Morty wakes up in this thing like half familiar, half totally fucked, and before he even gets his head straight he’s getting dragged into horny bullshit that somehow manages to be even messier than the original. The game throws you into a “find a way home” idea, but it forgets about that pretty fast and just says: ok, who do you want to fuck first, and how badly do you want to screw them up in the process. It calls itself a fan remake, but it feels more like some pervert took the base story, kept the recognizable faces and voices in your head, then went “what if every single wrong idea I had at 15 became a branching scene.” One second you’re talking about portals and universes, next second you’re getting blackmailed into licking someone’s feet while she pretends this is about “helping Morty grow as a person.” There is so much teasing it actually got on my nerves in a good way, like those Ren’Py menus where you think “ok this time I’ll pick the nice option” and then suddenly you agreed to join a bukkake event in a garage with fluorescent lighting and nobody blinks.

The thing that hit me hardest is how dirty it is while still pretending to have some kind of morals. You can play Morty as this timid virgin who keeps getting walked over, or you just give up and lean full ntr and corruption, watching him “borrow” people who obviously belong to somebody else and then act surprised when it bites him in the ass. There’s that feeling of constant consent blurring: mind control scenes where you’re technically “saving the world” but really you’re just turning people into your toys; sleep sex that the script tries to frame as “oops, weird circumstances”; tentacle labs that look like they were supposed to be a serious sci fi experiment until someone thought “what if this thing also fucks them in three places at once.” And then there’s all the group stuff: twins sharing him like a new toy, lactation jokes that suddenly turn into pregnancy talk, body fluids everywhere while the dialogue pretends it’s still a parody of the show. It’s funny, and then it’s not, then it is again. One moment you’re laughing at a cosplay scene where a MILF is squeezed into some alien suit, next moment you notice there’s a choice to creampie her raw and maybe knock her up, and the game just shrugs like “you clicked it, dude.” I like that it doesn’t waste time with grinding or fake sandbox systems, but at the same time the straight line structure makes the kinks hit faster and harder, and sometimes you’re in the middle of blowjob, spanking, anal, toys, multiple penetration, all in the same “episode” and you kinda wish it would breathe for a second. It won’t. It just keeps pushing Morty into deeper perversion while pretending it’s all part of getting home, and if you’re honest, by the time you’re watching him give some sloppy oral to avoid being turned into science goo, you don’t really want him to leave this universe anyway.

UA in this game feels like somebody took the anime, locked it in a horny Discord server for a month, then spat it back out with way too much focus on thighs and teacher tits. You start as some random dude student, nothing special, just fresh meat in the hero course, and the whole thing runs as a point & click VN. You’re not mashing WASD or doing combo crap, you’re clicking around classrooms, dorms, hallways, staring at icons like “ok, which one of these is gonna let me flirt or say something stupid to Midnight without getting expelled.” Sometimes you get these tiny choices that feel harmless, like helping Ochako carry something, and ten clicks later you’re in her room, lights low, her trying to explain why her hero costume is “practical” while the camera just lives on her ass. It feels wrong. And also very on-brand.

The girls are all “parallel story” versions of the usual MHA cast, but the dev clearly has favorites. Nemuri is basically the star here, even when she’s not on screen you’re sort of just working your way back to her. She shows up in class scenes with that smug top-of-the-food-chain aura, strutting in tight purple latex, cleavage like it’s its own fucking character, and you know exactly what the game wants you to look at. There’s this one moment where she corners you after class for “extra hero training,” sits on the desk, legs casually open, talking about discipline and responsibility while her whip is on the table. You can pick the good-boy answer and she still teases you, leaning forward so you’re basically eyeballing straight down her top. It’s super hot and also kind of goofy, because the writing swings from serious hero talk to “oops, my tits are in your face” with zero warning. Sometimes the text feels like it was written in Google Translate, and I say this as someone who abuses Google Translate daily.

