Waiting on a rooftop with a killer android who looks like 2B and has no idea what “professional distance” means is… yeah, this game nails that horny boredom feeling way too well. The whole setup is simple: mission’s not started yet, target is on the way, there’s nothing to do except stare at the city and your partner’s ass. And the camera keeps reminding you which one is more interesting. It’s a parody, but it leans into the fantasy instead of turning it into some dumb joke. You get that sharp, white-haired android look, the blindfold, the tight outfit, but here she’s less “emotionless weapon” and more “ok fine, we’re both turned on, drop the act.” It feels like someone took every thirsty comment under a Nier Automata cosplay photo and turned it into a short, focused sex simulator.

What I liked a lot is how interactive the pacing feels. You are not just staring; you are poking around, changing angles, changing positions, messing with her look a bit. There’s this nice rhythm where you start slow, just touching, enjoying her lying there, and then you suddenly realize you’ve cranked things up to rough, pulling her hips back in doggystyle while the world “out there” can wait. Mission? Yeah, in a second. The way the game handles her body movement when you switch into missionary actually surprised me, it feels weighty and soft at the same time. Sometimes the transitions are a bit clunky, like your brain expects a smoother shift when you swap position, but honestly after two or three thrusts I forgot about it. I kept playing with camera control more than I thought I would, trying to find that angle where you see her face twitch when you speed up, or where you see your cum land exactly where you want. The ejaculation options are ridiculously satisfying; it’s like they knew people would replay just to test different “paint jobs” on her skin and outfit. I’m poly in real life, so I usually prefer when games let me juggle multiple romances, but here having this one very focused, very horny connection with a single android actually works. It feels like a tight little scene instead of some big harem collecting thing, more like a quick but intense hookup in a universe you already know.

Not gonna pretend it’s perfect. The “wait for enemy, fuck partner” excuse for the plot is fun, but after a while I kinda wished there was one tiny reaction to enemies actually getting closer, like her snapping back to soldier mode for a second, then melting again when you pull her close. Also the customization is nice but too safe; I wanted more wrong options. Let me break the vibe, give her weird color combos or silly details, I don’t care about “canon accurate” when I’m already balls-deep in a parody. Some animations feel like they loop half a second too short, like my brain wants that extra follow-through, and my inner nerd notices. And somehow the sound is both really hot and occasionally too clean, like moans recorded in a studio, not in the dusty ruined city where they’re supposed to be hiding. Still, there was this one moment where I had her on her back, legs up, city lights half visible in the background, and I slowed everything down just to watch her chest rise and fall while I held right on the edge, then finished all over her belly. Sat there watching the mess drip down her skin, thinking, “Yeah, ok, this is exactly the kind of shit I used to look for on sketchy hentai sites, just actually interactive now.” And then I immediately went back in to try doggystyle with different outfit settings, because apparently I have no self-control and this game knows that a delayed mission is the best kind of foreplay.

Right, so the whole premise is basically a malfunctioning android libido. Android 18, from DBZ, is about to literally explode if she doesn't get some. Her brother, 17, is the only one around. The art is... a choice. It's that deliberately rough, almost sketchy hentai style where the proportions go wild. Her tits are massive, like someone inflated beach balls under her shirt, and the blonde hair is just a yellow blob. It’s not trying to be polished, and honestly, that’s almost refreshing? Like finding a crumpled up dirty drawing in a school notebook.

The animation loop is janky as hell. It’s just a doggystyle scene, her from behind, and the motion is this repetitive piston action. 17’s expression is blank, but the text says he’s full of rage, his balls slapping against her pussy with every thrust. You don’t really see the rage, just a static face. But the sound design, or lack of it, is what got me. There’s this wet, slapping noise on a loop that’s slightly out of sync. I spent way too long trying to figure out if it was a browser issue or just the game file. It’s the game file. A tiny detail that just sits there, wrong.

