Scaly Valley starts like one of those “haha cute dragon girls” memes and then suddenly you realize you’ve spent half an evening arguing with a horny lizard princess about whether kissing counts as a battle tactic. It calls itself a fantasy visual novel, but it feels more like you got dropped into a thirsty DnD campaign where every party member secretly wants to sit on your face and/or keep you as their personal treasure. Story begins pretty slow: you arrive in this weird valley full of dragonkin, monster girls and fluffy types, and people are way too casual about magic, boobs and danger being in the same room. One minute you’re talking about patrol routes, next minute a huge tiddy dragon girl is pressing your head into her chest “for good luck” and your choice wheel pops up like “respond politely” or “grope back.” Of course I clicked the wrong one on purpose and got a scene where she pins you to a rock and starts grinding on your thigh while complaining about “human stamina.” 10/10, would ruin diplomacy again.

What surprised me is how often the plot twists are not about monsters or battles, but about who is actually into who. You think “ok, classic male hero fantasy” and then a female protagonist route appears and the hot dragon guard who was teasing you suddenly starts blushing at the other girl instead. The lesbian scenes are not some side joke either. There’s a bit where the female lead is sparring with this tall scaly knight woman, they trade hits, then insults, then the knight just shoves her against the training dummy and bites her neck, and it flips from fight to foreplay in one animation. Tongues, teeth, moans, the whole thing, and the camera doesn’t cut away when she goes down between her legs. Same valley, same characters, totally different dynamic. Even with the fluffy furry girls, it’s not just “plush boobs appear, you win”; there’s a fox-ish mage who keeps acting like a smug Discord mod, and when you finally get to lick her out she still makes fun of your technique, but her tail is whipping the screen like crazy, so yeah. The sex is explicit, there is a lot of oral, a lot of big asses bouncing in your face, hands going everywhere, scales and fur and soft skin all mixed. But weirdly, the thing that stuck to me was that one scene where a dragon girl carefully guides your hand to her tit, like she’s afraid you will pull away. I came for horny monster girls, got romance brain-rot on top. Honestly, not mad.

Two girls. One smug, one way too sweet for the shit she’s doing to you, and both of them know rock paper scissors better than you know where your life is going. The whole thing is literally just: click, throw your sign, and hope your clothes stay on. It sounds basic until you’re suddenly half naked, crotch zoomed in, browser volume accidentally at 100, and they’re laughing while you lose another round. That’s the energy here. It feels like someone mashed Pornhub with the dumb playground game you used to play when you were ten, then corrupted the hell out of it and stuck it in a point and click interface. And it kind of works, in that scuffed Newgrounds way that makes you go “ok this is trash” while your hand is already on your dick.

The teasing is brutal in a fun way. Girl A (the confident one with the big tits and that “I’m about to ruin you” grin) starts off all flirty, then slowly ramps into full humiliation when you keep losing. She makes you strip first, then she does this thing where she pretends to cover up but actually spreads a little more every time you win a round. One minute you’re just trading RPS, next minute she’s got your character jerking it in full view while she casually strokes your ego and your dick at the same time with dirty talk. Then she switches. Out of nowhere it’s “you really thought you were in control?” and she’s using your loss as an excuse to grab your shaft and jerk you like it’s a punishment. There’s this one moment where she’s doing a slow handjob while staring right at “you”, then she looks off to the side and invites the other girl in like it’s nothing. I opened Twitter on my phone mid scene just to pretend I was still a functioning human but my eyes kept going back. Horrible, 10/10.

The other girl is different. Darker skin, big ass, softer expression, more playful, and then she hits you with the foot on your chest and you realize: yeah ok she’s not actually soft. She plays the game like she’s letting you win a bit, then when you mess up she makes you watch her masturbate while pretending you’re not even there, like you’re just a camera she forgot to turn off. Then suddenly she’s on her knees, toes on your cock, rubbing it up and down while she talks trash about how quick you’re getting hard from just her feet. The lesbian bits come in kind of sideways: they start teasing each other in between your rounds, like you’re an excuse for them to get off. One of my favorite tiny moments is when you win a streak and instead of giving you a “reward” like normal porn games, they just move closer to each other, make out, tits pressed together, and talk about you like a toy they might use later. Actual disrespect, very good. There’s also some public exhibition vibes tossed in where they imply people could walk in on you at any time, which honestly made me click a bit faster. I kinda wish the RPS had some fake depth or mind games, but also, if I start theorycrafting optimal horny rock paper scissors builds on Notepad again I’m uninstalling my entire brain. Anyway yeah, it’s trashy, uneven, kinda mean, and it absolutely knows why you opened it in Chrome instead of doing something productive.

