there, and yeah, they milk it, pun intended. She’s got this tight house outfit that really should not be legal around a teenage girl’s classmates. There’s this scene in the kitchen where she leans over Luna to grab something from the top shelf and her top rides up just enough that you see a strip of soft belly and the outline of her bra digging into her skin. Nothing explicit happens right there, but my brain filled in a lot. Later, when things go more explicit, you get oral scenes and deep thrusting that end with warm creampies, and the animation pays attention to how bodies connect. Hips bumping, her ass jiggling when he pulls out too fast, that little twitch in her legs when she’s already sensitive and he keeps going. Sometimes the pacing is weird, like it jumps from slow teasing to “ok she’s taking it raw now” in one click, but then there’s this moment after where you see cum slowly leaking out of her and dripping onto her inner thighs, and it just… slows everything down again. It’s messy, a bit unpolished, some dialogue feels like Google Translate had a stroke, but I kind of like that rough edge. It matches Luna, actually. She starts as this polished city girl, but the more you push her, the more smudged lipstick, sweaty hair stuck to her neck, panties pulled aside instead of properly off. The game feels like that too. Not clean, not perfect. Sticky in a good way.

Rito’s life was already a mess, then this pink haired alien princess with a genius brain and zero sense of modesty just… crashes straight into his boring school days. It looks like the usual goofy harem setup at first glance: uniforms, hallways, the classic after-class rooftop scene, her ridiculous gadgets popping out of nowhere. But this thing is way more horny and way more mean than the source. You scroll in thinking “haha funny To Love Ru parody” and suddenly you are watching your MC try to act like a good boy while Lala is bouncing around with tits that literally do not care about gravity, ass barely covered by the skirt, dragging him into problems he never asked for. It’s that perfect mix of stupid comedy and “ah fuck, that’s actually kind of hot” where you feel bad for laughing but you keep going anyway.

The big charm is how every “innocent” school moment can twist into something filthy real quick. One second you are in a normal classroom scene, teacher pretending nothing is weird, and Lala is leaning forward over the desk, boobs squished on the table, skirt riding up enough to see she absolutely did not dress according to any school rules. Next click and she’s accidentally turned some gadget on, sucking the MC into an empty club room with her, bodies pressed together, moaning like she has no idea there might be someone right behind the door. And yeah, the netorare part is not just a tag slapped on. It creeps in around the edges. The game kinda teases you at first, making you think you are safe in classic goofy harem territory, then just casually drops a scene where another guy “helps” her with some machine and her face is way too flushed for it to be innocent. You know that feeling when you scroll the dialogue too fast, then go back because you’re like “wait what the hell did he just put where?” That. It kicks you in the gut a bit, even if she is laughing and acting like everything is just fun experiment time. I actually got annoyed in one corridor scene because the MC is literally right there and they are acting like he doesn’t exist, but the game kind of wants you to sit with that frustration. It even plays some silly, lighthearted lines during the most messed up NTR moments, which is both hilarious and slightly evil.

Sex scenes go hard on physical stuff. Huge tits in motion, that tight school uniform clinging to wet skin, stockings half pulled down while she rides like she forgot what the word “shy” means. There’s vaginal stuff here that looks and feels messy and desperate, not some super romantic soft-focus bullshit. You get that classic “caught in the infirmary” scene, but instead of some blushing confession it turns into Lala grinding on a dick while the MC tries not to cum too fast, and then later hearing some NPC talk about how “Princess-sama seemed awfully tired after lunch with senpai.” The game is not subtle. Sometimes it even ruins its own mood on purpose, like you are really in the zone watching her get pounded over a desk, then she activates some gadget by accident and the whole environment changes, but not the fact that she’s still being fucked, just now in another part of the school. It’s stupid in a good way. I kinda wanted more jealousy reactions from the MC in some scenes, but whatever, it fits the parody vibe that he keeps getting dragged along, confused and horny, while Lala spreads her legs for “science” or “training” or whatever excuse she throws out. If you like that messy mix of comedy, big soft bodies in too-tight uniforms, and the slow sick feeling of “oh no she’s enjoying this with other guys too”, this thing absolutely scratches that itch and then stomps on it.

