You know that feeling when you click some random isekai porn game expecting another generic "you are the chosen hero" thing, and instead you wake up broke as hell in a shitty fantasy town, surrounded by gorgeous slave girls who all somehow depend on you to pay rent and also to fuck their brains out? That’s the vibe here. The truck-kun hit already happened, no epic hero ceremony, no magic sword, just debt, horny slaves, and this weird mix of romance and comedy where one minute you’re doing math in your head about how to afford food and the next you’re balls-deep in a busty elf trying not to blow too fast because the scene is actually animated and she’s got that stupid ahegao face that makes you lose all self control. It feels less like "grand adventure" and more like "I died and got reincarnated as a broke pimp who accidentally cares about his girls," which is honestly better.

The whole thing is harem to the bone, but not the lazy kind where everyone magically loves you for no reason. Each girl has her own shit going on. One is trying to act tough while sucking your dick from under the table to prove she’s "useful," another wants romance and cuddles after you creampie her twice in the same morning, another gets way too into anal so fast you’re like "wait, we skipped a few steps, right?" The POV angles really help the scenes hit, feels like you’re in one of those brazzers VR clips but without the stupid acting. There’s a bunch of group sex stuff where you’re switching holes like a speedrunner, tits bouncing in your face, big asses grinding on you, fluids everywhere, and the game just keeps stacking bodies like some horny JRPG party limit. And yeah, some of them are family in that "this fantasy world has very relaxed ideas about bloodlines" way, so if that hits your taboo button, the game pushes it pretty damn hard and then pretends that’s totally normal over breakfast.

The real curveball is how open the sharing stuff is. The MC is not some crying cuck hiding outside the door. This guy is chill about letting other men fuck his girls while he watches, joins in, or just treats it like free entertainment after a long day of grinding for cash. It’s not humiliation, it’s more like he’s flexing. You get scenes where your slave is riding an older guy’s cock, moaning with her tongue out, and she keeps looking at you for approval while he pumps his load into her pussy and you’re like "yeah, good girl, take it all," then later she’s back on your bed begging for round two because "only your cum counts." You get futa and trap flavor too if you poke around enough, one moment you think you’re getting a normal blowjob, next thing you’re staring at a cute face with a thick cock between her legs and you’re oddly fine with it. Occasionally the humor hits in weird places, like you’re negotiating prostitution rates while a milf is still licking your shaft, and you’re half reading the dialogue, half watching the animation on repeat. It’s messy, horny, not very heroic, and kind of feels like someone mashed isekai light novel trash with Pornhub categories at 3x speed and somehow made it work.

James is that smug guy everyone in school pretends not to look at and then goes home and thinks about in the shower. Famous last name, rich family, dumped onto this weird little island like it is nothing. At first it feels kind of normal: classes, uniforms, teachers who talk too much. Then you start noticing the cracks. The girl sitting next to you has eyes that glow a bit too hard when she is horny. The twins down the hall share everything in a way that is way past cute. The coach who stares at James a bit too long in the locker room and you suddenly get why the dev put a quick-save button right there. The island is small, but it feels like every corner wants to fuck him or eat him or maybe both in one go.

The nice part is you are not just reading his life, you poke it. You walk James around, bump into people, pick what he says. Sometimes he is a cocky bastard, sometimes he lets himself be pushed to his knees in a dark classroom and you just sit there at work watching a smooth looping animation of him taking a thick cock in his mouth, trying to pretend you are actually checking Slack. There is a lot of oral, and it does not look shy. Lips shining, tongues moving, the camera going in way closer than any school security cam. Anal shows up too, not as some “special ending” bullshit, just like, yeah, this guy likes it both ways, deal with it. You get these scenes where he is getting pounded from behind on a dorm bed, his face pressed into the pillow, and the only thing I was mad about was that the sound of the creaking mattress stopped one frame too early in the loop. It annoys me every time and I still replay it, so whatever. One minute you are flirting with a cute classmate, the next you are pushed against a wall by something with claws and a cock that clearly did not pass any school dress code, and somehow it still feels like part of the same horny soap opera.

