Game hits you with that “proof of concept” energy right away, like the dev went “yeah this is a teaser, but you’re still gonna nut to it, don’t lie.” It’s one of those kinetic things where you’re not babysitting stats or grinding affection, you’re basically strapped into the passenger seat watching this dude’s love life and sex life crash into each other in slow motion. No choices, no branching, just pure “shut up and watch” while the story slowly goes from soft and sweet to “oh, okay, they’re actually doing that in public, nice.”

The main guy is that classic semi-awkward but not totally useless male lead, stuck between trying to be romantic and just wanting to push the girl’s face down on his cock. And the girl? She’s that perfect mix of shy and horny where she acts like she’s embarrassed, but also keeps doing stuff that clearly means she’s not that embarrassed. One second they’re sharing this gentle little kiss and talking about feelings, next second she’s on her knees, drool and spit all over his shaft, doing noisy deepthroat like the neighbors don’t exist. The camera basically worships her mouth, it just stays there while she strokes him with both hands, twisting, playing with his balls a bit, and you’re just sitting there thinking “yeah ok this is absolutely made by someone who has spent too long on Pornhub.”

What really hits weirdly good is how the romantic stuff doesn’t feel completely fake. They actually talk like a couple that’s already a bit attached, not strangers who met five minutes ago and jumped to vaginal sex for no reason. He touches her like she matters, but also fingers her like he’s trying to prove something, and the game kind of leans into that combination. There’s this scene where she’s half undressed near a window, clearly visible if anyone looked hard enough, and instead of stopping, she gets wetter when he tells her someone could see them. You can almost hear that little “I shouldn’t like this” voice in her head, while she’s grinding on his hand and leaving a literal mess on his fingers. It’s not subtle, but it works.

When they finally fuck properly, it’s not just some quick pump and done. They actually tease it a bit, with her already worked up from masturbation earlier, fingers buried between her thighs while he watches and tries not to lose his mind. She rides his hand, then his cock, sliding down slowly while biting her lip. The vaginal part has that slow start, then suddenly she’s taking all of him and clinging to him like she’ll fall apart if he stops. He’s holding her hips, pulling her down harder, she’s moaning his name and trying to keep quiet at the same time, which is hilarious because absolutely no one would fail to hear them. There’s also some fumbled, kind of raw moments where positions aren’t picture perfect and her hair is a bit messy and it honestly sells the whole thing better than if everything was “elegant.”

It’s horny, obviously, but it’s horny in that “I’m invested in these idiots now” way. You get the soft handholding and forehead kisses, and then ten seconds later her mouth is full and she’s looking up with those eyes that say “I’m pretending to be innocent but I know exactly what I’m doing.” It feels like the dev mostly wanted to show off how far they can push intimacy and filth at the same time, and somehow it doesn’t feel forced. Stuff happens quickly, yeah, and there’s not a ton of depth yet, but for something that’s clearly teasing a bigger project, it already nails that mix of romance, oral worship, messy handjobs and shameless exhibitionist teasing that makes you go “ok, I see where this is going, keep going.”

It starts with something stupid, like most good ghost stories and bad ideas. Two dude friends on campus, full of cheap bravado and horny jokes, dragging you into this abandoned wing of the college just to prove you are not a pussy. Lights are dead, corridors are long, that kind of silence that makes your ears ring. The place is full of that old university smell, paper, dust, something wet in the walls. You walk in like, fine, I’ll play along, and pretty fast the game stops feeling like a prank and starts feeling like this fucked up mix of horror movie and porn you definitely shouldn’t jerk off to but you probably will anyway. It’s that kind of story where the main guy tries to act normal, but the more the night goes on, the more the campus turns into a maze, and the more the ghost stops being “boo” and becomes “oh shit she is hot and might kill me and I still want to fuck her.”

What I liked most is how the game treats the campus like a character that hates you. Every hallway looks the same but not quite, doors lead somewhere else than before, and you get that feeling of walking in circles while the air gets heavier. One moment you are talking shit with your friends, the next there is blood on the floor, lockers smashed, someone’s arm on the stairs like it was dropped by accident. Then you meet her. The ghost woman. She is not some sheet with chains, she is this tall, unreal monster girl with curves that feel too alive for something that is supposed to be dead. Big tits that jiggle in a way that makes you forget she is literally a predator, thick ass moving like she is teasing you on purpose, skin that sometimes looks human, sometimes looks like cold porcelain after a nightmare. She appears at the end of the corridor, half covered in shadow, then later inches from your face, breathing words you half understand, half feel in your spine. The horror is not subtle. When she gets angry, people die ugly. Broken bones sticking out, faces smashed, blood sprayed across classroom walls where you once cheated on exams. It is graphic, and it does not pretend to be respectful about it, which is good and also kind of trashy, which I weirdly like and hate.

