Imagine opening a game and it’s just you, a half-busted “multiverse travel” console, and a brothel that somehow has the paperwork to import girls from basically every anime you’ve ever jerked off to. No big story lecture, no long intro, it kind of throws you in and lets you figure out how horny you actually are. One moment you’re flirting with a shy half-elf swordswoman that looks suspiciously like she walked out of a certain MMO show, next moment you’re getting bullied in a good way by that smug tanned gremlin type who calls you out for being a perv while sitting in your lap. The tone jumps around a lot: one girl acts like a sweet vanilla waifu, offering gentle dates and handholding and kissing under fake neon stars, and then you switch room and the next one is a sadistic bossy heroine from a battle series who wants to see you squirm, edge you, make you beg. It feels like opening too many tabs on nhentai and just pressing random, but somehow with a dating sim structure trying to hold it together. Sometimes it works. Sometimes it’s chaos. Honestly that’s part of the charm.

The “brothel” part is serious. You’re not just collecting waifus like a clean gacha, you’re negotiating what you want, how filthy you want it, how far the scene should go. One route I did started super wholesome: shared bath, small talk about her original world, she’s embarrassed you’re staring at her tits, all that classic anime blushing. Then like three dialog choices later I’ve got her riding me on some weird magical device that looks like a cross between a sci fi chair and a torture rack, moaning loud enough the receptionist complains. Another girl, the big titty demon type, actually invites you to use the “teleport” to visit her original universe, which is just an excuse for fucking in crazy places: back room of a guild hall, on a flying beast, behind a castle during a battle where people are literally dying in the distance and you’re too busy pulling her hair. There’s romantic stuff too, slow dates in fake city streets, sharing drinks, teasing handjobs under the table, but the game clearly prefers when it gets nasty: spit, messy blowjobs, tits bouncing out of ripped outfits that fans will recognize in half a second, stocking jobs, being sat on by thick thighs until your vision goes white. It even lets you act like a total degenerate and request specific fetishes from a menu like you’re ordering delivery, and sometimes the girl reacts in-character which is way hotter than it has any right to be. It’s rough around the edges, UI clicks weird, some scenes feel like they were written at different times by different horny people, but in the end you’re still there, dick in hand, flirting with a smug multiverse receptionist and trying to decide if tonight is for a clingy magical idol, a crazy yandere-type redhead, or that stoic swordswoman who pretends she doesn’t want it while her body’s shaking against you.

I keep coming back to the breast expansion slider. Not because it's particularly well animated, it's janky as hell honestly, but because it's so specific. You get this little control panel and Bulma just... inflates. Like someone hooked her up to a bicycle pump. The physics make no sense. Her spine would snap. I spent maybe fifteen minutes just making her chest go up and down, up and down, completely ignoring the actual sex options. The game is basically a posable Bulma doll with some sticky controls.

The dress up part is weirdly detailed for something this rough. You can strip her piece by piece, her top, her skirt, and the fabric just vanishes. No tearing animation, no sound, just gone. Then you click her boobs and they jiggle with this weird delayed reaction, like they're underwater. The blowjob scene has her head bobbing with the mechanical rhythm of a metronome. You get a facial cumshot button that just plasters her glasses and hair with a static white texture that doesn't drip or anything. It's so blunt it circles back around to being funny. The doggystyle position has her ass up but her face is completely blank, staring at the wall like she's mentally doing her taxes. There's a creampie toggle that just... adds a white puddle. No animation, just appears. Like a sticker.

I got distracted thinking about how Dragonball hentai is its own entire ecosystem. There's probably a thousand of these flash dumps floating around since 2005. This one feels like it was made in an afternoon by someone who really, really needed to see Bulma get railed and didn't care about anything else. The hard sex option is just the same loop but faster. The pussy play is just clicking and watching the same two frames. It's not good. But I kept clicking. The Warcraft tag is a lie by the way, there's no orcs or elves, just Bulma's giant blue hair clipping through her shoulders. Flying tree frog? No idea. Maybe it's a metaphor for how her tits float when you max the expansion slider.