The whole magic and monster stuff comes in slow, like the dev waited until you were already invested in James getting his dick wet in “normal” ways. Then the island starts acting strange. You walk into the forest after class and bump into something that looks like it crawled out of a nightmare and straight into Pornhub. It teases him, circles him, and suddenly you are picking if James runs, fights, or just drops to his knees and opens his mouth. There is one scene where a creature pins him against a tree, tentacle-like vines wrapping his wrists, tongue forcing its way in as his pants slide down, and your mouse is on “save” before your brain even catches up. At school, teachers talk about “energy flows” and “rituals” and you know damn well this is just code for more ways to get James naked. The twins are the worst in the best way: they show up together, lean in too close, talk in that half-innocent, half-fuck-me tone, and you know they are hiding something magical and filthy. The game just lets you wander, miss things, stumble into sex by accident instead of throwing big glowing signs at you. Sometimes it feels clunky, like a scene cuts off right when you are about to cum, or a choice looks important but is just flavor text, but then James is on his knees in the boy’s bathroom with another student’s cock in his throat and you forget to be mad. It is messy, horny, a bit awkward, and somehow that fits him perfectly.

Nobody here remembers shit, but everybody wants to fuck. That’s basically the vibe of this game, in a good way and also in a kind of fucked up way that sticks in your head when you’re trying to answer an email on Gmail and suddenly you remember that scene with the slime girl choking on a dick made of tentacles. You wake up in this weird world with a bunch of strangers, no names, no past, just horny bodies and monsters that look like they came from a hentai subreddit and a fever dream at same time. I liked how it doesn’t even pretend to be “normal fantasy” for long. One second you’re talking about how to survive, next second you’re on your knees in front of some smug demon guy, mouth full, while text box is describing how your throat is learning a new religion. And it works. Too well, actually.

What caught me was how the game lets you lean into different filth without doing a big tutorial voice. You just kind of realize, oh, if I pick this slightly pathetic answer, my character gets humiliated harder later, and suddenly the “I’ll do anything, just don’t leave me alone here” line becomes a whole gangbang in some ruined temple where you’re pinned between a futa priestess and a monster with too many cocks. Anal, vaginal, your ass used like it belongs to the group, cum dripping everywhere, that nice little text detail about feeling it leak out when you try to walk after. There’s this one scene where you’re supposed to “negotiate” with a monster girl tribe, except the negotiation is basically who you let fuck you first while the others watch. I thought it would be just generic porn dialogue, but they really lean into the humiliation: they call you a “lost little virgin toy” even when you’re already full of cum from earlier route. Consistency? No. But somehow that randomness makes it hotter, because the game acts like your holes are always ready for another round no matter what you did 5 minutes ago. I kinda hate that. I also replayed that part three times on Firefox because the timing for some choices actually changes the angle of who finishes where. That thing where you wake up half-asleep and someone’s already pushing inside you, and the text pretends you’re not sure if you’re dreaming, that messed with me more than the loud monster fights.

What’s funny is how it tries to be an “adventure” and a “mystery” while you’re also getting covered in cum every other conversation. You’ve got the whole “why are we here, what happened to our old world” questions, but I kept getting distracted by little details like the way the game describes teeth on a tentacle mouth right before it goes down on you, or how the lesbian route with the monster girl isn’t soft at all, she just grinds you into the ground and basically uses your face until you can’t see straight. There’s also a guy-on-guy tension that sneaks up on you: one of the “normal” dudes you meet turns into full-on gay route if you answer him with just slightly too much kindness, and suddenly your “thanks for saving me” scene becomes you sucking him off while a shadow thing watches, and you both pretend you don’t notice. Group scenes go pretty hard too, like proper multiple cocks in one hole, pussy and ass stuffed, bukkake on top, cumshot text taking more lines than the actual plot. But the game still tries to make you care about “restoring balance to the world” while you’re wiping jizz off your chest for the third time in one chapter. I kind of wish the UI buttons were less tiny, but yeah, that’s not going to change and I’m still going to keep clicking “yes” when some creepy tentacle offers to “show a different kind of welcome.” Just don’t expect the story to respect your choices as much as it respects your holes. It remembers exactly where to put the next cock, but forgets everything else. Honestly, same.

