Imagine opening a game and it’s just you, a half-busted “multiverse travel” console, and a brothel that somehow has the paperwork to import girls from basically every anime you’ve ever jerked off to. No big story lecture, no long intro, it kind of throws you in and lets you figure out how horny you actually are. One moment you’re flirting with a shy half-elf swordswoman that looks suspiciously like she walked out of a certain MMO show, next moment you’re getting bullied in a good way by that smug tanned gremlin type who calls you out for being a perv while sitting in your lap. The tone jumps around a lot: one girl acts like a sweet vanilla waifu, offering gentle dates and handholding and kissing under fake neon stars, and then you switch room and the next one is a sadistic bossy heroine from a battle series who wants to see you squirm, edge you, make you beg. It feels like opening too many tabs on nhentai and just pressing random, but somehow with a dating sim structure trying to hold it together. Sometimes it works. Sometimes it’s chaos. Honestly that’s part of the charm.

The “brothel” part is serious. You’re not just collecting waifus like a clean gacha, you’re negotiating what you want, how filthy you want it, how far the scene should go. One route I did started super wholesome: shared bath, small talk about her original world, she’s embarrassed you’re staring at her tits, all that classic anime blushing. Then like three dialog choices later I’ve got her riding me on some weird magical device that looks like a cross between a sci fi chair and a torture rack, moaning loud enough the receptionist complains. Another girl, the big titty demon type, actually invites you to use the “teleport” to visit her original universe, which is just an excuse for fucking in crazy places: back room of a guild hall, on a flying beast, behind a castle during a battle where people are literally dying in the distance and you’re too busy pulling her hair. There’s romantic stuff too, slow dates in fake city streets, sharing drinks, teasing handjobs under the table, but the game clearly prefers when it gets nasty: spit, messy blowjobs, tits bouncing out of ripped outfits that fans will recognize in half a second, stocking jobs, being sat on by thick thighs until your vision goes white. It even lets you act like a total degenerate and request specific fetishes from a menu like you’re ordering delivery, and sometimes the girl reacts in-character which is way hotter than it has any right to be. It’s rough around the edges, UI clicks weird, some scenes feel like they were written at different times by different horny people, but in the end you’re still there, dick in hand, flirting with a smug multiverse receptionist and trying to decide if tonight is for a clingy magical idol, a crazy yandere-type redhead, or that stoic swordswoman who pretends she doesn’t want it while her body’s shaking against you.

You know that feeling when you’re scrolling through TikTok and suddenly your brain goes “yeah ok, I’d totally let that anime character ruin my life”? This game is basically that thought turned into a horny little quiz show. It throws a bunch of familiar faces at you, from huge-titted milfs like Tsunade and Rias to walking war crimes like Esdeath and Mikasa, and says: “Alright, smartass, you think you know them? Prove it.” You’re not just clicking through dialogue, you’re answering questions about them, reacting to their mood, trying to say the shit they want to hear. When you get it right, they soften up, blush, tease, or just straight up start talking about how wet or hard they’re getting. When you fuck it up, some of them get all tsun and pouty, some just roast you like Aqua with her useless goddess energy. It’s funny, because you’re basically speedrunning emotional manipulation for boners.

What surprised me is how the vibe shifts depending on who you’re “training.” One moment you’re with Marin from My Dress-Up Darling, and it’s all bubbly, cosplay, her leaning in too close and asking what you think about her outfit while her tits are exploding out of the top. You pick the right answer, she giggles, the camera angle becomes a little more hungry, and phase two kicks in: handjobs, titfucks, her climbing on your lap with that fake shy smile. The next moment you end up with someone like Yor or Saeko, and the whole thing gets darker, like this soft, violent tension where you know they could wreck you but they’re the ones panting and begging. There’s a nice corrupted contrast with “pure” girls like Hinata or Asuna too, where the early talks are all romance and blushy sweetness, then suddenly she’s on her knees, drool on her chin, talking about how good your cock tastes while still acting like it’s some kind of holy ritual. And yeah, the game doesn’t pretend to be deep. The “meaningful relationship” stuff is like watching a romance anime on 2x speed: a couple of flirty lines, a tiny bit of fake emotional build up, and then bam, panties off, thighs spread, you’re balls-deep in your favorite waifu while she moans your name like she forgot every other word in the dictionary.

