There’s this weird moment when the game loads and your brain quietly goes, “Ah, okay, this one’s about turning people into living sex dolls,” and instead of closing the tab you lean closer. That’s kind of the tone here. The whole thing orbits around this guy who very obviously has too much free time and access to tech he should not have, using it to “perfect” the girls around him. They start normal enough, with faces that still look like they’d complain about taxes, then slowly slide into that glossy doll look, where the eyes shine a bit too much and the lips are just made for choking on bad ideas. The 3D base is already chunky and soft in all the right places, then the AI touch smooths everything out into this oddly hypnotic blend. Half the time I wasn’t sure if I was admiring the curves or trying to spot the AI artifacts in the hair. Both kind of sexy in different ways.

The bimbo vibe doesn’t hit you all at once. It creeps. At first the girls talk more or less like normal people, then the dialogue starts bending. Less logic, more “daddy yes.” There’s this one scene where a girl is arguing about her job and then halfway through the conversation she just sort of forgets what she was mad about and starts asking if her tits look big enough for him now. That shift is hotter than the actual sex scene that follows. The game lets you poke around with little choices that nudge them further: more makeup, dumber lines, bigger everything. You’re not just clicking through porn, you’re kind of curating your own disaster. The camera loves the big ass focus too. It lingers in close shots, low angles, cheap porn energy. Sometimes it even ignores the expression work on their faces to just sit behind them while they wobble on some cock, which is both annoying and totally what I kept watching for.

The guy you play is as deep as a puddle, but it works. He’s a blank, smug shape that exists to press buttons and watch girls swell, inside and out. There’s a scene in a cheap apartment where he’s guiding a girl in front of a mirror, telling her what parts of herself are “useful” now. Tits and ass get named, brain doesn’t even qualify, and she smiles like he complimented her soul. The writing there hits a little too real, then the next line is so goofy it breaks the mood and you remember you’re just jerking off to fantasy. The mix of AI-rendered skin and 3D curves sometimes makes the nipples look slightly off, like they’re painted on silicone, but for a story about turning women into dolls that actually kind of fits. I got more turned on by the progression screens than the straight up sex in some routes, watching the before and after shots. Normal girl, then bigger lips, then stupidly huge tits, then eyes that look like they’ve been empty for hours. It’s messed up. It’s horny. I closed the tab once, then opened it again ten minutes later because that one blonde with the ridiculous ass would not leave my brain alone.

Game feels like spying on your neighbors through the thin wall, but somebody cranked the horny up to eleven and gave you a free camera. You’ve got this newlywed couple, still kind of shiny and stupid in love, and the whole thing keeps asking one question: how far can you push them before they start fucking up everything they promised each other. It’s all narrated in third person, which sounds boring, but actually works, because the game talks about them like they’re dolls you’re slowly dirtying with your fingerprints. You’re not “you”, you’re this invisible bastard watching, poking, nudging. Very voyeur vibe from start, like you’re reading their private diary while jerking off.

The corruption isn’t one huge jump, it’s these tiny scenes that creep up. First it’s just a guy “accidentally” brushing against her tits in a crowded place, hands on her ass a little too long, your brain going, ok that’s just groping, chill. Then the camera lingers, the narration spells out how her body reacts even when she doesn’t want it to, and you feel that shift where embarrassment starts to mix with arousal. There’s this one early moment in a changing room where she notices someone watching through a gap, freezes, and instead of screaming she just keeps moving slower, like subconsciously putting on a show. That’s the hook right there. Not loud, not dramatic, just quiet exhibitionism sneaking in. Stupid thing is, I hated how long the scene dragged and still replayed it twice. Unity curse or brain rot, not sure.

Later the “loyal couple” idea becomes kind of a bad joke. The husband thinks he’s being smart, trying to protect her, but the more he tries, the more the game bends him into a cuckold without even asking his permission. You get those scenes where he walks in just a second too late, sees some guy’s hand on her thigh, hears some bullshit excuse, and the third person narrator casually points out his jealousy, his dick getting hard anyway. It’s nasty in a way that feels honest: half cheating, half self-sabotage. Sometimes you’re just watching from the side while she gives a handjob under a table and the whole room is “clueless”, except you can see exactly how close they all are to catching her. That tension is the fun part. And also fucked up. There’s one scene on a balcony with city lights under them where she lets someone press her against the rail, dress hiked up, knowing full well anybody in the street could look up. I thought it would cut away right when it gets intense, but no, the camera just sits there, distant, like a security feed, narrating how she’s trying to convince herself it isn’t cheating if she doesn’t kiss him. It is, of course, and that’s the whole point: line after line getting crossed until “loyalty” is just a word they say out of habit, while you sit there, fully complicit, scrolling with one hand.