Ochako gets the cute, flustered route where she wants to be a good hero but blushes at literally anything slightly dirty you say. There’s a training scene where you’re supposed to practice with her quirk, so she holds your hands, floats you, and for a second it’s actually sweet, and then the camera angle suddenly is all legs and skirt and you’re like ah ok we’re doing this. Toru is here too, invisible girl, and the game has fun with that in a dumb way. You’re in the locker room, supposedly alone, and suddenly text pops up like “Do you mind if I watch?” and all you see is clothes on a bench and a floating bra. It’s lowkey creepy but also horny as fuck, with that tension of “is she actually right next to my dick right now or not.” They could have done more teasing with her though, like invisible handjobs during class, whatever. Missed opportunity.

Kyoka gets the “I’m too cool for you but also totally into you” arc. There’s this music room scene where you sit with her after hours, she’s pretending she only invited you because no one else was around, earphone jack quirk hanging, guitar in her lap. She asks what kind of music you like, and if you don’t pick something lame the mood slowly shifts. She ends up pressing close so you can “hear better,” and the game lingers on her chest pressed into your arm, her short shorts riding up as she shifts on the seat. The build up is nice in that scene, but the dirty payoff happens too fast. One second she’s shy, the next she’s moaning your name like you’ve been fucking for months. Pacing is weird all over the place like that. Itsuka shows up as this tall, bossy type, big hands, bigger tits, always acting like class rep and then dropping a line that sounds like it came straight from Pornhub comments. She literally grabs your shoulders in one hallway scene, leans down, smirking, and the first thing my dumb brain thought of was “mommy?” which is not great but here we are.

The art style is pretty solid for 3D CG, not hyper realistic, not cheap plastic either, somewhere in that middle ground where thighs jiggle a bit when they move but nobody looks like a cursed mannequin. Lighting in “Midnight” type scenes actually sells the lewd mood, especially when Nemuri drags you into some office after hours and everything is lit with this soft purple glow. Her outfit in those scenes? Yeah, that thing should be illegal in a school building period. Sometimes the expression work is weird though, like a girl moaning while her face is still stuck in neutral talking mode. Breaks the heat for a second. And I swear there is one tiny menu button that never sits in the same place between scenes, shifts like 2 pixels left or something, drives me insane and then the moment passes and I forget about it until next time. Game is click heavy, yeah, but it fits the “peek around UA, poke at stuff, accidentally walk in on someone changing” fantasy. The parody vibe is shameless, like it really pretends to be about becoming a hero, but we all know what kind of hero training is actually happening. Could use a bit more chaos, like a crazy DLC where a villain attack becomes an excuse for “emergency comfort sex” with half the class hiding behind destroyed lockers. Not that I thought about that too much or anything.

Amity Park, right. So I'm curating this... collection, and someone sends me this Danny Phantom thing. You remember the show? Ghost boy, goth girl, meathead jock. This is that, but everyone's suddenly discovered hormones and lost most of their clothes. It's a visual novel, Ren'Py, so you click and read. You're Danny, got the white hair, the powers, the whole deal. The backgrounds are these weirdly sterile 3D renders, like a Source engine map from 2004, and then the characters are flat 2D drawings pasted on top. It's jarring. It looks like a student project where the deadline was a dot on the horizon and they just kept driving.

The combat is turn based. I forgot to mention that. You fight ghosts like the Box Ghost, I think, and then you can also, uh, fight your dad? Jack Fenton has a health bar. There's a whole possession mechanic where you can slip into someone's body, which is a wild thing to gamify. I spent way too long on a scene with the lunch lady ghost. Not even a sex scene, just the fight. The menus are clunky, the text has typos that feel almost deliberate, like a signature. You'll be reading about ectoplasm and then suddenly it's a close up of Maddie Fenton's chest and a dialogue option about a titfuck. The tonal whiplash is the actual gameplay loop.

It's a parade of everyone you vaguely remember. Sam, Tucker, that goth singer Ember, the dragon princess. There's a slavery tag which, yeah, that pops up with Kitty and Johnny 13 in a way that made me put my phone down for a second. Not in a hot way, more like a "huh, we're doing this now" way. The whole thing feels like a fever dream you'd have after reading a very specific forum thread from 2008. I'd give it the "Most Dedicated Use of a Vlad Masters Plotline That Never Was" award. The ahegao faces are so exaggerated they loop back around to being funny. Is it good? No. Did I see a scene where Danny's sister Jazz gives a handjob while talking about psychology? Yes. Will I remember it more clearly than most polished, "sexy" games? Absolutely.

