The engine chugs along like it’s running on a potato, which is honestly part of the charm? Frame drops during the first group scene with Alex and that dealer guy, right when things get interesting. You’d think a kinetic novel would be smooth but no, the 3DCG models load in stages. First the hair pops in, then the tits, then the weirdly detailed pubic hair rendering that nobody asked for but here we are. The corruption mechanics aren’t really mechanics at all, more like watching a train wreck in slow motion where Sam goes from “undercover mission” to sucking off a stranger in a bathroom stall because the plot needed her to. No choices, no branching, just this inevitable slide into the gutter.

The parody angle is doing some heavy lifting. Totally Spies but make it a drug ring infiltration where the drugs are basically sex pollen. Groundbreaking. There’s this one scene with Clover where she’s supposed to be extracting information but ends up getting fingerbanged on a couch while her target talks about distribution logistics. The voice acting is nonexistent, obviously, but the sound design for the wet noises is so overproduced it loops back to being uncomfortable. Like someone recorded a fist in a jar of mayonnaise and called it a day. The lesbian content between Beth and Gina feels tacked on, two scenes tops, but the exhibitionism stuff with Fran at that house