You come back from college expecting the usual awkward small talk and maybe some boring family drama, and instead the whole house feels like a porn set that hasn’t been set up right yet. Dad bailed to the Caribbean with his side piece, left a financial crime mess behind, and the place that used to be your “home” is about to turn into a student dorm full of horny people with no personal boundaries. As a convention planner I look at this and think, yeah, this is what happens when you run a cosplay afterparty in a regular hotel: too many bodies, not enough rules, and everyone secretly wants to fuck someone they absolutely shouldn’t. The main guy, Mark or whatever name you give him, is basically the only semi-functional adult around, but the game keeps throwing him into situations where his dick makes the decisions faster than his brain. Half the time you’re walking down a hallway and it feels like a hentai meet-and-greet: ex-girlfriend broke and bitter, twins who clearly share more than just clothes, a “totally not your mom” type with big tits that react to every touch, and girls who grew up around you but suddenly show up with huge asses and zero shame about teasing you in the kitchen.

What caught me off guard is how it mixes sleepy cozy moments with full-on degeneracy. One scene you’re sitting on a couch, phone in hand, just scrolling Telegram like a normal person, reading some dumb cosplay group chat, and the next second there’s a girl napping next to you in a tank top, tits half out, and the game quietly offers you choices that go from “be a decent human” to “yeah, touch her while she sleeps.” That whole sleep sex angle is handled with this weird, slow burn build-up: first a little groping, then a hand slipping under panties, then it just escalates into creampie while she mumbles your name in her dreams. Some routes double down on that corruption vibe, where a girl starts as shy and “good” and ends up riding you reverse cowgirl in your old bedroom while complaining she’s leaking your cum and might get pregnant again. The POV scenes make it feel like you’re the one looking down at her glazed face, or watching your cock sliding between her huge tits while milk starts to drip and you’re thinking, this is the kind of thing we’d have to ban from the family-friendly cosplay contest, but everyone would still joke about in Discord later. There are routes where you slide into a full harem situation without even meaning to: milfs in yoga pants grinding on your lap under the table, a virgin begging you to go slow then asking for anal two scenes later, someone’s feet on your cock in a “just teasing” moment that ends with a sticky mess on her toes. It’s messy, horny, often wrong in that delicious incest-and-netori way, people moaning in full voice acting while getting throat-fucked on a bed that used to be yours as a kid, and the game just lets you keep pushing, pretending this is all about turning the house into a dorm when everyone knows it’s really about turning every woman in it into another wet, fucked-out memory.

This thing feels like somebody took a startup comedy from Netflix, ripped out the safe parts, and just left the horny chaos on the desk. You’re this chill dude who somehow pulled Mia, who’s way too hot and way too smart for you, and suddenly you both get kicked straight in the career. New city, zero plan, “Department of Unclear Goals” as a name for your business, like you made a company out of your own confusion. It actually fits. Every “meeting” you go to is half networking, half trying not to stare at tits while talking about numbers, and failing miserably. The game leans hard into that awkward charm feeling. One moment you’re talking brand identity, next you’re on your knees with Mia grinding on your face and joking about “team building exercises” while she’s riding your tongue. The humor hits because it’s not trying to be high art, it’s just horny idiots pretending they understand business.

Sex-wise, it’s not shy at all. Oral is everywhere, and they make it playful more than “serious porn face” all the time. Mia has this habit of using blowjobs as stress relief: she’ll be ranting about her old boss, then suddenly unzip you and start sucking, still talking shit while your cock is halfway down her throat. It’s both funny and hot because she’s so casual about it, like “yeah I’m mad, give me your dick, anyway as I was saying…” There’s a lot of teasing, like she makes you sit on the chair while she’s in just a shirt and panties, playing with herself and pretending it’s about “user research.” Titfucks show up at the right times too, especially when she wants to “reward” you. Her pushing her boobs together, slick with spit and a bit of precum, joking about “optimizing the pipeline” while your cock slides between them, that scene stuck with me way more than I expected. Animated scenes help a lot, the little movements, the way a girl’s hips twitch when she gets close from being eaten out or fingered, you feel it.