Xareth is the kind of pretty elf bastard I’d absolutely cosplay, if I wasn’t worried the orcs in this game would rip the costume off in like two scenes. He’s this slim royal sorcerer who technically should be a prince, all elegant, good hair, smug magic, but daddy lost the throne to some clown king. Instead of crying about it, he runs off to get help from a tribe of orcs who solve basically everything with muscle, cock, and bad ideas. It’s all very “I’m here to discuss politics” and five minutes later you’re on your knees with green hands in your hair and someone twice your size deciding if they fuck your throat first or your ass. Story keeps pretending it’s about honor and war and alliances, then suddenly you’re getting double stuffed in a tent that smells like sweat, leather, and cum, and you kind of forget that there was a kingdom at all.

What I like is how dirty and oddly tender it can be at same time. One scene you’re pinned under an orc so huge you only see his abs and tusks, getting your hole worked open slow while another one grips your jaw, pushes his cock between your lips and tells you to “breathe through your nose, pretty prince.” Next scene, you’re sitting by a fire, robes ruined, your ass sore, talking about strategy like you’re in some fantasy visual novel, except you still feel cum sliding down your thigh. The oral stuff is really on point: Xareth choking on green dick, tears in his eyes, makeup ruined, but clearly loving it, swallowing every drop because he knows he needs these guys on his side. There’s this one group scene where you think you’re just sharing a victory drink, then three orcs close in, one gropes your ass, one plays with your nipples through the fabric, another rubs against your back, and before you realize it you’re bent over a rough table, one inside you, another feeding you his cock, a third jerking off waiting his turn, using your hair like reins. I had Spotify open first time I played and had to shut it off, because the game’s own music hits way harder than it looks: it’s loud, rough, a bit too much sometimes, like drums beating while your elf twink gets used like a toy. I wish you could tweak volume from inside scenes faster, but I just kept clicking through with one hand and alt-tabbing like an idiot.

The racial mix stuff is hot as hell here too, but not in a “polite fantasy romance” way. Xareth’s pale skin against thick green bodies, his cute ass spread wide by fat orc fingers, their cum streaking his stomach, dripping from his lips, his lean muscle shaking while they push in deeper. Sometimes they treat him softer, call him “little prince” and kiss his neck while they slide in, sometimes they use him like a fuckhole that happens to moan magic words. And the game loves multiple penetration, almost too much: there are moments where you’re getting filled from both ends and another orc just stands there, one hand on your chest, groping and squeezing your nipples, the other hand pushing your hips back to keep you in place, like you’re furniture. I played mostly on my laptop in bed, had Telegram popping up with messages while I was literally watching my elf get railed by two orcs at once, and I kept forgetting to answer because the scene kept layering stuff: one pulls out to cum all over your back, another shoots down your throat, and Xareth just smiles this ruined, satisfied smile like “yeah, this is how I win my kingdom back.” It’s messy, a bit all over the place, sometimes the pacing between serious plot and orc gangbang is weird, but the way it leans into big bodies, big asses, rough anal, and hungry mouths made me screenshot a bunch for future costume ideas that are absolutely never going on Instagram.

Fantasy Harem: Heroine Backdoor feels like someone smashed together a horny choose-your-own-adventure book, a gacha addiction, and one of those crossover fanfics you swear you only read ironically. You play as this totally average guy who somehow ends up surrounded by famous fantasy heroines that look just enough like the originals that your brain starts going “wait, I know that ass from somewhere.” One moment you’re arguing with a proud swordswoman who pretends she doesn’t care you saw her in that ridiculous bunny costume, next moment you’re balls-deep in a monster girl with horns and a tail, trying to pick the dialog option that leads to creampie instead of another tease scene. The whole thing is a sandbox, so nothing holds your hand. You kind of wander around, push events, change outfits, poke at girls until scenes unlock. It feels messy in a good way. Like those old CYOA books where you keep a finger on the previous page, except here your “finger” is busy somewhere else and you’re using the mouse to reload a save instead.

The game leans pretty hard into cosplay and costumes. I spent way too long just swapping outfits on one heroine, not even going straight for sex at first, just seeing how far the dev would go with the parody: maid, catgirl, demon armor, fake “holy paladin” suit that is 90% cleavage, weird sci‑fi plugsuit on a fantasy elf, and of course that tight bodysuit that hugs her big ass like it’s vacuum packed. Half the fun is watching them try to stay in character while the scene goes wildly off script. Like, there’s this prim mage type who talks all fancy, then when you finally push her into anal she suddenly starts swearing like a drunk streamer and begging you not to pull out, and the game straight up lets you ignore that and fill her anyway. Interracial stuff is there too, with different skin tones and body shapes in the harem, and the MC is not treated like some bland invisible guy. He talks, reacts, sometimes even fucks up and says the wrong thing so you lose a scene. I kinda liked that, even when it annoyed me. Oral and vaginal are your “everyday meal,” anal and creampie are like dessert you unlock by picking the right options or building enough affection or corruption or whatever the hidden numbers are doing under the hood. There’s even crossover moments where two heroines from “totally not that famous series” end up sucking you off together while arguing which universe has the stronger magic, and you’re just sitting there thinking about how long you can hold out so you can paint both their faces.

