You close your eyes in your boring bedroom and open them in the kind of fever dream only people who stayed too long on hentai subreddits would recognize. Floor’s not even yours. Gravity feels slightly drunk. There’s a catgirl kneeling on your chest like you’re furniture, tail flicking over your mouth while she argues with a floating robot about whether you count as “property” or “partner.” She’s wearing this half-assed cosplay mashup that looks like someone tried to mix maid uniform with battle gear and gave up halfway. She keeps “testing” your reactions. Fingers tracing your crotch through your pants, nails dragging just a bit too slow, telling the robot to record your pulse when she gropes you. She keeps saying it’s “for science” but she’s grinding on your thigh while she says it, so yeah. Science with nipple clamps and a collar.

The game plays like some horny sandbox dating sim that drank too much sci-fi and shonen anime. You wander a weird city that looks medieval if you squint, until a neon sign pops up over an elf brothel and ruins the illusion. There’s monster girls tending stalls and they all look at you like you’re a walking virgin buff. Some of them actually say it. Out loud. One big-titted cyclops girl literally bets you she can make you cum from a handjob without letting you thrust at all, and the game actually locks your inputs and makes you watch her smug face while she squeezes and strokes and slows down right before your bar hits full. She spits on your tip, smirks, denies you on purpose, and then asks if she can tag you as a “denied client” in her app. I swear it felt more humiliating than losing in ranked on Valorant.

What really messed with me was how often the world pretends sex is just another stat. There’s an elf matron who checks your “breeding potential” like she’s scanning a QR code, talks about your balls like they’re gear in an RPG, then drags you behind a curtain and mounts you slow, riding you raw while lecturing you on proper thrust rhythm. She keeps squeezing her pregnant belly against your stomach, milk leaking down on your chest, telling you this is your “future” if you keep signing slave contracts without reading them. Then, same game, you’re in a dirty alley watching two girls in cosplay dom gear spit on a chained-up maid and use her face for practice. One sits on her nose, the other pinches her nipples till she squirts all over the ground, and you don’t even get to join unless you agree to be collared too. The childhood friend with the short hair finds out later, pins you in the wrestling ring, sits on your face and rubs herself all over your mouth while punching your stomach lightly every time you try to breathe, calling you a perv and making you say whose slave you want to be. She keeps pretending she’ll let you cum if you answer “correct,” then pulls away right when you’re twitching, laughing in that half-cruel, half-affectionate way that makes your brain melt.

Group scenes happen so casually it almost feels wrong. You walk into a bathhouse and suddenly there’s a harem of different races arguing over who gets your cock first. One girl wants anal, one wants your mouth, one just wants to milk you with her tits. They line you up, use your body like a shared toy, switch places without asking, and the camera just lingers on wet skin, dripping cum, drooling mouths. A robot hovers overhead and records everything for “research,” again, but secretly you find that same recording in your room later and, yeah, you end up jerking off to your own humiliation. Sometimes the game makes you just watch. A lesbian dom scene behind a glass wall, another girl getting spanked till her ass glows red, then shoved full of a dildo while she cries and smiles at the same time. You can’t help. You can only stare. And worse, the UI tracks how long you watched, and some characters tease you about it later like they saw your browser history. Not gonna lie, some of the animated ahegao faces look stupid as hell, tongues flopping like broken gifs, but then one of them starts squirting on your abs while begging for more and your brain just forgives everything.

I kept wishing they’d at least let me change one stupid tiny thing, like that ugly default collar you get tagged with in the early slave arc, but no, it stays in every sex scene for hours, mocking you quietly. You go from shy virgin to the guy who’s creampied an orc, an elf, a catgirl, and something with too many tentacles, and still that same cheap collar sits on your neck, reminding you you’re never fully in control here. It’s messy, horny, mean, sometimes sweet by accident, like when the pregnant catgirl curls around you in bed, leaking milk on your chest and purring while you lazily finger her and she tries not to moan too loud. Then she ruins the moment, calls the robot, and asks it to replay earlier footage of you getting pegged so she can laugh at your face while you cum again inside her. This whole world feels like that: one long, sweaty joke on you that somehow keeps you hard anyway.