Then the creampie moment. The cumshot is this sudden, thick white splatter that looks more like spilled paint than anything else. It just appears. No buildup, no change in the rhythm. One second it’s the mechanical pounding, the next, paint spill. And the whole “incest to calm her down” plot is just a flimsy excuse for a raw, unpolished fuck scene. The dialogue is hilariously blunt, stuff like “I can feel your rage in your cock.” It’s so direct it loops back around to being funny. You click through a few lines of text, watch the janky loop, and that’s it. The whole thing feels like a five minute distraction you’d find on a forgotten corner of Newgrounds, complete with the weirdly specific DBZ character models that are just off enough to avoid a lawsuit. It’s not good, but it’s got this strange, trashy energy. I don’t know why I kept watching the loop.

I don't know what's wrong with me but the rock pushing mechanic has me in a chokehold. There's Naruto, right, doing his thing with Sakura bent over some cliffside, and this boulder keeps rolling back and the whole thing is about timing your thrusts to the tempo. Miss a beat and that rock slides back. The creampie finish is tied to keeping rhythm which, honestly, I've spent actual money on dumber gacha systems than this reflex loop. At least here when you fail you just get to watch them keep going.

The art is that old Flash game style, rough around the edges, Sakura's design lifted straight from early Shippuden era but with proportions pushed to hentai extremes. Her pussy is detailed enough that you can tell someone spent way too long on that specific asset while the background is basically a smear of green and brown. Naruto's expression never changes. Not once. The whole time he's got this determined look like he's still thinking about ramen or maybe his training regimen, which honestly fits the premise that he's multitasking. Training and fucking. Peak shinobi efficiency.

The setup is pure parody logic. Sasuke left, Sakura's coping by letting Naruto hit it raw outdoors, and somehow this moron decided to combine dick game with chakra control exercises. There's something almost endearing about how stupid it is. The cumshot lands and you get that split second where the rhythm clicks and the rock finally stays put and you feel this weird sense of accomplishment. Then you realize what you're celebrating and maybe question some life choices. The game doesn't care. It just resets, ready for another round, and I keep clicking. Something about that loop.

Chat, I'm losing it. Meredy and Juvia on their knees, a double barrel situation that made me choke on my own drink. The animation is janky, like someone animated it on a potato, but the sounds. Wet, sloppy, the kind that makes you glance at your door even though you live alone. Juvia's eyes roll back and I swear she glitched for a second, her mouth stretching in a way that defied the character model. Then it fixed itself. Or didn't. I don't know.

Mavis. Tiny little Mavis hopping on a cock like she's trying to set a speedrun record. Her hair clips through her shoulders constantly. It's almost charming, like watching a broken doll get railed. The physics engine gave up on her tits entirely, they just vibrate in place. But the expression on her face, that dead eyed smile, it's cursed in the best way. I screenshotted it. Sent it to my buddy who doesn't even watch Fairy Tail. He replied with just a question mark.

Cana's turn. Doggystyle, her massive boobs swinging with a delay, like they're catching up to the frame rate. The guy behind her is just a torso. Literally. No head, no legs, just a floating pelvis hammering away. She's moaning "like a whore" and I'm not arguing with the game's own description. It's honest, at least. Sherria on the floor, supposedly her first time, but she takes it like a champ. The floor texture is just a brown smear. I spent a solid minute trying to figure out if it was supposed to be wood or dirt. Then I realized I didn't care. Lucy's somewhere in the orgy pile, I think? Hard to tell with all the clipping limbs.

The whole thing is a beautiful mess. The audio desynced halfway through, so Cana's moans played during Sherria's scene. Honestly? Improved it. Dare to play it alone, or invite company? Just kidding, don't show this to anyone you respect.