What surprised me is how animated everything feels, and I don’t mean just technically, but the timing. A monster girl rides you slowly at first, then speeds up exactly when the dialog line hits that “I want it all inside” moment, and right there you get that lovely POV of her ass slapping down while you choose between “pull out” and “too late.” Sometimes the game trolls you: you pick the “safe” option and somehow still end with a messy creampie because the heroine tricks you, laughing and squeezing you dry. Virgin routes are there, and they actually treat the first time like a thing, with slower pacing, nervous lines, tiny pauses in animation, which is kind of sweet even when you’re just there to watch her go from shy to totally addicted. Harem play is baked into everything; girls comment on each other, share costumes, sometimes walk in on scenes and instead of getting mad they just join in, like “oh, you’re using his mouth, I’ll sit on his cock then.” It’s not all perfect: some scenes reuse poses, the sandbox can feel confusing when you just want the next big event, and the game never explains why this guy attracts every heroine from every world. But after the third time you’ve got a cosplaying elf deepthroating you while a demon girl takes you in the backdoor, with both of them dripping your cum from earlier, you kind of stop caring about lore and just click the next option to see how much filthier it can get.

Whoremonger NTE feels like picking through the wreckage of some dude’s life while your dick is in your hand and your brain is going, “ok but what if I push him even lower.” You start as this broken, pissed off father who got cheated on and basically had his whole world smashed. He’s older, tired, kind of hollow, and then you throw him into a school setting full of temptation where every route is a test of what kind of bastard you want to turn him into. One minute you’re awkwardly trying to flirt like a rusty virgin reborn, the next you’re watching a girl with big tits bend over in a way that feels way too deliberate, and your mouse just kind of… moves on its own. The funny part is how it mixes real bitterness with horny comedy. There are scenes where he’s dealing with serious family shit and then thirty seconds later he’s getting a sloppy titfuck from someone he absolutely should not be touching, and you’re half laughing, half going, “yeah ok I’m already going to hell, keep going.”

The corruption angle is where it really hooks you. Characters start out normal enough, maybe a bit flirty, maybe innocent, and then the game keeps dangling choices like “be a decent human” or “grab that ass and see what happens.” You can keep things semi romantic, or slide into cheating and full ntr filth that’s technically avoidable but the writing just pokes at you, like, “you sure you don’t want to see her getting railed behind your back?” There’s a lot of teasing too, plenty of lingerie, stripping, girls acting like they don’t know exactly what they’re doing while rubbing up against you. You get lesbian scenes where two girls are going at it and you’re just watching like a perv, voyeur moments in bathrooms, school corridors, even some straight up exhibitionism where you’re thinking, yeah, if any NPC had working eyes we’d all be in jail. The sex itself covers everything from slow, clingy romance-style vaginal and oral scenes to rough anal, aggressive spanking, feet in your face, toys being used where they probably shouldn’t fit, and those messy creampies that feel like a victory trophy and a bad decision at the same time. There’s milf and gilf content too, older women that know exactly how to handle a broken man and twist him around their finger, sometimes with a hint of female domination or plain old blackmail. Incest stuff is there if you dig for it, treated with that “we’re not supposed to do this” energy that either turns you on or makes you click away. Violence pops up now and then in pretty graphic ways, reminding you this world isn’t just a porn playground, which honestly clashes with the humor in a weird but interesting way. One scene had me laughing at a stupid joke in chat on Discord and then two clicks later I was watching a brutal moment that made the earlier goofy groping feel extra dirty. It’s messy, horny, a bit cruel, and kind of perfect for when you want your porn with a side of emotional wreckage instead of clean, shiny happiness.