Guy comes back from a trip expecting normal college crap, finds out his best friend is dead, and everything just tilts sideways from there. At first it feels like a murder mystery with some romance on the side, but it keeps drifting into this weird mix of angels, paranormal stuff and people who are way too horny to be grieving. You start in a school setting, yeah, uniforms, hallways, that usual porn comfort zone, but instead of being just “bang everyone in class”, there’s this whole thing where every girl is hiding something. Sometimes it’s a trauma, sometimes it’s a toy in her locker, sometimes it’s wings. Literally. One moment you’re in a quiet conversation about your dead friend, next moment her skirt is around her waist and she’s asking if you “feel closer to him now”. It’s messy in a good way, like a hentai VN that tried to be serious for five minutes and then remembered why people actually click “Start Game”.

The harem angle is strong as hell and not even pretending to be realistic. You’ve got the playful schoolgirls, the more mature teacher / MILF type who really, really should not be letting you rail her against a classroom desk, and some angelic/paranormal ladies sneaking in with glowing eyes and zero understanding of personal space. The game is all about juggling them, building romance scenes that go from cute to absolutely filthy in seconds. There’s animated sex, actual movement, not just static CGs, and sometimes that looks hot as fuck. Other times it’s a bit janky, like a looping thrust that doesn’t quite match the sound, but honestly that kinda adds charm. It feels less corporate, more “one horny dev spent too many nights tweaking tit physics”. Vaginal sex is everywhere, obviously, but they sneak in sex toys in fun ways too. There’s this scene where a quiet girl in class pulls you into an empty room, locks the door, opens her bag and just drops a vibrator on the desk with this face like she’s been waiting all week to use it on you. And then she insists on keeping her shirt on and her panties off, which is such a mood. Also, the lesbian stuff hits surprisingly well; girls fooling around with each other first, testing toys, then dragging you in like a living dildo. You’re not the center of the universe all the time, which is rare in these games.

What I keep coming back to though is how horny the game is about being seen. Exhibitionism isn’t just “oops someone might walk in”. They lean into it. Classroom curtains half open while you fuck a girl bent over a desk, her trying to keep her voice low and totally failing. A stairwell handjob while teachers walk past below. One rooftop scene with an angel girl who straight up tells you the humans below can’t see her true form, but they can totally see you, and she just rides you harder because of that. That whole “I hope nobody sees us” while clearly wanting exactly that. There’s humor too, very on-the-nose, dirty jokes, dumb memes that feel ripped from Discord, characters teasing your “detective skills” while you’re literally buried between their thighs. Story about murder and angels and lies, yes, but half the time you forget the investigation because there’s a milf in a tight blouse asking if you want “private counseling” and you already know that’s going to end with her legs spread and your cum leaking down her inner thighs. I wish the romance pacing was a bit less “you met her ten minutes ago and now she’s sucking your dick behind the gym”, but at the same time, if they slowed it down, I’d probably complain that it was too slow. Also there’s one sound effect in a toy scene that annoyed me and I kept waiting for them to fix it, but of course they don’t, and now it lives rent free in my head. Anyway, it’s that kind of game where you start thinking about the mystery and end up remembering the way one shy girl trembles when you push into her for the first time, or the smug smile on the milf when she guides your cock inside her like she’s been doing this with students for years. Not subtle, not polite, just very horny, very harem, very “everyone wants a piece of you and they’re not shy about getting it”.

Jack feels like that guy in your Discord who keeps saying “I’ve changed, trust me” after nuking every relationship he had. Except here he’s in the future, with tech everywhere, floating cars, weird gadgets, fancy screens, and he’s still emotionally stuck in the same old shit. That’s kinda the core vibe: ultra modern world, very old problems, and lots of tits. Big ones. The game throws you into his routine where every “normal” situation has this horny tilt to it. You’re clicking around his place, snooping through messages, cams, little icons, and suddenly you’re watching someone undress on a holo-display, wondering if this counts as stalking or “just checking the feed.” It’s one of those stories where the line between being curious and being a damn creep is really thin, and the game doesn’t babysit you about it.

