The usual community dude rambling through his city decided to buy himself new glasses. Because now it is not fashionable to wear junk. And the new glasses are a bonus that would entice a chick. Going to the store, this ordinary neighborhood dude buys glasses. Goes out and dresses them... and just look what happens. He got special glasses - they possess the role of X-rays. And today this local dude may look at any person for clothes. From this type of purchase, the dude loses his head and starts to test people passing by. Well, what has been longer to find out for yourself!

The whole thing is like five minutes long, maybe less if you know what you're doing. RPGMaker MV, that engine everyone and their mother used for weird little projects back in the day. This one drops you on a starship, very obviously not-Star Trek, and the computer voice tells you to go fuck the hologram. Not subtle. "Computer, disable hologram anti-bullying protocols" is the actual command. I laughed.

The hologram is Leah Brahms. If you know, you know. That one episode where Geordi gets weird with a simulation of a real scientist and then she finds out and it's incredibly awkward. This game just takes that concept and strips away all the pretense. No engineering problems to solve, no moral dilemma. Just a couple of rooms, a very basic sprite, and a single objective. The dialogue is stilted in that charming RPGMaker way where you can tell someone was clicking through event triggers and typing with one hand. The sex scene is... functional. A text box describing the act with some canned sound effects. It's not trying to be a triple-A porn experience, it's a shitpost you can click through.

I do wish there was more to it. Like, the anti-bullying protocols line implies a whole comedic angle that never really pays off. You just say it and then the hologram is available. No resistance, no funny error messages, no "computer, belay that order" fakeout. Missed opportunity. The creator says there might be more in the future and honestly I'd play a longer version of this. Maybe add the actual Leah Brahms walking in on you. That's the whole point of the episode, the cringe. Right now it's just a quick wank with a reference attached. Which, fine, that's what most of these adult flash games were anyway. I've spent longer looking for my keys than playing this. The art is basic RTP stuff, nothing custom, but the sheer audacity of the premise carries it. If you've ever wanted to correct the historical injustice of Geordi not getting to smash, here you go. Just don't expect a full game.

In a distant future where technology has unlocked the secrets of universe travel, a powerful race known as the Legislation holds sway over the galaxy. They decide to run a twisted experiment for their own mysterious ends.

Two individuals, a man and a woman, are dropped onto a lush tropical planet. Stripped bare of food, clothes, or water, they must fend for themselves. Your role is to guide them through this brutal challenge.

Gather wood for fires to cook fresh fish caught in nearby streams. As the man struggles to hold it together, the woman becomes available for more... intimate endeavors after reaching level 10. Your choices shape their fate, including the wild nights where passion burns hotter than the tropical sun.

Eventually, the couple conceives a child, adding a fragile new life to protect. Yet the challenge escalates drastically as a dormant volcano awakens nearby, threatening annihilation.

Every moment counts in this adult flash game where survival blends with raw, explicit encounters. Big boobs, wild nights, and a savage environment create a truly unforgettable experience.

Will you keep them alive, fueled by both hunger and lust, or watch everything burn? Jump into this twisted tale of survival and sex now.