New place, new bed, new walls thin as paper. That is pretty much the whole mood here. You move into this boring crappy apartment with your little boxes and your cheap IKEA dreams, and then you hear her through the wall. Not just “hi I’m your neighbor” stuff. Moans, toys buzzing, little breathy whispers that are way too familiar if you know this genre at all. The game does not rush it, which I liked and also hated, because the first time you see her in the corridor, in that lazy half-cosplay outfit that totally looks like she slept in it, your brain already writing fanfic, but the story makes you work for the really dirty scenes. And that makes the payoff feel filthier. You start with normal chats, light teasing, that awkward “I think I know your voice from last night” tension, and slowly the conversations turn into dares, jokes about porn, and then into “accidentally” brushing against each other in really narrow spaces that are not that narrow at all.

The realism side hits different because the characters do not talk like porn robots. She gets annoyed, she makes stupid memes references, she calls you out when you try to act like a hentai MC with infinite charisma. At one point, during a handjob scene on her couch, she keeps the TV on with some random Netflix show, and that background noise makes it feel so real it is almost uncomfortable. She teases you with her feet while arguing about some anime adaptation that you do not even see on screen, and the camera just focuses on her hand, slow, almost lazy, like she knows you are not going anywhere. Then later there is this cosplay thing where she shows up in a cheap maid outfit that does not even fit quite right, and that is exactly why it works: the stockings are a bit wrinkled, the skirt rides up weird when she sits on your lap, and when you grab her ass she laughs first, then lets you do it again, harder. That whole scene ends with her riding you, still half in character, half her real self, while you try not to cum too fast and fail anyway, so she holds you inside, tight, and you can actually see the animation of your cum leaking out instead of some lazy white blur effect.

Also, yeah, the taboo stuff is there. The “we really should not be doing this, but also I really want your cock inside me right now” kind of dialog that flirts with the line in a way that porn fans will understand instantly. There is a bit where you are sitting in her room, she is on the bed with a toy between her legs, and she makes you watch first. She says she wants to “test” something. Then she tells you to spit on your fingers and help her, and when you do, she uses your hand to push the toy deeper, then pulls it out just to suck on it, eyes locked on you. Later on, when you finally cum inside her, it is not this big heroic finish. You are both sweaty, a little out of breath, she is half laughing, half blushing, and when your load spills out of her she covers it with her hand like she is trying not to make a mess on the sheets, which is stupid because it is already everywhere. The spanking parts feel messy in the same way. She complains about the noise and then asks you to hit harder. You smack her ass, red prints showing up slowly, and she bites the pillow to muffle her moans like this is not the same bed where she was pretending to be shy two scenes ago. Oral scenes also feel personal instead of mechanical: she struggles a bit on the first deep throat, pulls back with watery eyes, calls you a bastard, then tries again and gets it all, proud of herself in this dumb cute way. And the choices actually matter: say the wrong thing and she closes up, say the right dirty thing at the right time and suddenly there is a vibrator on your balls while she strokes you off. Nothing here feels clean or idealized. It feels like messy neighbors doing way too much nasty shit in a building with really bad sound isolation, and that is exactly why it works.

This one feels like somebody mashed a horny New Year party, a half broken fitness app, and a weird monster-girl dating sim together, forgot to clean it up, then quietly pushed it online. In a good way. Mostly. You start as this muscle obsessed dude hanging around a gym that has no right to be this full of monster girls with big soft everything. The dev calls it a “special episode” and it really does feel like that. Not a full new game, more like that one extra Christmas OVA that nobody asked for but everybody secretly watches twice. You already know the rhythm: male protagonist, training, flirting, bad decisions. Except here the gym is dressed up for Xmas and New Year at the same time, fairy lights over squat racks, mistletoe near the punching bags, huge fluffy tails brushing past weight benches while you try not to stare at bouncing tits. You fail.