The point & click side feels almost like old Flash stuff, but with 3D renders and more ass in your face. You move Jack through these clean sci fi corridors and high-tech apartments that look like they were designed on Pinterest, then you zoom in on a shower door that isn’t fully closed, or a smart mirror that “accidentally” records more than it should. There is a lot of voyeurism energy here. You’re not always invited into the scene, you kinda slip in from the side. Maybe you trigger the wrong dialogue, and suddenly you’re watching a girl bend over in front of a camera Jack forgot to turn off. Sometimes you feel guilty. Sometimes you don’t. Depends how long you stare. The game loves big asses and big tits, and it shows them with this lazy confidence, like “yeah, of course she’s stacked, why are you surprised.” There’s romance buried under all the nudity too, awkward and messy, like texting your ex on WhatsApp while you’re already on Tinder. Jack is trying to fix his past, but he also can’t stop checking out every curve that moves near him. He’s not a hero. He’s just horny and scared.

What really got me is how the lewd stuff and the story trip over each other. One moment you’re having this semi deep talk about regret and second chances, the next you’re clicking a dialogue option that makes Jack say something so thirsty you cringe and still pick it, because you want that extra scene unlocked. It’s very “I hate this, click again.” The humor swings between clever and total dad joke, with some lines that feel like they were translated twice and never proofread, which somehow fits Jack’s energy. The sex scenes are more about slow teasing and watching than crazy positions. You often see things from a distance first, through glass, through screens, like you’re not supposed to be there. Then if you play your choices right, you get closer, literally. It scratches that collector brain too: you’ll click on every tiny glowing spot just to unlock another gallery render, and half the time it’s just someone half naked on a couch but you still feel weirdly proud. It’s messy, horny, slightly trashy, sometimes sweet by accident, and the future setting is just polished enough that when someone walks past in tight clothes and no bra, you believe technology made society like this and nobody logged out.

Guy gets killed, goddess feels a bit too soft in the head that day, and suddenly he is respawned in a fantasy world where every moral rule is more suggestion than law. That is basically the frame here: second life, male protagonist, zero experience, gets dropped in a setting full of monster girls and very little clothing. The funny part is how the game pretends to be about “adventure” at first. You walk around, talk to NPCs, click through the usual quests, but after like ten minutes the real loop is clear: wander into some new area, meet some big tit demon girl or thick-ass elf, get railroaded into a situation where she either wants to own you, fuck you, or both. Often all three if you count mind control as a different category, which the game really, really does.

The tone is weird in a good way. The goddess at the start comes across like she is doing charity work, but the world she sends you to is completely horny and mean. You are supposed to be this clueless virgin hero, except half the “quests” end in your dick in someone’s mouth, tits, feet, or pussy. The first time a monster girl puts you on your back and titfucks you while talking about turning you into her personal slave, the game just casually tosses a little dialogue pop up like “Corruption +2” and moves on. No big lesson, no moral, just “yes, you liked that.” Later you hit a brothel with animated scenes where the camera actually spends time on hands jerking you off and heels pressing on your chest while she rides you. At one point you are being milked between thick thighs while the UI reminds you of some heroic main quest you are ignoring completely. I laughed, then clicked “repeat scene.”

What I keep circling back to is how the harem side and the cheating side bump into each other. The game absolutely encourages you to collect girls like Pokémon, but it also slaps “loyalty” on some of them, then gives you mind control tools and expects you not to push it. There is this one scene where your main “good girl” is waiting in a temple, talking about faith and destiny, and you are off in a cave letting a giant-ass lamia wrap you up and stroke you off with her tail, whispering that the goddess only revived you so her pets have something new to break. You get a vaginal scene with her later where she rides you into the ground, calls you her hero, then right after that the game gives a route to make her your obedient slave with a few clicks and a cursed item. It is hot, but also kind of nasty in how casual it treats that shift. And yeah, everyone is huge: big tits everywhere, asses that swallow your hips when they sit on you, animated loops that focus on the little things like toes rubbing your shaft before the footjob actually starts. My academic side wants to rant about power fantasies and consent politics in hentai fantasy worlds, but my horny side was just happy the transitions between scenes are fast and the MC actually talks like a guy losing his mind from constant sex rather than a stoic light novel zombie. If you want to squeeze something out of every spicy moment, best way is to take it slow on first run, say “yes” to the scenes that feel wrong, “no” to a few on purpose, then come back with a walkthrough later and break everyone properly.

