Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.

First time I launched *House of Shinobi*, I kinda laughed because the main menu music tried *so hard* to sound grand and brooding that it looped in this weird offbeat way - almost like the composer’s laptop was overheating. But then something strange happened. I got pulled in. The way the game paces itself - slow, quiet scenes between sudden bursts of raw, filthy intensity - reminds me of watching late-night anime on a borrowed DVD player when the volume button didn’t work and you had to ride the tension between “God, this is hot” and “Please don't let anyone walk in.” That feeling’s still there, buried under all the messy UI. I swear I stared at the save screen for full five minutes wondering which thumbnail was my actual progress. But that’s kind of the point: it’s accidental intimacy mixed with clunky obsession.

When the game goes erotic, it doesn’t hold back. The moans aren’t cleanly recorded; they’re layered like someone mixed them through an old cassette filter, and somehow it fits better than most ‘HD’ adult games. The scenes with Tsunade and Hinata hit different moods - one warm and messy, the other oddly gentle, like you’re being dared to keep eye contact. It’s not just pixel art but deliberate rhythm: the breathing, the softened thuds, the moment right before a slap lands. Even the humiliation stuff - which I usually skip - felt written by someone who hates and loves their characters at once. That inner contradiction, man… it gets under your skin.

The funny part? Every now and then, the sandbox sections drag you into managing chores or wandering alleyways, like filler episodes in the middle of chaos. I both hated and loved it. It kinda reminded me of grinding in *Honey Select* but with accidental moral consequences. And let’s be honest: nobody needs a moral lesson after three back-to-back creampie routes, yet when Kushina looks at you afterward and says nothing, that silence lingers. Maybe the game isn’t trying to say anything deep. Or maybe it’s mocking the idea that desire ever needed a reason. I still don’t like the font, though.

Damn, I was expecting some polished AAI production but got this weird fever dream instead. The whole premise sounds like someone threw every popular waifu into a blender with vacation vibes - you got Hinata lounging by pools, Tsunade doing... well, Tsunade things, and somehow Makima ended up serving cocktails? The art's all over the place too, some CG looks decent while others feel rushed, but honestly that's part of the charm. You're this resort worker trying to bang basically every anime girl who ever made you question your life choices during puberty.

What gets me is how they just dumped everyone together without caring about continuity. Bulma's chatting with Nami about... resort management I guess? While Yor's doing her assassin thing but in a bikini. The dialogue ranges from surprisingly sweet romance attempts to straight-up "let's fuck behind the tiki bar" energy. Some scenes with Mitsuri actually made me feel things before immediately cutting to Nobara being aggressive as hell - gave me whiplash but not complaining. The sandbox elements let you wander around hitting on whoever, though the interaction system feels clunky. Sometimes clicking on Yoruichi just makes her repeat the same flirty line three times.

The sex scenes vary wildly - some are genuinely hot with decent buildup, others feel like they were animated by someone who learned anatomy from hentai exclusively. Shinobu's route surprised me with actual character development before the inevitable creampie finale. Meanwhile Makima's just... being Makima but horny, which works I guess? The whole thing feels unfinished in places, dialogue cuts off mid-sentence sometimes, but there's enough content to keep you busy. Just don't expect AAA polish when you're getting your rocks off to seeing Momo in situations that'd make her classmates blush.

This one is basically someone asking, “what if those famous poke-women were less about battles and more about getting absolutely ruined,” and then actually following through with it. Story is simple on the surface: you’re not chasing monsters, you’re hunting their trainers. Or mothers. Or champions. The whole thing flips the usual journey idea into “collect a full set of horny women and see who breaks first.” Instead of grinding levels, you’re kind of grinding their resistance, if that makes sense. It starts almost innocent, like regular parody stuff, then suddenly you’re tossing that H pokeball and she’s on her knees calling you master like it was the most natural thing.

The first real shock for me was when you use the ball on Delia. In the main series she’s this soft, caring mom that makes sandwiches and talks about your health. Here she’s smiling, then there’s a flash, and the next second she’s kneeling with drool on her chin, looking up at you like your cock is her new religion. The game doesn’t really waste time on big emotional scenes, it just goes straight to things like forced oral and “yes, master” dialogue. Her mouth animations go from slow and shy to sloppy and eager, and every time the text pops up where she thanks you for using her, it hits that weird mix of wrong and hot. And then the game pretends none of that is messed up and just moves on to the next target. I kind of liked that total lack of guilt, even though the writing sometimes feels like someone typed it in a hurry between porn tabs on Chrome and forgot to spellcheck half the lines. There’s one line where a character moans “I am feel so good, master” and it broke my brain for a second. I still remember it, which is more than I can say for half of the porn games I tried on itch and Nutaku.

Cynthia’s stuff is where it got interesting and also kind of stupid at the same time. She’s always shown as this cool, confident champion in the anime, and here the whole idea is that you knock that calm attitude off her face one thrust at a time. The first time you trap her, she’s acting pissed, calling you a pervert, trying to keep her composure. Then that H pokeball glow hits and her pupils change, and suddenly she’s grinding on you like she’s been waiting her whole life for a thick cock from a random trainer. There’s this one scene where she’s riding you, her skin tone contrasted against yours in proper interracial porn style, and the text says she’s “losing all sense of dignity while her pussy begs for more.” The thing is, a few lines later she’s back to cool champion talk, like she didn’t just scream your name with her tongue hanging out. That whiplash is weird, but also kind of fun, in a trashy RP sort of way. And the harem angle sneaks up on you: suddenly you have Delia on one side, Cynthia on the other, and Lenora showing up as this total powerhouse milf, thick thighs and big tits that bounce way too much to be practical. There’s a part where you’re making Lenora suck you while Cynthia licks your balls, and Delia is waiting her turn, and the whole thing feels like a browser tab you’d open on XVideos with “harem” and “milf” filters on. I still wish the game didn’t reuse certain moan sounds so often, it got stuck in my head like a TikTok audio, and not in a good way. But the raw idea of turning these women into your own little slave collection, passing them around your cock like they’re just another badge to earn, that hits a very dirty fantasy nerve. It’s not clever, not classy, sometimes not even written well, but it is horny in a very direct, shameless way that a lot of polished stuff somehow forgets.