You ever play one of those browser games and just know the person making it had one specific image burned into their brain? This is that. It's a One Piece flashback scene, the Alabasta arc, but twisted into something else entirely. The whole thing is deliberately rough, like a sketch someone was too impatient to finish. The cave background is just a dark blur, the sounds are... well, there's a wet slapping noise that loops and it's honestly more distracting than anything. I kept thinking about how in the actual manga, Vivi's hair is this amazing shade of blue, and here it's just a flat turquoise smear. It's not a complaint exactly, more like a weird observation that stuck with me while watching Nico Robin, or Miss All Sunday I guess, do her thing.

The core of it is Robin using her Hana Hana powers to sprout a cock and just absolutely ruin Vivi. And I mean ruin. It starts with some groping, the kind of thing you'd see in a doujin that's trying too hard, but then it gets into the bondage. Vivi ends up tied, arms pulled back, face down, and that's where the game just sits for most of its runtime. The doggystyle animation is on a loop, and you can sort of control the speed? Maybe? I clicked around and something changed but I couldn't tell if it was me or the game glitching. There's a creampie finish that's the whole point, the humiliation angle is pushed hard. Robin's expression never changes, that same little smirk, which is creepier than if she was snarling.

I wish there was a button to just skip to the part where Vivi's struggling against the ropes. That's the money shot for me, the tied up desperation. The lesbian tag is there but it's not really... it's more about power than anything else. One moment that stuck out was a weird transition where Vivi's model just snapped into a new position, no animation, just pop. Like the game forgot what it was doing. I spent way too long trying to see if there was a hidden angle to view the scene from, but no, it's just that one fixed shot. The whole thing feels like a leaked scene from a bigger, never-finished project. It's messy, it's single-minded, and it doesn't care if you notice the seams. It just wants to show you Nico Robin breaking a princess in a cave, and on that one, very specific note, it delivers.

Honestly the thing that stuck with me was how they did Ahri’s tails. There are nine of them, obviously, and in this flash loop they sort of just... exist? They flop around without any real weight, like pool noodles taped to her back. I spent way too long fixating on that while Felisyor was going at it doggystyle. The animation itself is that classic, deliberately rough Flash style where limbs move in straight lines and the loop point is jarring enough to make you blink. You know the type, the kind that used to clog up Newgrounds back in the day before the purge.

The core of it is exactly what the tin says. Ahri and Felisyor, two cat-ish champions from League, going at it in a forest. Felisyor’s got this massive, barbed tiger cock that the animation really focuses on stretching her out. The sound is just two wet slapping loops layered over each other, and it’s so badly mixed it almost becomes hypnotic. There’s a moment where he pulls almost all the way out and you can see the knot, and I’m thinking, okay, that’s a detail, but then the loop just resets and he’s thrusting again without it ever popping in. A real “wait, what?” moment. The creampie finish is the whole point, I guess, a sticky mess that they don’t really animate flowing so much as just appearing as a static puddle. It’s about as subtle as a brick.

If you’re here for the tags, you’re getting them, no foreplay, no setup. Just Felisyor railing Ahri from behind until he unloads inside her. The whole thing feels like someone learned to animate just to make this one specific fantasy, and you have to respect the single-minded horniness of it. Don’t expect a game, it’s a short loop you watch. And maybe don’t think too hard about the tail physics, because once you see it you can’t unsee it and it’ll ruin the already questionable immersion.

I keep coming back to the breast expansion slider. Not because it's particularly well animated, it's janky as hell honestly, but because it's so specific. You get this little control panel and Bulma just... inflates. Like someone hooked her up to a bicycle pump. The physics make no sense. Her spine would snap. I spent maybe fifteen minutes just making her chest go up and down, up and down, completely ignoring the actual sex options. The game is basically a posable Bulma doll with some sticky controls.

The dress up part is weirdly detailed for something this rough. You can strip her piece by piece, her top, her skirt, and the fabric just vanishes. No tearing animation, no sound, just gone. Then you click her boobs and they jiggle with this weird delayed reaction, like they're underwater. The blowjob scene has her head bobbing with the mechanical rhythm of a metronome. You get a facial cumshot button that just plasters her glasses and hair with a static white texture that doesn't drip or anything. It's so blunt it circles back around to being funny. The doggystyle position has her ass up but her face is completely blank, staring at the wall like she's mentally doing her taxes. There's a creampie toggle that just... adds a white puddle. No animation, just appears. Like a sticker.