Alan is the kind of main guy who feels like one of those “route you always skip in other games” but here you are stuck in his head, staring at spreadsheets while your brain is somewhere else, mostly in Cristina’s panties. He is not some porn hero, he is nice, a bit boring, and that is why the sex hits harder. When you finally get a scene, it feels like both of you were edging inside this relationship for weeks. The game takes its time, almost too much, to make you care about her voice on the phone, those little messages, the way she sends you a playful photo that is not fully nude but your imagination fills the rest. Then later, when you see her body properly, tits soft but heavy, ass that moves when she breathes, it feels wrong and hot at the same time, because you know exactly who is supposed to be touching her and who is actually touching her.

Cristina is living in another city, always tired from teaching kids, trying to stay loyal, and you can feel her slipping. The first blowjob scene is not the filthiest one visually, but the context makes it dirty as hell. She is on her knees, camera framing her face at first, lips wrapping slow around the shaft while she tries to act like this is not a big deal. You see a small jerk of hesitation in the animation, like her brain saying “stop” for half a second, then she leans in deeper and you get this mix of spit and guilt. It is not just “oh wow, deepthroat”, it is “oh fuck, she is doing this for real and it is not you”. They use the animation to show those micro things: fingers clutching the base, her tongue sliding on the underside, little bobbing motion that becomes more eager. And then she wipes her mouth with the back of her hand like it is some regular thing now. That tiny gesture hit me more than the cum shot. By the way, the cum shot could be thicker, but I am picky with that. Also the sound of the bed is a bit too clean, I kept waiting for a squeak that never came and now it lives in my head.

Blake is the classic “roommate who looks harmless till he is not”, and the game loves to let you sit with him too long on the couch. At first you are like, alright, it is just banter, some teasing, hand on shoulder, this kind of stupid friendly groping moment where his fingers stay on her waist one second more than normal. The AI-made CG stuff actually helps here, faces sometimes look slightly off in a way that kind of fits the vibe, like everybody is pretending nothing is happening while their eyes glitch. There is a scene where Cristina is in casual clothes, no naked skin except a bit of cleavage, and Blake brushes past her in the kitchen, his hand clearly pressing on her ass like “oops, sorry”. You know it is not an oops. She freezes, then laughs it off, and you can almost hear her panties getting damp even if she keeps talking about some boring work story. Later, when she lets him slide his hand under her top and squeeze her tits, nipples already hard and poking through the fabric before he even reaches them, it feels like the kitchen touch was the real start. The game plays a dirty trick on you here: you can click choices that look like they will protect the relationship, but they only delay the fucking, not stop it. One branch I took had her giving Blake a slow handjob under a blanket while talking to Alan on voice call, her arm moving in that tiny loop, his cock pulsing in her fist, her voice just a little shaky while she lies through her teeth. It is cruel, and yeah, I hated it, and yeah, I reloaded the save and did it again. Only thing that annoyed me for real is the texting window: sometimes the font jumps a little and it pulls me out, but I still kept checking those messages like a jealous psycho. Anyway, the game never really lets you feel safe, and that is exactly why every kiss, every grope, every time she parts her lips around a dick that is not yours, gets under your skin and stays there.

This one feels like someone took a classic “teacher crush” fantasy and just kept turning the dial until it snapped. You’re this grown guy, not some teenage anime student, and you end up tangled with Professor Aiko Hisato. On campus she is ice cold, all tight blouse and clipped voice, the kind of woman who can make a whole classroom shut up with one look. The fun part is that the game lets you poke at that mask until it cracks. First you see the strict side: she calls you into her office, shuts the door, fixes her glasses and starts talking about “professional standards” while your eyes are fighting not to stare at her tits straining under that white shirt. She leans over her desk, skirt hugging her ass, pretending she doesn’t notice how hard you are. She definitely notices. The tension in those first scenes feels like when you text the wrong person a horny meme and they reply with “come here, we need to talk” instead of blocking you.

The further you go, the more the game stops pretending she is just a teacher. You can push the relationship into this messy, dirty thing where you basically own her, or pretend you care about her feelings while you are still fucking around. There is a whole cheating angle going on that the game never shouts about, it just lets you slowly realize that all this is happening behind somebody’s back. Her husband, boyfriend, whatever, he exists more like a shadow you spit on. One moment you are “helping” her relax after a long day, hands on her shoulders, telling her she works too hard. Next moment you have her bent over her own desk, skirt up, red marks blooming on that round ass while she tries not to moan too loud because there are students outside. The spanking scenes are nice because they are not just punishment porn. Sometimes you use it to break her attitude, sometimes she basically begs for it, pressing that big ass back against your palm like she forgot she is supposed to be the respectable professor.