And then Jade and Noemi show up and the whole thing turns into a badly behaved LinkedIn orgy. Jade is exactly that dangerous office goth you know will ruin your life and you still say yes. She flirts like a threat. One second she’s doing snarky banter, then she has you pinned against a desk, hand in your pants, stroking slowly while she talks about contract terms. The first time she drops to her knees in that cramped office space and starts licking your shaft in long, lazy strokes, glancing up with that “I own you” look, it’s like the game is laughing at you. She’s good at the slow blowjob that suddenly turns sloppy, with spit and gagging and mascara that’s already smudged from the start, like she planned to make a mess. Noemi is the opposite energy, loud and dramatic, the type who will argue with you about coffee quality while jerking you off, then switch to grinding on another girl’s thigh because she’s bored. There’s some really tasty lesbian stuff where Mia and Noemi end up on the couch, half drunk from some “networking event,” making out while you just stand there in shock. Tongues, hands under shirts, Mia’s fingers gently circling Noemi’s clit while Noemi’s sucking on her nipples, and you’re just the extra until they pull you in for group sex and use you like a toy. They joke during sex, which I liked a lot: little lines like “this is what I call aggressive marketing” while they’re taking turns riding you. The masturbation scenes are surprisingly personal too, like catching Mia on the bed with her phone on the pillow, one hand buried between her legs, whispering your name. Tiny detail annoyed me, by the way: the sound of one specific chair squeak repeats in a bunch of scenes and now I hear it in my head whenever someone sits down in real life and it drives me nuts. But anyway, the game is horny, messy, funny, romantic in a clumsy way, and it keeps turning every “work meeting” into some mix of blowjob negotiations, groping against doors, and half-serious talk about your future together that happens right after she swallows your load and wipes her mouth with the back of her hand like it’s just part of the business model.

Clara is exactly the kind of fake Lara Croft you expect from a porn brain: smart enough to open a stone door, horny enough to forget why she opened it in the first place. The game throws her in these dusty tombs and weird parallel worlds where one wrong puzzle answer means you end up on your knees instead of at the next treasure room. And honestly, half the time I was failing on purpose. At the start I was terrible, just clicking stuff, not even reading the clues, getting her stripped, tied up, spread, used like a toy by monsters and cultists and “guards” who clearly enjoy their job too much. There is this one corridor puzzle with rotating tiles. If you mess it up, some ghostly fuckers drag her into a ritual circle. First time I panicked, tried to mash through the text. Second time I was like “ok yeah, I’m absolutely going to pretend I don’t know the solution” because watching her pinned down, gagged, two guys using her holes while another one just jerks it on her face, and she still tries to act like a brave heroine? That did way more for me than any clean victory screen.

Combat is this simple turn based thing, but it’s sneaky horny. You start caring about numbers because losing means another scene where Clara ends up bent over some altar, or stuck under a slime creature with too many tentacles and, for some reason, a fixation on her ass and her feet. I sucked at it at first. Got stomped by a bunch of undead bandits with hard cocks hanging out, which felt ridiculous and hot at the same time. But after a while I started planning turns, timing skills, conserving HP and mana so I could see the “good” endings, not just the failure porn. Funny thing is, when I finally beat a fight clean, with no humiliation scene, I felt almost cheated. I spent all this effort not to watch her get throat fucked by a futa demon with a ring studded strap-on? But then later there’s a route where you meet a trans warrior in another world, and if you actually win and don’t just throw the combat, she respects you and the sex is completely different: less “I own you” and more “I’m going to ruin you but also kiss your neck while I do it”. That contrast hits nice.

Sex variety is honestly kind of stupid in a good way. One room you’re watching through a crack while Clara gets groped in the dark by some female cult leader, fingers sliding down her belly, then suddenly the woman spins her around, shoves her to the wall and licks her like she’s tasting new wine, pulls her hair, forces a foot between Clara’s legs and makes her grind on it while two other girls kiss each other next to them. In another path, Clara is on her back, ankles in chains, one guy balls deep in her pussy, another wrecking her ass, some third guy stuffing her mouth and you’re sitting here thinking “I really should have solved that symbol puzzle right”. The game doesn’t shy away from nasty stuff. There is pissing, toys, whips, collars, choking, monsters with too many cocks, a scene where she’s forced to masturbate while tied to a stone pillar and the enemies are betting if she will cum before they start. I liked that everything is kind of ugly and raw, not “romanticized”. Even the lesbian parts go from soft tongue play on her nipples to aggressive face-sitting, fingering so hard her hips jerk, another girl grinding her wet pussy on Clara’s thigh and laughing in her face. Sometimes the violence goes pretty far and I had one or two scenes where I thought “ok, that’s enough now”, but I still kept going, because I wanted to see which ending I’d land on this time. And yeah, there are multiple, and half the fun is trying to aim for the “good” one and somehow always ending up naked, collared, and owned by something not even human.

