Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.

First thing that hit me with this one was that cheap Flash-era vibe in my head, even though it’s not Flash and I’m old for this crap. You get a Fairy Tail face, you get a big cock, you get a throat that is way too brave for a shonen anime girl, and that’s basically the whole religion here. It is a Super Deepthroat style thing, but stripped down, like someone took the original, ripped only the "make her choke on it" part, and said "yeah, that’s enough, who needs the rest". You don’t fiddle with ten menus and sliders, you just pick which familiar waifu will try not to puke on your imaginary dick. Lucy shows up with that cute, slutty smile like she lost another rent bet. Erza has that pissed off "this better be worth it" face while she buries her nose in your pelvis. Juvia looks like she’s about to melt from just tasting the tip. Meredy is the type you kinda forget exists until she suddenly has drool strings down her chin and you go "ah right, pink hair girl". Mavis looks too innocent for this and then she’s balls deep and your brain just switches off. No plot monologue, no fake romance, just throat abuse in cosplay.

What I like, and kinda hate at same time, is how the animation focuses on the ugly little details that most newer porn games skip because they wanna be "sexy" and not "messy". Here you get the neck bulge when the head goes all the way down, eyes going a bit cross when she hits that last inch, mascara-like lines even though it’s not really makeup, spit stretching between shaft and lips every time she pulls back for air. When she fails to take it all you hear that short gag sound, not too long, just enough to trigger that primitive part of your brain. Sometimes she powers through and swallows again, sometimes her tongue kind of spasms under the head and that is weirdly the best part. No one is talking, and honestly that makes it hotter, like it is pure job, nothing emotional, just "shove that thing in until it disappears". There is almost no variety if you look at it coldly, it is the same motion again and again, but then they make Lucy’s eyes water slightly faster than Erza’s, or Juvia’s lips stay wrapped tighter on the way up, and suddenly you’re spending way too long comparing imaginary blowjob technique like some porn nerd professor. I was half expecting some goofy magic effect, like Erza changing outfits mid throat, or Mavis glowing while she swallows, but no, it stays grounded in one single obsession: Fairy Tail girls used as cock sheaths. It’s lazy in a good way, focused like a pervert with tunnel vision, and if you ever played the old Super Deepthroat to practice timing your "finish" with the gag animation, you already know exactly what kind of degenerate rhythm this thing is tapping into.

This one feels like somebody got drunk on season 1 Rick and Morty, opened a sex toy store in their browser, and just started poking at it until something filthy happened. It’s not trying to be smart sci-fi, it’s more like “ok, you wanted to fuck around in this universe, here, go nuts”. You jump in and it’s basically one long, focused scene: Morty awkward as hell, that hot redhead there like a walking bad idea, and you’re quietly steering everything, choosing what happens, where, how, in what order. There’s no huge world, no giant questline, just you pressing buttons on the top of the screen, swapping backgrounds and tweaks like you’re switching channels on Pornhub, except the actors never leave the room. That part I actually like a lot, it feels lazy but in a comfy way, like the game knows what you’re here for and doesn’t waste time pretending otherwise.

When the threesome finally kicks in, it’s funny and fucked up at same time. Morty has that nervous, “I can’t believe this is happening” vibe, and the redhead moves like she’s been reading the wrong subreddits for too long. You go from oral to vaginal and back again with a couple of clicks, and it’s kind of messy in a good way, the rhythm is a bit off, animations sometimes feel like a GIF loop from some old site, but the dirty energy is there. I had this one moment where I switched the background mid-blowjob and suddenly they were in another location, and for some reason that stupid jump made it ten times hotter, like some bootleg portal gun sex experiment. Also the sound levels are weird, I had Spotify on and her moans randomly blasted over my playlist, scared the shit out of me and I still didn’t turn it off. That tells you something. There’s not a big dialogue system or branching story, you’re basically choreographing who sucks what first and how deep Morty goes before things slide into full-on fucking. It’s crude, but honest.

Rick is technically around as part of the whole vibe, like you can feel the show’s chaos in the way the scene is set up, but the main focus is Morty getting dragged into this XXX mess. Sometimes I wished there was one more option, like a different angle on the blowjob or a little more control during penetration, then I clicked something random and the lighting changed and I forgot what I was annoyed about. The redhead is the real star anyway, the game knows it, the camera knows it, you’ll know it after like twenty seconds when you see how she handles both ends of the action. It feels like an early build that never stopped existing, a parody that just leans straight into oral and vaginal like those are the only two stats that matter, and honestly, for this kind of thing, that’s almost enough. It’s trashy, weirdly charming, occasionally janky, and exactly the kind of browser sin you tell yourself you’re just going to “check quickly” and then stay longer than you planned.

Sparky the mischievous elf has been grinding away in Santa’s workshop, and now he’s itching for a raise but Mrs. Claus isn’t about to hand over cash so easily. Instead of money, she’s plotting to reward Sparky with something far more carnal and tempting.

The festive backdrop of twinkling lights and cozy firesides melts away as the real action heats up between them. Sparks fly as Mrs. Claus casts off her red velvet dress revealing big, luscious breasts that leave Sparky breathless.

This game doesn’t hold back on the hardcore action. Sparky’s small elf hands explore every inch of Mrs. Claus’s body, teasing her juicy nipples before plunging himself deep into her welcoming heat.

There’s a thrilling mix of domination and submission, with Sparky taking control yet utterly lost in her sensual power. The entire encounter is drenched in raw emotion and primal desire, making it clear that this Christmas is unlike any other.

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Why bother with boring presents when you can unwrap Mrs. Claus herself?.

This full version of Meet’n’Fuck’s Christmas special offers jaw-dropping visuals and filthy scenes you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? The North Pole never looked so hot.