Celica’s little town looks cute at first, like some cozy JRPG village you’d leave on in the background while scrolling Twitter, but it’s really just a big horny playground pretending to be normal. You start out walking around, clicking on stuff like in any point & click thing, and then suddenly you’re trapped in a back alley with a slime that really, really wants your clothes more than your HP bar. The game loves to act innocent for a few seconds and then go “haha no, you’re getting fondled now.” And because everything is in chunky pixel art with these tiny animated details, it ends up feeling more intimate than a lot of shiny 3D stuff. You see every little jiggle, every hand groping too long, every tentacle sliding under fabric like it’s just checking how strong the stitching is. Celica herself is this cute mage girl who looks like she should be in some generic lighthearted fantasy, but the town basically treats her like a chew toy, a toy that moans and blushes and gets possessed by anything magical that moves. Or doesn’t move. Clothes included.

The way the living clothes and monsters fight you is kind of funny and kind of hot at same time. In combat you’re “struggling” but the game is very clear that half of your failure is because Celica keeps getting distracted by hands on her tits, tongues on her neck, stuff wrapping around her waist and squeezing tighter and tighter. You pick an action, the enemy picks something, and then suddenly your robe is half ripped, your panties are on the floor, and you’re pinned in this looping animation that drags on just enough to make you forget what your HP even was. I like how some enemies don’t even feel like monsters, more like pervy systems. The living clothes are the worst, or best, depending how horny you are. One second they sit nicely on her, and the next they’re sliding against her nipples, riding up her thighs, grabbing her ass like they learned bad habits from hentai forums. When she gets possessed, it’s even more messy, because her own body becomes the enemy, grinding against things, touching herself at the worst possible moments while you spam struggle commands that clearly are not working fast enough. There is this weird tiny thing that bugged me: sometimes the click areas feel slightly off, like you click a door and she walks one step too far, and it drives me crazy in a very non-sexy way, but I kept playing anyway because five seconds later some tentacle is between her legs and my brain forgets about the door problem completely.

The yuri flavor is sprinkled in like seasoning, not shouted in your face, which I kind of like. When Celica ends up with other girls, it’s soft and lewd at the same time, like they’re both trying to help and enjoy her getting into trouble with monsters. One scene with another mage girl helping her “clean off” some leftover slime feels less like a rescue and more like an excuse to grope every part that got covered earlier. It is nice that the game is not shy about female pleasure; you see Celica panting, shivering, her body responding even when she’s technically stuck in combat. Still, sometimes I wish there was a bit more “aftercare” in the story, some calm moments of them just lying around naked talking about magic books or stupid town gossip, but the game just pushes you to the next trouble spot instead and honestly that fits the whole chaotic vibe. It’s like the town itself has a kink for watching this poor mage get her clothes ripped off in different alleys, forests, basements, and weird magical spaces. The whole thing is dirty, playful, a bit mean, sometimes clumsy, and that roughness kind of works. It feels like you’re not just playing some polished porn puzzle, but wandering a place that really wants to grab Celica by the waist, pull her close, and see how long it takes before she stops pretending she doesn’t like it.

So I'm Marnie, right, and usually I'm all serious and brooding in Spikemuth, but this... thing happened. Some guy, a "hero" apparently, shows up and suddenly the whole world's logic just melts. You know that one Mewscarada who's always doing those smug little flourishes? She's on her knees in the tall grass within five minutes, making sounds I didn't think grass types could make. The animation's stiff as a board, like someone posed action figures and called it a day, but somehow that makes it dirtier. It's all glossy 3DCG with textures that look like they're from a 2007 mobile game, and the sound design is basically just one wet squelch looped forever.

But then there's this whole thing with Sonia. She's supposed to be researching, right, but she's just bent over a desk with her massive tits out while the protagonist does that thing where he just... stands there. Like a mannequin. The game has no transitions, you just click and suddenly Lopunny is doing a titfuck and the camera's having a seizure. I spent way too long watching Jessie from Team Rocket get railed against a tree while the background music was this eight-second loop of something that might've been a battle theme. It's not good, it's barely a game, but I kept clicking. The "adventure" is just a slideshow of every monster girl and MILF from the franchise getting filled with creampies, and the male protagonist never says a word. Just a blank slate with a cock.