This one feels like somebody took a giant porn folder full of every anime crush you ever had, fed it to a very horny robot, and then just let it loose in the middle of the night. It is messy, shameless fanservice in the best and worst way. You start as this generic male MC that nobody cares about, but it honestly works, because the spotlight is always on the girls. One minute you are staring at Android 18 pretending she is not seconds away from sitting on your face, next moment Tsunade is bending forward like your spine insurance is fully paid, and after that DVa is giving you this smug gamer grin you only see from sweaty tanks in Overwatch comp. Nothing really tries to be “deep”. It is like those late-night Discord calls where everybody starts posting cursed Koikatsu cards and then suddenly somebody says “wait, I can make a whole game with this” and nobody stops him. The whole thing runs on that energy.

The date sim part is kind of funny, because yeah, technically you are “dating”. You choose outfits, say the right lines, sometimes click through fake romantic setup, but everybody knows you are just trying to figure out how many scenes Mirko has and whether Rias or Nami has the better titfuck animation. And the girls are not just random OC clones either, they actually feel like somebody who watched too much anime made them on purpose. Aqua is clingy, loud, kind of dumb but insanely cute when she starts grinding on your lap like she is trying to win some idiot contest. Yoruichi keeps that smug cat energy, sits on your face like that is the most normal place in the world. Toga looks at you like a snack she is not supposed to have, then happily chokes on your cock like rules stopped existing. And then there is stuff like Vados or Kefla or Caulifla, where your brain is trying to remember power levels while your dick is just happy there is yet another big ass bouncing in your face. They even throw in weird combinations, like giving Bowsette this slow, teasing blowjob scene that lasts just long enough to make you forget you were actually trying to see the Zelda content first. By the way, whoever decided Misty and Jessie need extra focus on footjobs has some stories to explain to a therapist someday. I still appreciated it.

I really like how the pacing somehow feels both rushed and too slow. First girl I tried was Ai Hoshino, because of course I did, and the “date” was over in like two clicks and suddenly she was kneeling between my legs, lipstick smeared on my cock while she looked up with those idol eyes. Then with Hinata I had to go through this longer flirting phase, a bit of voyeur setup, peek under her clothes, touch her softly first. It felt like waiting for food that keeps smelling better while you are starving. Annoying, but in a good way. Or bad. Not sure. Anyway, everything is pure fetish salad. Oral sex scenes everywhere, big tits bouncing like they are competing with each other, asses in your face so often it starts to feel like some kind of religion. I got stuck way too long just watching a Raven scene where she rides you slow, still in half her Teen Titans vibe, moaning soft while her ass cheeks clap in that hypnotic rhythm. Meanwhile I completely forgot I had not even checked Mirko, Mina, or Nejire yet, and those are usually my first picks in any MHA fan game. Still, the weird part is how sometimes the small stuff hits the hardest. Like a moment where Komi is trying to suck you off, all shy and stiff, and the camera lingers a bit too long on the way her lips tremble around the tip. Or the way Marin Kitagawa giggles after swallowing, wipes her mouth with the back of her hand, then casually asks for “another round” like you just finished playing some gacha together on your phone. At one point my Chrome lagged for a second right when Tatsumaki started a titfuck and I legit got angry, like, that tiny freezing framed her smug face perfectly and I will never see that exact glitch again. Yeah, the game is scuffed, uneven, totally horny, and absolutely not refined. I keep alt tabbing to Telegram and back just to check something, then losing track of which girl I was “romancing” and honestly that chaotic feeling kind of fits.

The whole thing is basically one looped animation of Goku absolutely wrecking Chichi from behind, and I mean wrecking. Her ass is huge, like comically huge, and it jiggles with every thrust. The sound design is what gets me though. You can toggle the actual Dragon Ball Z music on and off, which is such a weirdly specific feature. Like, yes, I want to hear the classic heroic theme while watching this. It makes it feel like a fever dream you'd have after falling asleep watching Toonami.

The animation itself is rough around the edges, not polished at all. Chichi's face is stuck in this pained expression, biting her lip, and you can tell the artist was going for that whole "Super Saiyan cock is too much for her" angle. Which, okay, the lore here is that Goku's Super Saiyan cum is why Gohan and Goten are so strong. That's the plot. That's it. And honestly? It's kind of brilliant in a dumb way. The power scaling makes no sense but neither does most of DBZ.