Sex with her feels like you are cheating on reality. One scene she floats over you in the old lecture hall, legs spreading slow, her pussy dripping on your stomach while all those old wooden seats creak like a funeral. You can see every line of her body as she sinks down on your cock, and at the same time you can see right through parts of her, like her hips blur into mist for a second, then snap back around you tight and warm. It is not romantic. She rides you like she is taking something from you, grinding hard enough that it almost looks painful, moaning in some language that might be Latin or might be just raw hunger. In another moment she has you pinned against the bathroom sink, mirror cracked, your reflection glitching as she fucks you from the front, her claws pressed to your chest but not cutting, just reminding you she could open you like a zip if she wanted. The game keeps playing with this line: does she want to keep you alive as a toy, or rip you apart and lick the blood from your cock after you cum inside her? Sometimes your powers kick in and you feel stronger, faster, like something in this place is waking up inside you too, bending doors, pushing back against her, even making furniture slam around while you are balls deep in her wet ghost cunt. Other times your powers flicker out when you need them most and you just watch, helpless, as one of your friends gets torn in half in the hallway you just left, his guts steaming on the cold floor while she looks at you and smiles like “you’re next, but I’ll make you cum first.” It is not elegant, not subtle, not clean. But that mix of college bullshit, paranormal horror, and shameless, messy, vaginal sex with a lethal ghost girl makes the whole thing feel like a cursed night you will remember long after you close the browser and pretend you played something more respectable.

In King’s Revolt you start as this totally burned-out office drone whose life already looks like a bad joke, and then the game goes “oh by the way, you used to be an MMA monster, get back in the ring, daddy.” One moment you’re watching your phone in some shitty apartment, doomscrolling like on Twitter and Pornhub at the same time, and the next you’re being dragged into gunfights, shady deals, and girls who definitely should not be into a guy this broken. The whole world feels half sci‑fi, half street trash fantasy: mercenary factions, weird tech, sex robots that talk back, and a “Sovereign Coalition” that sounds like it should be in a boring political game, but here it just gives you excuses to punch people and then fuck their subordinates. You make choices in chats on your in‑game phone, answer messages from horny maids or cold mercenary captains, and that actually shapes who spreads their legs for you later, which is funny and kind of depressing, because the MC is clearly not okay in the head and everyone still wants his dick.

The women lineup is basically “pick your poison.” You have a proud pirate queen type clearly inspired by Boa, acting like she’s above everyone until you get her alone and suddenly she’s begging for rough anal and choking, then acting all tsundere after you creampie her. There’s a Nico-style nerdy tech girl who helps you with combat gear and then casually asks if she can record you while you rail her with a toy in her ass “for data.” Nami-like thief who pretends it’s all just business while she’s grinding on your lap under the table during a strategy briefing. MILF mercenary commander who barks orders in the war room and then drops to her knees in a storage room, drooling on your cock and looking up with full ahegao once you cum in her mouth. There is also this completely out-of-place maid café subplot where you go from planning operations to managing flirty maids in uniforms way too tight, groping them during “training,” deciding who has to serve VIP clients and who stays behind for “private tutoring.” Some routes slip into netorare territory if you ignore a girl too long and check your phone later to see her sending you a video with another guy’s cock inside her, and the game just shrugs like “yeah, you had your chance.” Other paths let you flip that, turning them into obsessed pets who watch you fuck other girls and masturbate in the corner, and it is all animated just enough to be shameless without looking like Pixar tried to make hentai.