Harth starts out in this tiny nowhere village where nothing happens, just chores, dumb jokes with friends, jerking off behind the barn and trying not to stare too hard at tits that bounce when the girls carry water. It feels almost too soft at first, like one of those comfy slice of life VN where you just click through sunsets and pretend you’re not waiting for someone to suck you off. Then shit breaks. The safe bubble cracks, people change, and suddenly this clueless virgin farm boy with more hormones than sense gets dragged into the capital, where everything smells like incense, sex, mud and perfume at the same time. I liked that jump, honestly. One moment you’re groping a friend under a blanket, quiet and sloppy, scared someone will hear. Next moment you’re in a temple full of half-naked fanatics arguing about gods while some girl with holy symbols on her tits is sliding her hand into your pants like it’s part of the ritual. Maybe it actually is, I kinda lost the plot, in a good way.

The game plays like that drunk walk home feeling: you think you’re going in a straight line, then suddenly you’re in a back alley watching a guy get his ass railed by a priest with golden jewelry, and the MC is just there like “huh, okay, that’s a thing.” The gay stuff isn’t thrown in as a joke either, it’s just there, stubborn and casual, like desire doesn’t care about labels. First time Harth gets a handjob from a dude with sharper cheekbones than half the girls, it feels almost more honest than some of the straight scenes. Then later he’s on his knees with a girl riding his face while she orders him to stroke slower, faster, stop, like he’s her favorite toy. The game keeps playing with that mix of soft romance and “shut up and take it” energy. One scene you’re sharing a quiet moment under stained-glass light, kissing and shaking a little because it’s your first time inside someone warm and wet. Next scene you’ve got a smug noblewoman using your cock between her tits while you’re pinned, her hand on your throat, and you realize the dev really enjoys female domination way more than is probably healthy. Or maybe that’s just me. Hard to tell.

There’s this one early bit that got stuck in my head for some reason. You’re in the city for like, what, a day, and some street performer girl with a thick ass and religious tattoo on her back teases you into a side alley. She doesn’t just drop to her knees immediately. She makes you work for it in that annoying way: brushing her foot up your leg, pressing her toes on your crotch through the fabric, laughing when you twitch. I hated it and loved it. The footjob there is animated enough that you almost feel the frustration more than the pleasure, especially when she stops right when you’re about to cum, pulls your pants down, and finally takes you in her mouth slow, messy, half-choking, drool on her chin. You get that internal view when she decides to swallow you, which usually I’m not crazy about, but here it felt like peeking at something you weren’t supposed to see, greedy and wrong. Then much later the pregnancy stuff starts sneaking in and it hits different. You creampie someone during a “we might die tomorrow” night and forget about it for a while, and only several scenes later she shows up with a swollen belly and this weird tired smile. It’s not played as cute fluffy family life. It’s more like: actions have weight, even when you were just thinking with your dick and chasing another orgasm between temple pillars shaped like naked saints. Kind of fucked up, kind of beautiful, kind of exactly what I wanted from a sad fantasy sex story that pretends to be an adventure and then quietly ruins everyone in slow motion.

You know that feeling when a “serious” border story suddenly turns into a horny fever dream and your dick is somehow the least weird thing happening on screen? That’s pretty much this game. You start as this regular dude shuffling his way up from Mexico to the US, and it pretends to be about migration and shady shit at the border, but it’s really about how fast your morals slide when a stacked futa with a mean smile puts a boot on your chest and a cock on your lips. The humor hits first: dumb jokes, horny one-liners, awkward dialogue where you can almost hear the dev giggling behind the screen. It looks kind of stiff at times, like old 3D porn renders someone made in Blender after watching too much Pornhub, but it also gives everything this weird charm. The girls have ridiculous asses, tits that scream “chiropractor bill incoming,” and then they turn around and have a dick bigger than your ego. I liked that. I hated that. I liked it again five minutes later when one of them grabbed the MC by the hair for some deepthroat action and I caught myself leaning closer to the screen like a thirsty idiot.

