Isekai Brothel feels like someone cracked open my anime watchlist, dumped it on the bed, and said, “Ok, pick who you wanna fuck first.” It’s a dating sim wrapped around a brothel idea, but not the usual boring “pick one route, marry waifu, roll credits”. Here you jump between worlds and timelines, grab girls from different series, and basically run this horny multiverse where fidelity is a suggestion, not a rule. As a poly person this hits weirdly close to my fantasy: not needing to “pick best girl”, just stacking them like a chaotic harem Jenga tower and seeing what breaks first, your dick or your free time. And yeah, it’s messy. The art style and scenes don’t always match perfectly between girls, the transitions sometimes feel like someone hit the skip button too fast, but honestly that fits the vibe. It feels like a porn stash, not a museum.

What I liked a lot is how it leans hard into the “brothel” part without pretending to be moral about it. You flirt, you pay, you fuck. Sometimes you date first, sometimes you go straight to raw dog in a rented room. One moment I was having a kinda sweet “date” with a shy girl, choosing dialog options that made her open up, and then suddenly I was balls-deep while she begged me not to pull out. The jump from wholesome to filthy is fast and I actually enjoy that whiplash. There are quick sex scenes for when you just want a 2-minute stress relief, and longer dates where you build some tension before ruining her makeup. The game throws in fetishes pretty casually, like, “Oh, you clicked this girl again? Guess we’re doing anal now” and doesn’t over-explain anything. It trusts that if you’re on an adult site and recognize half these characters, you already know what you’re here for. One tiny thing that annoyed me: sometimes dialog sounds like it was translated twice through Google, then drunk-edited, but honestly I still liked that more than fake polished porn writing that nobody talks like.

The multiverse teleport tech is a cool excuse for why everyone is in one place, but the real fun is when you start mentally mixing “lore” from different shows while you’re mid-thrust. I was fucking a certain very proud, very stacked demon girl while thinking “if her boss from that other universe walked in right now, he’d probably applaud.” Then I switched to a sweet healer-type girl and went from rough choking and hair pulling to soft missionary and kissing like some kind of emotional whiplash speedrun. The game doesn’t punish you for jumping from girl to girl; it almost encourages it, like “you liked that dommy mommy? Nice, go cuddle the awkward schoolgirl now, coward.” It’s not trying to be classy, and I appreciate that a lot. Sex here can be romantic, sure, but it can also be just sloppy blowjob in a side room while other clients are busy in the back. I kinda wish there were more scenes where the girls interact with each other and not only with you, like full-on group sessions that acknowledge relationships between them, but at the same time I like the feeling that I’m sneaking from room to room, collecting different bodies and personalities like a horny little goblin. The whole thing feels like a guilty browser tab you forget to close, which is exactly how this kind of game should feel.

I didn’t expect to laugh this much while, you know, also being wildly turned on. *Furry Bang Town* sounds like some cheap meme bait, but halfway through the first date scene with that smug wolf barista (he keeps pretending he’s bored while his tail literally wags), I realized this game knows exactly what it’s doing. There’s this weird mix of parody and genuine horniness - it flirts with irony but still goes all in when things get wet. The humor hits that awkward space where you don’t know if you’re supposed to cringe or moan. And the writing? Kind of broken in places, but in a way that feels like someone poured their kinks into Google Translate and said, “good enough.” It works. Too well maybe.

I keep thinking about Judy - not the movie one, but the version here who’s somehow both a cop and a futa stripper on weekends. Her route wrecked me; she teases like she’s reading your mind, then there’s this beach scene where she just drops the uniform and starts talking about “justice” while grinding against your thigh. It’s ridiculous. I almost closed the tab, but the sound design pulled me back - heavy breathing layered with seagulls and waves, absurdly effective. Then suddenly, boom, Pokémon crossover out of nowhere. A Lucario bartender offering “protein shots.” I wanted to roll my eyes, but I was already clicking through dialogue faster than I’d like to admit.

The public use scenes are messy in every sense - crowded cafe bathrooms, fur everywhere, people pretending not to watch. It’s filthy, kind of funny, and weirdly intimate. I hated that it made me feel something beyond just arousal. Also, the ending just stops mid-sentence, like the dev gave up or came too early. Still, I can’t stop thinking about that line where the pony character whispers, “You smell like story.” What does that even mean? Maybe nothing. Maybe everything. I’m probably overthinking it, but whatever - this game got under my skin in ways it really shouldn’t have.