Combat is turn based and actually kind of tactical, even if you mostly care about the reward scenes. You gear up girls with different roles, send them into missions, and if they get “corrupted” by certain choices the way they fight and the way they fuck changes. One cute virgin sniper who starts all shy, flinching when you touch her tits, slowly turns into this corruption mess who rides you like a porn actress and asks you to cum inside so she can “feel ownership.” There’s also a sex robot companion that begins as a simple tool and turns into a thirsty AI slut if you keep using her for “stress relief,” and she starts commenting during serious story talks like “your heart rate suggests arousal” while staring at your crotch, which made me laugh more than it should. You can build a sort of harem, but the game still throws cheating, voyeur scenes, and interracial stuff in your face, so it never feels fully safe or cozy. One moment you’re having soft, almost romantic vanilla sex, playing with big tits in the shower, the next you’re tying someone up, stuffing toys in both holes and watching her tongue hang out, covered in your cum on the floor. It’s messy, horny, sometimes surprisingly emotional, sometimes dumb as hell, exactly like opening too many tabs on your browser and forgetting which one started all of this.

Your life’s already in the gutter when this thing starts, and the game doesn’t pretend otherwise. You’re broke, tired, hungry, kind of pissed at everything, doing shitty jobs just to keep the meter from hitting zero. Then you stumble over this girl, Rei, literally sleeping on the street, and it snowballs from there. Not in a cute “romcom meet-cute” way, more like “oh fuck, now I have responsibility and a huge pair of tits in my apartment and I’m not sure which is scarier”. The whole thing plays like a messy slice-of-life porn sim where you’re juggling cash, energy, dirtiness, food, and this chaotic woman who starts as a sad stray and turns into the center of your daily routine. It’s not some rich prince fantasy. You’re poor, your room is small, your phone is cheap, and somehow that makes it hotter when you’re getting a titfuck on a busted mattress instead of in some fake marble mansion.

What I liked is how it doesn’t dump everything on you at once. At first you’re just trying not to starve, doing basic grind work, crashing in bed, waking up like “shit, rent is still a thing”. Rei slinks around the place in whatever clothes you managed to afford, bending over too much, sitting on the sofa with her ass taking half the screen, and you catch yourself thinking about her in-between shifts. The voyeur side hits early: peeking on her while she’s showering in your crappy bathroom, watching her sleep with her shirt riding up, that sort of low-budget perv stuff that somehow feels way more intimate than a thousand glossy sex scenes. Then you slowly push it. A handjob while she’s pretending she’s “just helping you relax after work”. Awkward first oral where she clearly doesn’t know what she’s doing yet but really wants your praise. Later, proper vaginal sex scenes where you can tell the dev likes big tits and big asses a bit too much. There’s harem teasing too, like “oh, here’s another girl who might join your mess if you play your cards right”, but Rei is the core. You’ll be planning your schedule like: work early, hang out with her in the afternoon, maybe talk romance, maybe accidentally click the horny option and suddenly her mouth is full. It’s a sandbox, but it’s not empty. Stuff happens because you keep poking at her boundaries and your own.

What makes it kinda funny is how the humor hits right in the middle of all that. She makes dumb jokes about how broke you are while she’s sitting there naked, like “we can’t afford real food but your dick gets VIP treatment, huh?” and you’re laughing even while spamming the job button like a zombie. The management part is sneaky: you start optimizing your day, timing your sleep and work just so you can trigger that one evening event where she gets all shy and cuddly, then five minutes later she’s riding you like a hentai meme. Sometimes the pacing is janky, like you grind for a while, nothing special happens, then suddenly you unlock a full-on anal-leaning blowjob angle just because you picked a different line in a random chat. And the game isn’t gentle about being horny. You’ll get scenes where her tits are wrapped around you and she’s drooling on your shaft, eyes half-lidded, mumbling how she likes tasting your cum more than cheap instant snacks. There’s romance under all that filth, but it’s a trashy romance, poor, clingy, full of jealousy hints and “what if we actually date?” stuff buried under jokes. It’s not polished, some UI things are annoying, there’s that one button that always sits one pixel off and it drives me insane, but then she moans your name during sex and you forget what you were grumbling about. It feels like someone took a dating sim, a poverty simulator, a harem fantasy and a voyeur diary, shook it in a dirty bag, and just said “yeah, this is your life now, enjoy watching her suck you off while the fridge is empty.”

