The knife in each hand thing, it looks cooler than it actually works. She's got these two blades and the animation is basically the same slash repeated, left then right then left. I spent way too long in the second room just watching the monster clipping through a fallen cabinet. The hit detection is a suggestion at best. Sometimes you swing and the creature just keeps walking, other times it dies before you even get close. I don't know.

The building has five floors and each one is just a slightly different shade of grey corridor. Abandoned office aesthetic, papers on the floor, flickering lights. The monsters get bigger but not smarter. First floor is these small crawling things that make a wet sound when they die. By floor four there's this tall thing with too many arms and it just rushes you. No strategy, just spam click and hope the knife connects before it reaches you.

The reward scenes unlock after each floor clear. The girl, she's got that typical anime proportion thing going on, huge chest, tiny waist. The first scene is a blowjob, pretty standard, the animation loops after about eight seconds. The cumshot physics are honestly ridiculous, like someone threw a bucket of white paint. There's a scene on floor three where she's bent over some debris and a monster is still twitching in the background, which I found more funny than hot. The final scene after floor five, she's on a chair, legs up, and the camera just circles slowly. The sound cuts out halfway through. I reloaded twice thinking it was a bug but no, it's just silent for the last thirty seconds. I wish they'd fixed that. They won't.

The whole thing is maybe fifteen minutes if you don't die. I died a lot on floor four because of that multi-armed bastard. The checkpoint system puts you back at the start of the floor which is annoying but whatever. For a browser game it loads fast, I'll give it that. The monster designs are actually kind of gross in a good way, all veiny and wrong-looking. But then you finish and the girl's face is just blank, same expression for every scene, staring slightly to the left of the camera. It's unsettling in a way I don't think they intended.

Otoshina. That's her name. The green oni. And I can't stop thinking about her thighs. Not in a poetic way, just the sheer crushing weight of them, the way the game lingers on that CG where she's got you pinned and your pathetic little demon slayer sword is clattering somewhere off screen. I've got like 14 gifs saved from this visual novel already, mostly the ones where she's not even doing anything explicitly sexual yet, just that look. You know the one. The "you came to the wrong shrine, little man" look.

The whole setup is you're some rookie demon slayer, Heian era, big ambitions, tiny brain. You find her in an abandoned shrine and think it's a standard boss fight. It's not. It's a femdom trap with an orc woman who will absolutely break your pelvis and your spirit. The action-adventure tag is a lie, it's more like a series of increasingly bad decisions where you click and hope your stamina holds out. There's this one scene where she uses her tongue, and I swear the sound design, just that wet schlick, made me drop my phone right onto my face. Real experience, still have the bruise. The dark fantasy stuff is there in the background, some vague plot about yokai wanting to destroy humanity, but honestly who cares when she's whispering about draining you dry and you're nodding along like an idiot.

I wish there was a gallery mode that just let me replay the animations without clicking through all the text again. The writing is fine, some typos, whatever. But that one frame where she's mid-laugh and her abs are flexing, that's the real story. The eroge elements are front and center, no subtlety, just pure brutal femdom. The game knows what it is. A shrine, a monster woman, and a very sore protagonist.

Autumn City looks normal for about five seconds, then you realize half the people on the street could fry you with magic or bend you over with a tail. You’re this young guy who’s supposed to be “aspiring” and “heroic”, but let’s be honest, your biggest stat is “horny as hell”. By day you’re dealing with demon trouble, terrorist vibes, shady shit happening in alleys, that kind of thing. By night, it’s you getting dragged into messy erotic drama with a tsundere mage girl who pretends she doesn’t care, and an older, sultry demon slayer who absolutely knows what she’s doing with her tongue and her tits. The game plays it like a classic adventure, little bits of combat, little bits of magic, and then suddenly you’re balls deep in some farm-world side dimension where the cows are less important than the way Angie wraps her lips around you and starts a slow, noisy blowjob while Kana sits nearby trying not to look, cheeks red, rubbing her thighs together like she wants to teleport right into your lap. It’s that kind of vibe: plot, then porn, then a weird joke, then more porn.