There's a moment with Hilda doing a handjob that cuts to a voyeur scene with Misty watching from a bush, and the whole thing is so janky it loops back around to hypnotic. Like, why is Gardevoir's mouth not moving during the oral sex scene? Why does the fantasy tag even exist when it's just Pokemon but horny? I don't know. I don't care. The replay value is zero because you've seen it all in ten minutes, but I've already gone back three times. Something's wrong with me. Or the game. Both.

Pokestars sits in this weird space where it knows exactly what it is but keeps pretending it has gameplay. The point and click stuff, right? You click on a map node, maybe get a battle screen that feels like someone described Pokemon to an alien who only had half the notes, then it’s back to the real reason anyone’s here. May’s route kicked off with her being all competitive about training and five minutes later she’s on her knees in the dorm room. The animated scenes have that slightly stiff 3DCG look where hair doesn’t quite move right but the oral sequences, man, they put effort into the tongue work. Misty’s voice acting caught me off guard. Actually decent. Not hentai-dub levels of checked out, she sounds like she’s having fun with it.

The resort setup is paper thin. You’re some guy who got a free pass to this elite training place and every female character from the Hoenn and Sinnoh era is inexplicably single and forward. Dawn’s introduction scene has her bending over to pick up a pokeball in a way that would throw out a real person’s back. I laughed. Then I kept clicking. The harem management is barely there, you just pick who to visit each day and the other girls get mildly jealous in text boxes but it never locks you out of content. There’s this one scene with May in the hot springs where the steam effects actually look good and the vaginal animation synced up with the sound design in a way that made me forget I was playing a parody game for a solid minute.

The battle system though. Why is it here? It’s rock paper scissors with extra steps and the difficulty spikes randomly. I lost to a trainer with a Rattata because I clicked wrong twice and had to sit through a game over screen that just dumps you back to the menu. No punishment, no scene, just wasted time. The writing during sex scenes leans hard into the girls being “crazy for pleasure” as the description says, which means dialogue like “give me your pokeballs” delivered completely straight. Misty says that. With her whole chest. Voice acted. I respect the commitment even if I had to put my phone down for a second.

Honestly, the combat is a joke. A complete, total joke. You pick an attack, the slime or whatever picks an attack, numbers go down. It's turn based but feels like waiting for a bus that never comes. I was tapping through it on my phone, half watching some trash on Netflix, just to get to the next scene with Darkness. And that's the whole point, isn't it? Not the demon lord, not the quests. It's about getting the Konosuba girls naked.

The art is this weird 3DCG thing. Sometimes Aqua looks almost right, that dumb blue hair and the useless goddess pout. Other times her face just melts into a generic doll. The ahegao faces are so over the top they loop back around to being funny, which I guess fits the parody tag. Megumin's scenes are a trip. She's still going on about explosion magic while you're... you know. The game doesn't shy away from the loli stuff with her, it's right there in the open, so if that's your line, you know where the door is.

The sandbox part is just running back and forth across the same tiny map. Axel Town is like three screens. You grind gold, you grind affection, you unlock a handjob scene behind the guild hall. The incest stuff with a certain character is there, not even hidden, just another Tuesday in this isekai. The writing is pure trashy fanfic, full of typos, but it somehow captures the horny energy of a doujin you'd find on a forgotten forum. I wish the animated scenes were longer. They won't be. The foot job scene with Aqua was a surprise, though. A sticky, weirdly detailed surprise. The whole thing is a mess, a glorious, unpolished, horny mess that knows exactly what it is.

Thanksgiving in this game starts with a talking turkey giving you attitude and somehow ends with you getting a titjob from a sorceress milf who could probably crush your skull with her thighs. The whole thing feels like the dev woke up, opened three tabs of Disney porn, some World of Warcraft fanart, one Skullgirls subreddit thread, and said: “Yes. This. All of this.” You play as this smug, cocky magic adventurer who is supposed to help with a magical feast, but you immediately stop caring about food the moment you realize literally every woman in Enchantia has breasts that look like they were designed by a teenage boy with too much free time and a DeviantArt account. One second you are trying to collect ingredients, next second you are getting groped by a drunk fairy who thinks your dick is a magic wand and keeps “testing its charges” while you pretend to be offended and still click every dialogue option that clearly leads to handjob territory.