Mickie starts as this kinda boring dude in a boring world, clock in, clock out, nothing much going on, and then the universe just decides to flip his whole identity on its ass. One day his body starts changing, slowly at first, like “oh shit my chest feels weird,” then suddenly there are these soft, heavy tits where his flat chest used to be, and he’s standing in front of the mirror with his shirt half open, poking them, squeezing them, watching them jiggle and not sure if he should panic or jerk off. He does both. That’s pretty much the tone of the game: confused, horny, and weirdly sweet sometimes, even when he’s sitting on his bed with one hand between his legs, rubbing that new wet slit and trying to understand why his own reflection is making him moan. The fantasy world stuff sneaks up on you too. It’s like he slips between his normal reality and this other place full of magic and strange people who want things from him, sometimes information, sometimes his body, often both, and he’s too curious and too turned on to say no. One moment you’re in his tiny room with a laptop open on Pornhub, the next you’re in some surreal place where a sexy mage is tracing circles around his nipples, talking about “unlocking his true form” while he’s already dripping on her fingers.

The fun part, for me as someone who actually enjoys poly stuff, is that you can kind of lean into Mickie accepting all these different connections at once instead of the usual “pick one girl and ignore the rest” bullshit. He’s changing into a woman, yeah, but he doesn’t magically become straight or monogamous or whatever. You can flirt with one character, let them grope your new ass until you’re grinding on their leg, then later end up on your knees for someone else, sloppy mouth full of cock, mascara almost running, still thinking “I kinda want both of them in my bed at the same time.” There’s this scene where Mickie, already with a nice round butt and soft curves, is half dressed in front of someone who used to be just a normal buddy, and they can’t stop staring at the curve of his hips. You can tease the hell out of them, leaning forward so your tits spill out of your top, pretending you need “help” adjusting your bra, pulling their hands right onto your chest. They squeeze, thumbs circling your nipples through the fabric, and Mickie shivers, pretending to protest, but his thighs are already pressing together because the heat between his legs is insane. Later he’s alone again, fingers sliding over that slick pussy, remembering the way those hands felt on his skin, rubbing slow, then faster, whispering dirty shit to himself, wondering how many people he could get to touch him if he just stopped pretending to be shy. The whole thing has this messy, horny energy where identity, fantasy and pure physical pleasure just crash together, and half the time Mickie doesn’t know if he’s discovering who he is or just looking for the next person who’ll grab his hips, bend him over, and make him forget his old life completely.

Amnesia girl wakes up in a dojo and the first thing they teach her is how to mop the damn floor. That already tells you what kind of “training” you’re walking into. It starts all cute and harmless, like some slice-of-life thing where a clumsy asian girl in a tight gi is trying to remember who she is while scrubbing tatami. Then the camera suddenly decides the floor is less interesting than her ass bouncing in those short shorts, and the whole tone quietly flips from “oops I spilled the bucket” to “oops my tits are basically falling out.” The humor is pretty stupid in a good way, like hentai logic: people just accept that the dojo is half martial arts, half perv factory. You click on the obvious stuff, the not-so-obvious stuff, random props, and the game just keeps finding excuses to strip more clothes off her, or make her bend over in angles that would get you banned on Twitch in five seconds.

The point & click part is exactly what you think: poke the environment, watch her react. Sometimes you accidentally click a thing and end up triggering a scene where she has to “practice obedience” in front of a smug female instructor who clearly enjoys watching her squirm. I liked how a lot of the humiliation is low-key playful at first. Stuff like: “clean this floor in that short skirt and no panties, doors open, students walking by.” No one is screaming, there’s no overdrama, she’s just doing her best while trying not to let everyone see her wet pussy, and failing. Then later, it escalates into full-on female domination sessions where the teacher uses toys on her, fingers her until she’s shaking, then orders her to thank her properly with her mouth. The game really loves oral and teasing; there’s a long scene where she has to lick a toy slowly while the instructor “checks her form,” and you can tell the camera guy had fun zooming in. Actual sex comes in like a reward and a punishment at the same time: she gets pounded, gets a creampie, and then gets scolded for enjoying it too much. Very fair. Totally logical. Sure.