What sells it is how shameless it is with the sex. There’s this scene where Kana finally snaps, the whole tsundere wall just collapses, and she climbs on top of you in this cramped little room in Autumn City, grinding on you through your pants while she mutters that she “hates” you for making her feel like this. Two lines later she’s begging for you inside her, eyes rolled up, full ahegao face, drool at the corner of her mouth. Her voice cracks when she moans, and it hits different because the heroine is actually voiced; you can hear the little gasps when you push deeper, you can hear those stupidly cute whimpers when you slide into anal and she tries to act tough but fails instantly. Then later the game just goes, “Hey, remember that bond you had with her?” and throws a netorare route option at you where you either watch someone else play with her or you catch her cheating on you in another world. There’s a threesome setup on the farm that can turn sweet, with you fucking both waifus, or absolutely twisted, where you’re not the only guy in the room anymore. One path has you holding Kana’s wrists while Angie rides your cock, big soft tits bouncing in your face, then she leans down and gives you a sloppy titfuck with spit and precum dripping everywhere. Another path has you jerking off in the shadows, forced to watch her kneel and give oral to someone else, gagging around a cock that isn’t yours while her eyes silently beg you for something, forgiveness or more abuse, you’re not sure. The game doesn’t really care if you’re here for romance, corruption, or just fast masturbation with a gallery on loop. It just hands you magic, demons, cheating, group sex, blowjob, anal, handjob, everything, then lets you sit there one-handed, clicking through Autumn City like a horny little god deciding who gets saved and who gets fucked.

The lightsaber hum is wrong. That’s the first thing that sticks, not the janky UI or the way Kaylan’s face sometimes freezes mid-blink like he’s buffering a thought. It’s a parody, a fan fic, whatever, but the saber sound is a stock whoosh that belongs in a cheap mobile game ad, not a galaxy far, far away. It’s such a tiny thing but it just sits there, wrong, while you’re clicking through dialogue trees about Jedi codes and trade disputes. The whole thing feels like it was assembled in a basement with a lot of love and zero budget, which, honestly, is the whole vibe. You’re this guy Kaylan, default name, and you’re off on a big adventure. Drama, action, and then bam, a Twi’lek is pulling you into a storage closet. The CG hentai scenes are the whole point, let’s be real. They’re static images, mostly, with that slightly glossy look where everyone’s skin is a bit too perfect. The oral sex scene with the Sith acolyte is framed like a weird religious painting, all dramatic shadows and intense eye contact, which is hilarious and also kind of hot? I don’t know. The anatomy gets a little abstract during the vaginal sex sequence, a leg bending in a way that suggests a broken bone more than passion, but the artist clearly had a thing for the warrior women and it shows. The romantic bits are sandwiched in there, some dialogue that’s supposed to make you feel something before the clothes come off. It’s like the game forgets it’s a porn parody for a second and tries to be a real visual novel, then remembers and throws a titty at the screen. I wish the choices mattered more. You click, you get a slightly different line of text, but the sex scenes are on rails. You’re gonna see that Sith lord naked no matter what diplomatic option you pick. It’s a slideshow with a Star Wars skin stretched over it, and that skin is full of holes. The drama is so earnest though, it’s almost charming. Like a kid playing with action figures and making them kiss. The sci-fi backdrop is just wallpaper for the fucking, which is fine, but then it’ll drop a ten minute lore dump about a planet’s trade history and you’re just sitting there, dick in hand, metaphorically, waiting for the next bit of CG hentai. It’s a mess. A horny, unpolished mess that somehow captures the feeling of downloading a weird zip file from a forum in 2006.

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So my partner and I, we're always looking for games where you can just be a total degenerate without the game judging you for it, you know? This one, Dual Ascension, it starts with you and your best friend, classic setup, and there's this whole magic world and "progression fantasy" thing. Honestly I zoned out a bit on the lore because the main thing, the absolute core of it, is this "secret technique" you unlock. It's basically a cheat code for getting people naked. The first time it clicked, I actually laughed out loud. You're in this tense standoff with some elf guard who's way too serious, and the dialogue options are all like "try to reason" or "use the technique." You pick the technique and suddenly the whole scene just derails into this absurdly detailed, very explicit encounter. The writing doesn't try to be poetic, it's just... direct. "He pulled down her trousers and she gasped," that kind of thing. It knows what it is.

The art is... a choice. It's got that slightly off model, indie visual novel look where sometimes a hand looks like a bunch of bananas and other times the lighting on a pair of tits is weirdly perfect. My partner kept pointing at the screen going "why is his neck so thick?" during a supposedly sexy scene and we'd just lose it. But then, I don't know, the next scene would have this genuinely hot setup with a catgirl and the jankyness somehow made it hotter? Like finding a dirty magazine in the woods. It feels more transgressive than those super polished 3D games that try too hard. There's a part with a slime monster that I wish had more branching options, but it won't be updated so whatever.

We played it on the browser through that itch.io app, and the save system is a bit of a mess, I lost my progress once after a particularly good scene with the blacksmith's daughter and I almost threw my phone. The fetish stuff is there, it's not shy about it, but it's woven in without a big neon sign. It just... happens. One minute you're talking about mana cores, the next you're reading a very detailed description of something involving a tail that I won't spoil. The comedy lands more often than it should, mostly because the main character is such a horny idiot. There's a running joke about his "mana reserves" that's basically just a stamina bar for sex and it's the dumbest thing I've ever loved.