What surprised me was how much of it is just… wandering. Not boring wandering, more like messy sandbox energy. You move around the gym, locker rooms, some side rooms that look more like fantasy tavern than sport center. Talk, pick scenes, poke at stuff. Sometimes you get romance vibes, sometimes it is just straight up “shut up and fuck me against the leg press” energy. The 2D art is classic horny-cg style, but the girls have that “I’m a monster but still soft and warm and extremely huggable” thing. Big asses, big tits, big ears, sometimes horns, sometimes fur on places where clothes ride up when they really should not. There is this one dinner event that should be simple, just New Year dinner with one of the girls, and the game absolutely refuses to let it be wholesome. Candlelight, muscles in tight shirt, huge boob window across the table, tail sneaking around your legs like it has its own kinks. You get dialog choices that pretend to be romantic, but both results still end with you getting dragged somewhere more private. I complained to myself about a typo in one of the lines and then completely forgot because the next cg had her thighs wrapped around my face. Priorities are weird.

What makes it feel slightly cursed in a charming way is how the “sport” and “gym” part never fully disappears, even when things get really filthy. You are getting a blowjob in the shower, and in the background there is still a poster explaining correct squat form. One furry muscle girl makes you “spot” her while she benches, except the spotting is just an excuse to watch her pecs and tits press up, sweat running between them, then she catches you looking and it snaps into a sex scene that escalates faster than a horny Discord server. It pretends to be a bit of rpg too, with some light choices and stats popping here and there, but it feels more like flavor than a real system. Honestly I wish the AI cg stuff reacted more to your choices, but it just will not. You get what you get: buff dude, thick monster girls, festive lights, ridiculous romance, and sex everywhere from equipment room to half finished New Year stage with broken fairy lights. I was going to say the opening scene sets expectations perfectly, then I remembered it just throws you in front of a sweaty lamia girl in a sports bra with zero context and somehow that is even better. Not elegant, not clean, just horny fantasy gym energy turned into a holiday episode that smells like cheap tinsel and sex.

Katya feels like that mom from every conservative suburb meme, the one with the tight bun and tighter rules, except here you actually get to watch that whole fake control thing fall apart in slow, horny motion. At the start she really believes in her own bullshit, all discipline and “proper values”, like she’s auditioning for some moral police show. House is clean, schedule is rigid, her body is basically locked behind years of repression and cheap underwear that screams “I don’t fuck, I fold laundry”. And then Emily starts poking holes in it. Not loud teenage rebellion, more like this smug, patient nudging. A little lie here. A half-truth there. “Oops, you caught me, guess you have to punish me.” You already know that “punish” won’t stay innocent for long, and the game absolutely milks that. It feels like watching a rope slowly tighten around Katya’s neck, except she keeps helping tie the knots herself.

What I liked is how it doesn’t jump straight to full-on degeneracy. First time Emily “accidentally” leaves something on her phone open and Katya sees it, the way her face changes, the shame and curiosity mixed, you kinda feel bad for her. Then two scenes later you’re watching her on the couch at night pretending to scroll Instagram while her hand drifts between her legs because her own daughter called her “cute when you’re angry” and you’re like… yeah ok this is fucked and hot. The corruption is very home flavored. Kitchen table tension, hallway “oops I walked out of the shower without closing the door”, “help me with my bra, mom, it’s stuck”. A lot of groping that starts as “checking if you’re dressed decent” and then the hand just doesn’t move away fast enough. The spanking scenes hit nice too, because Katya wants them to be discipline and Emily treats them like foreplay. There’s this one bit with Emily bent over the bed, pretending to pout, her ass up, Katya breathing too heavy, and the game lets the camera sit there way too long. That’s where it got me. Also, the little moments of voyeurism, like Katya spying through a cracked door and then pretending she just “came to check the light”. She lies so badly you can feel the wetness through the screen.