It’s kinda funny how it handles all the crossovers too. One moment you’re messing with dragons like Lucoa and Tohru, massive tits and soft bellies pressing against you as they ask stupid little quiz questions, the next you’re stuck with some smug trap like Astolfo or Felix, and you’re sitting there thinking “yeah, I’d still fuck them” while they smirk and stroke you off like it’s the most natural thing in the world. The game leans hard into parody, but not in a smart-ass way. More like “yeah, we know you’ve fantasized about this exact blowjob from Android 18 while Bulma watches, here you go, have fun.” The sex scenes are animated, not super polished Marvel-level CGI or anything, but dirty enough that when Nami is riding you and her huge ass bounces with every thrust, you don’t really care if a strand of hair clips weirdly through her shoulder. The point system ties into all that, so every correct answer inches you closer to stripping scenes, lap dances, blowjob angles, anal detours, creampies, the usual degeneracy menu. Sometimes the flow of dialogue feels a bit stiff or generic, like they all went to the same horny anime acting school, but then you get this one line during a titfuck that just hits right and you forget you were annoyed. It’s basically a fanservice machine pretending to be a dating sim, and somehow that makes it more honest. You come in thinking “yeah, I just want to see Rias or Erza naked and noisy,” and the game just nods, opens the door, and lets you ruin them one correct answer at a time.

This one feels like somebody took a giant porn folder full of every anime crush you ever had, fed it to a very horny robot, and then just let it loose in the middle of the night. It is messy, shameless fanservice in the best and worst way. You start as this generic male MC that nobody cares about, but it honestly works, because the spotlight is always on the girls. One minute you are staring at Android 18 pretending she is not seconds away from sitting on your face, next moment Tsunade is bending forward like your spine insurance is fully paid, and after that DVa is giving you this smug gamer grin you only see from sweaty tanks in Overwatch comp. Nothing really tries to be “deep”. It is like those late-night Discord calls where everybody starts posting cursed Koikatsu cards and then suddenly somebody says “wait, I can make a whole game with this” and nobody stops him. The whole thing runs on that energy.

The date sim part is kind of funny, because yeah, technically you are “dating”. You choose outfits, say the right lines, sometimes click through fake romantic setup, but everybody knows you are just trying to figure out how many scenes Mirko has and whether Rias or Nami has the better titfuck animation. And the girls are not just random OC clones either, they actually feel like somebody who watched too much anime made them on purpose. Aqua is clingy, loud, kind of dumb but insanely cute when she starts grinding on your lap like she is trying to win some idiot contest. Yoruichi keeps that smug cat energy, sits on your face like that is the most normal place in the world. Toga looks at you like a snack she is not supposed to have, then happily chokes on your cock like rules stopped existing. And then there is stuff like Vados or Kefla or Caulifla, where your brain is trying to remember power levels while your dick is just happy there is yet another big ass bouncing in your face. They even throw in weird combinations, like giving Bowsette this slow, teasing blowjob scene that lasts just long enough to make you forget you were actually trying to see the Zelda content first. By the way, whoever decided Misty and Jessie need extra focus on footjobs has some stories to explain to a therapist someday. I still appreciated it.

I really like how the pacing somehow feels both rushed and too slow. First girl I tried was Ai Hoshino, because of course I did, and the “date” was over in like two clicks and suddenly she was kneeling between my legs, lipstick smeared on my cock while she looked up with those idol eyes. Then with Hinata I had to go through this longer flirting phase, a bit of voyeur setup, peek under her clothes, touch her softly first. It felt like waiting for food that keeps smelling better while you are starving. Annoying, but in a good way. Or bad. Not sure. Anyway, everything is pure fetish salad. Oral sex scenes everywhere, big tits bouncing like they are competing with each other, asses in your face so often it starts to feel like some kind of religion. I got stuck way too long just watching a Raven scene where she rides you slow, still in half her Teen Titans vibe, moaning soft while her ass cheeks clap in that hypnotic rhythm. Meanwhile I completely forgot I had not even checked Mirko, Mina, or Nejire yet, and those are usually my first picks in any MHA fan game. Still, the weird part is how sometimes the small stuff hits the hardest. Like a moment where Komi is trying to suck you off, all shy and stiff, and the camera lingers a bit too long on the way her lips tremble around the tip. Or the way Marin Kitagawa giggles after swallowing, wipes her mouth with the back of her hand, then casually asks for “another round” like you just finished playing some gacha together on your phone. At one point my Chrome lagged for a second right when Tatsumaki started a titfuck and I legit got angry, like, that tiny freezing framed her smug face perfectly and I will never see that exact glitch again. Yeah, the game is scuffed, uneven, totally horny, and absolutely not refined. I keep alt tabbing to Telegram and back just to check something, then losing track of which girl I was “romancing” and honestly that chaotic feeling kind of fits.