What I liked most is how shameless the 3D CG just leans into body worship. Her tits are ridiculous, soft-looking, always just barely covered until they’re not, and her ass steals the scene every time. They know it, you know it, nobody pretends otherwise. Some scenes are pure masturbation bait: she’s alone in a storage room, thinking nobody can see her, rubbing herself with a mop handle while remembering some fragmented moment, and her reflection in a polished floor panel is basically doing free exhibitionism for you. Then the door opens and yeah, humiliation speedrun any%. If you’re one of those people who laughs at the dumb setup but still watches every second, this kind of humor plus porn mix hits the spot. The writing is broken in places, some lines sound like Google Translate had a horny stroke, but honestly it kind of fits, like my own brain trying to keep up with all the teasing. Memory loss plot? It’s there, sure, but every time she’s close to getting something back, someone finds a new way to distract her with a toy or a hand between her legs or “one more special training” where she has to strip completely and service whoever is “evaluating” her discipline. The game pretends it’s about self-discovery, then just keeps turning every discovery into another reason to make her moan a little louder, in front of a few more people than last time.

King’s Guard torches the orphanage, your sister is still inside, and the whole thing kicks off like some horny dark fairy tale that forgot to be polite. You’re this magic-blooded guy that everyone treats like walking trouble, wandering through a kingdom that wants your head, while monster girls and witches keep trying to get into your pants and also maybe into your soul. It starts quiet, kind of tragic, and then suddenly you’re in a ruined forest hut getting a handjob from a half-witch girl who pretends she’s just “checking your mana flow”. Sure. That’s not where mana is, sweetheart. The game keeps mixing this heavy story about loss and revenge with moments where you’re literally kneeling between a monster girl’s thighs, watching her huge tits bounce while she tries not to moan too loud because “the guards are close”. They are never close enough to stop anything, by the way, which is good and also kind of stupid and I keep thinking about that.

Since it’s 3D and animated, the scenes actually feel like something you’d brag about in a horny Discord server and then pretend you didn’t. Creampie scenes pop up a lot. You get this one moment where a shy beastkin girl is lying on a pile of old robes, legs shaking, and you can see your cum dripping out because the camera just stays there a bit too long. Honestly I spent more time staring at that detail than I want to admit. Another time, you’re in an old stone tower with a witch who is supposed to explain the truth about your bloodline. She starts talking about magical bloodlines and curses and I swear I tried to care, but then she sits on your lap, guides your hand between her legs, and suddenly it’s a slow, messy vaginal sex scene with her whispering that if you “fill her completely” she can use it for a ritual later. She says it so serious that I actually laughed out loud, then immediately shut up when the animation hits that moment where her hips jerk and she claws your back. It looks kind of goofy and hot at the same time. Like hentai that grew up a little, but not too much.

The game loves sleep sex a bit too much. There is this scene in a shabby inn, rain outside, and the busty monster girl you just rescued from some hunters is “resting” in your bed. She pretends to be asleep. You know she is not, the game knows she is not, but you still slide your hand under the blanket and she does that tiny fake sleeping sound while your fingers slip inside her. When you finally push in and go raw, she keeps up the act until you cum deep and the scene zooms on your cock twitching inside her. Then she “wakes up” and acts offended, while obviously loving it. If that kind of thing makes you uncomfortable, yeah, this game absolutely does not care, it just doubles down. I wish there was at least one scene where you say no and the girl is like “ok then” but nah, everyone is horny and happy to get dominated, even the ones who are supposed to be strong and scary. There’s romance sprinkled on top, but it’s that kind of romance where one minute she’s talking about how lonely her life as an outcast is, and the next she’s riding you so hard her tits slap against her chest and she begs you not to pull out. I liked it. I also kind of think it’s dumb. To squeeze the most out of every spicy bit, seriously talk to all the weird side girls, even the awkward ones hiding in corners, and always pick the option that sounds a little too bold, because the game really likes when you act like a confident bastard and rewards you with more skin and more messy, dripping, “oh no, you came inside again” moments than your browser history can safely handle.