The game calls itself a kinetic thing so yeah, you’re not doing big brain choices, you’re riding the slope. Sometimes that annoyed me, because there’s a scene with Emily using a toy on herself while talking about “how lonely mom must be” and I was screaming at the monitor wanting to push it further or pull back, but the story just drags Katya along on its own rhythm. But that’s also the charm. She’s not really in control, and neither are you. Once the blackmail really settles in, the tone flips hard. Emily plays the sweet daughter card, then snaps into full dom mode with this calm voice that made me clench. Sexual harassment scenes are rough in a good way, like those moments where she corners Katya in her own bedroom and just… touches her. Casual hand on tit, thumb brushing nipple through the bra while talking about grades, or sliding fingers along her ass “just checking your outfit”. And Katya tries to keep her mom tone but you see the crack every time. There’s cheating stuff sprinkled in, like Katya remembering her “proper” life while literally riding someone she absolutely should not be riding, and the game doesn’t pretend it’s romantic, it just leans into the filth. Anal, oral, that “I shouldn’t like this” masturbation shame, stripping scenes where clothes feel more like dignity than fabric. Also, the lesbian tension between them is so obvious it’s almost funny: mother trying not to stare at her own daughter’s tits, daughter knowing exactly what she’s doing, sitting too close, whispering too close, pushing her to the point where “stop” sounds like “please keep going”. I kinda wish they toned down one or two “mom cries then gets horny again” moments, but also, no, I don’t, because that emotional whiplash is exactly why this hits. Katya is broken in the best, worst way, and by the time she’s the one initiating the spanking or begging to be watched, you’re already way too deep to pretend this is about morals anymore.

Jake looks like that guy you half remember from high school, nothing special, bit lost, scrolling on his phone too much. Then you drop into his new life in this strange city with Nika, and suddenly all that “ordinary couple” vibe just starts to peel off, really slow, like clothes after a long bar night. The game doesn’t rush; you actually feel that lazy first week in a new place, boxes still in the corner, Nika walking around in a tank top with no bra, asking where the mugs are while her tits bounce more than they should. You click through some simple choices, joke with her, and at some point you notice your eyes are stuck on her ass in those shorts that look one size too small. The game knows exactly what it’s doing, it keeps putting her just out of reach, kissing you soft, grinding a bit on the couch, then pulling back like “later, babe, I’m tired” and you’re there staring at the screen like, yeah, same.

Everything feels very physical. When she drops to her knees for the first time, it’s not some sudden porn cut, it actually grows from this stupid little argument in the kitchen that turns into teasing, then she bites her lip, kneels on the floor tiles and wraps her hand around Jake’s cock. The way her fingers move, that slow stroke with saliva shining, her lips sliding over the tip, tongue circling, you can almost hear the wet sounds even when nothing is playing. Her cheeks puff, mascara a bit smudged, eyes up at him, and she goes deeper, bobbing faster, spit dripping on her knuckles. It feels messy in a good way. Not that plastic “perfect blowjob” stuff, more like your browser history on a bad day. Then later you finally get her on the bed, on her back, legs wide, pussy already wet from all that build up, and you can choose if you want to push it in slow or just fuck her hard against the mattress while her tits shake and she claws at the sheets. Sometimes I swear her ass is stealing the whole game, the camera really loves that angle where she’s riding, ass bouncing up and down on Jake’s lap, each slap of skin making it look heavier, rounder, like you could grab it through the screen.

What caught me a bit off guard is how the sex and the crime stuff start to tangle together. One evening you’re having this sweet, almost romantic scene, handjob under a blanket while some movie plays, her whispering in his ear, just lazy strokes and soft moans, and the next choice suddenly throws you into a sketchy meeting with some shady guy who clearly knows way too much about Nika’s past. You go from “yeah suck that dick” to “wait, is someone going to get killed?” in like three clicks. Honestly I like that, even if sometimes the pacing feels drunk, like the story wants to be a thriller but then gets distracted by Nika bending over the sink with her tits hanging and her shorts sliding down, and you forget there was a serious plot at all. The romance parts are weirdly sweet too, they sleep tangled, they argue about small things, and then you’re fucking her from behind in the new apartment while boxes are still unpacked, pushing her face into a pillow, watching her back arch and her ass push back on every thrust. She moans your name, or sometimes just curses, and that mix of tenderness and “fuck me harder” sells the relationship better than any long dialogue. There is this tiny detail though, Jake holds his phone like a boomer and it annoys me every single time he pulls it out, but whatever, I still went back for one more scene with Nika on top, her big tits bouncing and sweat sliding between them while she rides him like the city outside doesn’t exist at all.