The first time Goten accidentally walks in on Chi-Chi changing, you get a choice that feels almost too on the nose. Peek longer or look away. And look, we all know why we're here, it's a DBZ parody where the character models have been inflated to absurd proportions, Chi-Chi's chest defying physics in that specific 2D way that makes you think the artist spent way too much time on the bounce animations. But that initial choice, that tiny moment of agency, it actually made me pause for a second. Which is more than I expected from something that's basically a wank material delivery system.

The whole thing runs on a simple choice tree, Goten stumbling from one scenario to the next like a hormonal pinball. Android 18's route, that's where the art really shines, the cold expression barely cracking while things escalate from a handjob that feels almost transactional to full on scenes. There's a weird attention to detail in how her hair is drawn, individual strands catching light, and then right next to it you have a background that looks like it was scribbled in five minutes. The inconsistency is jarring. One minute you're admiring the shading on Bulma's ridiculous ass, the next you're staring at a chair that looks like a deformed potato. Why. Why do they do this.

Android 21 shows up at some point, the whole thing getting even more convoluted with the lore, and there's a footjob scene with Chi-Chi that comes out of nowhere. No buildup, just bam, toes. The writing tries to justify everything with some vague "choices adapting to your tastes" nonsense but honestly it's just a flimsy excuse to string together the scenes. The male protagonist is about as interesting as wet cardboard, which is probably intentional, a blank slate for the player to project onto. Still, that one moment with 17 watching from a doorway, completely deadpan, made me laugh out loud. Not sure if it was supposed to be funny. Maybe the whole thing is a comedy and I missed the point entirely while focusing on the jiggle physics.

First time I opened it on my phone, I didn’t expect to lose half a night just staring at Kefla’s smirk. The game doesn’t even pretend to be subtle - every scene feels like it’s daring you to look away and you just… don’t. It’s that kind of slow burn where you think you’re here for the parody, but then Android 18 leans in with that voice line and suddenly you’re not laughing anymore. I swear the way her eyes flicker when you choose the wrong dialogue option - it’s nothing fancy, but it hits something real. And then there’s Bulma, who somehow manages to make every outfit mod feel like she’s in on the joke. You can tell whoever made this has watched *way* too much DBZ but also knows exactly what kind of filth people wanted to see between the fights.

The weirdest part? It actually tries to have story beats. Like, one minute you’re customizing outfits - bikinis, ripped armor, whatever - and next thing you know Vados is talking about divine duty while your character’s mind is wandering somewhere entirely different. There’s this strange rhythm to it: serious talk, soft moan, power aura flash, then back to teasing. It shouldn’t work, but it does. I caught myself replaying a scene with Caulifla just to test if the animation loop really synced with the sound (it almost did, but not quite - still hot though). And don’t get me started on the “training” sessions; they’re less about combat and more about who breaks eye contact first. Spoiler: it’s always me.

If I had to sum it up - horny, chaotic, oddly tender. The harem setup’s predictable, sure, but there’s something personal in how it lets you tweak every detail like you’re building your own guilty universe. Sometimes the text boxes lag right when things heat up, and yeah, that kills the mood, but then Heles shows up in that golden bikini and all is forgiven. It’s messy, self-aware, and too confident for its own good, which might be why I can’t stop thinking about it.

The loading screen is just Goku's dumb smiling face and I'm already laughing because you know exactly what kind of jank you're in for. This is one of those browser games where the art looks like someone traced over a DBZ cel while very, very horny. Chichi's proportions are... generous. Like Akira Toriyama if he stopped caring about anatomy and just went full send on the curves. Her hair's that classic blue-black bob but her eyes have this desperate glow, like she's been waiting since the Cell Saga for a proper dicking.

The whole premise is peak fanfic energy. Chichi wants to get pregnant before Goku kicks it again, which, fair. The man dies more often than my phone battery. You control Goku's thrust rhythm with this slider thing that's about as responsive as a dead controller. Miss the sweet spot and Chichi's pleasure meter drops faster than Yamcha's power level. There's this one frame where her expression shifts from annoyed housewife to full ahegao and it's so abrupt I snorted my drink. The sound design is just... stock wet noises layered over what I think is a royalty free synth beat. It loops. Forever.

The cumshot animation is where the budget clearly ran out. It's like three frames of white pixels that appear with all the grace of a PowerPoint transition. But here's the thing, I kept playing. Not because it's good, but because there's something weirdly compelling about seeing these characters you grew up with reduced to this. The creampie scene has Chichi doing this victory pose that's almost identical to Goku's spirit bomb stance and I can't tell if it's intentional or the artist just reused assets. Probably both. The whole thing crashes if you try to go super saiyan mid-scene, which feels like a metaphor for something but I'm too tired to figure out what.

