This whole thing feels like someone took every anime waifu you've ever crushed on and threw them into a blender with gacha mechanics. Pocket Waifu's got everyone - Megumin doing her explosion thing, Lucoa being all thicc dragon energy, even Tatsumaki looking perpetually annoyed while somehow being incredibly fuckable. The clicking gets mindless fast but honestly? That's kinda the point. You're not here for complex gameplay, you're here because seeing Rias Gremory in progressively skimpier outfits while numbers go up hits some primal part of your brain that retail therapy usually handles.

The progression system is whatever - click, level up, unlock scene, repeat. But fuck me the variety is impressive in a chaotic way. One minute you're getting a titjob from Lucy Heartfilia, next you're balls deep in some Nikke girl whose name I can't pronounce. The animations aren't groundbreaking but they get the job done, especially when Erza's doing that thing with her tongue or when Hinata finally stops being shy and goes full slut mode. Rosa from Pokemon looking absolutely stacked was not something I expected but here we are. The costumes unlock pretty regularly which keeps things fresh - nothing beats seeing Darkness in a maid outfit begging for it.

What's wild is how they managed to cram so many different series together without it feeling completely schizophrenic. Though honestly the Kobayashi dragon maids feel a bit out of place next to the more explicitly sexual characters, but whatever, Ilulu's tits make up for any tonal inconsistencies. The anal scenes with Sakura Matou hit different when you're three hours deep into idle clicking. Sometimes I forget I'm supposed to be managing resources and just end up staring at Yor Forger's ass physics for way too long. The mobile interface works fine but occasionally the click detection gets wonky during the more intense scenes which is annoying when you're trying to... multitask.

I swear this game messed with my head more than any so-called “psychological” visual novel ever did. You wake up rich, spoiled, surrounded by girls who look like they stepped straight out of some fever-dream crossover - like, imagine Asuka Langley arguing with Hinata about who gets to sit closer to you at breakfast, and then Merlin just casually walks in wearing nothing but a towel that doesn’t even try to do its job. It’s ridiculous, yet there’s something weirdly believable about it. Maybe because the dream logic fits too well: everything looks perfect, but your brain keeps whispering that something’s off. I liked that uneasy feeling until it got buried under all the moaning and skin. Then again, maybe that’s the point - when reality breaks, people reach for pleasure first. Or I’m overthinking pixels again.

There’s this scene - I won’t spoil too much - but you’re supposed to choose between helping Yor Forger study or letting Jinx drag you to her room. I picked Yor, thinking it’d be wholesome. Yeah, right. Five clicks later she’s on the desk, glasses half-off, saying things no spy should ever say. The animation isn’t flawless; sometimes her eyes lag behind her face, which made me laugh when I shouldn’t have. But that glitchy charm stuck with me longer than any of the polished stuff. And the sound design? Way too real. My cheap headphones couldn’t handle Tsunade’s voice purring through them. Still, I kept replaying the same moment like an idiot chasing déjà vu.

Funny thing: I started playing for the sexy chaos, but ended up stuck thinking about that blank-memory setup. Like maybe the main guy deserves the confusion. Maybe we all do. It’s a horny game pretending to be philosophical - or a philosophical game pretending to be horny. Doesn’t matter. When Nami whispers something about “remembering the wrong things,” I actually paused. Then I unpaused, because, well… she was already moving.

Bleach nerds, this one hits right in that part of the brain that went “holy shit” the first time Yoruichi showed up naked in cat form and you tried to pretend you were just watching for the plot. The game drops you straight into this messy otaku room, monitor glowing, keyboard somewhere under the junk, and it’s literally just you, your dick, and a line-up of Soul Society girls taking turns bouncing on you like they owe you rent. No story pretense, no “oh no, hollow attack, we must have sex to survive” nonsense. You pick the girl on the side panel, she appears on top of you, and boom, you’re in full POV with her tits in your face and your brain going, “I should be ashamed, but I’m not.” Yoruichi’s caramel skin, that smug little look like she’s the one in control even while she’s riding you silly, works way too well here. Then you swap to Rangiku and suddenly the screen is just boobs. Everywhere. Zero respect for gravity, just big soft pillows smashing together while she grinds down. I had to pause once because my phone buzzed with a Discord notification and I almost alt-tabbed from pure shame reaction.

Orihime is kind of the funniest one in this setup. She’s got that soft, slightly dorky expression, breasts way too big for any normal spine, and she’s just happily jumping on your cock like it’s some weird after-school hobby. There’s a tiny bit of jank in the animation when she speeds up, like her boobs are lagging behind the rest of her body, but honestly it made me laugh more than it annoyed me. Nel is there in her grown-up form, long green hair swinging, and it’s wild because one second you’re remembering her cute loli version from the anime and the next second she’s slamming down on you like a porn star who knows exactly how much you’ve been thinking about her for years. Rukia is the weird one here. Suddenly she has bigger boobs than canon and my brain keeps going “who the hell is this” before the rest of my body answers, “shut up, we’re busy.” I kept thinking her smaller chest fit her personality better, but then she’s on top, riding hard, hair moving, face flushed, and it becomes very easy to make peace with the upgrade. Controls are simple click and go, you change girls with that left side menu, adjust pace, watch them bounce, and that’s about it. No hidden routes, no endings where you collect all of them into some clean harem household. It’s just you cheating on all of them with each other in the same damn room, one after another, like some perverted gacha where the only currency is your stamina bar. I kinda wish there was at least one small scene where they notice they’re sharing you and either get jealous or decide to team up, but that’s never happening and I’ve accepted it. Still, sitting there with Yoruichi on top, swapping to Rangiku mid-thrust, then jumping to Orihime just to see the boob physics lose their mind, it felt like the exact kind of trashy fan fantasy everyone pretends they’re too mature for, right until the tab is open and the pants are not.

Man, this is one weird fucking tech demo that somehow manages to be both frustrating and oddly compelling at the same time. You're basically this dude wandering around what feels like a broken RPG where everyone's stuck in NPC mode - they just stand there doing their programmed routines until you click the right spots or say the magic words. But here's where it gets interesting: you can bypass all that bullshit and just... do stuff to them anyway. The elf chick by the fountain? She'll keep talking about fetch quests while you're literally groping her tits. It's like the game world doesn't give a shit about consent mechanics, which is both the whole point and kinda unsettling if you think about it too hard.

The art's decent enough - nothing groundbreaking but the monster girls look fuckable and the animations don't make your eyes bleed. There's this one scene with a demon girl where she's going through her dialogue tree about needing rare herbs while you're balls deep in her ass, and she just keeps talking like nothing's happening. It's absurd but somehow works? The oral scenes are probably the best animated ones, especially when you get the exhibitionism stuff going in the town square. Everyone just walks by like it's Tuesday. Actually, wait - I think I complained about the dialogue being repetitive but honestly some of the NPC responses when you interrupt their scripts are pretty funny.

Look, it's clearly unfinished and rough around the edges. The point-and-click interface feels clunky sometimes, and there's this annoying bug where characters get stuck mid-animation. But there's something genuinely unique about the whole "reality doesn't apply to the player" concept that kept me clicking around longer than I expected. It's like playing god in the horniest possible way, which... yeah, that's probably the appeal right there.