Sam walks into this summer thinking he’s just crashing at some random house, and then realizes it’s Michael’s place, the guy who used to fuck his mom and kind of fucked up his childhood a bit too. That alone already feels messy in a good way, because the game doesn’t treat him like a cardboard porn hero. He’s awkward, petty, horny, confused, all in the same scene. One moment he’s remembering how much he hated this man, the next he’s catching himself staring at Michael’s back when he bends over in the kitchen, noticing how broad it got, how tight that shirt sits, and pretending it’s not happening. The writing leans heavily into that “I shouldn’t want this, but my cock disagrees” mood. There’s a shot where Michael walks past him with just a towel and you can practically feel the air choke in Sam’s throat. No cheesy fanfare, just that slow eye-line drifting down, catching the bulge, then snapping back up like nothing happened. It’s horny, but it’s also painfully human in that stupid, familiar way: wanting the one person you’re absolutely not supposed to touch.

What surprised me is how the game uses its pretty slick 3D-style CG not to show everything at once, but to make every little contact feel heavier than it is. A hand on the shoulder lingers too long. Knees brushing on the couch. A hug that’s a bit too tight for “ex-stepdad and kid he barely knows.” And then the other guys show up. There’s this furry dude with a huge ass that looks ridiculous and perfect at the same time, and the camera knows it. The game is not shy at all about Sam’s gaze; you’re constantly pushed into his POV, tracking body parts, tongues, fingers, cocks, like an academic study that got lost and became porn. Oral scenes in particular have this lingering focus on lips and spit, like the dev actually likes mouths and not just penetration. When things finally escalate and you get anal on screen, it’s not some instant porn logic. They build the tension with small touches and loaded dialogue, so when Sam finally ends up spread and filled, or doing the filling, it feels like a line being crossed, not just a checkbox. Animated loops kick in during the hotter moments, and while they’re not ultra-polished, the slightly stiff motion almost fits the tone: imperfect, a bit clumsy, like people actually fucking instead of posing for a catalog. The optional choices around who Sam flirts back with, which guy he lets get closer, let you nudge him toward your favorite flavor of disaster, whether that’s the older guy he’s supposed to resent, the sexy anthropomorphic hunk with that absurd bubble butt, or some mix that turns his “summer before uni” into a quietly filthy coming-out spiral he never planned for.

Tunturico looks like the kind of place where you go in hunting for gold and end up getting your dick worshipped in some forgotten shrine instead. You play this cocky treasure hunter chasing the Sun Treasures, and yeah, there are puzzles and ruins and all that Indiana Jones shit, but the game is very honest about what the real prize is. You wander through this “lost city” that doesn’t feel lost at all, more like it has been waiting just for your horny ass to show up. Every alley feels like someone is watching you from a window, and half the time they actually are, which is where the whole voyeur side kicks in. There is this moment when you’re sneaking through some courtyard at night, pretending to be careful, and then you realize there’s a furry girl on the balcony above, legs spread, just watching you and rubbing herself like it’s her favorite show. You can look away or pretend to be polite, but of course you don’t. You stay. You watch. She knows you watch. The game lets that silence breathe a bit and that actually hits harder than a lot of “in your face” porn stuff.

The furry cast is way hornier than you are, which is honestly kind of nice. You’re the so-called hero, but half the time you’re just being dragged into weird rituals with soft fur on your thighs and a warm tongue around your shaft. One of the early scenes has a fox girl who’s supposed to be guarding some temple gate. She catches you, pushes you against a wall, and starts this slow handjob that keeps getting interrupted by her dumb jokes. She’s cracking up about your “sacred staff” while stroking you way too well, and it’s ridiculous and hot at the same time. When she drops to her knees and starts sucking you off, the game really leans into the sounds and expressions. She pulls away just to laugh at how tense you are, then goes back in deeper. No fake romance speech, just two idiots enjoying each other and it works better than any dramatic love confession. And the thing is, those “romance” bits do creep in, but sideways. You fuck, then you explore the ruins together, then you joke about it, then you accidentally care. The writing plays it casual and stupid, like banter on Discord, then suddenly it hits you with a quiet moment where she’s looking at you a bit too long and you feel something twist in your chest.

