Dawn wakes up on this quiet orange-pink beach, sky still cold, water flat like it is waiting for something dirty to happen. She is tired, backpack half empty, pokeballs rattling, stomach making more noise than the wild mons. No cute sponsor, no friendly professor sending cash on the phone app, only some shady quest marker glowing over this fat guy near the broken pier. Typical hentai setup, we know, but the writing actually leans into it. He doesn’t even pretend to help her. He just looks at her clothes, that short skirt and tight top, and says it straight: “You want money, you bend over.” It’s trashy, it’s blunt, and it hits hard because the game never cuts away to something heroic. There is no pretend romance. Just a trainer girl who hunted all night and now has to pay for breakfast with her ass.

The walk from the dialog box to that broken fence in the sand is way hotter than it should be. Nothing really “happens” yet, just these little pixel animations of Dawn fidgeting, pulling her skirt down, then giving up. You move her, you can cancel and run back, but you don’t. We didn’t. She reaches that ruined bit of rail, the camera shifts, and suddenly her knees are in the sand and you get that side view of her ass pushed out. Her panties go down in one rough pull, no soft romance, and there is this short frame where her pussy is just there in pixelart, little white shine where wetness should be. Then he grabs her hips from behind and rams in without warm up. It looks painful. It looks fucking good. I liked how they show her trying to stay quiet because there are wild mons in the grass behind them. It’s silly and it aroused the hell out of us. Doggystyle in the open, with the sea just a few steps away, her fingers clawing the sand each time he thrusts in. Sometimes her head lifts, eyes wide, like she wants to protest, then the next frame she’s blushing and biting her lip. The rhythm of the animation is weird. Sometimes too fast, then slow for like five loops, which made it feel less like a porn template and more like some guy actually messing up his pace while fucking her.

Sex for cash can be boring when games try to be “dark” and then show nothing. Here they show everything, but somehow it still feels a bit pathetic. After enough thrust cycles, you can choose if he pulls out or not. We went for creampie first, because of course. When he finishes, there is this thick cumshot that stays inside, then slowly leaks out between her lips, making little white drops in the sand while she still breathes hard. It’s cheap pixel goo, but it hits. Second time we tried the outside option. He jerks half out of her, sprays all over her ass and lower back, and the game lets you keep staring while it drips down between her cheeks. There is a tiny janky detail that drove me crazy: one white pixel stays stuck at the edge of her skirt, like the dev forgot to clean it. I kept looking at that damn pixel instead of the rest. The humiliation angle works, mostly because she pulls her panties back up with cum still on her skin, stands there with her legs shaking, then walks to the town vendor like this is just another quest reward. No big drama, no slow piano music, no fake redemption. She gets her money. She buys food. She goes back to looking for monsters in the grass with a used pussy and sand still stuck on her knees. Honestly, it’s filthy and kind of hot and also kind of sad, and it made us want a longer game while at the same time I’m not sure I’d handle more of it without needing a cold shower.

This thing is basically someone looking at old-school Pokémon, staring at Misty a bit too long, and then deciding, “Ok, but what if all pretense just vanish and we go full porn brain?” You boot it up and there she is, that classic short-haired redhead trainer look, already in a stance that is not made for battling anything except your patience. The whole setup is super simple on purpose: it is just you, Misty, and her monster partner who clearly skipped leg day and invested all points into cock stat. No story about gyms or badges, no walking through grass, just jump straight to the part Rule 34 promised years ago.

What actually surprised me is how much time I spent just messing with her face and accessories. There is that silly moment where you are in full horny mode, hand on mouse, dick in other hand, and somehow you suddenly care way too much about if she has the side ponytail or the regular one. You start swapping her expressions, trying to match them with what is going on. Little smirk while the monster cock is just sliding in? Or wide-eyed “oh fuck” face when it goes deeper than anything safe? I kept flicking between these for like ten minutes, which is not how normal people masturbate, but whatever. You can toss on some different accessories, tweak her look a bit, and you end up with this weird pseudo roleplay where she is still Misty, but not really the Misty from your Game Boy days. Or exactly her. Depends how cursed your memories are.

The actual sex part is dumb in that good way. They do not pretend it is romantic or slow. It is straight up “trainer meets monster, trainer gets railed, loop continues until you are done”. The scale of the monster cock is honestly ridiculous, like someone dragged the slider all the way to “this would kill a human” and said “perfect”. Half the fun is just watching her body react, that mix of porn logic and cartoon physics, like she is going to snap in half but then she just moans harder. People who grew up secretly crushing on her in the anime will probably feel a tiny bit called out. There is one tiny thing that annoyed me though: when you change an accessory and the expression resets in a way that kills the mood for a second. It is minor, but it broke my rhythm more than once and I am still kind of salty about it for no real reason. Anyway, this is not deep, it is not clever, it does not try to be anything except “fuck Misty with an absurd monster cock while you tweak her face like a horny character creator”, and honestly, that is exactly the mess it should be.