Game hits you with this weird double life thing right away. On one side you’re just some dude in a regular apartment, checking your phone, counting cash like a poor Excel sheet, thinking if you should buy that expensive VR game or pay rent like a responsible adult. On the other side, once you put the headset on and log into Dawn of Arcanum, suddenly you’re this rising hero with a sword, stats, horny mages, thick-ass elves that keep leaning too close, and way too many reasons to forget about your “real” life. And the nice part is, the game doesn’t rush. It kind of nudges you. You go from a boring room with a PC and VR rig to a fantasy hub town where you’re comparing equipment bonuses and at the same time thinking “ok, whose boobs am I seeing next if I win this fight.” That mix is the trick here: you grind monsters in turn based fights, watch your HP and MP and then fifteen minutes later you’re grinding a stacked milf in a tavern room because you picked just the right dialogue options earlier and didn’t die like an idiot to goblins.

What I like is that the sex scenes feel “earned” mechanically, not just thrown at your face. You do some quest for a mature healer with huge tits who keeps acting professional, then you come back alive from a tough boss, and the scene shifts from her checking your wounds to her on her knees, sucking you off, your character grabbing that big ass like he’s trying to keep his balance. There’s an actual build up. Same with the younger-looking adventurer chick who pretends she only cares about loot. First she’s annoyed at you in town, then in battle she’s your support, then after you carry the fight and keep her from getting KO’d, she’s stroking you with her hand under the camp blanket, whispering she “needs to relax after fights.” Combat feeds into the porn. You’re not just clicking “skip” like in some other porn games. You actually want to win because you know losing means no pussy and probably a reload. I got genuinely salty when I miscalculated a turn order and lost a run, not because of the XP, but because I had a feeling it was leading to more than just loot with a certain redheaded mage.

The sandbox vibe shows more in the “real” world than inside the fantasy game, which is kinda funny. In your apartment you’re checking websites, doing small hustle stuff, managing reputation on some gamer app, talking to people in chats. It reminded me a bit of juggling Discord, Steam, and Pornhub at the same time, except here it all actually affects your progress. You need cash to buy better VR gear in-game, which opens new areas in Dawn of Arcanum, which then gives you access to more women and more aligned “routes” for future harem potential. There is this subtle satisfaction in seeing your character go from “nobody online” to a titled player that NPCs in the VR world recognize. One innkeeper milf starts off kinda cold, just doing her job, then after your reputation goes up, she suddenly takes you to the back room, locks the door, and it goes full-on vaginal sex on the counter, her giant tits bouncing while she rides you and mutters something about “special treatment for famous heroes.” I replayed that line twice like a nerd, then noticed a tiny typo in the dialogue and got irrationally annoyed, opened Notepad to write down all the stats I had when that happened, and somehow spent ten minutes thinking if crit chance affects seduction flags or if I’m just seeing patterns where there is nothing. That’s the vibe here. It’s horny as hell, but it also makes you track routes, endings, unlockables in your head or in a spreadsheet. You’re watching out for who you can add to your future harem. You try a different answer in a conversation, suddenly the scene shifts from a simple blowjob in an alley to a proper bedroom fuck where she wraps her legs around you and begs you not to pull out. It’s messy, some UI bits feel half-finished, and the pacing sometimes jumps, but that almost makes it hotter, like the creator was more focused on making sure the mage’s tits jiggle when she kneels to suck you off after a tough boss than cleaning up every little rough edge. And honestly, that’s the correct priority here.

You start as this washed up ex child-actor in LA who thinks starting a podcast will save his life, which already tells you everything about his brain. It is very much “I’m a failure but maybe I can still fuck my way into relevance.” The whole thing happens around this chaotic podcast studio where the girls are supposed to talk, but half the time nobody is actually talking about the podcast. They’re busy arguing, flashing skin, teasing you, grinding, or getting blackmailed into doing something way more interesting than chatting about followers. One minute it’s a dumb joke about clout, next minute a girl with ridiculous tits is straddling some guy on a couch because you pushed things too far, or not far enough, depending how much of a bastard you decide to be. The sex doesn’t feel “romantic VN slow burn”, it’s more like LA party bathroom energy: messy, fast, people lying to each other while making out.