Heated Hashtag feels like scrolling horny Twitter while your hand is already halfway down your pants. Whole thing is built around this fake OnlyFans clone, OnlyGram, and honestly it nails that exact feeling when you know you shouldn’t click “view more”, but of course you do, because you’re weak and also that girl with the big tits licking ice cream from her own cleavage just posted again. The game follows this dude in college, kind of normal at first glance, but you can tell from the way he stares too long at his phone that his brain is already full of porn and half-secret crushes. And the nice part is, the story doesn’t rush you right away into some gangbang. It plays slow in the fingers, like you’re flicking through notifications and each one is just a bit more risky, a bit more sticky. I liked how some scenes feel almost too intimate, like masturbating in a room where your roommate might wake up, that weird mix of fear and “I hope they watch.” Then again, sometimes it tries too hard to be “realistic” with college drama and you just want to scream: stop talking and suck something already.

What really hooked me is how the game makes you feel the tech. The phone buzzing in your hand, the vibration in your pocket when someone uploads a new clip. I swear, mid-play, my actual phone vibrated and I flinched like I got caught watching a monster girl with tentacles wrapping around her own waist while she rides a sex toy in front of a webcam. Totally different app, but my body didn’t care. There’s this great moment where the main guy is alone in his dorm, lights low, OnlyGram open, and he’s watching this tall girl with a huge ass sit on a dildo in reverse cowgirl, slow, letting the toy disappear inside her while she uses one hand to tease her ass and the other to hold the phone up for her followers. The sound of the toy sliding in, that wet little “schlk” every time she lifts her hips a bit, made my fingers clench on the mouse. I almost hated it. But I watched the entire clip in silence like some creep hiding behind a curtain, not even skipping ahead. And yeah, the anal scenes are strong here, not treated like a bonus but like, “of course we are putting it in that hole, people are paying for this content.” There’s a bit where she spits on his cock and uses her tits to slick him up before pushing him into her ass, and you feel that shift in his body language even from text and pictures. That tiny flinch in his hips when he finally bottoms out and she exhales, long and shaky, like she just unlocked another level of being a slut for the camera. Honestly it is weirdly sweet one second and then completely filthy the next, like watching someone bake cookies naked and then suddenly she’s sucking dick under the counter while checking her follower count on her phone.

The voyeur and public stuff hit harder than I expected. There’s a scene in a study room where they pretend to be innocent classmates, but his cock is already hard, pressed against her thigh under the table, while on his phone their own OnlyGram page is open and you can see old clips of her sucking him off in the shower. He keeps glancing between her real lips and the video of her stretched around his dick, and there’s this stupid little detail that stuck with me: the smear of lip gloss on the camera lens in the clip. I kept staring at that tiny blurry streak instead of the blowjob, which is dumb as hell, but it felt so real, like someone actually wiped the phone in a hurry with the back of their hand. Later there is this swinging vibe that sneaks in, like they start inviting others into the frame, a black guy with a thick cock who absolutely doesn’t care about romance, just grabs her hips and pushes her face-first into the couch while the main protagonist watches and strokes himself, half jealous, half turned on. You see his hand tense around his shaft, his thumb circling his own tip, and he’s fighting with himself if he wants to film or join or just watch her get bred and filled. The game doesn’t always know if it wants to be a thoughtful story about boundaries or just a collage of creampies dripping out of swollen pussies and asses, so it kinda does both and sometimes that clashes. But when it works, like when she looks back at him, cum leaking out while another guy still thrusts inside her and she gives that tiny grin like “are you getting this on camera?”, it really hits that dirty, sweaty part of your brain that loves being the invisible viewer. I kept thinking I wanted more slow, detailed oral scenes, more tongue dragging over skin, more spit-spread, less talk about “followers,” but the game is married to its hashtag thing and it’s not gonna change, and maybe that’s fine, because every time a new post notification popped up, I felt that stupid twitch in my hand and opened it anyway, like a horny Pavlov dog.

Guy stuck in a dead-end gas station, middle of nowhere, wiping bug guts off windshields, suddenly gets an offer to study at this fancy galactic university that looks fake as fuck. He clicks yes anyway, obviously, and next thing you know he’s not smelling gasoline anymore but walking through shiny corridors full of alien girls with too many curves and not enough clothes. It feels a bit like when you install Tinder and realize your city has way hotter people than you ever see in real life, except here they actually talk to you, flirt with you, and sometimes casually ask if human cock bends that way. The game leans into the awkwardness hard. You’re not some flawless porn hero, you’re this slightly confused, horny guy trying to act normal while a blue-skinned professor with tits that do not respect gravity is explaining quantum stuff while basically giving you a slow-motion boob worship session every time she leans over your desk. Sometimes you pick the smart line, sometimes you pick the dumb joke, sometimes you click the teasing option just to see how badly you can fuck up and still get laid.