This game is basically what happens when someone takes every anime waifu you've ever had a crush on and throws them into one giant fuck-fest simulator. Got that shady game vendor vibe going on - you know, the kind of setup that screams "this is either gonna be amazing or completely break your computer." But honestly? It delivers on the weird promise.

You're running this whole harem hotel thing where characters from Dragon Ball, Naruto, My Hero Academia, Teen Titans, Steven Universe, and more just... exist for your entertainment. Hinata's there being all shy, Starfire's doing her alien princess thing, Momo's probably over-engineering some sex toy with her quirk. The roster is honestly insane - they got everyone from Chichi to Nobara to fucking Amy Rose. Yeah, the hedgehog universe made it in here somehow. Don't ask me how that works anatomically because I'm not sure I want to know. But the groping mechanics are surprisingly detailed for what looks like it should be a quick cash grab parody game.

What gets me is how they actually tried to make this feel like you're managing relationships instead of just clicking through sex scenes. You're picking outfits, deciding who gets called what pet names, choosing whether you want to share these girls or keep them locked down. The voyeurism elements are there if you're into watching, but honestly the whole "everything is up to you" thing feels both liberating and overwhelming. Sometimes I just want the game to tell me what to do instead of making me choose between seventeen different ways to fuck Raven. The animation quality varies wildly depending on which character you're dealing with - some scenes look smooth as hell while others feel like they were animated by someone's cousin who just discovered Flash. Still beats most of the generic hentai games flooding the market though.

The whole thing is basically one looped animation of Goku absolutely wrecking Chichi from behind, and I mean wrecking. Her ass is huge, like comically huge, and it jiggles with every thrust. The sound design is what gets me though. You can toggle the actual Dragon Ball Z music on and off, which is such a weirdly specific feature. Like, yes, I want to hear the classic heroic theme while watching this. It makes it feel like a fever dream you'd have after falling asleep watching Toonami.

The animation itself is rough around the edges, not polished at all. Chichi's face is stuck in this pained expression, biting her lip, and you can tell the artist was going for that whole "Super Saiyan cock is too much for her" angle. Which, okay, the lore here is that Goku's Super Saiyan cum is why Gohan and Goten are so strong. That's the plot. That's it. And honestly? It's kind of brilliant in a dumb way. The power scaling makes no sense but neither does most of DBZ.

There's a button to make him cum, and when he does, it's just... a lot. Like, an absurd amount. The kind of thing that makes you laugh and then feel weird for laughing. The loop resets and you can do it again. No dialogue, no buildup, just straight to the point. I kept waiting for a second scene or something, but no. What you see is what you get. For a browser game, it loads fast and doesn't try to be more than it is. The brunette hair physics are actually decent, which is more than I can say for some bigger budget stuff. Anyway, if you ever wanted to see Goku's dick, here you go.

The whole thing feels like a fever dream you'd have after eating bad pizza and binge watching anime until your eyes bleed. One minute you're passed out, the next you're face to face with Videl in some weird pocket dimension that's basically Dragon Ball central. And she's wearing a bikini. Of course she is. The art is deliberately rough, like someone's first attempt at 2DCG after watching a YouTube tutorial, but honestly that janky charm works for it. You're not here for polished AAA visuals, you're here because the idea of seeing Bulma's massive rack spilling out of a lab coat does something to your lizard brain.

So you stumble around this sandbox trainer thing, trying to figure out how to progress. It's less a dating sim and more a sequence of increasingly absurd encounters. Got Android 18 giving you that deadpan stare while you fumble through dialogue options. Chi-Chi is there being... Chi-Chi. The whole thing is a parody that doesn't even pretend to take itself seriously. One minute you're talking to Mikasa from Attack on Titan, then suddenly Sinon from SAO is in the mix, and you just have to roll with it. The oral and vaginal scenes are explicit, no fade to black nonsense, but the animations are what you'd expect from a mobile game that got ported badly. Stiff. A bit awkward. Still, seeing Videl on her knees with that teasing smirk? Mission accomplished.

The writing is all over the place. Grammar mistakes everywhere, but it almost adds to the unhinged vibe. Like the creator was just as confused as you are about why Elizabeth from Seven Deadly Sins is hanging out with Android 21. The kooky cook character shows up and I still don't know what her deal is. There's no real tutorial, you just click around until something horny happens. Wish there was more with Zangya, she's criminally underused, but that's never getting updated. The big ass tag is accurate, I'll give it that. Just a messy, horny sandbox that knows exactly what it is.