What I liked is how the game treats you like you’re not actually the only shark in the room. You’re the main guy, sure, but there is this rival guest that shows up and immediately tries to steal your spotlight and your girls, and the netorare flavor hits quick if you screw around or pick the wrong timing. You’re trying to juggle clout, views, horny actresses with big asses, sponsors, and meanwhile this dude might be fingering your co-host under the table while pretending to talk about “brand synergy”. You can push back, humiliate him, or just watch like a freak. There is swinging stuff too, where scenes get really blurry about who belongs to who. One route feels like you’re sharing as a power move, another feels like the girls simply like him more than you, and it stings in a hot way. The femdom parts are nice because sometimes the girls just flip it: they pin you to the couch, ride your dick while insulting your subscriber count, or make you beg them not to cancel you on social media. A couple of scenes go hard on sexual harassment themes, like producers cornering girls or you using information to pressure them. It is uncomfortable and also horny, and the game is not pretending it is “healthy”. There’s blackmail, cheating, stripping in the studio when the cameras are “off”, vaginal sex on disgusting casting furniture, and a lot of teasing where a girl presses her tits to your face, but only actually fucks your rival if you try to play noble. The humor keeps it from feeling too heavy: people shit-talk LA, clout culture, cringe podcast bros, yet you are exactly that cringe podcast bro, chasing sex, fame and money, and it actually works just enough to keep you going.

Jack is that guy from every school romance manga who should be a background character, but somehow every girl wants his dick anyway. The game really leans into that “why the hell are they all obsessed with him” vibe, same as the manga, just with way more pussy on screen and less pointless inner monologue. You’re in this school setting, walking around like a normal horny dude, and suddenly every milf teacher, every stacked classmate, even the quiet lesbian girl who “doesn’t like men” is looking at you like you’re a walking sex toy on legs. It feels faithful to the source in the stupid way I wanted: they kept the absurd harem energy, just stripped out half the drama and replaced it with tits bouncing in your face. Good choice. Or bad. Depends how serious you pretend to be.

They went hard on voyeurism too. In the manga, there’s that one chapter where Jack “accidentally” sees the PE teacher changing, here you basically get to recreate that on loop, but with animations and close ups that the panels never had. You’re hiding behind doors, pretending to study, phone in hand like a total creep, watching a milf teacher with huge tits play with a vibrator under her desk during “extra lessons”. Game actually lets you sit there, not touch anything, and just watch her get wetter while she thinks she’s alone. The camera lingers in a way that manga never could, like when she squeezes her own big ass and grinds on the chair, then suddenly notices you, and instead of calling security she drags you between her thighs and your mouth is full of pussy. Accurate adaptation? No. Better? Kind of. I miss some of the emotional build up, but then she’s riding your face and all that complaint just evaporates anyway.

What I really liked is how the romance pretends to matter. You text one girl on your phone, act all sweet and innocent, and ten minutes later you’re in a storage room double teaming a busty class president while that same girl is masturbating in the next room listening to her moans. There’s this one scene on mobile where I was tapping through dialog on the train, and suddenly Jack is sandwiched between two big tit milfs in his apartment, both of them forcing a titfuck on him at the same time, oil all over, animated as hell, his cock sliding between four huge boobs while a third girl watches from the doorway fingering herself. It felt like the manga artist finally said “fuck it, no more censors” and just let everything spill out. And then sometimes it gets weirdly sweet, like you’re holding a crying girl on the rooftop, promising you’ll be hers, and two scenes later she’s on her knees with cum on her tongue in front of her “rival” in this harem mess. The adaptation accuracy is trash if you care about plot order, but the spirit is there: Jack is a magnet for trouble, every girl is horny enough to ignore common sense, and you’re stuck choosing whether to be a bastard or just a slightly softer bastard while hands, mouths, asses and toys keep coming at you from every direction.

The prodigal detective crawling back to a town actually called Bolsdip already tells you what kind of ride this is. You show up with a badge, a half-broken sense of duty and way too much curiosity for your own good, and the game just throws you straight into that mix of cheap mystery and shameless horny nonsense. College campus on one side, sleepy suburb on the other, and in between you’ve got this weird tension where every person seems either suspicious, fuckable, or both at the same time. One moment you’re clicking through clues on a murder board, the next you’re in a cramped office with the “good-looking” professor leaning over your shoulder just a bit too close, her blouse stretched tight because yeah, the game really likes big everything: tits, asses, egos, and problems. That first scene where she “helps” you analyze evidence and casually presses her huge chest on your arm while asking if you miss high school? That’s when it clicks this is less CSI and more “how long till someone ends up riding the MC on a desk with papers flying everywhere”.