The whole thing starts like you just faceplanted out of a hentai fever dream. One second you’re knocked out, next second you’re in this cheap-looking room that somehow feels too clean, pants tented, head foggy, with a catgirl staring at you like you’re her new chew toy. Not a soft, shy catgirl either. She’s got that “I’ve watched way too much porn and I’m bored of you already” face, tail flicking, ears twitching every time you swallow. The way she climbs on the bed, knees on each side of your hips, is lazy and confident, like she’s already decided your dick is public property. And behind her there’s this little robot thing, just floating around, recording everything, beeping when your heart rate spikes, changing the lights when her hand starts stroking you through your shorts. It feels like someone took a regular horny isekai setup, threw it in a blender with a camgirl studio and a cheap sci-fi horror VN, then forgot to smooth it out. Which is perfect. The rough edges make the sex scenes feel more dirty, less polished, like you’re watching leaked tapes from a lab that definitely doesn’t have ethics approval.

The sound is where I got stuck way too long. That little wet click whenever she pushes her tongue deeper during a blowjob, the sloppy gulp when she forces herself to swallow even though she’s clearly overfilled, the sharp smack echo when your hand lands on her ass. You can tell they layered those moans on top of each other, so when she rides you, you get this messy chorus of gasps and choked whimpers and that stupid porn ahegao squeal. In my headphones it felt almost wrong, like the audio was too close, like she was breathing in my ear while you hold her hips and watch her tits bounce, milk starting to leak as she grinds faster. The robot actually reacts to it, by the way. When she starts squirting all over you during a rough titfuck that turns into a full-on creampie, its little screen shows heart icons and weird graphs, like it’s measuring your “performance.” It should be cringe, but somehow it just made the whole thing kinkier, like the game is grading how hard you ruin her. The soundtrack underneath is this low, pulsing synth line with random dissonant notes, almost like some underground vaporwave track that never got released. It doesn’t try to be epic. It just hums under the skin of the scene, especially when you edge her and pull out right when she’s about to collapse, leaving her shaking, lips open, begging you to put it back in. That mix of clinical beeps, slick skin noises and thirsty moans sticks in your brain longer than any pretty rendered elf.

Then the childhood friend shows up and everything goes sideways in a good way and also not. She’s got short hair, dark skin with those sharp tanlines that scream “I spent all summer outdoors beating people up,” and she acts like your personal wrestling heel. One minute she’s pinning you to the floor, laughing, legs clamped tight around your waist, the next she’s grinding on you just a little too long, face way too close, cheeks flushing when she realizes you’re hard under her. You get that typical “we used to be innocent” vibe for about two seconds before the game throws her into a humiliation scene where the catgirl makes her watch you fuck, teasing her for being a late virgin, telling her monsters would have broken her hymen already if you weren’t so slow. The way the music drops out there and you just hear her shaky breathing, then the slap of skin when she finally gives in and starts touching herself, is way hotter than it has any right to be. Sometimes it leans too hard into the slavery and domination deal, like you’re playing some half-finished BDSM sandbox, juggling a future harem of monster girls, elves in cosplay, and this poor wrestling girl who has no idea she’s already lost. But then there’ll be this tiny moment, like the robot zooming in on a single tear sliding down her cheek while you’re fucking her from behind for the first time, or that first messy pregnant sex scene where her belly bumps against your stomach and her tits are dripping milk on your chest, and the audio goes almost silent except for your breathing mixing together. It feels uncomfortably intimate, like you shouldn’t be allowed to hear it. Then the game throws you back into voyeur mode, watching them lick each other, domme-on-lez action on a lab table, catgirl sitting on her face, your cum leaking out of her still-stretched pussy, and that slow, dirty bass kicks back in, looping like a porn track you forgot to pause. Yeah. It’s messy. It’s wrong. And I still keep a private folder of those scene recordings on my phone like a degenerate.