Anyone who grew up yelling at a Game Boy screen is going to recognize way too much in this thing, and that’s kind of the charm and the problem at same time. This is not really a “game” like you’re used to, more like you walked into some horny collector’s browser folder and they just slapped a menu on top. You click in, you get slammed by a wall of hentai art that goes from “haha, naughty cosplay” to “ok, this is just full on porn parody, no shame at all.” Human girls in those ripped trainer outfits, gym leaders spread out and begging, some of the Pokémon turned into sexy monster-girls with big tits, some pics where it’s more like the original cartoon characters but drawn with extra curves and zero clothing. It jumps around a lot. One moment it’s a cute, shy psychic girl being gently teased, next screen is a hardcore gangbang with a character that clearly was supposed to be wholesome in the show, and you just kinda shrug and keep clicking. That’s the real loop: click, stare, zoom with your eyes, regret a little, click again.

What got me is how fast you go from “I’ll just peek a bit for nostalgia” to actually hunting for specific characters. I caught myself trying to “collect” them like the old days, checking if my favorite gym leader shows up, or that one smug rival girl. When she finally appeared, tied up and covered in cum, I actually said “finally” out loud like an idiot. That’s the moment I realized the thing works on pure Pokémon brain chemicals. You don’t have battles, you don’t have stats, but your brain still goes “I gotta see them all.” It’s funny because the quality of the drawings jumps around like crazy. Some pics look like they came out of a good Pixiv artist who lives and breathes this fetish, with clean lines, sexy poses, nice shading on thighs and boobs. Then suddenly you click again and boom, you’re staring at something that looks like it was drawn on a school laptop during math class, weird hands, faces a bit off, proportions gone to hell. And still, you don’t stop. I even got slightly annoyed that there isn’t a simple “favorite” button or at least some way to tag the best ones. You see this one perfect scene with a certain redheaded trainer getting double penetrated in a field that totally looks like a route from the old games, and later you want to go back to it and of course you can’t find it again. I spent way too long clicking around like an idiot for that one image and then got distracted by some other filthy pic with a legendary being used like a sex mount. That’s how it goes in here: you come in thinking you’ll just check two or three pics, and suddenly you are basically speedrunning your own shame gallery, half hard, half laughing at how far from Saturday morning cartoons this thing has gone.

Ash going to school instead of running around the bushes catching rats sounds dumb on paper, but this game leans into that in a really horny way. You’re basically dropped into this super thirsty academy where everyone is way too hot to be worrying about homework. You play as a male protagonist who’s supposed to be about “learning about the world” but in practice you’re just wandering corridors, flirting with girls who have asses that could crush a Snorlax and tits that make you forget what class you were going to. It pretends to be about school life and exams and “growth” then suddenly you’re on a rooftop with a girl pressed against the fence, breathing hard, talking about her battle strategy while your hand is under her skirt. Priorities.

What caught me off guard is how much this feels like a messed-up dating simulator glued on top of a nerdy turn based battle system. One moment you’re sitting in class trying not to stare at the MILF teacher’s chest as she leans over your desk, the next you’re setting up a team to go fight some monster in a training hall, and the whole time the game is teasing you. Girl bends over to pick up a Poké Ball, skirt rides up just enough. Another one sits on the desk with her thighs spread a little too wide, talking about “type advantages” while she gives you these slow, lazy looks like she already knows your weakness. It’s constant edging. You think “ok now I finally get to fuck someone” and the scene cuts right before the good part, only for the payoff to hit later when you’re not expecting it, like after some exam or a dumb school festival. I actually alt-tabbed out to Telegram once because the pacing was trolling me, and then came back right into a scene where some big tit girl is straddling you in your dorm room, grinding on your lap, whispering she likes how “strong” your team is while clearly not talking about the team.

The harem thing isn’t subtle at all. You start trying to focus on one girl and suddenly another one with bigger tits and bigger ass shows up in the hallway, asking if you want to “train together after class” and you’re there like, yeah sure, academic reasons, absolutely. They flirt differently too, which surprised me more than it should. One is all shy and blushy, pulling her jacket tight over her chest, just begging you to tease her, while another is the type to drag you to an empty classroom, lock the door and sit on your face like she’s claiming territory. Ash as a character is almost funny in this context, because the guy who used to sleep in the woods with a Pikachu is now stuck in a dorm full of horny classmates and a couple of MILFs pretending to be responsible adults. The teasing is relentless. Girls press up against you during battles, hug your arm in the cafeteria, send you messages at night asking if you’re “busy” and then show up in tiny shorts anyway. It looks like an adventure about monsters on the surface, but slowly it turns into this slow-burn sex marathon where every choice you make at school somehow ends with you surrounded by girls who all want your attention and your dick, and honestly, I’m not even mad about it.