What I liked is how the choices creep up on you. At first it feels like you are just picking dialogue, the usual “be nice / be an asshole” stuff. Then five scenes later you realize she is talking to you in this low, obedient voice, or instead she is clinging to you, jealous and crazy, because of something you clicked earlier when you were half-distracted checking Discord or Telegram on your phone. One route turns her into this cheating milf who waits for your messages, always horny, spreading her legs in some hotel room while writing emails to her students on her laptop. Another route, you push harder, you grab her hair, make her kneel between your legs in that office chair, glasses fogging up while she chokes on your cock, and she starts to enjoy being controlled more than she ever enjoyed her boring “proper” life. She has these huge tits that bounce every time you slap them, and the game really leans into that, but at the same time sometimes I wished there was just one scene where she keeps her bra on the whole time, just teasing, and of course that never happens when I want it. That annoyed me for like two minutes, then I was back to watching her ride you, ass slamming down, panties hanging off one ankle, telling you in this broken voice that nobody has ever fucked her like this and you know she is lying, but you let her say it anyway. The whole thing feels like a horny visual diary of slowly breaking a proud woman until she starts texting you first, asking when you will use her again, while her “respectable” life falls apart in the background and you barely even care.

Guy shows up at dad’s fancy house, expecting awkward family reunion, gets hit with “oh yeah, dad got deployed, it’s just you and his insanely hot girlfriend now, good luck.” That’s literally the whole vibe. No slow warm-up, no big drama, you just drag your suitcase in, she opens the door in this tight top that looks like it’s two sizes too small for her tits, smiling like she’s trying to be “responsible adult” while those things are practically their own characters. The game leans into that tension hard. She acts motherly, but it never feels like a real mom. More like that porn-logic mix of MILF, roommate, and boss all in one, and the camera knows exactly when to sit behind you so you’re just staring at her ass when she walks up the stairs. I kept thinking “ok, chill, she’s just helping you unpack” while the game is out here zooming in on her bending over, panties peeking, like it’s a live strip show that isn’t supposed to be one.

What really works is how much teasing they throw at you before actually giving anything. She walks around the house in these shorts that eat her ass, picks something from a high shelf, shirt rides up, underboob just there, and the scene just ends. No orgasm, no big payoff, just blue balls and a save screen. She “accidentally” walks into your room in a towel. She forgets the towel is barely tied and it slips a bit, nipple almost out, and she pretends to be embarrassed but never fully covers up. There’s this one moment where she sits close on the couch to “talk about your feelings” and your point of view is just her cleavage filling half the screen, her hand on your thigh, thumb moving just a little bit higher each line of dialogue. Nothing actually explicit happens right away, but you can feel the game pushing that line, like “you gonna look away or nah.” And of course you don’t.

Later on when it does go explicit, it doesn’t suddenly turn into soft romance. She takes control. She knows you’re staring, she knows you’ve been jerking off thinking about her, and she milks that. The first time she goes down on you, it’s not some sweet loving blowjob, it’s her pinning you with her eyes while your cock is in her mouth, hand gripping your shaft like she owns it. There’s one titfuck scene where she makes you hold her breasts together while she moves, talking absolute filth, calling you out on being a perv for watching her in the shower earlier, and it feels like she kept a mental list of every time you peeked. The game loves voyeur stuff too, little scenes where you see her stripping through a cracked door, or she’s “changing clothes” in front of the mirror knowing full well you’re behind her pretending to look at your phone. There’s groping, grinding, her sitting on your lap in those tight yoga pants while pretending to help with “home stuff,” and she always has that slightly smug look, like she’s letting you have access because she decided you earned it, not because you got lucky. It’s messy, horny, and very much that fantasy of being trapped in a house with a thick, bossy MILF who acts like your guide in life while making you hard every five minutes.

Satoshi thinks a spooky couples event will fix his boring love life. That alone already tells you this guy is in trouble. He drags Mary and a bunch of other young couples to this “Test of Courage” on some abandoned island, in this old Japanese mansion that feels like a love hotel got possessed by a ghost with a cheating fetish. At first it feels almost goofy: Halloween vibes, dumb costumes, everyone in sexy outfits that would get you banned from Instagram in 3 seconds. Mary’s tits are practically a plot point. Short skirt riding up every time she moves, big ass that camera keeps sticking to, those kind of angles where your phone browser bar just quietly disappears. The game pretends it is about courage and true love, but half the time the “ritual” looks more like a set up for a bukkake scene that forgot to start filming.