This one feels like opening a wrong folder on your PC, deciding “fuck it, I’m already here” and then staying way longer than planned. You start as this clueless dude finally living with his hot, way-too-horny-for-him girlfriend, and the game just keeps asking: are you going to keep this relationship normal, or slowly twist it into something filthy, jealous and kind of broken. Half the time you’re staring at her ass in tight shorts while pretending to care about rent money, the other half you’re spying when she thinks nobody is watching. The camera loves her body a bit too much, especially her ass and feet. There are a lot of scenes where you’re not even doing anything, just watching her stretch, shower, or bend over the couch, and you kind of hate yourself for liking it that much. It leans hard into showing her from angles that say “this girl was never made for monogamy” while the boyfriend is still trying to be this sweet idiot.

The neat part is you don’t stay stuck in his head. The game flips you between her side and his, and that changes how the sex scenes feel. As the guy you’re grateful for every blowjob, for every time she climbs on top and lets you fuck her pussy like she actually loves you. As the girl, you start getting choices that feel harmless at first: flirting a bit too long, letting a hand stay on your thigh, not pulling away when someone’s fingers “accidentally” brush your tits in a crowd. Then suddenly there is this moment where some dude is groping her, she knows it is wrong, you know it is wrong, and you still click the option that keeps his hand there. That’s where the whole corruption thing kicks in. It is not just “she is a slut now.” It is slower and nastier. She starts enjoying being watched, wearing less, letting people stare. The game loves voyeur stuff. There are scenes where she is getting fucked and someone is clearly watching from a crack in the door or across the room, and you are just there thinking, “I should be mad” while your hand says otherwise.

Sex-wise it throws a pretty solid mix at you. Regular vaginal scenes have that heavy, weighty feel, with her ass bouncing in a way that looks too intentional. Animation is not perfect, sometimes the rhythm looks a bit off, but when she rides on top and you see her big ass move, your brain just shuts up. Oral scenes are everywhere. She sucks like she knows exactly how much power she has over him, sometimes looking innocent, sometimes like she is practicing for someone else. Foot stuff pops up more than I expected. It is not just a quick fetish cameo. There are scenes where she uses her feet on his cock, and later on, when the corruption path gets rougher, those same feet are not always used just on him. Lesbian moments are like this forbidden snack. They creep in through “harmless” friendly touching and drunken fun, then turn into full-on pussy licking while someone else is in the dark, not supposed to know. And yeah, the NTR side is there, not subtle either. You really feel like the boyfriend is sliding from “nice guy” into “pathetic toy” while the girlfriend discovers how much she likes attention from everyone but him. Sometimes you get to control how deep that knife goes, other times it feels like the game is laughing and pushing you anyway. I still think one of the early scenes where you just watch her grind on another person in a club, pretending it is “just dancing,” is more fucked up than the later hardcore stuff. Anyway, play it alone. Or do not. Whatever.

World’s a wreck, gods are gone or pretending to be, smoke still hanging over holy battlefields, and you’re this nobody farm kid whose biggest problem used to be getting up early to shovel shit. Then one normal day turns into a massacre. Slavers hit your village hard, everything’s burning, your old man gets cut down by some cloaked freak, and the one person you care about most gets dragged away in chains while you’re too weak to stop it. That’s basically the point where the game spits on your peaceful life, kicks you onto the road, and tells you: “Fine, now see how deep the rabbit hole of fanatics, demons and horny nobility really goes.”

It looks like some generic fantasy adventure for the first half hour, then the religious stuff starts to creep in. Ruined churches, broken idols, fucked up holy symbols carved into bodies in little cutscenes. There’s this fanatic order that still acts like the theocracy never fell, and yeah, they like mixing torture, sermon and sex in one evening. The mobile build actually holds up strangely well. I played a bunch on the toilet with Chrome and then on my phone in bed, UI is big enough so you can actually thumb through dialogue while jerking with the other hand. Not proud of that one, but here we are. You go from mud village to big cities, caravans, corrupted forests, all that. Sometimes you’re making real choices, other times you just click through because you wanna see if the barbarian gets her clothes ripped off in this scene or the next, and the game likes to tease. A lot of slow undressing, a lot of “almost showing everything” before it actually does. When it decides to go all in though, it really goes in. There is tit sweat, there is cum, there is blood. One scene in a desecrated chapel where a priest gets his face caved in while a half-naked zealot is still chanting about purity in the background stuck in my head more than it should have. I actually paused and thought, alright, that’s fucked, then unpaused because the camera angle on her ass was way too good.