There's a button to make him cum, and when he does, it's just... a lot. Like, an absurd amount. The kind of thing that makes you laugh and then feel weird for laughing. The loop resets and you can do it again. No dialogue, no buildup, just straight to the point. I kept waiting for a second scene or something, but no. What you see is what you get. For a browser game, it loads fast and doesn't try to be more than it is. The brunette hair physics are actually decent, which is more than I can say for some bigger budget stuff. Anyway, if you ever wanted to see Goku's dick, here you go.

Kuririn just stands there like a statue with a hard-on he can't do anything about. That's the whole game basically. Android 18 gets bent over some rubble while Cell's green dick rearranges her asshole and the cuck husband-to-be watches from ten feet away. The animation loops are choppy but who cares, it's the kind of jank that makes it feel like some bootleg VHS you found under a mattress. Her face goes from annoyed to completely broken after like four thrusts, and the creampie at the end actually drips out in a way that made me rewind twice.

The sound design is a war crime. Every moan sounds like someone stepping on a squeaky toy, and Cell's grunts are just low bitrate farts. But honestly? That adds to the charm. You're not here for audio engineering, you're here because someone looked at Dragon Ball Z and thought "what if the bug man fucked the blonde robot in front of her boyfriend and that was the whole plot." The *** tag is not subtle, it's the entire premise, and the game doesn't pretend otherwise. Rough anal, public humiliation, the works. There's a moment where she tries to crawl away and Cell just grabs her ankle and pulls her back, and her tits bounce in that cheap anime way that makes you feel gross for noticing.

I wish there was a button to make Kuririn react more. He just blinks. Like, dude, say something. Cry. Throw a rock. Instead he watches his future wife get filled with bug cum and does the same idle animation the whole time. Maybe that's the point. The game is short, maybe five minutes if you don't count the loading screen that looks like a Windows 98 error. No save system, no options menu, just a loop of ass destruction and one very sad bald man. I don't know why I played it twice. Actually I do know. The creampie physics are weirdly satisfying, like watching someone squeeze a tube of toothpaste but it's green and it's coming out of Android 18.

Bulma's got this little smirk that just says she knows she's got the upper hand, even when she's on her knees. That's the whole mood right there. The art isn't polished, it's got that rough fan project feel where the lines are a bit too thick and the shading is more of a suggestion than a rule. Honestly it reminds me of the stuff people used to scribble on the oekaki boards back in the day, that raw horny energy before everyone got good at digital painting. There's something about the jank that makes it feel more direct, like you're looking at someone's unfiltered fantasy scrapbook rather than a product.

The training loop is basically a clicker but with Saiyan pride getting dismantled piece by piece. You start with Vegeta being Vegeta, all scouter readings and royal lineage bullshit, and Ceno just wears him down. I spent way too long on the first few scenes because the stat checks are kinda brutal and the grind is real. There's no clever minigame or strategy, it's just hammering the same actions until the dominance meter ticks over. It gets repetitive but that repetition almost becomes hypnotic, like you're the one being conditioned. I wish there was more with Gohan but what's there is surprisingly intense, that quiet kid energy turning into something else entirely. The domination stuff isn't subtle, it's full on breaking wills and claiming territory, and the dialogue leans hard into the power fantasy. No aftercare, no soft moments, just conquest. The sound design is nonexistent which actually adds to the grimy atmosphere, just the hum of my laptop fan and the occasional click. My Discord kept pinging and it was weirdly jarring, pulling me out of this hyperfocused degenerate state. The Piccolo scenes are my favorite even though they're brief, something about the stoic Namekian finally cracking. Don't go in expecting a faithful adaptation of the source material, the characterization is whatever serves the scene. Goku shows up and he's almost too eager, which is a choice I guess. The whole thing feels like a fever dream I had after falling asleep watching the Cell saga.

It’s messy in the best way. You start thinking it’s just another parody trainer thing, you know, the kind where you poke at anime girls until they blush and moan, but then it hits different. The world feels like some twisted mashup of every horny fantasy you ever had watching late-night anime reruns. RWBY girls in detention, Hinata pretending to be shy while you make her do things she’d never admit she likes, Android 18 acting cold until she’s begging for more - yeah, that kind of different. The game doesn’t even try to hide what it is. It’s corruption, blackmail, prostitution, harem building, all tangled up like a wet dream that forgot to end. You pick your route - romance or whorehouse - and both feel wrong in a way that’s weirdly right. The sandbox setup means you can just mess around, push boundaries, and see who breaks first. Spoiler: it’s usually you.

