The whole thing runs on this weird loop of me failing math on purpose just to get the tutor alone. She's got that look, you know the one, like she's been waiting for a student who actually pays attention to her tits instead of the whiteboard. I spent most of my first session just watching her bend over to pick up a pencil. The game knows. It lets you stare.

The sandbox part is messy in a good way. You can wander around campus, peek through windows, follow her home. There's a scene where you hide in her closet while she undresses, and the camera just sits there on her ass while she hums some song. I don't know why that got me more than the actual sex. Maybe because it felt like something I'd actually do if I was that stupid and horny.

The corruption stuff is slow. Too slow sometimes. You have to pick the right dialogue choices, buy her drinks, pretend to care about her divorce. It's not rocket science but it's also not just click and fuck. There's one choice where you can either compliment her cooking or grab her hip while she's at the stove. I picked the hip. She slapped my hand but smiled. That's the game in a nutshell.

Wish there was more groping before the full scenes. The teasing is great, the buildup is great, then suddenly it's full vaginal sex and you're like wait, what happened to the slow burn? But then she calls you a good boy and you forget to care.

Real model, by the way. Not some anime thing. Her ass is real. I mean the model's ass. You know what I mean.

This one hits like opening a dusty biker bar door and getting slapped in the face with sweat, smoke and someone’s dirty laugh. The whole vibe is this: pretty young things with glossy skin and tight bikinis orbiting around men who look like they smell of engine oil, cheap beer and three divorces. If you like your fantasy clean and romantic, just… no. The guys here are old, rough, kinda gross on purpose, like the dev looked at the word “fetish” and said, alright, let’s lean into the moldy side of it. You’ve got leather, tattoos, bald spots, that soft saggy belly pressed way too close to soft tits that are clearly out of his league, and that’s exactly the point. The contrast does all the heavy lifting. Shiny blonde with a perfect big ass grinding on some wrinkled biker with yellow teeth, or a shy brunette trying not to make eye contact while she’s on her knees and he just pats her head like she’s a pet. It’s the kind of stuff that makes you go “ugh” and “fuck yes” in the same second, and your brain doesn’t quite know which one to pick.

The scenes move in that slow, mean way where teasing is half of the cruelty. There’s a blowjob animated so lovingly I almost laughed: spit on her chin, his hand twisting in her hair, her mascara a little smeared, and he keeps pulling back just when she thinks he’s going to finish, using her mouth like a toy he already paid for. The camera loves big tits here, like obsessively. Every excuse to press them together around some old guy’s cock, you get it. One moment you’re watching a blonde in a tiny bikini getting her chest groped over the fabric, fingers pushing the cloth aside with zero respect, next cut she’s on her back, bikini top lost somewhere off-screen, tits bouncing while he fucks her slow and deep, talking shit the whole time. There’s this nasty joy in how unromantic it is. Creampie shots don’t feel like “love”, they feel like ownership. A hand on her throat, a grunt, then cum leaking out while he smears it with his thumb like checking his work. Domination here isn’t soft at all, it’s more like: you’re younger, hotter and you still end up riding this ugly bastard because that’s how the script goes.

What surprised me was how often it throws you between male and female point of view without warning. One second you’re in his head, proud old fuck thinking “look at this tight little thing choking on me”, next second you’re basically trapped in her, hearing the bike engines in the background while he pushes her up against some dirty wall, her ass pressed to cold metal, his hands on her hips guiding every thrust. There’s this almost funny crossover feel, like the dev grabbed a trashy biker porn comic, some classic hentai CG and a soap opera about cheating, blended them in Blender and never bothered to strain it. You see groping that lasts way too long, fingers digging into a big ass in that slow squeezing loop, and by the time the actual vaginal sex hits, it feels less like escalation and more like inevitability. And they don’t shy away from the really uncomfortable angle either: you know exactly who should be with the hot young girl, and it’s not the old greasy dude who ends up cum-drunk between her thighs. If you’re into that “wrong guy wins” energy, that sick little twist in your stomach when the ugly bastard gets the girl, this thing almost feels custom made for you, in a kinda rude way.

Right, so this game. Art Academy or whatever. First thing I see is this girl, brunette, massive tits barely held in by some top, and a tattoo snaking down her hip. The 3D models are... look, they're not winning awards. The animation is stiff in places, like a robot trying to be sexy, but then she does this little tease, pulling her skirt up just a bit at a party, and I forgot all about the janky fingers. The whole thing is about being some art student, making choices. I picked the most obvious "stare at her ass" option and the game just went with it, no shame. Big ass, by the way. They weren't lying in the tags.

Spent most of my time at a house party scene. You just click around, talk to people, and this one girl keeps giving you the eyes. The dialogue is whatever, but the teasing is the whole point. She'd lean over a table, and the camera just locks onto her chest. It's so unpolished it's almost funny. Like, the background characters are just standing there, dead-eyed, while this one animated brunette is putting on a whole show. There's a moment where she spills a drink on purpose, I swear, just to bend over. The 3DCG has that plastic look, but when the light hits the curves right... yeah.

Wish there was more to do with the tattoo. You see it, it's hot, and then it's just... there. A whole DLC could be about tracing that thing. The art academy premise is just a flimsy excuse, you're not learning about perspective. You're learning about how many clicks it takes to get her top off. Which is fine. That's what I was there for. The male protagonist is a total blank slate, doesn't even have a face half the time. Just a pair of hands and a viewpoint. Sometimes the sound cuts out for a second during the animated bits. Adds to the charm, I guess? Or maybe my browser is dying.

Ashley’s tattoo is what I keep thinking about. Not the big plot stuff, just that little ink on her hip, the way it stretches when she bends over in the laundry room scene. The game’s 3DCG is weird, you know? Sometimes the lighting hits and she looks almost real, other times her face goes all mannequin stiff, especially during the dialogue bits. But that one moment, the camera just lingers on her lower back while she’s pretending to look for something in the dryer, and the whole “lost” metaphor from the title finally clicked. Not lost emotionally. Lost in her own house, bending over, knowing exactly what she’s doing.

The male protag is a total blank slate, which I guess is the point for these things. You’re just a pair of eyes and a dick, wandering from room to room. The mom, the sister, the neighbor, all these big tit blonde and brunette archetypes orbiting you. I spent way too long trying to trigger the pool scene with the sister. The walkthrough on F95zone said it was tied to a specific dialogue choice three conversations back, and I had to reload like an idiot. The payoff is fine, I guess. The physics on her chest are ridiculous, like water balloons filled with jello, but the sound design is so flat. Just these wet slapping noises that sound like someone stepping in mud. Completely took me out of it.

The incest tag is there, obviously, it’s the whole engine of the thing. But the game treats it with this bizarre casualness, like everyone’s just agreed this is how Tuesday works. There’s a scene at the dinner table where the mom’s foot finds you under the table, and the way her 3D model’s eyes just stare blankly ahead while her foot moves is unintentionally hilarious. It’s supposed to be this tense, taboo moment, but she looks like a broken animatronic at a pizza place. Still, I kept clicking. The big ass tag is not lying, by the way. The character designer had a clear priority and stuck to it. I just wish the game itself had a bit more of that commitment, instead of feeling like a slideshow of really horny mannequins with occasional, baffling dialogue trees. That tattoo though. It’s the only thing that felt like a real choice someone made.