What surprised me is how slow it starts. You click. And click. And click again. On patrol, in a car, in some grimy little shack. Long stretches where it’s all dialogue and teasing, futas bullying you, women laughing at you, a couple of scenes where you’re basically being sexually harassed and the game treats it half like a joke and half like a dirty confession. Then suddenly you’re on your knees, gagging on cock, or bending over while some smug futa slides a toy in your ass just to “test your limits.” It goes from “haha, silly border story” to “oh fuck, she is actually ruining this guy’s hole” in like two clicks. Some scenes hit that corruption sweet spot: you start out trying to say no, then the choices slowly nudge you into yes, then into “yeah, choke me while you’re at it.” The female domination vibe is strong: they’re in charge, they push, they mock you, and your dick keeps betraying you. There’s a moment with a big titty futa officer using a baton like it’s not regulation to shove your resistance down, and it stays in your head longer than it should. Choices do matter in a loose way; you feel the game branching, different endings waiting somewhere up north, but it never explains the mechanics cleanly, it just lets you stumble into them. Sometimes that’s hot, sometimes it’s annoying as hell, like when I clicked the “wrong” answer on my phone in Chrome and lost a scene I really wanted to see again. I kept hoping for this one super soft, affectionate scene after all the rough anal and blowjob punishment, and it kind of never came, and maybe that’s fine. Not every trip has to end with cuddles. This one is more like fumbling across the border with cum on your face, wondering at what point you stopped being the one in control and why that thought makes you hard again.

This thing feels like somebody took a pretty normal marriage, threw it in a blender with Pornhub’s “couple tries swinging for the first time” category, and then said, “yeah, Unity can probably handle that.” You start with this husband who thinks he’s on solid ground. Loving wife, comfortable sex life, classic story. Except the game keeps poking at every weak point in that relationship. A look that lasts a little too long at the neighbor’s abs. A “just a harmless drink” with the hot coworker with the ridiculous tits. One message notification during dinner that changes the whole mood. And the camera is constantly putting you in that slightly uncomfortable third-person angle, like you’re not just playing the guy, you’re spying on the marriage from behind the couch or from a cracked bedroom door. It’s got that voyeur vibe where you’re not sure if you feel more like the protagonist or like the creep across the street with binoculars.

What I like is how it doesn’t rush the dirty stuff, even if the tags scream filth. It teases like a frustrated partner who knows exactly how long to make you wait before putting a hand where it shouldn’t go. One scene you’re just chatting on the sofa, her feet in your lap, and out of nowhere the dialogue lets you decide if you keep it sweet or turn it into a slow footjob under a blanket while Netflix runs in the background. Another path, you’re at a pool party, and you’re not even the one doing anything yet, just watching your wife laugh a little too hard at a joke from some tall guy with darker skin and too-perfect teeth. The way her swimsuit rides up her ass when she leans over the table, the little hip sway when she walks past you, the not-quite-innocent smile when she notices you staring. The game is obsessed with body language like that. Every brush of a hand, every “accidental” boob press, every sultry look from across the room. Then suddenly you’re choosing between pretending you didn’t see anything, joining in, or quietly letting your jealousy cook while she disappears into another room with him and the door doesn’t quite close. And if you let it go on long enough, you’ll be sitting there like an idiot while muffled moans start leaking through the wall and the camera just sits on your face.

Some routes really twist the knife. There’s this evening where your wife suggests inviting another woman over “just to spice things up a little,” and if you play along, it turns into this messy tangle of mouths, hands, and thighs on the bed. You’re there, buried between legs, tasting her while your wife rides your face, and the game is very comfortable zooming in on wet tongues, sloppy oral, fingers digging into soft asses. At first it feels like a dream harem situation, a big tit here, a big ass there, bodies sliding with that slightly plastic but still horny 3D look. Then, depending on earlier choices, suddenly your point of view switches and you’re watching as they forget you for a second and start fully going at each other, and it hits you that your “fun experiment” might not be as under control as you hoped. Some paths even change protagonists and dump you inside her head for a while, showing her private fantasies of other men, of being taken hard in a half-open bathroom stall, or getting filled and creampied on a balcony where anyone could see. You get these little exhibitionist moments where she clearly enjoys being watched more than she’ll admit. And somewhere in the middle of all this juicy stuff, the game quietly punishes you for being too trusting or too controlling, sometimes both. One moment you’re the one groping her in the kitchen and making her whimper against the fridge, the next you’re watching another guy slide his hand up her thigh under a restaurant table, her heel resting on his lap, toes curling as he strokes her through the fabric, while you’re too distracted by a text from another woman you flirted with earlier. The corruption spreads both ways, and half the time you can’t tell if you’re the cheater, the cuck, or the sick bastard enjoying every angle of it.