The cast is just pure fanservice soup and my horny brain did not complain. You bump into a draenei-style priestess with glowing eyes and a holy staff, and let me tell you, that staff is not the only thing that gets blessed. There is a milf innkeeper who has big aunt Cass energy, like if Aunt Cass and Dexters Mom had a crossover episode where the moral lesson is “learn to share your cock.” The game keeps tossing references at you: a snarky shadow girl with Midna vibes who bends over the table a lot, a pale demon nymph with skull-themed accessories that really scream Skullgirls, a ninja chick that lowkey feels like she escaped from a League of Legends splash art and said “ok, where is the nearest dick.” None of this is subtle, but subtlety is illegal here anyway. The art is animated, pretty lively, and sometimes the faces look a little cursed in motion, yet when she is riding you and her tits are bouncing in rhythm, you suddenly forgive every weird frame like a simp.

Actual gameplay is this weird mix of sandbox wandering, point and click scenes, and these goofy turn based combat bits where you either smack goblins around or get clothes torn off your party members. You cast a spell, you take a hit, her armor rips, you pretend you are trying to win but secretly take one extra turn just to see more skin. The sex scenes themselves ramp up from teasing to full filth pretty fast; one fairy spends three dialogue boxes just edging you with hand stuff and dirty talk, then suddenly she is on her knees, drooling over your shaft, and you are choosing between oral finish, titfuck, or going straight to vaginal while she uses a glowing crystal toy on herself. There is this one scene with a “helpful” older witch, total milf with thick hips, where she offers you a “fertility blessing” and it turns into anal on a wooden chair while she keeps scolding you like a strict aunt, and honestly, that did things to me I am not proud of. The only thing that annoyed me was one tiny text bubble spelling “voyerism” during a scene where you watch two monster girls go at it behind a magic mirror, and now my brain repeats that word every time I open Twitter, but whatever. By the time you are juggling fairies, demon girls, and one princess type who looks suspiciously like she escaped from a Frozen parody and wants to “warm your stuffing,” you will completely forget you were supposed to be helping with a Thanksgiving dinner at all, which, honestly, is the most realistic thing in the whole game.

It begins like one of those weird dreams you don’t want to wake up from, half sweet, half sticky. The catgirl just looks at you with those glossy eyes, her tail doing that twitchy dance, and you get this dumb grin before you even realize the story is supposed to have “plot.” I don’t even care about the government thing that’s happening in the background, it’s like watching an ad between porn clips. The real thing here is how alive she feels when she moves - there’s this jitter in her shoulders, the soft bounce that’s almost too much. Then she says something naive and horny at once, and I swear the screen feels warmer. You press one dialogue choice, and suddenly she’s straddling you, purring, her voice cracking in that half-anime, half-real way. It’s ridiculous. It’s perfect.

What’s strange is how it tries to pretend it’s wholesome one minute, then goes full filth the next. Like, she’s feeding you breakfast, you think “aww, this is cute,” and two clicks later she’s begging to be filled up like a pastry. The transitions are janky, but that’s part of the charm - like watching someone blush and stutter before making a move. Sometimes the physics go haywire and her boobs do this weird rubbery motion that’s completely unrealistic… and somehow still hot. I won’t lie, the titfuck animation caught me off guard. It’s too good. The kind of good that makes you feel guilty for liking it. I tried to tell myself I was there for the story, but when she moans with that little ahegao face, my brain just shuts off.

There’s this one scene - she’s wearing cosplay because you “asked her nicely” (the game’s words, not mine) - and the camera lingers in a way that feels almost accidental, like the devs didn’t mean to make it that intimate. It’s raw, messy, full of breathing sounds that don’t line up perfectly with the motion. That’s the thing though, it feels human. Imperfect, horny, a bit awkward. Like the game knows exactly what you’re doing while you play, and it’s winking at you for it.