What I really liked is that the horny stuff doesn’t feel separated from the talking. You’re flirting in class, during space bus rides, near weird alien vending machines that sell snacks and sex toys in the same row, and half of it is you trying to decide if you’re more into the shy monster girl who pretends she’s only interested in “biology research” while staring at your crotch, or the cocky rival who keeps bullying you in public then showing up at your dorm door at night for “private tutoring”. One moment you’re in some semi-serious chat about leaving your shitty small town behind, then she’s bent over the desk, panties around her ankle, and you’re choosing whether to slam it in raw, hold back for some slow vaginal, or switch to anal just because her tail twitches every time you press against her asshole. The game doesn’t cut away when stuff gets explicit either: sloppy oral scenes with tongue and spit, her lips stretching around you, big ass bouncing in your face while she rides you, your hands full of big tits you can grope like you actually earned them, and when you finally blow inside, you see the creampie, not some vague fade to black. I mean, sometimes I wish the sound design had less weird wet noises because it made me think of someone stirring mac and cheese in Audacity, but then there’s this one scene where an exhausted alien girl falls asleep on your chest after a long fuck session and the room is quiet except for her breathing and it feels way more romantic than the game deserves.

I got stuck for like ten minutes once because I kept replaying this stupid little choice in the cafeteria where the monster girl steals your dessert and you can either call her out, flirt back, or just grab her tail and see what happens. That tail grab opens a whole route where she melts and goes from smug to needy, pushing her thick ass against you in the hallway later, quietly begging you to touch her again. There’s this oral scene with her on her knees in a storage room, shelves behind her full of boring school equipment, and she’s talking between sucks, drool on her chin, asking if human cum really tastes different depending on what you ate. I actually laughed at a joke about alien lube in that scene, then two seconds later I’m watching her throat bulge as she takes you deep, and it hits that sweet spot of horny and dumb and kinda sweet. And yeah, a few times the “romantic” lines sound like someone tried to translate a love poem using Google Translate, but honestly as a queer person who’s usually scanning stuff for red flags, I was just happy that the game doesn’t freak out if your dude acts a bit soft or flirty in ways that aren’t ultra macho. It’s still very much a male power fantasy, sure, but it flirts with feelings too: hand-holding after rough sex, forehead kisses after you make a mess inside her, that sort of thing. Porn with a tiny bit of soul, wrapped in goofy sci-fi, where you can be a thirsty idiot or a slightly less thirsty idiot and the game still rewards you with thick thighs, eager mouths, and girls teasing you about how much you cum.

Guy dies trying to rob a place, wakes up in front of a smug goddess with huge tits and a bigger ego, and she goes, “Congrats, you’re a nun now.” That’s the whole energy of Lusting My Religion. You’re a dude, but the whole world thinks you’re a girl in a habit, and nobody questions it because the asses are too distracting. The game just leans into that stupid idea completely. One moment you’re fixing a door lock like a normal locksmith, next moment you’re preaching fake holiness while staring at a monster girl’s cleavage and trying not to get caught with a hard-on under the robe. The convent slowly fills up with girls: shy novices, arrogant rich brats, one monster girl with a tail that gets way too grabby, a “pure” nun who clearly isn’t, and a few others I’m not even going to spoil because their first scenes are too funny. You wander around this little sandbox, talk to them at weird times of the day, pick the wrong dialogue option and suddenly you’re groping someone behind the chapel while a stained glass window of your “goddess” looks down like she’s watching Pornhub Live. The tone keeps jumping between horny slapstick and actually sweet moments, and then straight back into corruption, like the dev had a guilty conscience for five minutes and then remembered why we’re all here.