The animations aren’t just filler either. They’re dirty, loud, sometimes awkward, sometimes perfect. There’s a scene with Meiko Shiraki that made me pause and just stare, not because it was beautiful but because it felt too real, like watching someone lose control for the first time. Then there’s the teasing - god, the teasing - where you’re half sure the game’s mocking you for getting turned on by pixels. But it works. It’s honest about being porn, no fake romance fluff unless you pick that route, and even then, the “love” feels like an excuse to fuck slower. I like that it doesn’t pretend to be classy. It’s raw, sometimes mean, sometimes sweet, and always just a little uncomfortable. That’s the charm.

You’ll notice small things, too - like how the moans don’t loop perfectly, or how one character’s eyes don’t quite match the lighting in a scene. It bothered me for a second, then I realized it made everything feel more human. Not polished porn, but messy, sweaty, desperate sex between people who shouldn’t be doing it but can’t stop. That’s the game’s real trick: it makes you complicit. You’re not just training them - you’re changing them, breaking them, maybe saving them, I don’t know. And somewhere between a bukkake scene and a shy confession, you start wondering if you’re the one being trained.

The face editor is where I lost twenty minutes. You can drag her eyebrows into this perfect little scowl, or make her eyes roll back so far it looks like she's having a religious experience. Then you realize you spent all that time on the face and forgot to take off her jacket. Classic.

Android 18 XXX Simulator is exactly what it says on the tin. You get the blonde cyborg, a bunch of sliders, and permission to go nuts. The customization is deeper than it has any right to be for a browser game. Hair up, hair down, earrings, that little denim vest thing she wears, all toggleable. You can make her look pissed, bored, or like she just remembered she left the stove on. The DBZ parody angle means you can also mess with her power level aura, which is a nice touch for the lore nerds who want their hentai with a side of canon.

The actual fucking is fine. Nothing groundbreaking, but the poses are solid and the animation loops don't make you want to claw your eyes out. What surprised me was how much the expression system changes the vibe. Same position, but with her glaring at you versus her mouth hanging open like a broken mailbox, completely different energy. The sound design is whatever, just the usual wet slaps and moans you've heard a thousand times. No complaints, no awards.

One thing that bugged me, the color picker for her outfit resets if you switch tabs. Why? Who knows. Browser games, man.

Anyway, if you've ever wanted to see Android 18 in nothing but her boots and a look of pure disappointment, this is your jam. Just don't expect a story mode. There isn't one. It's a toybox, not a novel.

The card trick mechanic is broken. Not like, "oh it's a little glitchy" broken, but "who coded this at 4 AM after a vodka bender" broken. You're supposed to cover a lower card with a higher card of the same suit, right? Simple. Except half the time I'm staring at a 7 of hearts and a queen of spades and the game just... lets me do it? And then the score goes up anyway? I don't understand the logic. Maybe there isn't any. The tutorial text reads like it was translated through three different languages and then back to English by someone who's never actually played cards. "Tricks value increases your score" yeah no shit but WHAT TRICKS.

The Android 18 model though. That's where things get weirdly specific. It's clearly some real blonde cosplayer they hired, and she's doing the whole DBZ thing with the blue vest and the Red Ribbon earrings, but the video quality is like a Skype call from 2009. Grainy as hell. And she's trying so hard to stay in character while doing this awkward shuffle-dance that's supposed to be a striptease. At one point she almost trips over what I think is a rug. They left that in. They actually left the stumble in the final game. I respect that more than I should.

You win a round, she takes something off. Lose, and she just stands there with this expression that's somewhere between disappointment and "I'm getting paid by the hour." The pacing is all wrong. It's like waiting for a microwave to finish but the timer keeps resetting. Sometimes the strip animation triggers twice for no reason. Sometimes it doesn't trigger at all and you just sit there in awkward silence with a half-dressed cosplayer frozen mid-pose. I spent way too long trying to figure out if the card suits actually mattered or if the whole thing was just random number generation dressed up as a game. Still don't know. The blonde wig is slightly crooked in every scene and I can't stop noticing it now.