I got distracted thinking about how Dragonball hentai is its own entire ecosystem. There's probably a thousand of these flash dumps floating around since 2005. This one feels like it was made in an afternoon by someone who really, really needed to see Bulma get railed and didn't care about anything else. The hard sex option is just the same loop but faster. The pussy play is just clicking and watching the same two frames. It's not good. But I kept clicking. The Warcraft tag is a lie by the way, there's no orcs or elves, just Bulma's giant blue hair clipping through her shoulders. Flying tree frog? No idea. Maybe it's a metaphor for how her tits float when you max the expansion slider.

Right, so this one is basically the digital equivalent of finding that one specific fanart you doodled in a notebook during math class, except now it moves. The whole premise hangs on Chun Li putting her, ahem, assets right up against the screen. It’s unapologetically direct. Like a jumpscare but with a thong. The physics on her chest are set to overdrive, jiggling with the chaotic energy of a Jell-O mold in an earthquake, which I guess is the main event for some folks.

The interactivity is barebones, you click to switch between a dildo or a cock for the doggystyle loop, and there’s a secret little click spot on her boobs that triggers a bonus animation. I spent a weirdly long time just poking that area like I was trying to unlock a fatality input. The loop itself is stiff, not gonna lie, it has the rhythmic grace of a broken metronome. It’s weird how a game about a character known for her lightning kicks ends up feeling so mechanically static. But then again, the whole point is to just leave it running and zone out, so maybe complaining about the lack of complex combos is like criticizing a pizza for not being a salad.

The ethical elephant in the room here is obviously the whole concept of a digital character who can’t say no, which makes the entire experience feel like a grimy late night cable channel you’d be embarrassed to have on your history. I’m supposed to be a watchdog for this stuff, and my brain is screaming about the lack of agency for the polygon lady. But then I look at the unpolished, janky animation and the way her ass clips through the dildo model, and it’s so technically unsexy that it loops back around to being just a bizarre stress toy. A DLC where she just turns around and kicks the camera, shattering the screen, would honestly be the hottest and most morally satisfying ending possible.

You know what’s weird about this Rikku thing? The hair. It’s the wrong shade of blonde. Not the sunny, almost greenish tint from the game, but this flat, butter colored mess that catches the light all wrong in the 3d renders. I spent maybe five minutes just staring at her bangs, completely ignoring the fact that she’s on her knees with a cock the size of her forearm pressed between her tits. The paizuri scene is the second one, I think, and the physics are just... absent. Her chest doesn’t deform at all. It’s like two firm melons with a hot dog sliding between them, and the guy’s expression never changes from this dead eyed stare. A real shame because the creampie finish, where they actually bothered to animate the drip, is genuinely hot in a messy, unapologetic way.

The whole thing is a slideshow, click to advance, no real choices except the order you view the filth. There’s a blowjob segment where her mouth is open so wide and so perfectly round it looks like a portal to another dimension, and the cock just phases through her cheek geometry at one point. I laughed out loud, which I don’t think was the intended reaction. But then, the doggystyle shot from behind, with that impossible arch in her back and her face smushed into the floor, that one got me. The cumshot inside, the way they frame it with her legs spread, is the money shot for a reason. It’s crude and direct, like a sex tape filmed on a broken phone.

The whole parody angle is thin. She’s wearing something vaguely resembling her outfit for about two clicks before it’s gone, and then she’s just a generic blonde getting railed. No personality, no witty banter, just a series of holes. The date tag is a lie, there’s no setup, no talking. Just straight to the floor fucking. I wish there was a scene where she kept her goggles on. That would’ve been something. Anyway, the titfuck is boring but the final internal shot is worth clicking through the awkward middle bits for.