The fun of this thing is how it messes with your head while also just throwing raw porn in your face. It plays that classic NTR trick where Satoshi keeps catching glimpses of Mary and the other girls getting way too friendly with the staff. An attendant’s hand sliding over Mary’s thigh in a dark corridor, someone groping Natsuki’s huge boobs in the shadow of a paper wall, a door opening just enough so you see Mary on her knees between two guys, drool on her chin, then it slams shut and Satoshi acts like maybe it was just his imagination. The horror angle is not about ghosts. It is that slow, sticky feeling that your girlfriend is getting wet for other cocks right in front of you, and the island itself kind of pushes everyone to be filthier. There are scenes where Mary gets pinned against a pillar, panties torn aside, big tits bouncing while she takes a rough vaginal pounding and Satoshi just stands there, brain fogged, watching her moan “no” while her hips grind for a deeper creampie. The more the “ritual” progresses, the more she shifts from shy to addicted, going from accidental groping in the hallway, to getting passed around in group sex, riding some random guy with her tongue out, begging for cum inside like that is the only way to save their love. It is ugly, horny, ridiculous and kind of fascinating if you study how NTR keeps recycling the same pain fantasy and people still eat it up on their phones in Incognito mode.

Sunshine Bay feels like the kind of place your dick and your conscience go to fight each other. You start as this junior law guy with a “serious future” and a serious girlfriend, Nicole, who’s hot in that smart professional way, but honestly, once you hit the bay she turns into more of a guilty background tab, like a Chrome window you’re too scared to close. Your sister calls you after years apart, begging you to help her keep her hotel alive, and that hotel is where everything quietly goes to hell. One minute you’re learning the ropes of bookings and handling annoying guests, next minute you’re getting your cock teased by a girl who has no idea she’s about two decisions away from a creampie on the lobby couch. Or she knows. Hard to say. People in this game smile with that “I might suck you off later” look and it works way too well.

The sex is filthy in that slow burn way. It doesn’t just throw you into tits and ass in the first five clicks, it crawls under your skin. You’re chatting with a guest about religion over morning coffee, she crosses her legs, sandal slipping off her heel, and two choices later you’ve got her toes wrapped around your shaft under the table. Footjob with the sound of seagulls in the background, like some cursed ASMR. Another path you’re helping a married milf unpack her bags, and she bends at just the right angle, blouse a bit too loose, tits spilling just enough for your brain to shut down. Titfuck in a half-unpacked room, her whispering that her husband doesn’t touch her like that anymore, and you’re just there trying not to cum too fast because the game lets you drag it out. There’s lesbian tension sneaking around too. One moment you’re catching two female guests kissing in the hallway, soft and careful, and if you play it right it turns into a three way where you’re almost an afterthought while they focus on each other, tongues, fingers, the whole thing dripping in front of you while you stroke yourself like a pathetic fanboy.

The twins are what really mess things up. They show up like sunshine with knives. Cute, playful, that “we finish each other’s sentences and maybe your soul” energy. They flirt as a pair, they tease as a pair, one grabbing your hand while the other presses her body against your back in the pool, their wet hair on your shoulders, asking these fake innocent questions about how “serious” Nicole really is to you. And if you give in, it’s not just one pussy, it’s mirrored chaos in your bed, one riding your face while the other sinks down on your cock, moaning in almost sync, and you just know you’re crossing a line you can’t explain on WhatsApp later. There’s interracial scenes tucked in, like this dark-skinned goddess at the bar who dominates the whole place without even raising her voice, and when you end up in her room she pushes you down and takes control without asking, handjob turning into a rough blowjob, her lips shiny, making you hold back until she decides you earn the creampie. On mobile it hits different, by the way, because you’re sitting there on the couch pretending you’re checking Instagram while the screen is filled with animated mouths on your cock, tongues sliding over the tip, your “moral choices” boiling down to whether you pull out or paint someone’s insides. Your sister keeps trusting you. Nicole keeps sending sweet messages. And you keep clicking that one option you know you shouldn’t, just to see who ends up on their knees next.