The cast swings between horny anime brain and half decent writing. The barbarian chick is covered in scars, huge tits barely held by her armor strap, swears like a merc and pretends she doesn’t care if you live or die. Give her a bit of respect in dialogue and suddenly she’s grinding on your lap by the campfire, telling you about how she got betrayed in some siege. That whole scene went from sad to “ok we’re fucking now” fast. Princess girl is another story, all clean dresses and perfect posture early on, pretending she’s above everyone while hiding in a tavern under a fake name. First time you catch a glimpse of her actual curves is when the wind hits her cloak on a balcony and the outfit brushes tight against that big ass. She pretends not to notice you staring, but later in one of the routes she basically corners you in a storage room and starts this very slow, drawn out teasing game. No instant porn jump cut. Just her pressing you against sacks of grain, whispering that she hates her bloodline, hates the gods, hates the crown, then using your cock to “forget” for a while. Long, mean edging, barely letting you finish, and she walks out fixing her dress like nothing happened. The devilish one though, she’s the reason I kept at it. Shows up in dreams first, red eyes, sin stuck to every move, and every time you choose something a bit cruel or selfish, she’s a bit more affectionate in the next vision. At one point she has you on your knees in a half-burned temple, ass in your face while she explains how faith is just another kink, grinding slowly until you break and agree to one of her offers. People will probably argue online about which ending is “canon romantic” and which is the corrupted one, but the fun part is that the game doesn’t really judge you. You can play the holy hero who still pounds a fanatic nun against a statue, or sell bits of your soul to a demon and still end up holding hands on some cliff like a sappy idiot. There’s some annoying tiny UI sound that repeats every time you open the quest log and it drove me insane two hours in, and the pacing jumps between political plotting and “surprise, here’s a naked girl in chains” in a way that feels like the dev couldn’t decide if they’re writing an RPG or jerking off. But in a weird way that clumsy mix fits the whole world. Broken religion, broken people, and you in the middle trying to figure out if you’re here to save anyone or just enjoy the view while everything burns.

Symphonic Love feels like someone took a dating app, a porn hub search history, and a sandbox RPG, threw everything in one horny blender and hit max power. You start as this regular guy who is absolutely not ready for how many thirsty weirdos, cute disasters, and freaky angels with big tits are shoved in his path. One minute you’re chatting with a shy musician who blushes so hard you think she might pass out if you even say the word “cock,” next minute you’re getting eye-fucked by a smug futa with a bulge so rude it should pay rent. The game lets you just wander around, bump into people, and half of them somehow end up licking something. Also, the first time I opened it on my phone on the bus, the game decided to play a looping paizuri animation with loud slurping sounds and my Spotify paused just to let the moans blast in full HD stereo. Thanks for that, by the way. Real nice.

The sandbox vibe is strong. There’s no big “YOU MUST DO THIS NEXT” thing, you just mess around. One run I was basically a horny tourist: walked around the city, peeked through windows like a perv, found a hidden voyeur scene where my dude is jacking off quietly while watching two guys going at it on a couch. It’s not presented as some big dramatic moment, just “oh, cool, found a horny easter egg, also my protagonist is a creep now.” Then I restarted and played him like this clumsy romantic idiot, trying to date properly, bring gifts, choose the nice dialog options. The game still rewarded me by having a cute trap in thigh-highs sit on my lap, rub my crotch, and whisper filthy things in my ear. That whole scene is animated with this insane attention to detail: fingers curling, little shivers, the wet sounds when the handjob starts to speed up. And still the one thing that annoyed me was the way the text box kept popping up right over the best part of the tits like the game is teasing me. I spent a stupid amount of time clicking around to hide it, and never fully figured it out. I’m still annoyed. Also mildly turned on by my own incompetence, but anyway.

The lewd stuff goes everywhere. Vaginal sex, sloppy oral, toys sliding into places that absolutely look too tight, paizuri where the breasts move in this almost hypnotic rhythm, ahegao faces that go from “cute blush” to “oh god she is broken” in like five seconds. Some of the gay routes are surprisingly sweet: there’s this one scene where you’re messing around with a guy and it starts with goofy teasing, then he suddenly drops to his knees and you get this slow, almost tender blowjob, with your dude kind of shaking and trying not to cum too fast. Then later another guy just grabs your head while you’re jerking him off and forces your mouth down without warning, and I’m sitting there like “ok so consent is… optional here I guess?” but I still clicked “continue” like a dirty hypocrite. Replay-wise, it’s that kind of game you open on your phone “just to check a new scene” and suddenly you’re testing if a certain dialogue route gives you anal with the futa or just boring kissing. Half the time you fail and end up with an unexpectedly wholesome cuddle scene, and of course that’s the run you accidentally mirror-cast to your TV with your Google Home.