The pacing is dirty in a good way. It pretends to be a serious visual novel with noir mood and a bit of psychological tension, then suddenly you’re in the MILF neighbor’s kitchen at night, helping her “fix” the sink, water splashing, her shirt getting wet and transparent, and she just bends over way too far. She does that fake-innocent small talk, but you can see the outline of her bra and her ass practically begging for a spanking every time you misclick and look at it too long. The game loves to tease; it will give you a slow burn chat, some flirty choices, a little blackmail setup here and there, and then, out of nowhere, it drops a full-blown scene where she’s on her knees, lipstick smearing on your cock, drool running down her chin while she stares up at you like “detective, don’t you dare pull out”. It goes from shy neighbor to “swallowing your load and licking the tip clean” very fast, and then acts like nothing happened the next day when she’s watering her plants in just a robe. And yeah, the mystery about what’s actually rotting inside Bolsdip kind of keeps you curious, but honestly I spent more time trying to trigger every filthy event than caring who killed who. That part where you find a hidden little collectible in a location tied to a girl and it unlocks some extra naughty “gift” scene feels silly and gamey, but when the reward ends up being the professor using a vibrator on herself in her office chair while talking on the phone like nothing’s wrong, it’s hard to complain with a straight face.

Teenage idiot gets pantsed in front of half the school, ends up in the therapist’s office, and somehow that turns into a whole corruption circus with every woman in his orbit. That’s the game in spirit. You start as this embarrassed student, still salty about getting humiliated by a teacher, and instead of touching grass or accepting trauma like a normal protagonist, he decides revenge is obviously the best self-care. From there it spirals into point & click chaos through classrooms, corridors, bedrooms, and the kind of “family home” setup that would get your search history flagged if someone looked too close. You bounce between therapy sessions, awkward school encounters, and way too intimate at-home moments that definitely cross some lines, and that’s before the blackmail stuff even kicks in properly. The whole thing is structured like a sandbox, so you poke around, click on things you shouldn’t, open doors you’re not supposed to open, peek through stuff you pretend you don’t peek through in real life. Classic.

What I actually liked, against my better judgment, is how the game just leans into being horny and messy instead of pretending there’s some deep moral lesson. One minute you are pretending to be all nice and “romantic route” with a character, acting like it’s a dating sim where feelings matter, then five minutes later you’re using what you learned in a therapy talk to emotionally twist somebody into doing shit they absolutely shouldn’t agree to. The switch from sweet to fucked up happens so fast it almost feels like a meme: “this is my wholesome route” and then you wake a character up with your dick in her mouth. The voyeur stuff is everywhere. Windows, doors not fully closed, walking in on people “accidentally,” and yeah you can just stand there and watch like a creep instead of interrupting. There was this one moment in a school hallway where I just clicked on the wrong spot, camera shifted, and suddenly I’m staring at a teacher bent over, notebook on the desk, skirt barely covering anything, and the game is just like, “well, since you’re here…” That’s how it gets you. Oh I’ll just look, I won’t touch. Sure. Then you notice you can interact with the environment and suddenly a harmless scene turns into a sloppy blowjob with a threat hanging over her head if she says no next time.

The therapist is probably the funniest and most disturbing part. Her office looks “professional” in the same way that some Instagram “life coach” looks professional with fairy lights behind them. You talk about your issues, she asks leading questions, and if you push dialog in the right wrong way, things slide into handjobs and oral like it’s just another coping mechanism. The game loves making you feel like you are slowly corrupting everyone around you, or maybe they were already horny disasters and you’re just the excuse. There are choices where you can be gentle and romantic, and of course right after that it gives you an option to blackmail someone into stripping in a classroom or letting you play with her with toys you absolutely did not bring for “psychological research.” The animated scenes are dirty in a very direct way: big tits right in your face, big asses leaned against desks, titfucks that go on long enough you start noticing how the animator looped three frames and called it a day, feet suddenly involved with zero warning like “by the way she’s into that too.” There is sleep stuff that is straight up over the line, incest that is played like it’s normal in this genre (because it kind of is at this point), twins that are there for exactly the reason you think, anal that gets offered like an achievement reward, and toys appearing out of nowhere in “innocent” rooms. The corruption arc is less “slow moral decay” and more “how far can I push this before the game tells me no,” and it almost never tells you no. Honestly it feels like Pornhub got bored of short clips and tried roleplaying a point & click sandbox. Take that as compliment or insult, whatever fits.