The humor is very hit and miss, which is actually part of the charm. There’s one scene where an ancient mural basically looks like badly drawn furry porn, and the main guy comments on it like he’s posting on Twitter, and I laughed way too hard. Then another joke about “sun rods” lands flat, but you’re already getting a blowjob in some dusty archive so you don’t care. The pacing is weird, in a good way. One second you solve a tiny puzzle, pull a lever, expect a hidden door, and instead a secret panel opens and someone inside is masturbating while spying on you. They slam it shut and you can just stand there, imagining what the hell they saw. Later, you actually meet them again, and the game doesn’t make a big deal, it just lets the tension hang while they try to act normal. The adventure vibe stays in the background, reminding you this city has its own rules and everyone here is kind of used to pleasure being part of daily life. Sex is everywhere, but it’s not all dramatic. Sometimes it’s just a quick handjob after a dangerous room, as a “reward” from a companion who pretends it’s no big deal, and sometimes it’s a long, slow oral scene where someone really wants you to remember their tongue. It’s messy, lewd, a little stupid, and very human in that “I came here for treasure and got distracted by hot furry locals” way.

You come back from war all hyped for glory and instead you get this drafty old mansion, a weird title, and a wife who looks like she hugs knives for stress relief. Aeris smiles like she loves you, but every time you pick a dialogue option you’re low-key checking if she’s plotting your funeral or your orgasm. Half the game you’re sitting in this dim room, talking about politics and money and who’s going to screw who over, and then suddenly you’re on your knees between her legs, or she’s on hers, and the camera just goes full “yeah, this is why you’re here, admit it”. It’s like Crusader Kings opened a Pornhub tab and forgot to close it.

The mansion itself feels like a horny ant farm. There’s this servant, Yssa, and she is absolutely not normal. Sometimes she’s obedient and soft and totally in “yes, my lord” mode, and sometimes, if you let her get away with little things, she starts testing how far she can push you. One playthrough I treated her like property, pure “I’m the master, you’re the toy” energy, and the way the scenes shifted into rougher, more corrupt vibes was actually kind of scary hot. Another time I tried to be nice, share power, ask her opinions, and she slowly slid into this quiet, manipulative dom energy, like she was petting the leash around my neck but pretending she wasn’t holding it. The game never shouts “CORRUPTION ROUTE” in your face, but you feel it every time you confirm a choice and the next sex scene lingers a bit longer on who is actually in control. The POV angles during oral are wild too, by the way. Not overblown, just that slow, close-up rhythm where her lips shine and you can see her eyes looking up, and yeah, I had to pause one time because I forgot there was even a plot.

What got me hooked isn’t the amount of sex, because honestly it’s not a nonstop fuckfest. Scenes are spaced out, they tease you hard, you’ll go several decisions in a row just managing gold, alliances, council idiots and who eats at whose table. But when a scene finally triggers, the animation hits like you just unlocked a rare drop in Genshin. I had this moment where Aeris, who I’d been treating as an equal partner, suddenly went hard dom on me in bed, pinning my wrists and riding me like she’d been waiting the whole game, and the dialogue was still in that political tone but twisted into bedroom power talk. Another run, I flipped it and made her into more of a submissive trophy wife, and the exact same room turned into this private stage where I made her kneel beside the bed and take me in her mouth while Yssa “just happened” to walk in. The tension there, with Yssa pretending to be scandalized but not leaving, kind of broke my brain in a good way. Only thing that annoyed me is that sometimes the choice that looks like it will lead to a scene just gives you more council talk instead, and I was sitting there like “I did the mental gymnastics, give me the blowjob, not another debate about trade routes.” But then eventually the game does pay you back with this slow, animated vaginal scene where hips are moving, bodies are grinding, and all that political bullshit suddenly feels like foreplay that took way too long but somehow worked. I still hate that one small UI delay on some menus though. Never getting over that.