What I liked most is how the “holy” theme gets used for pure teasing. You get a nun kneeling in front of you, praying, and the camera angle is so low you know exactly what your brain wants to imagine. Confession scenes where they whisper their “sins” and you slowly push them to get nastier, until the romance part kind of melts into you making them lick your fingers to “clean their soul.” Some scenes are fully animated, not all, which honestly pissed me off. You get this hot oral scene with a girl who pretends she’s just “checking your purity,” her lips moving slow on your cock, eyes looking up through the veil, and then the next event is just stills with text, like the budget decided to leave the room. The creampie payoffs are nice though: thick, messy, staying on screen long enough that you feel a bit dirty watching it on the bus. And yes, I played it on my phone on the subway, brightness all the way down, pretending to answer Telegram while actually timing a minigame where you have to stop a moving bar right when she’s about to cum. Those minigames are simple, kind of stupid, but somehow I still got mad when I missed and she pulled away saying she’s “not ready yet.” Girl, I pressed too early, that’s all.

There is this one tiny thing that drove me crazy: the habit physics. You walk around the convent and sometimes the robe clips weird around the ass, then in the next scene it hugs her big butt like it’s painted on, and now your brain expects that all the time. On the other hand, the faces during lesbian scenes are way better than they need to be. Two nuns kissing in the candlelight, one slowly sliding her hand over the other’s thigh, the habit slipping, soft moans, then boom, tongue everywhere, fingers inside, you watching them grind each other on the chapel bench where people are supposed to pray. That whole vibe of “we’re doing this in a place we really shouldn’t” gives it a kind of wrong thrill that fits the corruption theme way too well. I wish the home upgrade stuff mattered more, but I still got weirdly invested in adding rooms just so I could peek at who sleeps where and imagine group sex scenes that maybe appear later, maybe not. The game constantly pretends to be about faith and believers, yet every time you “convert” a girl it ends with her on her knees, mouth open, waiting to taste your holy blessing. It’s messy, a bit clunky, sometimes awkward, but it feels like the kind of horny fantasy you’d joke about in a Discord server at 2 in the afternoon and then someone actually made it into a game.

You start as this dude who crawls out of a pretty calm orphanage life and then finds out his dead dad basically owned the horniest pharma company on earth. Pharm is out here cooking a miracle drug that doesn’t cure shit, it just turns people into obedient little sex addicts, and your lovely stepmom Lucy is using it like her personal remote control. She’s a proper dominatrix in everything but the costume, smiling while she ruins people. The game opens with that “oh, this family is rich and fucked up” vibe, then quietly slaps you in the face with torture, humiliation and that slow, sticky corruption flavor. One minute you’re this soft orphan, next minute everything you care about is chained to Lucy’s little pill bottle.

Then the story skips forward and you come back all grown, trained up, and hot enough to be hired as security in your own family’s mansion. Nobody knows who you really are, except maybe that one cousin who looks at you like she’s already seen your browser history. From there it’s all about sneaking around the house, playing the loyal guard while you’re actually hunting for Pharm secrets, yanking their hidden files, and also… yanking something else in the showers when the tension gets too much. You get these nice quiet scenes where you “accidentally” walk in on Bridgett, your stepsis, half naked and moaning into her pillow, obviously under the drug. Sometimes you help her. Sometimes you just watch. Sometimes you push her a little further, see how far the corruption goes before she breaks, then back off like the gentleman you absolutely are not. There’s romance if you want to pretend you’re a good guy, and full-on harem energy if you stop pretending.

The fun is in how the game lets you choose between being protective and being the devil. You can cradle Bridgett like a princess or choke her while you fuck her stupid and fill her up, her eyes rolling into a perfect ahegao mess while she thanks you like you’re saving her soul. Same with the older women. Lucy might be the boss bitch on paper, but the scenes where you finally turn the tables and make her kneel, drooling around your cock, smeared mascara and religious paintings in the background staring right at you, those hit different. There’s this one route where you use her own drug schedule against her, twisting her “punishments” into training until she’s your toy, her huge tits bouncing while she begs for anal, talking about sin and redemption with your dick still in her throat. The religion bits are more like flavor, like the house pretending to be pure while you’re groping everything that moves. Plenty of masturbation scenes too, like spying on an aunt with a toy buried deep, or the cousin riding a dildo and whispering your fake name like a prayer. It’s messy, horny, sometimes cruel, sometimes weirdly sweet, and every blowjob, creampie, handjob in the hallway just pulls you deeper into this pretty little hell that you’re supposed to fix, but honestly you’ll probably just enjoy ruining.