This one is basically someone asking, “what if those famous poke-women were less about battles and more about getting absolutely ruined,” and then actually following through with it. Story is simple on the surface: you’re not chasing monsters, you’re hunting their trainers. Or mothers. Or champions. The whole thing flips the usual journey idea into “collect a full set of horny women and see who breaks first.” Instead of grinding levels, you’re kind of grinding their resistance, if that makes sense. It starts almost innocent, like regular parody stuff, then suddenly you’re tossing that H pokeball and she’s on her knees calling you master like it was the most natural thing.

The first real shock for me was when you use the ball on Delia. In the main series she’s this soft, caring mom that makes sandwiches and talks about your health. Here she’s smiling, then there’s a flash, and the next second she’s kneeling with drool on her chin, looking up at you like your cock is her new religion. The game doesn’t really waste time on big emotional scenes, it just goes straight to things like forced oral and “yes, master” dialogue. Her mouth animations go from slow and shy to sloppy and eager, and every time the text pops up where she thanks you for using her, it hits that weird mix of wrong and hot. And then the game pretends none of that is messed up and just moves on to the next target. I kind of liked that total lack of guilt, even though the writing sometimes feels like someone typed it in a hurry between porn tabs on Chrome and forgot to spellcheck half the lines. There’s one line where a character moans “I am feel so good, master” and it broke my brain for a second. I still remember it, which is more than I can say for half of the porn games I tried on itch and Nutaku.

Cynthia’s stuff is where it got interesting and also kind of stupid at the same time. She’s always shown as this cool, confident champion in the anime, and here the whole idea is that you knock that calm attitude off her face one thrust at a time. The first time you trap her, she’s acting pissed, calling you a pervert, trying to keep her composure. Then that H pokeball glow hits and her pupils change, and suddenly she’s grinding on you like she’s been waiting her whole life for a thick cock from a random trainer. There’s this one scene where she’s riding you, her skin tone contrasted against yours in proper interracial porn style, and the text says she’s “losing all sense of dignity while her pussy begs for more.” The thing is, a few lines later she’s back to cool champion talk, like she didn’t just scream your name with her tongue hanging out. That whiplash is weird, but also kind of fun, in a trashy RP sort of way. And the harem angle sneaks up on you: suddenly you have Delia on one side, Cynthia on the other, and Lenora showing up as this total powerhouse milf, thick thighs and big tits that bounce way too much to be practical. There’s a part where you’re making Lenora suck you while Cynthia licks your balls, and Delia is waiting her turn, and the whole thing feels like a browser tab you’d open on XVideos with “harem” and “milf” filters on. I still wish the game didn’t reuse certain moan sounds so often, it got stuck in my head like a TikTok audio, and not in a good way. But the raw idea of turning these women into your own little slave collection, passing them around your cock like they’re just another badge to earn, that hits a very dirty fantasy nerve. It’s not clever, not classy, sometimes not even written well, but it is horny in a very direct, shameless way that a lot of polished stuff somehow forgets.

This whole thing feels like someone took every anime waifu you've ever crushed on and threw them into a blender with gacha mechanics. Pocket Waifu's got everyone - Megumin doing her explosion thing, Lucoa being all thicc dragon energy, even Tatsumaki looking perpetually annoyed while somehow being incredibly fuckable. The clicking gets mindless fast but honestly? That's kinda the point. You're not here for complex gameplay, you're here because seeing Rias Gremory in progressively skimpier outfits while numbers go up hits some primal part of your brain that retail therapy usually handles.

The progression system is whatever - click, level up, unlock scene, repeat. But fuck me the variety is impressive in a chaotic way. One minute you're getting a titjob from Lucy Heartfilia, next you're balls deep in some Nikke girl whose name I can't pronounce. The animations aren't groundbreaking but they get the job done, especially when Erza's doing that thing with her tongue or when Hinata finally stops being shy and goes full slut mode. Rosa from Pokemon looking absolutely stacked was not something I expected but here we are. The costumes unlock pretty regularly which keeps things fresh - nothing beats seeing Darkness in a maid outfit begging for it.

What's wild is how they managed to cram so many different series together without it feeling completely schizophrenic. Though honestly the Kobayashi dragon maids feel a bit out of place next to the more explicitly sexual characters, but whatever, Ilulu's tits make up for any tonal inconsistencies. The anal scenes with Sakura Matou hit different when you're three hours deep into idle clicking. Sometimes I forget I'm supposed to be managing resources and just end up staring at Yor Forger's ass physics for way too long. The mobile interface works fine but occasionally the click detection gets wonky during the more intense scenes which is annoying when you're trying to... multitask.